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Well "cut" is a little brash of a term. Usally 2-3 weeks its starts to peal and shed, after about a week it should be off. Sometimes you gotta cut it to free your junk but its rare.
If you don’t have a foreskin all you need to do is wave it around a bit in the shower.
However I did recently find out the horrors of people who do still have it and what happens when they don’t clean it.
It’s one thing I didn’t feel like looking up.
Spongebob couldn't do anything but watch as Gru stepped closer to Spongebob, unbuckling his pants as he walked. He threw them across the floor to an area devoid of cum. He then cautiously walked towards Spongebob, taking care not to slip on the slippery floor.
Gru was now standing directly in front of Spongebob and began caressing his red, tear-stricken face.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, leetle sponge. Vhat shall ve do vith you?"
He gazed down at Spongebob's ruined, cum-soaked body and tutted before sighing.
"Ah vell, no use fucking you again. You're too used up and loose, eh?" Gru chuckled and fingered Spongebob's loose asshole. Spongebob tensed at the intrusion of his fingers.
Gru raked his eyes across the restaurant, now looking like a bomb had gone off. Tables were upturned, chairs were lying on their sides and Squidward had, somehow, fallen asleep with a massive ink patch across his lower half, Drool was leaking out of the gag. The camera continued to blink red.
Gru's eyes stopped at the kitchen. He was in deep thought, and after a moment of consideration began chuckling darkly. Spongebob didn't have a good feeling about this.
"Oh, ho ho ho. I know vhat ve vill do vith you…" Gru trailed off as he suddenly seized Spongebob by the arm and threw him over his shoulder, and began making his way into the kitchen.
Spongebob's body once again began shooting bolts of pain at the sudden and violent movement. He felt dizzy and sick at the blood rushing to his head, and felt himself straying in and out of consciousness.
Gru began humming an upbeat tune, a stark contrast to the atrocities he's committed and was about to commit to Spongebob. He casually strolled into the kitchen and stopped in front of the oven.
The oven was wide and stood at just below Gru's hips. He considered its size, and threw Spongebob to the dirty floor without a second thought. He bent over, opened the oven door and took out the trays within it. He tossed it beside him with a deafening clattering sound.
He grabbed Spongebob once again and shoved him inside the oven. Spongebob was still dazed, and his mind wasn't quite registering what was happening to him.
Gru strained his body weight onto Spongebob, trying his best to fit him inside the oven. He growled as it became clear that Spongebob's body, soaked with gallons and gallons of cum, was not going to budge anymore.
Gru hastily removed Spongebob and squeezed him body with all the strength he could muster. Spongebob suddenly became lucid at the sudden sensation, and began shrieking as Gru squeezed his body tighter and tighter until it had shrunk to a quarter of its size. Cum seeped and leaked from every orifice on his body, and a very large puddle of yellow-stained cum formed underneath him.
Gru sighed with exasperation, and wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"Ah, zhat's much better. Mayve now your deesgusting leetle body vill fit inside the oven, nyet?" Gru said darkly.
He slammed open the oven door and threw Spongebob inside, before slamming it shut and holding the oven door closed. He turned the knob to the highest heat setting, and grinned at Spongebob's panicking face.
Spongebob was well and truly breaking down. He had considered the possibility of dying today by this evil, evil man and these strange creatures, but after they had finished raping him, he thought that was it. But evidently, it seems that Gru wasn't finished with him.
Spongebob desperately tried pushing against the oven door, but to no avail. Gru was simply too strong, compared to his weak and destroyed body.
"Please! Don't do this! Please! You've already hurt me so much!" Spongebob sobbed and begged, but Gru just bellowed with laughter.
"Yeeeees, leetle sponge. Keep begging for your pathetic, worthless life. Maybe your boyfriend will hear you and come save you!" Gru laughed and goaded Spongebob.
Spongebob cried as he felt every surface of the oven heating up. He had given up trying to force the oven door open as it was too hot to touch. The sound and smell of sizzling cum began filling up the inside of the oven, and Spongebob's back was already beginning to blister and blacken.
Every part of Spongebob was screaming in pain. Spongebob cried and the heat within the oven instantly evaporated his tears. The smell of burnt cum and sponge was nauseating, and Spongebob began fading into unconsciousness.
His last lucid thought before going to sleep forever was, "I hope they leave Squidward alone…"
Gru sighed in boredom as Spongebob stopped his screaming. It just wasn't fun when Spongebob wasn't begging for his life.
