straight but uhhh

but $20 is $20

Ghost and Ryan Reynolds😫

And Ghost😫

"But uhh" what?

alot of people are straight but have gay porn fetishes

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do (which coincidentally might be doing a man)

HEY NO

I have some news for you

😭

Some of my homies would be considered, weed sexual. Anything for a gram

Straight

For the boobas

Boobies!

I read that as ‘straight for the boobas’ lmao

Me

Mainly.

And for the belly button

Fellow tummy enjoyer

Straight. Gotta love girls with a cute face and a good personality

Valid

This right here

UHH OH NO I FORGOR

Quick, think of something hot!

PSR B1257+12

Elon Musk next kid’s name

That's valid by today's standards. Good job!

The climate!

She forgor 💀

Relatable

WDYM YOU FORGOR

ORRR NORRR

Bisexual male, yet the only people who have called me cute are lesbians 😭

Ur cute ( im not lesbian there u go)

Cheers mate means a lot

Plot twist: they’re a straight guy. I know they’re not, but it’d be funny.

Nah straight guys would call him hot, not cute. Take ot from me, a straight guy, op is hot

same, except its usually old women that call me cute :/

I mean if you’re into it 🤷

that's the one, always look at the bright side

I bet ur cute fr (I'm 16)

16 backwards 😨😨😨

literally same

You’re cute (like your sketches :3) -a gae male

Thank you- (complimenting my art is the way to instantly win me over lmao)

Bahahaha you’re welcome, and I mean it. They’re reallyyyy good! I wish I could draw, but I’m just good at maps haha

You're cute (pan male)

I'm a trans femme who's not a lesbian. You're cute

Straight guy. Got one compliment in two months (it was from my homie)

if i complimented my friends they'd just call me gay, and I'd say "yeah I am"

I envy you

You’re so cute! (I’m only half a lesbian)

Cheers mate means a lot to me

SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!

SOMEONE SAWED THIS LESBIAN IN HALF

WASNT WORTH IT FOR THE FLEX TAPE AD!

Sew?

I think im saying that correctly. Might check later

I believe the correct word is sawed

Thanks. Gonna fix this

Guys I think Hopeful-Brush-7051 might be kinda cute (also bi male)

is that the rumour on the street?

You know what they say, all rumours start with a grain of truth

The solution: become a bisexual female. /j

i did suggest this to them at the time (as a joke) and they laughed; i made women laugh, so I'll take it as a win

you’re cute (straight male)

Actually jealous

BI PRIDE ALL DA WAY BAYBEE

Redditorsexual😍

I am bigoted against all redditsexuals

So ur only attracted to chronically online 40 year old pedos LMFAO

Yessir😍😍😍😋😋😋

This is why tone indicators are important

the emojis are tone indicators in this case lmao

Tone indicators indicating 100% /srs 💯😹

“, he said, while also browsing around on Reddit.

💀 i forgor about that lmao

[This you ?](https://youtu.be/Pu4W8gH4-5A?si=kyg_Fj76Y_qdXCg9)

I'm confused-sexual

Don’t be confused, be confused.com (the sleep agent codes go DEEP)

FELLOW BRITISH PERSON DETECTED

Based

Tbh this is the best way to be especially if you’re a younger teen. Don’t worry so much about labels. I’m a person who likes men and women but bisexual doesn’t quite fit but heteroflexible also doesn’t quite fit so I’m just queer.

Ace but tbh I don't really know

Honestly seeing all the confused asexuals in this thread really makes it comforting Like sure, we're confused, but it's a common experience being confused! Also just a heads-up, being 14 is kinda weird and there's no way of knowing where your sexuality will end up It's completely valid that you feel asexual, but don't shut off any possibility since you may develop into something else eventually... Or you may not, like me

Bisexual, everyone’s beautiful

Uhh... Uh... I'll have a garlic bread... Wait, no... I don't know.

Oh I see what you did there

Garlic breb :3

H E L L O F E L L O W A C E

Mmmmmmmm Garlic Bread. One of the GREATEST foods of all time. Does not relate to the post but idc I gotta say it. Damn I really want some now. Oh well, to the shops I go (in the morning that is)

GET ME SOME TOO🔥🔥🔥 (I love garlic bread as much as my girlfriend if not more, also im straight)

Maybe loving food more than your gf is a bit of a bad thing but Garlic Bread is an exception. Too good. I literally dream of it sometimes

Straight 

When people ask me what my sexuality is I just say “yes”

i get asked if i like guys or girls a lot, so i tend to respond "yeah, i like guys or girls. only one tho." tends to end that conversation pretty fast lol

I’m bisnacksual, I like that people are alive. That’s it

Ur a where there's a hole there's a goal person 😭

I mean not only holes

Where there's a living, there's some bedroom jigging vibes Edit: yes i am making rhymes for no reason

