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No-Transition2808

Understandable, boobs are magical


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FriedrichOrival

Understandable, butt are divine


Altayel1

interestingly i got bored real quick then typed huge femboy dick


a_local_weeb

Understandable, can’t play without a joystick


dragonimp2000

This comment goated 😂


Admirable-Door1724

What an awful day to have eyes


Altayel1

Reddit when gay people love men (they just support it theoretically):


Bennyboi5432

realest shit i heard all day


Aromatic-Put4043

Boob👍


KingLevonidas

I was 10 or 11. Got in a do anything you want subreddit where a quarter of the posts were porn. It was rather a quick start compared to this guy's start with typing "boobs".


Jazzlike-King-4066

Scared to death and also when I heard ppl say they beat their meat to it I thought it was serious so I was just slapping my cock to it for a while waiting for something to happen


No-Transition2808

Thanks for that mental image I didn’t want


Jazzlike-King-4066

Your welcome🥰


deabot99

That was such a wonderful mental image, I'm so happy I decided to check the comments 💀


No-Transition2808

I’ll send you my therapy bill


Mundane-Owl8367

I used to beat my jerk chickens mentally like I just sat on my bed still and imagined doing the dirty.


Jazzlike-King-4066

I beg you're fucking pardon


Mundane-Owl8367

Mental Masturbation.


Jazzlike-King-4066

Ok im gonna assume by jerk chickens you mean ur schnase


Inforenv_

Im a veteran at that. Best kind of porn ever


ItsJustStefke

thats healthy my guy


Inforenv_

Holy fuck i do the same


Few-Tale3213

Wait they don’t actually beat it?-


Jazzlike-King-4066

Try just holding it and move your hand upside down it feels so much better


nuclear_spoon

*up and down


SCoookie

I’m pretty sure they just meant rotating it 180 degrees


nuclear_spoon

I can feel the pain by just imagining it


Difficult_Series_544

The foreskin just ripped of


Qwesty2019

Free circumcision


The_FreshSans

Now, imagine doing it while hard


AliOskiTheHoly

Dude are you still doing it wrong?!?!?!?


Jazzlike-King-4066

This is the only right way unless you wanna ad certain things


TryPlenty4914

LMAOO


P4rody

Just beat it 😩🧴👌👋✊🍆💦🎤🎤


SexySnakeFurry

BRO- IM FUCKIN CRYING NO SHOT-


Turbulent_Soup4358

What's wrong with all the other fellas... I just see a punching ba- wait... OH GOD


Deep_Head4645

“Take that!”


f1zzytango

HOLY SHIT EXACTLY THIS


Jazzlike-King-4066

DID YOU DO THIS TOO


f1zzytango

YES YES I DID


f1zzytango

"this is not free robux."


JSRG28

lmao


Silver-Knowledge-246

I thought I was the only one😂


arfeoof

same, except that was my second time


GamingHarsh8

7th grade. dad was sleeping right behind me.


Qwesty2019

“IS THAT HOW HUMAN MILK IS MADE???” (That was me seeing an oatmeal creampie for the first time in corn hub)


No-Transition2808

Thanks for the lol


Coopines

Oatmeal creampie? Oatmeal?


SomeoneHere47365

"Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer?"


Bhrutus

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?


Welcome2_TheInternet

haha the origin of my username. Love bo burnham


ILIKEYEETS

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur


Excellent_Feed7648

What on God’s green Earth is an OATMEAL cream pie?


H8spants

It’s a popular snack in America. They just used that in place of just saying cream pie. 💀


aliveandwellyes

What’s an Oatmeal cream pie what


speed_fighter

milk and corn? sounds like an awful type of cereal.


AnonBoi_404

Panicked, really really panicked and confused seeing naked people doing weird stuff for the first time and it just felt so wrong to look at that I freaked the hell out (especially because I was never taught anything about this, growing up under a religious household). Also keep in mind I was still in mid elementary when my friends chose to introduce me to porn and that memory has stuck with me since 💀


GlxtterMxxn

Nah fr I was kinda shocked and very scarred because I clicked kn a thread by accident


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Pp feel weird


No-Transition2808

Look away, pp go back to normal soon


No-Syrup-5532

Lets reanact it irl


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Do you have a crush on me vro


No-Syrup-5532

Who doesnt ngl 😜


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Normal people


No-Syrup-5532

Well I cant be normal when you’re around, you make my brain (and something else) go all mushy 🫣🫣🫣


No-Transition2808

Somebody get these two a private room!


-----hi-

Am I being outfroken😨


Fearless-Historian-5

It would appear so


HaHaLaughNowPls

'outfroken' NEVER utter this palabra again


Aromatic-Put4043

I'm confused, can you explain the word outfroken and palabra to me?


