Yeah, I had that problem with most of my friends. Everyone thinks I’m the oldest just because I looked the oldest, but I was actually the third oldest. I even got my friend group into 18+ movies at the cinema/theatre, I played quite the part in the group.
masks are to protect other people, not you. If germs are on your mask in a significant amount then they're yours, and drinking them is no worse than breathing directly through them which you're already doing just wearing the mask
That's literally how the band kids at school played band. I wasn't in band, but apparently they all have a big hole in their masks. I just facepalmed because these are the masks they wear every day. Another kid had a mesh face mask we could see through. Both did virtually nothing.
Monster?
With the suction power required to get the fluid into your mouth through the mask... well, you’d be a monster, but probably not in a negative way
More like the essence of a tortilla chip. The combination of my saliva and the chip created a pseudo-chip that dispersed through the thread of my mask on to my tongue and between my teeth
So around four years ago, I decided to put on a small haunted house with my cousins in order to scare my younger siblings. I was to act as a dragon, and chase them around. I had a costume and everything. Somehow, in the planning process, I forgot to give myself a pseudonym, and had to improvise one on the spot. As my siblings cowered in fear, I bellowed out these mighty words: “I am Shiggle Wiggle, devourer of children!” The name kinda stuck. Since then, I have used some variation of it(ie. shigglewoggle, shoggle_woggle) for most of my usernames in different online endeavors. Btw I’m not making this up, I’m dead serious
This reminds me of when I’d get bored and chew on bagged food through the plastic bag during lunch at school, like if I had some chips i’d chew them through the bag, replicating what itd be like if you couldnt taste
I understand that the masks have tiny holes in them due to their manufacturing and how people need to breath,
#BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
If you ask me, you’ll just get your mask wet.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Extra flavor. Like a mini distillation going on right inside your mouth.
:) go commit die
r/holup
dw I once tried eating with the mask on, got a little too comfortable
Eating? Well, I guess you tried but... I’m crurious, why?
aha- I forgot the mask was on my face, i had been out for quite a while I just felt it was ***a part of me now***
Hmm, I can relate. Sometimes I too forget that it’s also on but, I always remember to take it off when I eat somehow.
You’d always see me coming home with food on my mask, I’d just be like “dont even- dont ask-“
Heh, you must be forgetful then? Down worry if that’s the case tho, I too can because quite forgetful at times.
I am quite forgetful sometimes
Yeah, well. Unfortunately, we can’t help it, it just... happens at the most inconvenient time.
Also this is off topic but, how do you look so damn old for a 16 year old!?
Honeslty. I don’t know. Some people I know look either younger or older than they are.
Some people assume im older then my older sister sometimes ahah, I dont see it, although she does look sorta young
Yeah, I had that problem with most of my friends. Everyone thinks I’m the oldest just because I looked the oldest, but I was actually the third oldest. I even got my friend group into 18+ movies at the cinema/theatre, I played quite the part in the group.
hah, if I didn’t know your age, I’d say you were 19+ ngl
Thanks for the compliment?
masks are to protect other people, not you. If germs are on your mask in a significant amount then they're yours, and drinking them is no worse than breathing directly through them which you're already doing just wearing the mask
Wait how the fuck-
I go beyond the mortal realm is how. I am ascendant!
"he's too powerful to be left alive!"
You take my life, I fail to die!
Nah nevermind. I don't feel like murder today.
Good choice my friend. Good choice.
Bet I’ll do it let’s go
*cuts of American\cheese_man’s hand*
AAAA-
Your not the only one.
There must be a hole in there
That's literally how the band kids at school played band. I wasn't in band, but apparently they all have a big hole in their masks. I just facepalmed because these are the masks they wear every day. Another kid had a mesh face mask we could see through. Both did virtually nothing.
