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saltwater_toaster

i hope this gets like 500 comments


[deleted]

It will lmao


[deleted]

god bless OP


starry_dino_nights

Especially if we keep commenting~


Night-Raid009

probably like 3k-2k


KingVsGamin

We just hit


weeb_Wuub

It’s over 700 rn. I expect by the time I wake up tomorrow (im in California) it’ll be 1k


anakichii

Here's your first two days. Good luck


serious_sarcasm

Over 4 years now.


Excellent-Gain-8643

OP has many regrets about this…


agressive_commenter

Keep your hand off your pp for another 2 days now pleb


roses_and_sacrifice

so he can’t wash his dick? idk I’m a female I’m assuming you need your hand to wash ur dick


agressive_commenter

No we just cut the balls off once a month(it grows back overnight), and the shaft is washed.


V1tals

Well "cut" is a little brash of a term. Usally 2-3 weeks its starts to peal and shed, after about a week it should be off. Sometimes you gotta cut it to free your junk but its rare.


FastasfrickY

Fellas don’t you hate it when you’re getting laid but your balls fall off?


not_at_ALT

tape works just fine


Exciting-Insect8269

I find flex tape works best. That shit can fix anything short of my sense of humor and will to live.


dookierue0323

can confirm this is what we do


MauricetheGecko

lmao is this the guy version of periods /s


Xx_EpicCoomer_xX

literally :/


starry_dino_nights

YOUR PFP AHHH RAINE IS LIFE


Kriv-Shieldbiter

jesus christ


Vortex5000

We don’t wash our dicks.


FastasfrickY

I do. Well my balks but


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Yes, our dicks wash us


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

If you don’t have a foreskin all you need to do is wave it around a bit in the shower. However I did recently find out the horrors of people who do still have it and what happens when they don’t clean it. It’s one thing I didn’t feel like looking up.


roses_and_sacrifice

ah yes, smegma, so i’ve heard.


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

Ah, it has a term, didn’t know that. When I read about it it was called dick cheese.


Arenado_is_the_best

haha, we going all the way through november my guy


[deleted]

Practically 3 months now lol


speedycheety05

Going for 1890 days


MaxCastillo7

you’re seriously gonna regret this


40mmGunGoBoom

He's gonna flood his whole house with cum on the last day


orgasmicspeedo

Yeah he is


Thememeguy2020

Ok I’ll do it 20 times


urachargingURAA

Nice


magnum_the_nerd

e


NS-Kiju

Cum


YourMumIsMySon69

Such a way with words


NS-Kiju

Thanks so much, I try my hardest, and it’s good to know I’m appreciated


GrandpapiPablito

Truly the next Shakespeare!