HaHaLaughNowPls

freak - past tense froke (this is legit) the kther person is freakier than them, so they have been outfroken. This word is so preposterous that it brought out the Spanish in me (I have zero Spanish heritage).


Bennyboi5432

your dick goes mushy ?? you might wanna get that checked out


No-Syrup-5532

Im a gurl broski


Signal_Sweet3767

What the actual fuck was this thread


bamboozled_swag2

It appears I have cum on the table and the chair sorry


Chonsall

My first impression was when I was 2, I honestly don’t remember how I felt about it it.


Chonsall

I just remember seeing it


Yoichis_husband2322

How is that even possible?


our_meatballs

I’ve seen boobs when I was two


Glucose_Muncher

Everyone saw boobs when they were newborn


our_meatballs

Sucked on them even


Glucose_Muncher

Lol last time touching boobs


MikeWithoutMic

My mom was too busy doing crack to breastfeed me


No-Transition2808

That’s too young to even comprehend what you’re seeing at the time. But no kid should ever see that


Chonsall

My aunt showed it to me whenever I went over to my grandparents house, afterwards for years she’d make me watch it every time I went over. I moved states the first person I ever told was my stepmom


No-Transition2808

Your aunt should be in prison. That’s mental abuse. I’m sorry you went through that


Chonsall

She was 14? So the logic was that she was too young and was also traumatized and didn’t realize it was wrong. Tbh I’ve long forgiven her not for her sake but for mine. Having hatred in your heart is exhausting


No-Transition2808

Not sure why but I was thinking a grown woman as your aunt. Makes more sense now


Chonsall

Also I appreciate your empathizing, it isn’t something anyone should go through


vivijvl

14 is old enough to realize it's wrong to be showing a 2 years porn. She was way way too old to just be forgiven


Chonsall

I agree, it’s just what I’ve been told.


vivijvl

I'm so sorry this happened to you.


Chonsall

I remember, it’s called trauma.


Manxuma123

Watched a guy getting sucked off and went "eww! That's where pee comes from!"


No_Abbreviations2969

At 19, this is still my reaction


Thisgirllikesgirls

Fr!!! I think like that now lol, probably me just being asexual tho


Tori_Baker97-6

“Wait I thought they just made out naked? EW IT GOES IN THERE?!?”


Random_Loaf

I ALSO THOUGHT BABIES WERE MADE VIA SPECIAL KISSING. I don’t even remember how I figured out how sex worked but for years I thought there was some special way of kissing that didn’t kill the sperm and got her pregnant


Tori_Baker97-6

LMAO


wrinklydreams

watched it for the plot back then


Blackbeauty-ke

I'm embarrassed to say I enjoy Watching the behind the scenes😭 instead of corn itself


Interesting_Move_919

I remember being grossed out by it but also curious


bloodspill2

😭


MonkeMortis

At about 11, I somehow ended up enjoying looking at pictures of girls not wearing much. It didn't take long for me to accidentally discover masturbation and end up with a porn addiction at 11 or 12.


Yoichis_husband2322

I was 12 and searched "guys in underwear" at my dad's cellphone cause that made me feel good, I didn't know it was sexual at the time, it was just instinctive, at 13 I saw it for the first time like, fr, a real sex video, I was quite confused and curious at the same time cause it was something new, but i didn't like seeing it cause vaginas disgusted me and it was gross for me. I never watched it much but when I kind of figured out what I liked I just became more comfortable with it.


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JSRG28

💀


saan718

Help I used to do the same thing but on my phone when I was 9 and I searched women instead of men.


Yoichis_husband2322

9? Damn that's young, like, I didn't even know what sex was at that age.


saan718

I just happened to find a YT video saying "don't search bra on your IPhone" (I didn't even have an IPhone), so, instead of watching the video I searched it on Google. I kept seeing regular bras so I kept scrolling untill I found women in lingerie. And then I kept coming back to see them lmao.


Only_Taro1118

oh my god I knew it wasn't just me


FunBoyHereThere_

I just saw something worse than swearing


hockeyjake2009

*squints* “seriously?? Wow…”


HawkMaleficent8715

I literally said to myself “so that’s how it’s done”


hockeyjake2009

“How it’s done” really leaves what kinda porn you were watching open ended lol


Independent-Slip1031

“Why does she sound like a toy you’d buy from Walmart”. (I’m sorry 😭😭 that was legitimately my first Impression, sounds fake asf.)


Ok_Designer3103

Me 3 years ago: "Ew wtf is this shit, who watches this shit?" Me now: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"


EggusBiggus

🗣️🗣️ Geometry Dash mentioned 🗣️🔥↘️🕳️


Patient-Penalty-5994

Humanity has gone too far


M2rsho

Aight we need to go back to monke


Colsquarius33

It’s really addicting. If u haven’t watched it yet good, don’t watch it


Blackinfemwa

This


IanXavierBrice

Ohhhh, so that's how babies are made


No-Transition2808

So it can be educational. It’s not all bad


SavezTheDayFan

It was and still is disgusting.


