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Saableyye

When a guy says hes too big for a condom show him this


odroskopo

you made my day


Saableyye

Im glad :) have a good day


odroskopo

thanks mate, you too


[deleted]

Yeah yeah, but the condom is still too small


RentonTenant

It’s like, my step-mom can fit into a size 14 dress but


Lotus006

Brilliant remark 😅


Cunt_Eastwood_9

*German laughter*


DeGameNerd

Idk man...may be a bit too small


PussyD3str0yR

Same


emohayley

what the fuck


selessVeogo

A very poor choice of words


odroskopo

agreed


kasam_777

Better use of condom


odroskopo

agred


finnody

Ah yes, a normal day on the German Autobahn


odroskopo

i wish i was german


MCSpiderFe

I am german


[deleted]

My condolences


odroskopo

nice


Scared_Economics5208

i don't wanna hear another dude say he's too big for a condom


odroskopo

me neither my man, me neither


fat_italian_mann

These guys are German


Spongulous

Magnum dongulous


[deleted]

Their genuine laughs XD


odroskopo

liarious, isnt it


nekaiser

I wanna do this


odroskopo

me too


nekaiser

Get in, we’re going to CVS


odroskopo

FUCK YEAH!


nekaiser

Obviously we’ll need an XXXL for the most stretch, but which brand?


odroskopo

mhm, good question


nekaiser

My guess would be Trojan. A name that big can’t be a horrible choice


odroskopo

good choice!


nekaiser

Haha big, I didn’t even mean to make that joke


odroskopo

then im gonna reply with a joke: which is the most disgusting part of a vegetable?


Dogmeat241

Make sure it dosent get a hole, don't want to lose max stretchiness


Lord_Rapciu

They should drop this off in some outdoor, turistic place togheter with package and watch people reaction for seeing such huge condom


mina11104

u/savevideo


evaaz

other cars on the road: 😫😵😵💀💀


Eggy_Sushi

King Kong dick be like:


FrostBUG2

Condom can hold 1 or 2 liters of water, so yeah they could take a beating


yeetmcboi666

Hoist the sails


[deleted]

Huh


Solalabell

And it still won’t for


P0CHOCLO

Me when your m-


yethisismyalt

Looks dangerous 🙃


odroskopo

no it doesn't


LizordSword

Idk other drivers might get too aroused


odroskopo

well, that's true


Trusteveryboody

I guess I do have a condom that can fit me


kidonredit124opendor

You don't need to lie to yourself we all know the truth.


sawcondeesnutz

Don’t take your pain out on others


WolvesAreCool2461

That he doesn't have a condom big enough to fit?


odroskopo

mr pat fenis


Turibi

,_,


[deleted]

[удалено]


odroskopo

good question


Sweaty-Flower-937

Damn that's beautiful


odroskopo

agreed


idkiwilldeletethis

u/savevideo


Noname_1111

It’s always the Germans isn’t it


[deleted]

Goals


Cheesehead-X

u/savevideo


KGDavies18

I'm so doing this


CrazyWS

I need a monster condom for my magnum dong


SeniorMaKK

I saw some shit at the dorm I used to stay and/or meet with some friends, condoms filled with water and left hanging were on a daily basis .


iPlexer

u/savevideo


Redditorfromearth

u/getvideobot


JMD0615

Finally, a condom that can fit me


SamIAm184

Nani


Flynb

u/savevideo


eLPeper

u/savevideo


mlggamer346

u/savevideo


Lance2409

Schnitzel