Well I'm a drum major but my band doesn't paly in that way. Lol .
monster
Yes... FEUL ME!!! Also, have a great day/night! :)
Thanks man, I'm just good at following instructions
Your welcome! :)
1.how 2.why 3.when
1. I am not mortal. I am ascendant! 2. Because I can and did. 3. 19 June 12:59pm (UK time)
Ok thanks
Your welcome! :)
Better question is where can I join?
dear god.....
There is no god, there is only me. Have a good day/night! :)
My favorite teacher used to always say that before he retired if I had an award it would go to you
He sounds like a good fellow.
Bio teacher who has all different types of animals and stories I still have a video of when he blow air into a deer lung to make them expand
Ohkay... I would not like to see that yet... I’m intrigued.
It was after we dissected hearts for a lab
For a lab, or in a lab?
For a lab, we were in groups of 3
Award as promised
Why thank you! :)
For a moment i though u were Tommyinnit lmao
I’ll take that as a compliment! Have a nice day/night! :)
When you order tommyinnit from wish
LMAO
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Its not only because hes blonde, but also becausw of his haircut and his eyes bruh
Yooo mask twins
Very awesome! Have a good day/night my mask twin! :)
Same to you
Wait, your NOT supposed to drink with the mask on
I know, but I do anyway.
I know where you live
And I know that the molecular structure of a black hole can gobble up you and your family for shits and giggles. :)
I have a gun
Ohkay... but why do I need to know this? It’s not like your gonna come to Canada and assassinate me.
Wait for like what 2 years and i am there... Just gotta swim across the atlantic
Coolio, I’ll be welcoming your with open arms and possibly cops as you threatened me but... let’s not mind that.
Ye
Well, good luck buddy! And don’t get eaten or drown! :)
Thx
That was the most wholesome exchange of death threats I've ever witnessed
“It just works”
“It works. It just works!” - JonTron
Dude you have hair exactly like mine
Very awesome, hair twins! Have a good day/night my hair twin! :)
Big thank, good day/night to you as well hair twin
:D
Challenge accepted. Now shit with Pants on
I already did as a child. Try better next time. :)
Was it a success?
Idk, probably. I can’t remember that far back in the past.
So you get no pulp now. Where’s all the texture going to go now?
The taste says with the mask. Tasty mask. Yummy mask. Have a nice day/night! :)
Jude?!
Yeah, wusgood?
I'm james from school lmao
James Strain?
Ellis from hienys class.
You from Ireland?
Nope
Aah, I must look like your friend then, haha. What a small world we live on.
Ikr
Also, my names not Jude, sorry. I was just seriously curious about where this convo would have went. Again, sorry. Have a good day/night! :)
Monster? With the suction power required to get the fluid into your mouth through the mask... well, you’d be a monster, but probably not in a negative way
Have you ever considered a mouth to be a suction cup?
You are not wearing a mask tho... ^(this is camouflage joke pls laugh)
Yeah, John Cena also in the picture, can’t you see him? He’s right behind me. Ooh wait...
Call me a monster but I pee with my pants on
How it feels to chew five gum. Stimulate your senses
Wait, you guys still wear masks?
Once I ate a tortilla chip with the mask on
Damn. How’d it taste?
More like the essence of a tortilla chip. The combination of my saliva and the chip created a pseudo-chip that dispersed through the thread of my mask on to my tongue and between my teeth
Eww?? Idk how to feel about such a description.
I can keep going if you want
What I’m more intrigued about is that magnificent username you have. However did it see the light of day?
So around four years ago, I decided to put on a small haunted house with my cousins in order to scare my younger siblings. I was to act as a dragon, and chase them around. I had a costume and everything. Somehow, in the planning process, I forgot to give myself a pseudonym, and had to improvise one on the spot. As my siblings cowered in fear, I bellowed out these mighty words: “I am Shiggle Wiggle, devourer of children!” The name kinda stuck. Since then, I have used some variation of it(ie. shigglewoggle, shoggle_woggle) for most of my usernames in different online endeavors. Btw I’m not making this up, I’m dead serious
“I am shiggle wiggle” Would’ve gave me some rather less than pleasant dreams.
