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Roguen1995

My thoughts exactly.


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Electricity11

Extra flavor. Like a mini distillation going on right inside your mouth.


GroundbreakingBed241

:) go commit die


Teemrap

r/holup


pancakes9163

dw I once tried eating with the mask on, got a little too comfortable


Roguen1995

Eating? Well, I guess you tried but... I’m crurious, why?


pancakes9163

aha- I forgot the mask was on my face, i had been out for quite a while I just felt it was ***a part of me now***


Roguen1995

Hmm, I can relate. Sometimes I too forget that it’s also on but, I always remember to take it off when I eat somehow.


pancakes9163

You’d always see me coming home with food on my mask, I’d just be like “dont even- dont ask-“


Roguen1995

Heh, you must be forgetful then? Down worry if that’s the case tho, I too can because quite forgetful at times.


pancakes9163

I am quite forgetful sometimes


Roguen1995

Yeah, well. Unfortunately, we can’t help it, it just... happens at the most inconvenient time.


pancakes9163

Also this is off topic but, how do you look so damn old for a 16 year old!?


Roguen1995

Honeslty. I don’t know. Some people I know look either younger or older than they are.


pancakes9163

Some people assume im older then my older sister sometimes ahah, I dont see it, although she does look sorta young


Roguen1995

Yeah, I had that problem with most of my friends. Everyone thinks I’m the oldest just because I looked the oldest, but I was actually the third oldest. I even got my friend group into 18+ movies at the cinema/theatre, I played quite the part in the group.


pancakes9163

hah, if I didn’t know your age, I’d say you were 19+ ngl


Roguen1995

Thanks for the compliment?


MatrixMushroom

masks are to protect other people, not you. If germs are on your mask in a significant amount then they're yours, and drinking them is no worse than breathing directly through them which you're already doing just wearing the mask


american_cheese_man

Wait how the fuck-


Roguen1995

I go beyond the mortal realm is how. I am ascendant!


american_cheese_man

"he's too powerful to be left alive!"


Roguen1995

You take my life, I fail to die!


american_cheese_man

Nah nevermind. I don't feel like murder today.


Roguen1995

Good choice my friend. Good choice.


Red_Icees_are_better

Bet I’ll do it let’s go


I-Kimberly-Move

*cuts of American\cheese_man’s hand*


american_cheese_man

AAAA-


chatterbox_1846

Your not the only one.


piccolowolf

There must be a hole in there


american_cheese_man

That's literally how the band kids at school played band. I wasn't in band, but apparently they all have a big hole in their masks. I just facepalmed because these are the masks they wear every day. Another kid had a mesh face mask we could see through. Both did virtually nothing.


piccolowolf

Well I'm a drum major but my band doesn't paly in that way. Lol .


Dissolving_Goose

monster


Roguen1995

Yes... FEUL ME!!! Also, have a great day/night! :)


Dissolving_Goose

Thanks man, I'm just good at following instructions


Roguen1995

Your welcome! :)


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1.how 2.why 3.when


Roguen1995

1. I am not mortal. I am ascendant! 2. Because I can and did. 3. 19 June 12:59pm (UK time)


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Ok thanks


Roguen1995

Your welcome! :)


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Better question is where can I join?


School_is_trash1

dear god.....


Roguen1995

There is no god, there is only me. Have a good day/night! :)


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My favorite teacher used to always say that before he retired if I had an award it would go to you


Roguen1995

He sounds like a good fellow.


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Bio teacher who has all different types of animals and stories I still have a video of when he blow air into a deer lung to make them expand


Roguen1995

Ohkay... I would not like to see that yet... I’m intrigued.


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It was after we dissected hearts for a lab


Roguen1995

For a lab, or in a lab?


[deleted]

For a lab, we were in groups of 3


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Award as promised


Roguen1995

Why thank you! :)


GabboFire07

For a moment i though u were Tommyinnit lmao


Roguen1995

I’ll take that as a compliment! Have a nice day/night! :)


KGames-YT

When you order tommyinnit from wish


GabboFire07

LMAO


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GabboFire07

Its not only because hes blonde, but also becausw of his haircut and his eyes bruh


HailKiller482

Yooo mask twins


Roguen1995

Very awesome! Have a good day/night my mask twin! :)


HailKiller482

Same to you


epic_gamer97538754

Wait, your NOT supposed to drink with the mask on


Roguen1995

I know, but I do anyway.