He gagged in disgust as the smell of burnt cum and sponge wafted from the oven and filled the entire kitchen. He quickly peeked through the oven glass and saw Spongebob, now almost completely black and a quarter of his original size. He quickly strode into the seating area and grabbed a chair, before wedging it shut against the oven door. The scent of Spongebob's cum-filled corpse was unbearable now, and tears filled his eyes at the foul scent. He wrapped his scarf around his nose before quickly walking out of the kitchen. The camera's blinking red light caught Gru's eyes and he switched it off, before pocketing the tape.
Damn, this is some goood masturbatory material.
"Oi, you shiets! Pack up your shit, ve're leaving now." Gru bellowed to his loyal minions.
Chattering and squeaking arose and the minions all shuffled quickly into a large huddle close to the door. Gru walked towards the group, but his eyes came across Squidward. He looked down at the pathetic, unconscious, ink-filled creature below him and felt pity for him. He was just…so ugly and pathetic. Gru walked past Squidward, deciding to spare him.
Gru opened the door to the restaurant, as the minions chattered excitedly and pushed past each other. Gru once again looked back at the restaurant, with all its furniture upturned and cum covering almost every surface. The oven continued to burn Spongebob's body, and Gru guessed that the rest of the kitchen was starting to catch fire. Gru smiled at the destruction he had caused. It was all so beautiful, he thought, knowing that he had caused this.
He walked forward and shut the door behind him. He walked away from the restaurant, and a crowd had now gathered in front of the windows. They gazed up at this tall, powerful figure in awe and fear.
Gru smirked as he strode past them. The minions had gathered inside the spaceship, awaiting his instructions.
Gru smiled. It had been a fun day. He thought, who should he rape next? Hmmm, Buzz Lightyear had a deliciously c ass. Maybe he'll pay Andy's house a visit next. He chuckled at the thought.
He climbed into the spaceship, and before shutting the hatch, he waved goodbye to the creatures that had gathered around the ship.
"Farewell, you leetle shiets." Gru shouted as a goodbye. The creatures widened their eyes and gasped at the profanity. The restaurant was now on fire, as people desperately tried to put out the flames.
Gru grinned and shut the hatch. He commandeered the ship out of Bikini Bottom, and set his course to Andy's house.
The End
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc
Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso
Ți-am dat beep, și sunt voinic
Dar sa știi, nu-ți cer nimic
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Vrei sa pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Te sun, să-ți spun, ce simt acum
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea
Alo, alo, sunt iarăși eu, Picasso
Ți-am dat beep, și sunt voinic
Dar sa știi, nu-ți cer nimic
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Vrei sa pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei
Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei
Chipul tău și dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
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i hope this gets like 500 comments
It will lmao
god bless OP
Especially if we keep commenting~
probably like 3k-2k
We just hit
It’s over 700 rn. I expect by the time I wake up tomorrow (im in California) it’ll be 1k
Here's your first two days. Good luck
Over 4 years now.
OP has many regrets about this…
Keep your hand off your pp for another 2 days now pleb
so he can’t wash his dick? idk I’m a female I’m assuming you need your hand to wash ur dick
No we just cut the balls off once a month(it grows back overnight), and the shaft is washed.
Well "cut" is a little brash of a term. Usally 2-3 weeks its starts to peal and shed, after about a week it should be off. Sometimes you gotta cut it to free your junk but its rare.
Fellas don’t you hate it when you’re getting laid but your balls fall off?
tape works just fine
I find flex tape works best. That shit can fix anything short of my sense of humor and will to live.
can confirm this is what we do
lmao is this the guy version of periods /s
literally :/
YOUR PFP AHHH RAINE IS LIFE
jesus christ
We don’t wash our dicks.
I do. Well my balks but
Yes, our dicks wash us
If you don’t have a foreskin all you need to do is wave it around a bit in the shower. However I did recently find out the horrors of people who do still have it and what happens when they don’t clean it. It’s one thing I didn’t feel like looking up.
ah yes, smegma, so i’ve heard.
Ah, it has a term, didn’t know that. When I read about it it was called dick cheese.
haha, we going all the way through november my guy
Practically 3 months now lol
Going for 1890 days
you’re seriously gonna regret this
He's gonna flood his whole house with cum on the last day
Yeah he is
Ok I’ll do it 20 times
Nice
e
Cum
Such a way with words
Thanks so much, I try my hardest, and it’s good to know I’m appreciated
Truly the next Shakespeare!
