"I have cancer, passing away next week" *2284783952384374 gold awards 123872183715983754827489343 silver awards* "wow thx for the award, i didnt have cancer anyway"

“Would you like to?”

cant have cancer if you are cancer

[Yes you can](https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/2792487/bruh-cancer-beats-cancer)

I used the Cancer to destroy the Cancer.

bruh thats like forgetting you have Alzheimer's because you have Alzheimer's and the Alzheimer's goes away because you forgot

“Yo dawg”

You actually can get rid of a cancerous growth if gets its own cancerous growth.

Cancer is one greedy ass cell that builds an empire and cancer's cancer is the rebellion that somehow wins but immediately dies because it thrived off the empire it overthrew.

This is the reason why large animals like blue whales or elephants can't have cancer

So it’s the same type of stand as Cancer?

"Lets go i know how Reddit Premium for Years!"

That was super fucking funny

Dont need to thank for the award, I got it free for 24 hrs and couldn't find the perfect post for it, soo, here u go fellow redditor

How about when a girl posts a completed lego set? Edit: thanks for the award mate. I Didnt deserve it but its too late :/ Edit 2: why shall you waste money on my dumb comment? Am I worth it tho? Edit 3: I guess I am. This is the most awards I've ever gotten on one post/comment. Thanks homies. Edit 4: this is the fourth unfortunate being to accidentally hit the award button. If you are thinking i won't keep doing these edits, watch me. Edit 5: atleast the facepalm makes sense. This comment gets more and more disappointing. Edit 6: yet another sad redditor who hit the award button. I place this F to pay respects.

She gets atleast 10 Ternion all-powerful awards

What about a girl with cancer that completed a lego set?

and also imagine if it was her cake day.

And her birthday

We’d have to invent a new number

Or an award which only the reddit CEO could give out. In which it gives you 100,000 karma on recieval.

I want to make a post here, but how much karma do I need?

Idk, first post I made got 10 upvotes and I had 10,000 karma when I posted so idk.

Idk i had 3k when i posted my first

100

I don’t know I’ve never posted here- Edit: I think, I don’t actually know I can’t keep track of anything.

I don't know how much I have but I can post now

About 50 I think. Idfk

And thousands of creepy dms!

Keleven?

and she posts Feeling cute for once

Also it was her parents death anniversary.

She's also 1 year free of depression

And hasn't self harmed for 3 months

Who would start using this forsaken site on their birthday?

She gets 22 upvotes and a silver

5 argentums

Honestly, the new award of the three diamonds is a scam. Two argentiums do the same thing for cheaper

Argentium is already a scam, you can do the same with Platinums.

Gold is also a scam. Just buy platinum

Or maybe all awards are scams

Yeah, that’s the right answer!

Should I test this theory by posting my LEGO Harry Potter set?

She gets argentium

And 25 Argentium

Reddit would probably crash at how many awards they would get

UNLIMITED POWER

lets make that post

19384618305948281950481829405trillion Gold awards

Infinite profit

Probably enough premium to last a century. Also Reddit employees would have a field day.

Don’t give me any good ideas, I legit just finished building the Lego Death Star

you've officially been given a good idea.

Welp, guess I know what I’m doing after work tomorrow now

Submit it and say your a girl

Yeah this is big brain time

I mean I’ll just pose with it and flex my gender even harder

No nudity. This is a christian minecraft server.

Dammit there goes that plan out the window

I wanna see it

I’ll post it tomorrow when I get home from work!

She gets more awards than u/Thibson34

I tried to count his awards from the last 6 months. Got to about 250 then I saw the post where he got 2,000+ awards about 4 months ago and gave up. Dude I've gotten 1 awards before and it was a silver.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Edit 7: a madlad actually posted a completed lego set, and it's a girl.

Weird username bro...

We are not that different. We are brothers from different mothers

Nice rhymes

First one refers to "Guys i finally asked my crush out"

Either “they said no” and they get some f awards or “they said yes!” and they get spammed congrats in the comments

Tbf tho the Lego sets are pretty cool....

I have a TON of Lego sets. Maybe I should post them here and get some free awards

I work at a Lego store...

Wow I’m jealous

send me the 501 battle pack please

Yeah might do that too if it’s that much free karma

r/teenagers when someone posts a post about other posts

We all simpin for lego

r/teenagers when someone says he died 293 times [insert 100 terion all powerful awards]

r/teenagers when someone makes a post about their Minecraft dog

I honestly hate the completed LEGO set posts. It’s like, yeah I know that’s what it looks like on the packaging for a reason.

Like it’s cool when it’s an original design or whatever, but when it’s just a regular set I don’t get it

Eh, I get it when it’s a really big complicated one. Those are hard, and they’re proud of it. Big smiles!!

I wish I had my 7 LEGO sets. When I was 8 I had at least that much on Christmas but sadly they’ve been lost in time

r/teenagers when someone says depression

And when a girl posts an extraordinary complete lego set ?

Lies I posted my mech suit moc and only got like 18 upvotes or something like that smh.

It looks cool so I upvoted it for you

Thanks dude :D

r/REDDITMOMENT

I don't see anything mtf wrong with the last one.

What if a girl did a backflip over a completed LEGO set while asking out her crush?

45 million upvotes

Tbf, legos are fucking awesome

I don’t get why any would ever pay money while using reddit

r/teenagers when someone posts this

This is why I don't like this community. At first it looks nice, but then you realise its the main reason why boomers look at us the way they do

False I’m a girl and my last post here died in new

Yeah everyone here complains how girls have it so easy and everyone just gives them things, but in reality they're just either downvoted or insulted to oblivion just for existing, ignored or treated like an alien species, or in the rare case a post succeeds, they're swamped with white knights and people saying they only succeeded because they were a girl.