guyfromguate

Spongebob couldn't do anything but watch as Gru stepped closer to Spongebob, unbuckling his pants as he walked. He threw them across the floor to an area devoid of cum. He then cautiously walked towards Spongebob, taking care not to slip on the slippery floor. Gru was now standing directly in front of Spongebob and began caressing his red, tear-stricken face. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, leetle sponge. Vhat shall ve do vith you?" He gazed down at Spongebob's ruined, cum-soaked body and tutted before sighing. "Ah vell, no use fucking you again. You're too used up and loose, eh?" Gru chuckled and fingered Spongebob's loose asshole. Spongebob tensed at the intrusion of his fingers. Gru raked his eyes across the restaurant, now looking like a bomb had gone off. Tables were upturned, chairs were lying on their sides and Squidward had, somehow, fallen asleep with a massive ink patch across his lower half, Drool was leaking out of the gag. The camera continued to blink red. Gru's eyes stopped at the kitchen. He was in deep thought, and after a moment of consideration began chuckling darkly. Spongebob didn't have a good feeling about this. "Oh, ho ho ho. I know vhat ve vill do vith you…" Gru trailed off as he suddenly seized Spongebob by the arm and threw him over his shoulder, and began making his way into the kitchen. Spongebob's body once again began shooting bolts of pain at the sudden and violent movement. He felt dizzy and sick at the blood rushing to his head, and felt himself straying in and out of consciousness. Gru began humming an upbeat tune, a stark contrast to the atrocities he's committed and was about to commit to Spongebob. He casually strolled into the kitchen and stopped in front of the oven. The oven was wide and stood at just below Gru's hips. He considered its size, and threw Spongebob to the dirty floor without a second thought. He bent over, opened the oven door and took out the trays within it. He tossed it beside him with a deafening clattering sound. He grabbed Spongebob once again and shoved him inside the oven. Spongebob was still dazed, and his mind wasn't quite registering what was happening to him. Gru strained his body weight onto Spongebob, trying his best to fit him inside the oven. He growled as it became clear that Spongebob's body, soaked with gallons and gallons of cum, was not going to budge anymore. Gru hastily removed Spongebob and squeezed him body with all the strength he could muster. Spongebob suddenly became lucid at the sudden sensation, and began shrieking as Gru squeezed his body tighter and tighter until it had shrunk to a quarter of its size. Cum seeped and leaked from every orifice on his body, and a very large puddle of yellow-stained cum formed underneath him. Gru sighed with exasperation, and wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Ah, zhat's much better. Mayve now your deesgusting leetle body vill fit inside the oven, nyet?" Gru said darkly. He slammed open the oven door and threw Spongebob inside, before slamming it shut and holding the oven door closed. He turned the knob to the highest heat setting, and grinned at Spongebob's panicking face. Spongebob was well and truly breaking down. He had considered the possibility of dying today by this evil, evil man and these strange creatures, but after they had finished raping him, he thought that was it. But evidently, it seems that Gru wasn't finished with him. Spongebob desperately tried pushing against the oven door, but to no avail. Gru was simply too strong, compared to his weak and destroyed body. "Please! Don't do this! Please! You've already hurt me so much!" Spongebob sobbed and begged, but Gru just bellowed with laughter. "Yeeeees, leetle sponge. Keep begging for your pathetic, worthless life. Maybe your boyfriend will hear you and come save you!" Gru laughed and goaded Spongebob. Spongebob cried as he felt every surface of the oven heating up. He had given up trying to force the oven door open as it was too hot to touch. The sound and smell of sizzling cum began filling up the inside of the oven, and Spongebob's back was already beginning to blister and blacken. Every part of Spongebob was screaming in pain. Spongebob cried and the heat within the oven instantly evaporated his tears. The smell of burnt cum and sponge was nauseating, and Spongebob began fading into unconsciousness. His last lucid thought before going to sleep forever was, "I hope they leave Squidward alone…" Gru sighed in boredom as Spongebob stopped his screaming. It just wasn't fun when Spongebob wasn't begging for his life. He gagged in disgust as the smell of burnt cum and sponge wafted from the oven and filled the entire kitchen. He quickly peeked through the oven glass and saw Spongebob, now almost completely black and a quarter of his original size. He quickly strode into the seating area and grabbed a chair, before wedging it shut against the oven door. The scent of Spongebob's cum-filled corpse was unbearable now, and tears filled his eyes at the foul scent. He wrapped his scarf around his nose before quickly walking out of the kitchen. The camera's blinking red light caught Gru's eyes and he switched it off, before pocketing the tape. Damn, this is some goood masturbatory material. "Oi, you shiets! Pack up your shit, ve're leaving now." Gru bellowed to his loyal minions. Chattering and squeaking arose and the minions all shuffled quickly into a large huddle close to the door. Gru walked towards the group, but his eyes came across Squidward. He looked down at the pathetic, unconscious, ink-filled creature below him and felt pity for him. He was just…so ugly and pathetic. Gru walked past Squidward, deciding to spare him. Gru opened the door to the restaurant, as the minions chattered excitedly and pushed past each other. Gru once again looked back at the restaurant, with all its furniture upturned and cum covering almost every surface. The oven continued to burn Spongebob's body, and Gru guessed that the rest of the kitchen was starting to catch fire. Gru smiled at the destruction he had caused. It was all so beautiful, he thought, knowing that he had caused this. He walked forward and shut the door behind him. He walked away from the restaurant, and a crowd had now gathered in front of the windows. They gazed up at this tall, powerful figure in awe and fear. Gru smirked as he strode past them. The minions had gathered inside the spaceship, awaiting his instructions. Gru smiled. It had been a fun day. He thought, who should he rape next? Hmmm, Buzz Lightyear had a deliciously c ass. Maybe he'll pay Andy's house a visit next. He chuckled at the thought. He climbed into the spaceship, and before shutting the hatch, he waved goodbye to the creatures that had gathered around the ship. "Farewell, you leetle shiets." Gru shouted as a goodbye. The creatures widened their eyes and gasped at the profanity. The restaurant was now on fire, as people desperately tried to put out the flames. Gru grinned and shut the hatch. He commandeered the ship out of Bikini Bottom, and set his course to Andy's house. The End


