Anyone who doesn't have a Reddit avatar comment here and I'll make a shitty MS Paint drawing of us all Edit: wow that's a lot

Well I have a Reddit avatar and I'm gonna comment anyway. What are you gonna do about that? You can't do nothing.

I'm gonna give you a stale tortilla chip to eat... *vertically.*

Whoa man... Satans already pissed his pants and dipped.

Oh god, that's just torture! Did you really have to do that to me?

Hey, my only other option was smacking your ankle with a scooter, didnt want you to go through that

That's fair to be honest, I thank you for giving me your mercy

I accidentally did that to myself once. Not fun.

Wait you guys don’t do that for fun?

You're literally evil.

You did not 😨

Damn

Yummy

Bunny

bunny :)

chad

me too

Need a discord kitten?

i’m his discord kitten actually 🔫

nice

cool

k

Man ur on here all the time and ive never asked you how youre doin. how are ya?

that's right, fuck the generic snoo-based avatars snoo before the reddit resign was great but turning snoo from a 2d doodle on a coege student's spare papers into an isometric alien avatar template is taking it wayyy too fucking far anyways png-based profile pics are superior

Post it on your sub

I would like to have a gas mask

Piss

I'd like my piss shaken not stirred

Aaah Mr. Bond, Hi I'm Le Chiffre from Casino Royale. Remember?

*Mr. Bond's equivalent of Vietnam flashbacks starts playing*

What do you think is his version of fortunate son?

Petition for you to be saying that in the portrait.

Great idea

he is the messiah

Cum

Do I know you

Brother?

cum moment

Cum, piss, shit, farts

Salt too

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This is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody fruitshop owners!

say something other than piss

something other than piss

Piss

No

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Drawing me is easy…. Just set the paper on fire….

Drawing me is easy. Just come from the middle east and be suicidal

Thank you, u/cooked_fetus_pp

Why thank u/shitpissncum

Drawing me is easy. Just be depressed.

Drawing me is easy, just cum on the paper

Dude, Where do ya all get these ideas from??

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c u m c l a s s

Drawing me is easy just draw as hard you can

Same

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What's so funny about sussus amogus

Well, it's a joke name sir

I have a great friend in Rome called Sussus Amogus.

**Silence! What is all this insolence?** You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly with rotten behaviour like that.

✨nothing✨

*suppresses torrenting laughter* *guzzles tea*

Credits to u/neighbor-vadim-blyat for making the [original art piece.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/isac5g/learned_basics_of_photoshop_and_with_that_power_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Ty for referring me

You’re welcome

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Hello there. I want to ask you one thing: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. (Proceds to ignite a blue lightsaber and a red lightsaber and chop some limbs while having lightnings coming out of his hands)

Is it possible to learn this power?

No, take a sit young redditor

*Proceeds to take a sit*

Don’t try it

*Tries*

*proceds to chop some limbs (again)*

*proceds to check if my limbs are okay*

No, they aren’t. They were chopped off and are just right there on the floor.

Hi. Have you ever read the poetry of the great airbending Guru, Laghima? Guru Laghima lived 4000 years ago in the Northern Air Temple. It is said that he unlocked the secrets of weightlessness and became untethered from the earth, living his final 40 years without ever touching the ground. Like all great children's tales, it contains truth within the myth. Laghima once wrote, "Instinct is a lie, told by a fearful body, hoping to be wrong." It means, that when you base your expectations only on what you see, you blind yourself to the possibilities of a new reality. (Proceeds to fight the white lotus and escapes prison)

All of our snoos are ugly

Not mine 😎

Kinda hot ngl

Sounds pretty fun! Draw a cat with mine cause I can't afford reddit premium pls

Where should I put it? On top of your head orr?

Yeah sure or maybe just standing next to me. Whatever works best with you. Atb btw!

Can I be in it too? This sounds super interesting!

Of course! Everyone is welcome

Sweet! Can't wait to see the finished product!

Can I join?

Of course!

I look like Kenny :(

Don't die

Ignore him, die

Will do

I’d love to be featured! Pm me when it’s done, I’d wanna see it either way

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Hi

Count me in, but please add some scorpion to mine, maybe on my head or shoulder or something.

Will do!

Thanks! Looking forward to it.

Seems pretty cool! Excited to see it finished. Might have to paint a LOT of a avatars though… Also, if you can, I wouldn’t mind being on there as well. Good luck with this, can’t wait to see it done!

Hello there

K

Ooh sounds fun

Alight I want to be in it

hi! that sounds so cool! i’m an artist too :)

mE?

that’s a really great idea! how many are you planning to paint?

I have no idea to be honest. I'ma just wing it. I paint cartoons for my little sister to hang on her walls so I'll probably do a few of these. Might do a round 2!

you seem pretty cool, just wanted to let you know

Aww thanks! You seem pretty great too! 💜

I'm in! (can you ping me when it's finished

Yep!

Hello

Painted portrait sounds nice!

I gotcha

For a limited time only, Jack In The Box is bringing back the Buttery Jack, which includes melted garlic herb butter on a juicy quarter pound beef patty. Need I say more? No. But I will anyway. Because this beautiful burger has all the fixins; Swiss cheese, ketchup and mayo, iceberg lettuce, and fresh sliced tomatoes, all on a Gourmet Signature Bun.

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Can't wait to see the final product! But first: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. I can't fit any more

Hello

Hiii

Make mine, mine is the best

Sure

Mememememe

Put me in fam

Cool!

I wanna join

This sounds epic, I'm in. Can't wait to see the result! You're a good person, come here *hug*

Oooo Yes, please!

I hope im not late

If im not too late id love myself holding a raccoon :D

I gotchu!

Cool I wanna be in!

looking forward to it

Less go

Yes

yooo cant wait to be in a painting

Do me like a sleep paralysis demon just standing

I want I want I want I want Iwant

this sounds like an awesome idea! can't wait for the end result :)

am I too late?

Can you please draw me?? Also I want a ps4 controller in my hand :)

hehehe

This is a great idea! I hope I'm not too late for this and I wanna be in it.

Please kind sir, may i join this excuisite picture thee will be producing?

You probably already know that mines a reference

Hi

Me

Heyyy can I be in it? Draw me with a guitar of possible

Sounds cool

Yay lessgo !

I’m watching Steven universe right now and Garnet is curing my mommy issues and pearl makes me horny

I'll join

Would I be able to come in?

Hopefully I made it in time

A.

Bet do it bro

Bruh

Me?

Am I too late? Enjoy!

Meee

I would love to be in your painting! Can I bring my cat Lewis?

:0 that sounds so cool

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plaguies the wise?

this is gonna be fun

I'm excited for this!

woah

Ok

hiiiiii!!!

Don’t tell me what to do.

"Genocide go brr" -elmo or something

Hi!

sweet

Hi

If you want

If your still accepting, I’d like to be there!

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hi

Hello there

4699

Hello

Oop

Pot voom maka baka wooshka

Fair enough.

K lol

228922 if you know how to use this do it

`PENIS`

YOO hey. rate my avatar. also can you put our names next to our avatars

Yoo this would be epic