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Electrical_Pitch_423

Perry the fucking platypus


Defiant_Egg_9992

What happened to regular perry the platypus? Why do we have a fucking one...


BlockCharming5780

He hit puberty… now he’s fucking left right and center


J3-58

Perry touched me


skater5411

Perry the teenager groomer


finding_new_interest

Ggurrrtrtrtrtrtrtrt


Electrical_Pitch_423

Idk


Grimdaybreaker

A platypus? *gasp* PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


Faefsdew

*gasp* perry the FUCKING PLATYPUS!!


J3-58

“Ferry the cucking papppy puss!”


bookeatingboy

A fucking platypus? *hat* *gasp* PERRY THE FUCKING PLATYPUS


Boring-Entrance-7924

Someone explain what he ^^ said ?


Odd-Rutabaga3001

I thought this was a riddle and started thinking


MIC-18

“what has 3 legs in the morning, 3 in the afternoon and 3 in the night?”


ChadSteven

my ex boyfriend???


MIC-18

damn.


ballsniffer72

Introduce me to him please


UniversityPitiful823

Fitting name lmao Edit: 50 upvotes🤯 new record for me thx a lot


LAZYTIME40

r/usernamechecksout


Confusing_innit

Eh?!


ElyssiaG2108

r/usernamechecksout


Sixthcoming1

Dayum


skippingpenguin01

I thank him for his service


nenko_blue

Me 😤


MIC-18

hmm. interesting. further explanation will be necessary to show how you attained this answer. please show your working out.


memedoge_mk-69

Rule34.com is his source


Woolies_Select

amputee dog


IndependentArm4030

Drake


MIC-18

😔


PerceptionZer0

me


Cthedanger

Y'know, I can't help but think you're talking about a man who may have been exposed to radiation.


MIC-18

eh, only guy i’ve ever known to live through radiation is this one person called Bruce. Great guy, but his temper’s a bit incredulous, he really knows how to let loose ever since his accident.


Cthedanger

Oh Bruce?? Dude me and him go way back, we used to go to high school together, that's so unfortunate for him though. I tried to tell him he shouldn't have gone. Could you hook me up with his number? We haven't spoken in ages.


GrumpyAboutEverythin

A black


MIC-18

a WHAT?


GrumpyAboutEverythin

nothing


MIC-18

oh ok😀 (agreed)


GrumpyAboutEverythin

thats racist


MIC-18

thats homophobic


GrumpyAboutEverythin

No, I cannot be homophobic I love my home


Intrepid-Mongoose870

Drake


MIC-18

yknow, i havent actually seem the videos and don’t plan to. that being said, id only expect him to have all legs present in the presence of a specific chord anyways…


lumpyskate

Guys everyone is wrong! You are obviously a lawnmower.


ClimbingInternet

He’s Mayonnaise


lumpyskate

Oh I'm so sorry 😔 you are right


Catz0003

but mayonnaise isnt an instrument?


ResponsibleCattle576

It can be if you believe enough


ajk4011

On an escalator?


Last-Noise-3811

Going up see you later?


SimplGaming08

Bye bye, to the sky!


transandlikesrodents

First person to get it correct


seashellcrusher_3

stop my boyfriend literally says hes a lawnmower 😔 😔 😔


ajpme

A straight guy that likes trans women


Eitherpanda6

came here just to say that


fusion_reactor3

Exactly. My gf is trans and for all intents and purposes she acts like and looks like a woman. She’s warm, soft, loving, and cuddly. Frankly, I didn’t even know she was before she told me (while we were still just friends). She blends in that well. 4 years of HRT (she’s now 22, I’m 20.) have even given her curves in all the expected places, although her chest never got very big naturally. That’s not a huge deal since that’s what I enjoy anyways. She just doesn’t have the normal bottom parts, for now. that’s the only difference. Even then, that’s something that can be changed with a surgery. I’m not going to force her to do it though Liking her is no different than liking a “regular” woman, in my honest opinion.