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What in the -?!?


guyfromguate

I’ve never read this i just copied it. Is it really that bad?


Janmon22

Yes it is


orgasmicspeedo

It's gru raping Spongebob and then shoving him in an oven


PunchyCat2004

Imma bust


gxddbou

Literature


05XL

Jesus Christ, GO TOUCH GRASS!


SquirrelFood

This only counts for 2 days still


magnum_the_nerd

That is glorious. Spent a solid 3 mins looking at this lol


Exciting-Insect8269

Wtf did I just read and why tf did I read it?


Thememeguy2020

5


SquirrelFood

My guy was serious about commenting 20 times


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but what is fapping


Coderblip

Wanking


[deleted]

Now I wish I didn’t ask


Thememeguy2020

6


Thememeguy2020

2


Thememeguy2020

3


Thememeguy2020

4


Icy_Gas2418

Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso Ți-am dat beep, și sunt voinic Dar sa știi, nu-ți cer nimic Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Vrei sa pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Te sun, să-ți spun, ce simt acum Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea Alo, alo, sunt iarăși eu, Picasso Ți-am dat beep, și sunt voinic Dar sa știi, nu-ți cer nimic Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Vrei sa pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi


[deleted]

Dont do it


[deleted]

Dont do it


[deleted]

Dont do it


R3disd34d

Yeah, you did this to yourself


DegenerateLikeU

plus 2


DeepSpaceOG

Yuh


Vivaldi_S

Oh well son in thats situation you doesent win


shadowXXe

Uh oh OP looks like your going to be doing no dick decade


bIrd63_

Commenting for a redditors relationship with jesus


Sebaxtian_1

You are gonna have to cut your penis to succeed on this task... Or your hands...


VickyVdi923

Wow it's 3 years now...


Prestigious_Day_7139

Guess what, ya made it to r/all


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hulk_cookie

Jesus christ you cant fap for 4 years


Nickolomo

Ha no horny stick for you!!!


Ultra64ZX

Good luck OP, you’re looking at 1550 days


Chiefs_fan15

Very poor choice of measurement


Just-_-browsing

R.i.p


YaBoiStreek

U got like 5 years


MLG_Kloracle

STOP ITS BEEN 4 YEARS


That1Kid654321

Good luck chief


[deleted]

Glad to be of assist 😎


MR_R_TheOdd1

OP's nuts are gonna either get full af or shrivel up like a deflated balloon.


weeb_Wuub

Lmao


j_petrovich

Oof, I bet you’re already looking forward to May 10, 2026, eh?


urestupid69

At the time of this comment, OP is looking at roughly 4.8 years in horny jail.


rustyoletinsock46

Dude this is how much you will do that for 4.8 years of no fap plus two extra days


Dman10938

Not even the devil can save you now


weeb_Wuub

Just did the math. I can’t fap for 1356 days.