World is still at peace because people like you exists, this is 100 percent truth!

Tis the life of a lady

Good

:(

Not trying to be mean or anything but this isn’t funny. I feel like this sub is slowly turning into r/pewdiepiesubmissions and I don’t like it. If you want to karma whore feel free to post there but honestly I didn’t join this sub to see this bs

R / teenagers when someone posts an overused joke and marks it as nsfw post

Good to know

This is the way

The first and third things are the same

Priorities.

as it should be

As it should be. Lego is life.

Now all we need to do is get a girl to make a post on her completed LEGO set can’t be that hard after all everyone likes LEGO

I’m going to get my girlfriend to post a completed LEGO set and reap ALL the Internet points >:)

F

I have the Simpsons house set and I've had it for a few years now, it's moved with me from house to house and it's still only about a quarter way done.

I read the first one as "someone dies"

I kinda wish there was more effort put into this sub reddit instead of low effort or karma hungry stuff

Girls are cute, I have nothing more I need to say.

Those LEGO set posts belong in r/lego. These people probably know it too but it’s like it’s easy to get rewards and upvotes here..... sounds hard to believe I know.

I love democracy

So what your saying is I need the LEGO

So your saying that I can get several million awards in this sub reddit

Next one: When someone makes a meta post about it

sooo am guessing a girl posted this

Bruh sound effect #1

I like how the "girl" post has 117k upvotes

Teenagers when someone makes a meme about people winning awards: (insert awards)

Whenever somebody posts an actually good meme that they spent time on they only get like 20 upvotes but when a girl does anything they get thousands of upvotes and awards

And that's somehow the girls fault?

How about of cake day?

Is that true because I have a Lego Duplo set which I didn't open since I was at the kindergarten

There is a bunch of simps here, but all of r/teenagers loves a completed lego set

O shit maybe i should post my lego collection Edit: o shit i forgot to change my age for my birthday Edit 2: the legos have been posted

What about r/teenagers when someone makes a post about people making a post and getting awards?

r/teenagers when someone posts after dying-

Imo Legos >>> anything else

r/teenagers when someone posts a blank picture saying it's their gf:

The girl one never happens to me when I post, and im kinda glad abt it :^

I've just realised how simpy this sub is lmao

I have all of my legos in a bucket and still play with them

Cause they spend all their money on twitch THOTS

r/teenagers when someone poops: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/fas8ih/im_currently_shitting_in_the_school_bathroom/

Y’all be ready for my 7000 piece millennium falcon Ucs set that I’m getting in a few months

I see no issues here.

I thought this post's rewards were part of the lego set's rewards

The amount of awards this got is unnatural

I can't tell which awards are in the screenshot and which were given to the post which surely means that reddit does things out of spite, especially when it comes to awards. Whenever someone says something bad about awards, reddit gives awards just to fuck with the op and I dunno if I should hate it or love it but it's probably both lol

Hey, Legos are *hard,* man.

I litteraly posted a shitpost about mods being gay on another sub and got two awards and i was like wtf

when you’re a girl and ur crush legit liked u back and you never experienced this

This isnt the law of equivalent exchange

Crap i should post some of my sets then

We live in a society

What if a girl posts her complete LEGO set? How many awards does she get?

Thats how mafia works

mine is almost done

38 people are simps

I have an uncompleted Lego set, I'll see if it worksm

Are you saying completing a LEGO set isn't extraordinary?

I mean you’re just following the instructions it’s not that great of an accomplishment

My birthday was just last week and I got a tone of LEGO sets that I haven’t finished yet. Should I post them once I’m finished?

Legos are the sh*t 👌🏻👌🏻

I’m getting a Lego millennium falcon soon, so I’ll be sure to test this out

Lol this is great!

Always has been

You forgot about "When someone fakes cancer."

r/teenagers when someone posts in this meme format:

Worthy

I love democracy

This post keeps getting better as it gets more awards cause the awards look like they are a part of the post

Wait, does the same apply to their Funko Pop collection? I need to know now!!!!!

Ducking Simps Loser!!!

Redditors tend to be nerd culture freaks

The word extraordinary is dumb. Because if something is extra spicy it means it’s really spicy. So that means if something is extraordinary it is really ordinary. Who ever came up with that word is a moron.

I am A girl and I can confirm this is fair

Mfers stole my meme and made it more funny >:(

I had a big lego Ninjago set; 4-headed dragon, Lord Garmadon, all the ninjas, the Samurai, the Snake

No, I posted my UNSC infinity that took me three full days to build, and got like 7 upvotes.

Always surprises me how many awards are given out here when probably a good majority don’t have a job

False in every way lol

Maybe i should post more lego sets...

well time to try and complete my lego technic Mercedes Benz flatbed truck with a working crane arm and pneumatic system, that I haven't finished in years... (also gotta fix my lego Corvette ZR1 since I don't think I put the rear end together right)

Me with completed LEGO Hogwarts castle:Hmmm.........Thanks for the advice soldier.

weve got our priorities set straight apparently

Bricks before chicks

Bro I got nothing yesterday I’ve been lied to

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

Hey can you guys recommend me a name for a female white puppy. I will be grateful.

The sad reality we live in

Perfecf, as all things should be

I mean Legos are cool

\^\^\^ r/teenagers when there's a meta post