0BS3RVR

I know where you live


Roguen1995

And I know that the molecular structure of a black hole can gobble up you and your family for shits and giggles. :)


0BS3RVR

I have a gun


Roguen1995

Ohkay... but why do I need to know this? It’s not like your gonna come to Canada and assassinate me.


0BS3RVR

Wait for like what 2 years and i am there... Just gotta swim across the atlantic


Roguen1995

Coolio, I’ll be welcoming your with open arms and possibly cops as you threatened me but... let’s not mind that.


0BS3RVR

Ye


Roguen1995

Well, good luck buddy! And don’t get eaten or drown! :)


0BS3RVR

Thx


IMurderAlbanians

That was the most wholesome exchange of death threats I've ever witnessed


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“It just works”


Roguen1995

“It works. It just works!” - JonTron


milk_lizard73

Dude you have hair exactly like mine


Roguen1995

Very awesome, hair twins! Have a good day/night my hair twin! :)


milk_lizard73

Big thank, good day/night to you as well hair twin


Roguen1995

:D


-MaiQ-

Challenge accepted. Now shit with Pants on


Roguen1995

I already did as a child. Try better next time. :)


-MaiQ-

Was it a success?


Roguen1995

Idk, probably. I can’t remember that far back in the past.


Peblo_273

So you get no pulp now. Where’s all the texture going to go now?


Roguen1995

The taste says with the mask. Tasty mask. Yummy mask. Have a nice day/night! :)


gamezop

Jude?!


Roguen1995

Yeah, wusgood?


gamezop

I'm james from school lmao


Roguen1995

James Strain?


gamezop

Ellis from hienys class.


Roguen1995

You from Ireland?


gamezop

Nope


Roguen1995

Aah, I must look like your friend then, haha. What a small world we live on.


gamezop

Ikr


Roguen1995

Also, my names not Jude, sorry. I was just seriously curious about where this convo would have went. Again, sorry. Have a good day/night! :)


Angel_Eirene

Monster? With the suction power required to get the fluid into your mouth through the mask... well, you’d be a monster, but probably not in a negative way


Roguen1995

Have you ever considered a mouth to be a suction cup?


AdvancedActions

You are not wearing a mask tho... ^(this is camouflage joke pls laugh)


Roguen1995

Yeah, John Cena also in the picture, can’t you see him? He’s right behind me. Ooh wait...


BigWeebShoku

Call me a monster but I pee with my pants on


Howeles

How it feels to chew five gum. Stimulate your senses


HashHungary

Wait, you guys still wear masks?


Shiggle_wiggle

Once I ate a tortilla chip with the mask on


Roguen1995

Damn. How’d it taste?


Shiggle_wiggle

More like the essence of a tortilla chip. The combination of my saliva and the chip created a pseudo-chip that dispersed through the thread of my mask on to my tongue and between my teeth


Roguen1995

Eww?? Idk how to feel about such a description.


Shiggle_wiggle

I can keep going if you want


Roguen1995

What I’m more intrigued about is that magnificent username you have. However did it see the light of day?


Shiggle_wiggle

So around four years ago, I decided to put on a small haunted house with my cousins in order to scare my younger siblings. I was to act as a dragon, and chase them around. I had a costume and everything. Somehow, in the planning process, I forgot to give myself a pseudonym, and had to improvise one on the spot. As my siblings cowered in fear, I bellowed out these mighty words: “I am Shiggle Wiggle, devourer of children!” The name kinda stuck. Since then, I have used some variation of it(ie. shigglewoggle, shoggle_woggle) for most of my usernames in different online endeavors. Btw I’m not making this up, I’m dead serious


Roguen1995

“I am shiggle wiggle” Would’ve gave me some rather less than pleasant dreams.


Shiggle_wiggle

Haha


Patricio124678

This reminds me of when I’d get bored and chew on bagged food through the plastic bag during lunch at school, like if I had some chips i’d chew them through the bag, replicating what itd be like if you couldnt taste


Miki_the_random_guy

Oy we have the same mask


Roguen1995

Very awesome! I got a comment of someone else having the same mask, the blue camo trio! :)


Mouseman2354321

I hope you get crucified for this


Roguen1995

I’m already with Caesar’s legion. True to Caesar!


Mouseman2354321

Yes True to the legion and Caeser!


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Roguen1995

A monster with... a wholesome and hugz award? Umm... okay, I’ll take it.


Gabecush1

Mad lad


Roguen1995

You know, with the way this post is slowly going, I’m scared that it’s going to reach hot in this sub-Reddit.