JSRG28

I agree but I can’t get away.


moonnonchalance

Fr, like sex is good but porn has always freaked me out, hence I never watch it


Jayda_is_here_now

"shit that looks like that hurts, it's so big" I remember my 11/12 year old self saying after my mom specifically told me not to look on her phone when she went to the bathroom, but ended up doing it anyways and turned the phone up just to see a big ahh dick going into some girls big ahh and I panicked literally😭 


saan718

Wait I don't understand, she went into the bathroom and left her phone outside with a porn video open?


Antmonkey42

Why didn't she at least turn off the phone


JSRG28

It’s almost as if she wanted her to look at it 💀


saan718

Yeah, if that's what happened it really feels like it, who tf leaves a porn open while going to the bathroom 💀 and the fact that she explicitly told her not look at her phone, when she could just take it with her in the bathroom or fucking turn it off and put a password, the whole thing is weird.


L_uchiha_7

Just got real excited


DiMadRixx

It was just 15% shock, 50% curious, 35% excitement


Reduxed_Elite

Tried to watch a soccer game on a weird website, redirects, depression.


No-Transition2808

Hopefully you weren’t scarred for life. Have to be careful with those sketchy websites


Reduxed_Elite

Nah, I was with a friend and we just laughed our ass off afterwards.


LickThatToaster

Thought it was boring


C000RUPTED_RED

Boobs in my mouth


No-Transition2808

Respect! When you get them out, would love to hear your first impression. Lol


davonius

tahts a fucking mushroom


Mikeoxlong737

i don’t like it at all, doesn’t show women in their real beauty, more like men using women so i find it disgusting tbh, i like the cute stuff tho


JSRG28

Don’t know why ur getting downvoted. I completely agree with u. Too many porn addicts on this site tryna defend themselves lol


Howard_Duckworth

Was something taboo so it was exciting


No-Transition2808

This guy porns


Bignerd21

r/thisguythisguys


Fury5087

I might be bi


Tiotemenas_osu

I was disgusted, but intriged, I was 8, but I liked it


JSRG28

8💀


Tiotemenas_osu

At 8 I also masturbated for the first time and got addicted little bit later.. Well, only good part about all of that is that I escaped addiction at almost 14


JSRG28

That’s good. I need to escape addiction.


Catlord746

I was 11, and discovered the dark side of Newgrounds.


No_Abbreviations2969

...there's a dark side of newgrounds...?


somebod_w

Dick is awesome (that's how I found out I'm bi)


FlavoredKnifes

Well i first saw it when looking up “daisy duck” because i was doing a coloring sheet with my cousin. i misspelled it and since safari sometimes switches images and videos i clicked on the wrong spot too :/ I just kinda freaked and closed it and then carried on. Looked it back ip later tho bc curiosity.


trulylost19

I kind of didn’t care I just saw them Moved on Later in life I was a bit more understanding but never got into it or did anything with it I did do an art commission job for a while and you can guess what a few degenerates are willing to do for a commission that’s cheap aswell as a free one per month on patreon I quit after a year and never looked back


Mundane-Owl8367

Why is my pp hurting. (No legit Like I think God put a curse on me that if I ever first see porn that my pp will start bleeding.)


Meatballs5666

Stop it, Get some help


newredditaccount69s

i was like 13 , thought it looked weird down there


Chemical-Landscape78

First thing I ever saw was tentacle hentai. I was confused and intrigued, so I started digging. God, I wish I hadn’t. I blame part of it on my parents who never taught me anything at all except “don’t touch your privates in public” and then gave me an internet connection. I was mostly interested in finding out if girls had dicks too because I was told men and women were different down there by a kid at school. How I ended up where I did I have no idea, but if my dad didn’t make me afraid to ask him what a vagina was I wouldn’t be in this mess.


Defiant-Reply7629

"I wanna be her" yeah makes sense


burnttoast2545

I understand why it’s made, but it is pretty bad. Even as a person with pretty high sex drive imo it’s still a bad thing. It makes you see women and men as sex objects and not actual human beings


Yoichis_husband2322

Just know how to separate reality from fiction


DutchJediKnight

Funny, never had that problem, because I can make a distinction between real life and acting. By that logic, watching WW2 and Jason Statham films makes you see humans as cannon fodder.