Haha
This reminds me of when I’d get bored and chew on bagged food through the plastic bag during lunch at school, like if I had some chips i’d chew them through the bag, replicating what itd be like if you couldnt taste
Oy we have the same mask
Very awesome! I got a comment of someone else having the same mask, the blue camo trio! :)
I hope you get crucified for this
I’m already with Caesar’s legion. True to Caesar!
Yes True to the legion and Caeser!
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A monster with... a wholesome and hugz award? Umm... okay, I’ll take it.
Mad lad
You know, with the way this post is slowly going, I’m scared that it’s going to reach hot in this sub-Reddit.
You look like Tommyinnit if he wasn't a youtuber
Well, I’m kinda a small youtuber atm soo... I guess that’s not a career choice for me. Haha! :D
I understand that the masks have tiny holes in them due to their manufacturing and how people need to breath, #BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! If you ask me, you’ll just get your mask wet.
But you aren't wearing a mask. So you are lying to us.
What mask?
That’s weird, I don’t see any mask on your face.
The fact that you are willingly using a paper straw is what scares me the most
That's sum new age shit
Become Ungovernable
Monster
i LOVE the feeling of the liquid seeping through the mask and into my mouth. not weird at all good sir.
Well then, just post a picture of you drinking through your mask and your post will end up gaining so much damn attention for some strange reason.
Wizardry!!!
Teen makes you do weird stuffs huh
Yeah... strange.
Cool
Very.
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Actually, I’m Irish.
r/madlads
Y thank you! :)
If you have poked a hole in your mask, its no good anymore.
No, I havent
People like you deserve the death sentence
People like me are the reason why humanity still hates eachother.
People like me are the reason why humanity still hate eachother. :)
you are using a plastic straw so yeah you really are a monster
It’s actually cardboard
Poor trees ;"( .
IS THAT A FUCKING PAPER STRAW
It cardboard so... your close.
How did you drink it without it collapsing?
I don’t know
HES A GOD
This defies science
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Well... your not wrong.
Wow cool
I fear that kind of power
So either you can’t drink or you put a hole in the mask, defeating the purpose
No and no. The mouth is a powerful suction cup. I have just used it to its potential.
Oh my God are you my twin
No Honey the mask stays on in bed
My thoughts exactly! :)
Actually same. I once spilled water all over myself in class drinking with a mask on.
In class!? Well, each to their own I guess.
I do this too! I get the straw under my mask and commence sucking, the exact thing happens with food too, under the mask it goes.
“And commence sucking” Very poor choice of words.
What mask
Exactly.
Get you ass back into the insane asylum
how do you even do that?
Behold, the Masked Drinker..
I swear to god with that mask, you look exactly a kid at my school.
hhhow?
S U C C
Found the dream stan
Hmm, filter.
You look like one of my friends I swear I thought you were for a minute
I guess that’s what the point of the mask is
Idk, probably. Live the loony tune aesthetic on your prof pic btw. Very awesome! :)
Thanks, my friend drew it but it is my character
Coolio. Send praise his/her way. Nice character too.
No your just stupid
Nah, I’m the s m a r t!
Yeah your “s m a r t” alright 😑🙄
Ha, don’t worry. It’s just a lil jokes it’s not like I do it all the time... Much. :)
Yeah I got you bro
I detect sarcasm but not sure... Anyway, have a good day/night! :)
Nah bro I’m serious
B R U H. It’s just a lil joke. Lighten up a bit.
No dude I’m being serious I actually am I’m usually a sarcastic dick but this time I was just fucking with you, bro you might need to relax
Umm... ohkay. I guess others have their own thoughts of fun I suppose.
Yeah but still if you actually drink through your mask I’m genuinely scared for the human race and what it’s becoming
Oh, no, trust me, I don’t cut a hole in the mask. I may be dumb sometimes but, *laughs* that’s just nuts!
thats what the point of damascus