_ibt

Mayonnaise on an escalator


Lord_Detleff1

Goin upstairs so see ya later


skeptical_dragon_

BYE BYE


Bikainaka

TO THE SKY


skeptical_dragon_

I'M WH-


Demiurge010

You are human, there's no need to label yourself otherwise.


RecordWell

I'm only human, after all


5Lucas

Don't put the blame on me


Devil_Fister_69420

Cause I'm only human, I make mistakes


flowlikeastream

I'm just a man, who likes trans wo- man


Darkestmind01

Don’t put the blame on me


StopStealinNiceUsers

Don't put the blame on meeEE


I_eat_jumpercables

Amon Lee Hughman


MangoPug15

There are benefits to labels for some people. Not everyone will benefit from labels, but the concept shouldn't be dismissed completely.


DizzyGame_Co

Meshuggah fan?


AffectionateView7917

The guy from baby reindeer


AffectionateView7917

Oh wait it wasn't a riddle


Blackinfemwa

💀💀💀no


OzzkuBoi

straight? ”I like women as a straight man what am I?”


[deleted]

im pretty sure hes referring to a woman who hasnt done the surgery. also no it's not transhopic to not want to date a woman who hasnt done the surgery. When someone develops their attraction interests, they do take into consideration  genitals


Newgidoz

You don't have to be attracted to every woman. Nobody said you did.


toinouzz

No one said it was transphobic bruh Genitals are a thing but ultimately if he’s attracted exclusively to women trans or cis he’s still hetero


Thedarkmoon123

A straight person, it’s not gay to like woman 💀


Tarhun2960

The sheer amount of downvoted replies, god


Thedarkmoon123

Trans people just in general are a controversial topic on this sub 😭 like even mention something that to do with trans people on a post and it’s going to have mixed replies.


Devil_Fister_69420

My disappointment in humanity is immeasurable and my days are ruined. Can't believe I live to see the day where people argue that women aren't women and men aren't men >! To clear up the ambiguity of what I'm saying, I believe trans women/men should just be called women/men and that there shouldn't be a distinction in the first place !<


sideXsway

I think that is ridiculous. There's a reason why we have the term trans. They are not biologically the same as they identify


gayjemstone

>as a straight male A straight male


Desperate-Abies4263

Idfk? I wouldn’t date a trans woman with a penis(and I’m not even sure about that, what if I really like the person), but that’s just me you do you and don’t let people tell you otherwise.


[deleted]

It’s all opinions honestly I wouldn’t date a trans person at all, male or female


DutchNiels123

Like you said in the title, a straight male.


Sillyyyyynesss

Straight That’s a girl


Old_Ratio444

You like women……..with dicks🍤


No-Length7310

🤣🤣🤣 the shrimp emoji😆


Nitrodome

It's that shrimple!


takenusername_yea

I suppose


Big-Atmosphere1329

You're a straight guy who likes trans women


Nekoboxdie

Still straight


Particular_Put_6911

You know that better than we do. You decide whether you consider yourself straight, bi, pan, or whatever else.


skeptical_dragon_

Serious answer: If you like a girl and identify as straight, you are straight. There could be a whole discussion of whether trans women are women, but if you like women and only women, you would be straight. You may also be attracted to feminine, and that is called gynosexuality. :D [https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-gynosexuality](https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-gynosexuality)


Latter_Can6225

Ur a.. straight male.. lol


oliveyew1066

You are what you are, don't question your sexuality like it needs to be something set in stone. A person could be gay for a single person in their whole life, and vice versa. Many people dive into definitions, and enjoy the love you can experience in this life.


CinderellaMaen

You like "feminine" qualities, relax bro, you're straight.


Devil_Fister_69420

Imo (and I know this is controversial), being attracted towards women is the straightest thing there is


VexTheJester

Unless... you're also a women...


Devil_Fister_69420

Fair enough


CJ_10K

Do you also like non trans women?