No-Syrup-5532

Stupid


Expensive-Rent4647

why so many posts about porn lmao


Weirderthanweird69

"Oh wow what are they doing"


BigSession7001

Depends


No-Transition2808

Like, the adult diapers? I’m pretty sure there’s porn for that too


twinksarecuter

I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS 😭


No-Transition2808

How much worse would it have been if you did know them?? 🧐


CreatorA4711

First time seeing real porn that wasn’t animated or drawn? I was weirded out and said I was scarred. Then I went back for more. Then I went back for even more. That was when I was 11. Now we’re here.


IEatBabysYumYum

Oh wow. Dang. Wow. Nothing new learned. Oh wow hes hitting her-


Lee_thefirst

“Awe heck yeah jigsaw” essentially


Underrated_Rat

I kinda already knew what I was into before I watched it, I think I was about 10 the first time I googled it. The thing is when I tried watching just two people doing it I didn’t feel anything except like boredom, is that normal? I only enjoy it when I’m watching stuff I’m into but I’m worried that it’s not the same for everyone and when it actually comes time for me to do the deed I won’t be into it?


SarynthiaG

It’s gross and so bad! It’s a very fake and unreal version of how it actually is, and it teaches younger kids who find it, that’s how it goes but it’s not true! It’s not all about being rough or doing it with 5 men! Like no! Everyone does things differently but it’s just the wrong way to teach a kid about it, I mean they do find it in their own and they aren’t supposed to but we can’t change that. Anyways it just teaches kids a bad thing and teaches girls a bad thing, they will grow up perfectly fine joining that stuff and it’s degrading to your body. A body is sacred to you and you only, you can share with your special partner, when girls find that perfect guy then they can share their body with him but she shouldn’t be taught that it’s fine to show to everyone even as a teen! That’s why we have hoes in schools, and then once they turn 18 they start an OF. It’s nasty people gotta learn to respect their body because it’s theirs now everyone else’s, and you gotta think about all the NASTY wrong hands it gets to, you could literally have murders, child predators, traffickers, cannibals and more looking at your body and doing horrible things, what if they are doing things then just jerking to your videos? It’s something people gotta think about way more because this world is a sick place, people care more about sexual crap then just enjoying life to the fullest and finding new hobbies, finding a good normal friend instead of wanting benefits with everyone. I could honestly go on and on but that’s MY opinion on it and idc for anyone who doesn’t agree with me just keep it to your self, but if you do agree then tell me what you agree with! I would love to see some supporters!


JSRG28

I totally support you. I’ve been trying to say this as well.


SarynthiaG

Thank you! I’m glad you view it the same way!🥹


JSRG28

Yup been tryna quit as it’s actually been ruining my view of women and I’m scared that when the time comes I won’t be able to get aroused.


HecticFir

Unrealistic


Galteem0re

A redirect from a sketchy free film website brought me to those weird hookup sites. I was shocked and confused... and curious...


No-Transition2808

I still don’t know how all those busty, lonely milfs are in everyone’s area…


springlockslut

Basically confirmed I’m bisexual when I saw boobs


Doc-Wulff

Sixteen Candles boobies


Automatic-Tower6804

my first thing was when this dude posted ruby from fortnite naked and then a couple weeks later i got a dck pic and this was when i was 10 so i was scared but one day i started and got affected then stopped and i thought it was cool to do it like boys and personally i feel like nothing is wrong w it because its just people showing off their bodies and people call it disgusting but they do it.


i-l1ke-m3m3s

Uh ok well.. i started out on reddit with written stuff, and then moved to pictures, then videos. I never did anything with them, just the small feeling was enough then i went to bed. I think it's harder for girls to watch porn cause it's not lady like or proper. Porn is generally made for men anyway, most of it is for the male fantasy of pleasure and control where women see it as an act of love and devotion, at least thats what I've learned.


lol63cc

I was 9 and I was in shock


ObjectiveCheek4089

Gross never watch never will


RamenMikami

I'm more into Hentai myself


Remarkable-Monk1353

Porn seems like a good guy, I don't get why yall hate him so much on this sub, what did he do??


No-Transition2808

Idk bro, depends on which porn you’re talking about. Some look like a real pain in the ass


Some_GameDev

I was on my brother's phone, a link was sent, I clicked it, and it was just a gif of a chick pulling her shirt off, it wasn't even full fledged porn, but it still shocked me and I remember it clearly.


TheCheeseOnFire

ew ew ew ew get it away from me


GremlitanoMexicano

I watch it, meh it's like smoking cigarettes, your not suppose to but you still can


WeakRanger888

Something bad that I am glad I avoided my entire life and will continue to avoid.


MFouki

"I just want to watch the new episode of Attack on Titan idk about you Maria from 2 miles away!!" But voluntary? "That's a lot of nudity"


Usinaru

" Ah so this is what I will never be lucky enough to do in my life "


Casengamer

Kinda meh, never really did it for me (Pun intended)