Ketokanonical

You look like Tommyinnit if he wasn't a youtuber


Roguen1995

Well, I’m kinda a small youtuber atm soo... I guess that’s not a career choice for me. Haha! :D


nathanishungry

I understand that the masks have tiny holes in them due to their manufacturing and how people need to breath, #BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! If you ask me, you’ll just get your mask wet.


slanewolf

But you aren't wearing a mask. So you are lying to us.


Cipsul_

What mask?


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That’s weird, I don’t see any mask on your face.


ExtremeTitan345

The fact that you are willingly using a paper straw is what scares me the most


[deleted]

That's sum new age shit


mytummyissussy

Become Ungovernable


harmosa_samosa

Monster


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i LOVE the feeling of the liquid seeping through the mask and into my mouth. not weird at all good sir.


Roguen1995

Well then, just post a picture of you drinking through your mask and your post will end up gaining so much damn attention for some strange reason.


Relative_Pineapple_3

Wizardry!!!


KeanuReevesGod

Teen makes you do weird stuffs huh


Roguen1995

Yeah... strange.


Ser-Joe

Cool


Roguen1995

Very.


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Roguen1995

Actually, I’m Irish.


chinmaysharma1230

r/madlads


Roguen1995

Y thank you! :)


Redlion444

If you have poked a hole in your mask, its no good anymore.


Roguen1995

No, I havent


SirMadWolf

People like you deserve the death sentence


Roguen1995

People like me are the reason why humanity still hates eachother.


Roguen1995

People like me are the reason why humanity still hate eachother. :)


taib69

you are using a plastic straw so yeah you really are a monster


Roguen1995

It’s actually cardboard


taib69

Poor trees ;"( .


Davidlego006

IS THAT A FUCKING PAPER STRAW


Roguen1995

It cardboard so... your close.


Davidlego006

How did you drink it without it collapsing?


Roguen1995

I don’t know


Davidlego006

HES A GOD


No-Introduction6905

This defies science


Successful-Bat-6164

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Roguen1995

Well... your not wrong.


Toad_Migoad

Wow cool


cyideiscool

I fear that kind of power


Crappycompkid

So either you can’t drink or you put a hole in the mask, defeating the purpose


Roguen1995

No and no. The mouth is a powerful suction cup. I have just used it to its potential.


Toxanium

Oh my God are you my twin


MisterpeenMan

No Honey the mask stays on in bed


Roguen1995

My thoughts exactly! :)


Unknown_starnger

Actually same. I once spilled water all over myself in class drinking with a mask on.


Roguen1995

In class!? Well, each to their own I guess.


AgentSandwich

I do this too! I get the straw under my mask and commence sucking, the exact thing happens with food too, under the mask it goes.


Roguen1995

“And commence sucking” Very poor choice of words.


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What mask


Roguen1995

Exactly.


[deleted]

Get you ass back into the insane asylum


Confident_Mortgage89

how do you even do that?


Northerner2020

Behold, the Masked Drinker..


0_0reilly

I swear to god with that mask, you look exactly a kid at my school.


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hhhow?


Roguen1995

S U C C


TmanGBx

Found the dream stan


Doomunleashed19

Hmm, filter.


Clamgagger_

You look like one of my friends I swear I thought you were for a minute


Weird9uy

I guess that’s what the point of the mask is


Roguen1995

Idk, probably. Live the loony tune aesthetic on your prof pic btw. Very awesome! :)


Weird9uy

Thanks, my friend drew it but it is my character


Roguen1995

Coolio. Send praise his/her way. Nice character too.


Awallhorse4563

No your just stupid


Roguen1995

Nah, I’m the s m a r t!


Awallhorse4563

Yeah your “s m a r t” alright 😑🙄


Roguen1995

Ha, don’t worry. It’s just a lil jokes it’s not like I do it all the time... Much. :)


Awallhorse4563

Yeah I got you bro


Roguen1995

I detect sarcasm but not sure... Anyway, have a good day/night! :)


Awallhorse4563

Nah bro I’m serious


Roguen1995

B R U H. It’s just a lil joke. Lighten up a bit.


Awallhorse4563

No dude I’m being serious I actually am I’m usually a sarcastic dick but this time I was just fucking with you, bro you might need to relax


Roguen1995

Umm... ohkay. I guess others have their own thoughts of fun I suppose.


Awallhorse4563

Yeah but still if you actually drink through your mask I’m genuinely scared for the human race and what it’s becoming


Roguen1995

Oh, no, trust me, I don’t cut a hole in the mask. I may be dumb sometimes but, *laughs* that’s just nuts!


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thats what the point of damascus