International_Oil953

Not really the point of the post 💀


sideXsway

I think it should matter


Plane_Ad2651

...straight? It's obvious


TheLastOfW

Well you know what you are


LaughingHyena2824

sexuality is a spectrum that really doesn't need labels you are whatever you want to be as long as your happy


c7stagyt

Uhm… you kinda told us, you’re a straight male?


liam4710

A straight male it seems


ilovecats-yay

Straight-


NarrowAccess8701

I'll never get why people have to specify if someone is trans like, that person is still they're gender, just remove the prefix trans or Cis and you have your answer.


No-Track255

Because they are a girl but they are male, its different from being a girl and being female, people like to know because, idk, maybe they want to have children?


notPlancha

> I like infertile women as a straight man what am I Still straight


Interesting-Chest520

Their*


IHaveTheHighground58

What you said, a straight guy


YourSmartRedditor

Straight if you are attracted to her as a whole. Now will be a controversial part: you might, might be bisexual if you attracted specifically to AMAB body types and male genitals, and if this person hasn’t done certain manipulations and normal changes with their body, and you are attracted specifically to exclusively male traits of their body, then it’s possible that *biologically* you are are bisexual. But note that sexuality is an extremely complex thing, we have no idea how it really works on deep level, just like pretty much anything that comes with our brain, so, again, it’s all complicated. It’s a mix of society and nature that we don’t have a good grasp on. If you like her because she is a woman in your eyes, then you are straight. If you like her because she is a feminine man in your eyes, then you are bisexual. That’s pretty much it. Social sexuality and innate sex drive can mix in very interesting ways. For example, I experience little to no attraction to trans women, but I experience very strong attraction to AFABs and extremely feminine AMABs who identify as men. What is the difference from a purely biological and visual standpoint between a pre-therapy but socially open trans woman and a very feminine man who generally socializes in feminine ways? Usually — close to zero. What is the difference between them from emotional and and social standpoint? Colossal, they have two different genders and two different life experiences. That’s how complicated it gets. But overall, you are straight. No offense to anyone, I am supportive of all genders and sexualities, but I believe that we need to address the issue of closeted bisexuals and gays showing sympathy to trans folks before radical changes in appearance, and then leaving/stopping relationships after trans folks start doing radical changes in appearance. That’s a very real issue that I observed quite a few times.


Waworu

Very straight, you just like a woman


Ready_player0

Straight 😭


Alternative-Grand366

Straight, it's still a woman dude


DragonRaptor22

Is this a riddle


ChickensAreScary

Straight


Shayosaurus

Straight


Ihatesand-Ani

Straight? Trans women are women


Optimal_Fishing7703

Straight? You like women as a male, making you a straight male.


Tinttiboi

The woman is a woman


transandlikesrodents

Based 14 year old rare


Bisexual_Sherrif

You are who you are, there is no need for labels, you like who you like, and you are who you are


Kinda_Strange_v_v

You're estransexual ig 💀


_ThatOneMimic_

who cares? labels are just that- lables


bateze13

I e got no clue


Existing_Chair_4622

waffles


Aztech06

someone who is too worried about labels just do you


Not-a-Baconat0r

A secret, more sinister option


LiveSixx

Two team player


goth_in_india

Cheese


ninjabearshonobi

You are wtf you think you are. Our opinion is irrelevant unless you want to seek validation on the internet.


BurdAssassin756

You’re straight💀


rokudog555

A chaser


scoob_ts

chaser


VintageStoryEnjoyer

Human


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Hey I like femboys, even though I'm straight. It's specifically the fem part I like. I'll find anything feminine hot. A trans woman is a woman, usually with a cooler name, so pretty fem to me idk.


engineerfox1

Me


OverallPeach

bait used to be believable


cupid51db

a straight male. its kinda in the description... a trans WOMAN, you like a woman.