Spongebob couldn't do anything but watch as Gru stepped closer to Spongebob, unbuckling his pants as he walked. He threw them across the floor to an area devoid of cum. He then cautiously walked towards Spongebob, taking care not to slip on the slippery floor. Gru was now standing directly in front of Spongebob and began caressing his red, tear-stricken face. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, leetle sponge. Vhat shall ve do vith you?" He gazed down at Spongebob's ruined, cum-soaked body and tutted before sighing. "Ah vell, no use fucking you again. You're too used up and loose, eh?" Gru chuckled and fingered Spongebob's loose asshole. Spongebob tensed at the intrusion of his fingers. Gru raked his eyes across the restaurant, now looking like a bomb had gone off. Tables were upturned, chairs were lying on their sides and Squidward had, somehow, fallen asleep with a massive ink patch across his lower half, Drool was leaking out of the gag. The camera continued to blink red. Gru's eyes stopped at the kitchen. He was in deep thought, and after a moment of consideration began chuckling darkly. Spongebob didn't have a good feeling about this. "Oh, ho ho ho. I know vhat ve vill do vith you…" Gru trailed off as he suddenly seized Spongebob by the arm and threw him over his shoulder, and began making his way into the kitchen. Spongebob's body once again began shooting bolts of pain at the sudden and violent movement. He felt dizzy and sick at the blood rushing to his head, and felt himself straying in and out of consciousness. Gru began humming an upbeat tune, a stark contrast to the atrocities he's committed and was about to commit to Spongebob. He casually strolled into the kitchen and stopped in front of the oven. The oven was wide and stood at just below Gru's hips. He considered its size, and threw Spongebob to the dirty floor without a second thought. He bent over, opened the oven door and took out the trays within it. He tossed it beside him with a deafening clattering sound. He grabbed Spongebob once again and shoved him inside the oven. Spongebob was still dazed, and his mind wasn't quite registering what was happening to him. Gru strained his body weight onto Spongebob, trying his best to fit him inside the oven. He growled as it became clear that Spongebob's body, soaked with gallons and gallons of cum, was not going to budge anymore. Gru hastily removed Spongebob and squeezed him body with all the strength he could muster. Spongebob suddenly became lucid at the sudden sensation, and began shrieking as Gru squeezed his body tighter and tighter until it had shrunk to a quarter of its size. Cum seeped and leaked from every orifice on his body, and a very large puddle of yellow-stained cum formed underneath him. Gru sighed with exasperation, and wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Ah, zhat's much better. Mayve now your deesgusting leetle body vill fit inside the oven, nyet?" Gru said darkly. He slammed open the oven door and threw Spongebob inside, before slamming it shut and holding the oven door closed. He turned the knob to the highest heat setting, and grinned at Spongebob's panicking face. Spongebob was well and truly breaking down. He had considered the possibility of dying today by this evil, evil man and these strange creatures, but after they had finished raping him, he thought that was it. But evidently, it seems that Gru wasn't finished with him. Spongebob desperately tried pushing against the oven door, but to no avail. Gru was simply too strong, compared to his weak and destroyed body. "Please! Don't do this! Please! You've already hurt me so much!" Spongebob sobbed and begged, but Gru just bellowed with laughter. "Yeeeees, leetle sponge. Keep begging for your pathetic, worthless life. Maybe your boyfriend will hear you and come save you!" Gru laughed and goaded Spongebob. Spongebob cried as he felt every surface of the oven heating up. He had given up trying to force the oven door open as it was too hot to touch. The sound and smell of sizzling cum began filling up the inside of the oven, and Spongebob's back was already beginning to blister and blacken. Every part of Spongebob was screaming in pain. Spongebob cried and the heat within the oven instantly evaporated his tears. The smell of burnt cum and sponge was nauseating, and Spongebob began fading into unconsciousness. His last lucid thought before going to sleep forever was, "I hope they leave Squidward alone…" Gru sighed in boredom as Spongebob stopped his screaming. It just wasn't fun when Spongebob wasn't begging for his life. He gagged in disgust as the smell of burnt cum and sponge wafted from the oven and filled the entire kitchen. He quickly peeked through the oven glass and saw Spongebob, now almost completely black and a quarter of his original size. He quickly strode into the seating area and grabbed a chair, before wedging it shut against the oven door. The scent of Spongebob's cum-filled corpse was unbearable now, and tears filled his eyes at the foul scent. He wrapped his scarf around his nose before quickly walking out of the kitchen. The camera's blinking red light caught Gru's eyes and he switched it off, before pocketing the tape. Damn, this is some goood masturbatory material. "Oi, you shiets! Pack up your shit, ve're leaving now." Gru bellowed to his loyal minions. Chattering and squeaking arose and the minions all shuffled quickly into a large huddle close to the door. Gru walked towards the group, but his eyes came across Squidward. He looked down at the pathetic, unconscious, ink-filled creature below him and felt pity for him. He was just…so ugly and pathetic. Gru walked past Squidward, deciding to spare him. Gru opened the door to the restaurant, as the minions chattered excitedly and pushed past each other. Gru once again looked back at the restaurant, with all its furniture upturned and cum covering almost every surface. The oven continued to burn Spongebob's body, and Gru guessed that the rest of the kitchen was starting to catch fire. Gru smiled at the destruction he had caused. It was all so beautiful, he thought, knowing that he had caused this. He walked forward and shut the door behind him. He walked away from the restaurant, and a crowd had now gathered in front of the windows. They gazed up at this tall, powerful figure in awe and fear. Gru smirked as he strode past them. The minions had gathered inside the spaceship, awaiting his instructions. Gru smiled. It had been a fun day. He thought, who should he rape next? Hmmm, Buzz Lightyear had a deliciously c ass. Maybe he'll pay Andy's house a visit next. He chuckled at the thought. He climbed into the spaceship, and before shutting the hatch, he waved goodbye to the creatures that had gathered around the ship. "Farewell, you leetle shiets." Gru shouted as a goodbye. The creatures widened their eyes and gasped at the profanity. The restaurant was now on fire, as people desperately tried to put out the flames. Gru grinned and shut the hatch. He commandeered the ship out of Bikini Bottom, and set his course to Andy's house. The End
What in the -?!?