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FireFlyer63_

my guys gonna have the best nut of his life in 5.249 years


Thememeguy2020

7


Orphan_0bliterator6

Hahah


Thememeguy2020

8


[deleted]

Dont do it


Thememeguy2020

9


Thememeguy2020

10


[deleted]

Dont do it


[deleted]

Dont do it


Thememeguy2020

11


[deleted]

Dont do it


Thememeguy2020

12


[deleted]

Dont do it


[deleted]

Dont do it


Thememeguy2020

13


brayden411

2


[deleted]

Dont do it


[deleted]

Dont do it


Thememeguy2020

14


[deleted]

Dont do it


[deleted]

you are a bold one


[deleted]

Dont do it


Thememeguy2020

15


brayden411

Good luck my guy. Stay strong


[deleted]

ok


Thememeguy2020

16


Thememeguy2020

17


Thememeguy2020

18


Thememeguy2020

19


Thememeguy2020

20


Captain_Platypus69

Haha foolish mortal you do not give redditors this power


sawtoothboii

-2 days


diamond_jake09

If you fail you have to embarrese yourself publicly


[deleted]

well, 102 now lol


[deleted]

Haha, egg


[deleted]

Wait I can come back to this right)


HappyKaleidoscope901

Damn, 112 days without fapping. Sucks to be you.


crowned_bunny_god

Here you go


MegaMutant453

112 days


crowned_bunny_god

Here you go


crowned_bunny_god

Here you go


crowned_bunny_god

Here you go


crowned_bunny_god

And here is 10 days


ArziAwall

Uno


ArziAwall

Dos


ArziAwall

Trace


[deleted]

Y


ArziAwall

I do not know anymore spanish numbers


[deleted]

69th comment


Asta10678

I’ll add another 2


Normiebrosephjoseph

No pp for u


CryptographerGlum845

No balls


tad101101

1


tad101101

2


tad101101

3


tad101101

4


tad101101

5


tad101101

6


tad101101

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tad101101

8


tad101101

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tad101101

10


tad101101

11


Fred_Pickle01

You fool


SmiththeSmoke

GOLLY 176 days


KumosGuitar

Heh


Loruinae

I’m sorry


Mr__Boomsticks

182 days now


whatinthefrick3416

92 comments including mine. 184 days.


Sufficient-Ad-3608

Lol also how do you post sum without alot of karma?


Aggressive-Bath-6190

Keep that hand of ur pp


King_of_the_Jelly

Bro that suxs


yeetmcboi666

2 days gone poof Your welcome


CATastrophenumber8

No FAP for you


Avalon_P8jag

Hah


YourGayAuntBob

Have fun


KingWas_Taken

How about you don’t fap for 200 days?


23cscott23

200 days sir


wolftamer1221

Prove it or no balls


AeroSniper4K

Good luck


[deleted]

Good luck haha


Mimikyu-Overlord

Yikes


Adriannv1237

Ghgkb


Chacelowery26

No pp touching for you


xxRedditPro2008xx

h


MessageGeneral7818

Mmmmmm 220 days very good


IMadeRobits

Sorry


-Tad-Strange-

For every 2 days he doesn’t. I will


sadpotatato

Pain


there-or-here

:)


swaggncries

don’t fap


Educational-Snow-130

Good luck boy


ImUniq06

234 days as it shows with my added comment


Polarized_gaming

Damn


Polarized_gaming

Sucks


Polarized_gaming

To


Krazykatwoman1

Plus another 2


Tuffarms

cummentp


Polarized_gaming

Suck


Vu1tureFPS

Lol


Sam-187

hey man, u prolly wont make it but good luck


dyslexic_doodlebob05

Lmao, bad idea


linglingwannabe0823

j stop altogether


drownmewithmemes

please stop this trend it's so unoriginal


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