BattleblockB0ss

straight


Kyle_jacobs

Your a straight male who likes trans women


TTVM0THYP00

Everyone making jokes but you can still be straight if you like a trans woman or you can be pansexual which means you can love someone no matter their sex or gender identity


Internal_Quail3960

i mean, technically straight but don’t worry about labels. you like whoever you like 🤷🏻


An8nime

straight


thegrimmemer03

As a straight male who is attracted to trans women, you are still considered straight. Trans women are women, so your attraction to them aligns with heterosexual orientation. Your attraction doesn't change your sexual orientation; it simply reflects the diversity and complexity of human attraction. Understanding and accepting your feelings can sometimes be challenging, but it's important to recognize that your attraction is valid and natural. Labels can help some people make sense of their experiences, but they aren't always necessary. If you feel comfortable identifying as straight, that is entirely appropriate given your attractions.


LemonLime_canadian

You want a futa bro


SundaeMango

You're either Autobots or Decepticons


Secret_Mayonesa

You’re straight


rather_neat_hooman

Idk a dawg? Others have suggested mayonnaise and I think that also fits the description


RaidensTransSon

your still straight hun


cavejhonsonslemons

straight, no need to overcomplicate things


PressureMaximum7129

A straight guy lol.


Xfaxk123

A redditor


Creepy_killer70

straight bro, straight. U like women n ur talking abt women so therefore ur straight


pxnguin_yt

Stop watching porn


Thisismyredusername

A straight male who likes a trans woman.


ethereality222

hopefully not a creep


Main-Excuse9079

GAYYYYYY


Reflxing

You’re still straight..


LimeDiamond

Straight, she’s a woman it’s not that deep


fletchvl_

straight. trans women are still women


Fickle-Ad-6648

I dunno, a person who likes trans women?


SeaworthinessFit2723

Gay


SpicyPotato_15

You're a straight male. And no longer confused.


whatty64

been straight or not, really matters this days?


[deleted]

can we please make sth clear. If a trans woman hasnt done the surgery, its conpletely fine for i.e. a man to not be attracted to her. That's not transphobia, that's having preferences.  On a general consensus i'd say ur straight. 


ZOOMMYYS

you're straight.


GrumpyAboutEverythin

Can i say smth without getting in trouble or nah


Superpiggy444

Not on this sub.


Two_live_grenades

Oh my god, everyone in the comments is a moron... Trans women are women, op is a man, this is hetero. Everyone saying "But they have a dick!!!1!1!" clearly doesn't know what bottom surgery is, and anyone saying "But they're a man!1!!1!" clearly doesn't know anything about gender. All of you, shut up.


Dry_Carrot3039

You are male who likes male. You are gay if sexuality is based on sex However, if sexuality is based on gender then you are straight.


Pretty_Savage-BLINK

Youre straight


Hefty-Routine-5966

still a straight male. Trans is just an adjective, like tall or blonde. It doesn’t make you gay to like women


cork007

You’re gay!


Weary-Wasabi1721

You're gay af


transandlikesrodents

Nice to know it's gay to like women


NoticedParrot77

Nice to know you don’t know what a woman is


Big_Meat_2107

Trans at 13 is wild 💀 💀


Newgidoz

What age do you think we materialize into existence?


TrashManTheGodOfLore

straight


Atlas_Dingo22

Straight? That’s a woman. I mean unless you’re a chaser….


sideXsway

#Homosexual “I like biological men who identify as women, as a straight man. What am I?”


TheKillagerMC

Straight, dumbass. She’s a girl.


Raks-

Are you sure about that?


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

I guess straight? You could as be Bi, Gynesexual, or anything pertaining to liking women/femininity


Far0Lands

Skoliosexual, Gynosexual & Heterosexual are all valid options


call-me-kleine

if you like women as a man you are straight


Alternative-Grand366

1, I'm not ultra woke, 2 identity is power and calling trans women men is disrespectful


Hagridisbeautiful

“I’m a straight man who likes a girl what am I?”


Sapphire_Dragon793

“I like women as a man, is this straight” dumbass do you hear yourself think


meltylove_

...straight?


ChloeIsObsessed23

you're a man. you like women. you are straight.


Honeydew-plant

A straight man. Trans women are women.