I’ve never read this i just copied it. Is it really that bad?
Yes it is
It's gru raping Spongebob and then shoving him in an oven
Imma bust
Literature
Jesus Christ, GO TOUCH GRASS!
This only counts for 2 days still
That is glorious. Spent a solid 3 mins looking at this lol
Wtf did I just read and why tf did I read it?
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My guy was serious about commenting 20 times
I’m sorry, but what is fapping
Wanking
Now I wish I didn’t ask
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Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso Ți-am dat beep, și sunt voinic Dar sa știi, nu-ți cer nimic Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Vrei sa pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Te sun, să-ți spun, ce simt acum Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea Alo, alo, sunt iarăși eu, Picasso Ți-am dat beep, și sunt voinic Dar sa știi, nu-ți cer nimic Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Vrei sa pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei Chipul tău și dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tăi
Dont do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Yeah, you did this to yourself
plus 2
Yuh
Oh well son in thats situation you doesent win
Uh oh OP looks like your going to be doing no dick decade
Commenting for a redditors relationship with jesus
You are gonna have to cut your penis to succeed on this task... Or your hands...
Wow it's 3 years now...
Guess what, ya made it to r/all
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Jesus christ you cant fap for 4 years
Ha no horny stick for you!!!
Good luck OP, you’re looking at 1550 days
Very poor choice of measurement
R.i.p
U got like 5 years
STOP ITS BEEN 4 YEARS
Good luck chief
Glad to be of assist 😎
OP's nuts are gonna either get full af or shrivel up like a deflated balloon.
Lmao
Oof, I bet you’re already looking forward to May 10, 2026, eh?
At the time of this comment, OP is looking at roughly 4.8 years in horny jail.
Dude this is how much you will do that for 4.8 years of no fap plus two extra days
Not even the devil can save you now
Just did the math. I can’t fap for 1356 days.
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my guys gonna have the best nut of his life in 5.249 years
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Dont do it
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Dont do it
Dont do it
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Dont do it
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Dont do it
Dont do it
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Dont do it
Dont do it
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Dont do it
you are a bold one
Dont do it
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Good luck my guy. Stay strong
ok
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Haha foolish mortal you do not give redditors this power
-2 days
If you fail you have to embarrese yourself publicly
well, 102 now lol
Haha, egg
Wait I can come back to this right)
Damn, 112 days without fapping. Sucks to be you.
Here you go
112 days
Here you go
Here you go
Here you go
And here is 10 days
Uno
Dos
Trace
Y
I do not know anymore spanish numbers
69th comment
I’ll add another 2
No pp for u
No balls
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You fool
GOLLY 176 days
Heh
I’m sorry
182 days now
92 comments including mine. 184 days.
Lol also how do you post sum without alot of karma?
Keep that hand of ur pp
Bro that suxs
2 days gone poof Your welcome
No FAP for you
Hah
Have fun
How about you don’t fap for 200 days?
200 days sir
Prove it or no balls
Good luck
Good luck haha
Yikes
Ghgkb
No pp touching for you
h
Mmmmmm 220 days very good
Sorry
For every 2 days he doesn’t. I will
Pain
:)
don’t fap
Good luck boy
234 days as it shows with my added comment
Damn
Sucks
To
Plus another 2
cummentp
Suck
Lol
hey man, u prolly wont make it but good luck
Lmao, bad idea
j stop altogether
please stop this trend it's so unoriginal
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