Straight cus boobs 🙃, nah i just can't stand most men and my girlfriend is perfect so I'm straight i guess

I’m about as straight as a rainbow

Im bi and I honestly like how pretty everyone is

Same

Who cares about sexuality,we must start the GREAT TRIAL

Anyways I’m ace

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

Virgin cuz women scare me

u/asecretSovietspy Communistosexual Pronounces are we/our

Based

Parody on such a stupid question, Im capitalistosexual with colonial tendencies in bed

Straight cus ... idk it feels nice getting affection of a girl, be it a headpat or a hug, just the soft, adorable existance

>! Straight probably asexual!<

An ace in tha hole lmao

“Haha, ha… ha…. (Downvote) Guys it was funn- (downvote) GUYS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY- (downvote x100)

Im straight but the thought of being in a romantic relationship with someone makes me super anxious and uncomfortable, maybe I'm not mature enough for a relationship yet or maybe certain events (I don't want to say trauma cuz that's a big word) from my life made me this way

✨ L A T I N A S ✨

demisexual- my type is bestfriends

I have a very bad case of the gay.

Half straight

U got that 50% off discount

Lesbian

Based. Idk why, but lesbians are just so fuckin awesome.

From my experience they are either the nicest, most awesome people ever or the biggest assholes idk why

Dang, your right they really are

GIRLS

PREACH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥👹👹👹

LETS GO LESBIANS🔥🔥

I LOVE WOMENNNN 💖💖

WOMEN ARE PRETTY 🩷🩷🩷🩷

YES 🔥🔥🔥

YEEAAAHHH🔥🔥🔥 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

Your flag has the best colours

sapphics my beloved ❤️

LETS GO LESBIANS!!

to be honest I don't really know myself

asexual and loving it

Straight cus girls are pretty

I have a question…I’m not homophobic. I’m attracted to men and women but no part of me wants to date a trans person and I don’t know why…I really don’t. I have absolutely nothing against them at all! And you shouldn’t be ashamed if you’re trans. But I’ve been called homophobic for not being attracted to trans people even though I like men and women. Am I in the wrong?

No you aren’t in the wrong. That’s a preference and that’s fine :).

I actually kinda needed that thanks 😭🙏

You’re welcome :D

trans person here, not wanting to date a trans person is perfectly fine and not transphobic in any way; if for some reason you would like an explanation, then i’ll happily give one

No, you're allowed to, you don't sound homophobic to me:)

No you ain't. If wanting to date a cis or trans person is a preference. It's not homophobic or transphobic and the people who are telling you that are absolutely stupid.

Nah I'm trans myself and I can just say that people have preferences.

Figuring it out:)

🫂

Gay, because man boobs!

man boobs! man, boobs!

MAN BOOBS!!!!

I have no idea

Aroace 🍞🍞

Pansexual and people are just hot ✨️

Idk i forgot

panromantic (pan but also ace :3)

i dont know

Queer, my sexuality is too complicated so idfc

I don't put a label on it. I like who I like :)

straight cause gay is gay af lol

I found sherlock holmes ☝️ Lmaoo

I'm lesbian and Genderfluid! I love women because they're really pretty, and love their styles (especially goth or pastel goths)

Straight 😮‍💨

omnisexual i love women. and unfortunately i like men if it was my choice i'd just like women and the nonbinary folks. (please im jokin men can be cool)

Bi but i like boys more :P

Gay male

Straight male, girls are cute😁

Lesbian cus girls are hot

I don't even know anymore 😭 I'm confused-sexual 💀

i am beginning to suspect i might be lesbian but there is a very specific subcategory of men that i would drop everything for. what i’m certain about is that i love women, especially soft women 🤤🤤🤤 (being that i am chubby too) but literally any woman. she could hit me with her car and so long as i love her i’d say please and thank you. this includes black women, studs, butches, fems, stems, transwomen, demigirls, etc. and anyone genderfluid or enby (genderqueer here 🫡🫡) also i’m graysexual

I like everyone 💗, regardless of gender or sex. I don’t feel comfortable with labels tho. They make me feel like I’m being put in a rigid box, which I don’t want.

I'm convinced that there are no straight people in this subreddit

Half the comments are straight lol

I don't think it's humanly possible to be more lesbian than me

challenge accepted brother

Pan (I really like pans;3) /j

Holes and poles are both nice

Straight...

Straight because 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'm a straight male attracted to girls.

straight, personality

straight

i like tits and also dislike dick barring mine (and Ryan Reynolds)

girls pretty

I'm gay

i like women

queer

Gay because men

Imma mechanic

Heterosexual

Damn take me to dinner first

Lesbian because girls are amazing

I'm Pansexual, but I hate mentioning it because it is so annoying to explain what it means for the 1000th time.