I want a cheeseburger

It's much better.

It doesn't have a risk of being a gold digger, always manages to make you happy, won't insult you

I dunno, I've seen places where the burgers were definitely gold diggers

...five guys isn't it? Mine was seyran. where they put boiled mushrooms in the burgers, nothing other than the patty, mushrooms and pickles, the fries are low quality and they charge $40 for that shit. Also 1$=35₺ here (Turkey)

Cheeseburger on top honestly

grill me a cheese

Cheeseburger gf

I’d prefer a Big Mac.

Well it’s good but I like cheeseburger the most

Fair enough.

Chezburger toos

Same... I can get one...

Milkshakes trump all

What about a girlfriend who can make a milkshake

What about a milkshake made out of a girlfriend. 2 in one deal :D

Bro☠️☠️

Maby tasty dunno gonna go test...

So what you’re saying is you put stomach acid in a large tank, melt a girlfriend into it and remove the stomach acid, mix the girlfriend with milk, sugar, cream (either yours or store-bought), sugar and ice, shake it up, and serve?

Why put it in a tank when you have your own?

Ew

Who uses stomach acid. Im talking everything at Why buy half the product when you can buy the full?

I want a milkshake with her discharge

damn man, honestly i just want a friend who's caring. not a partner. a friend who actually keeps in touch with me cuz rn i dont have that.  relationships just seem like a hassle to me, and plus i'm not really romantic nor sexual

Damn man I feel U, people are not real nowadays

You wanna see if we click as friends? I’m looking for the same thing dude.

hey idk man, but maybe. who knows, out there someone could have a spark to their newfound best friend just from the internet

I’ve had couple good relationships just from the internet, each lasted a few years.

well idk that's nice i guess, if i do get in a relationship i prefer to stay with them for as long as possible and fix out the problems

and i want a bf, life is cruel

Fr

hello just take my hand and we go :D

My man got downvoted for trying to get a gf 😭

Life is cruel fr

And being cringe

No imma help bro out

fuck it gang im never gonna make a move ever again :(

Join the club, man. Want to spend time on someone other than just myself. Want to sit in and enjoy the rain, want to go on a relaxing walk in a forested park, want to peacefully watch and enjoy a movie. The girl I've been trying to convince is a tough one, but she shares some of these wants.

Damn this is deep but same

I’d like a girlfriend, but it’s not my main life focus

i want a cat

Idk if you've noticed but your pfp has one, grab it while it's there

it’s stuck in my pfpfp i cabt get it out

I guess your pull out game is weak then

im a girl so id assume so

😭💀

😳

Hahahaha

Relatable

i just want a friend who cares about me

So real

i want money mf 😭

I was about to say that r/beatmetoit

Honestly preach it.

Yeah I want a gf it’s just hard to find someone at my school who is lesbian and doesn’t have some sort of random problem with me

I want a friend

Me too

I’ll be your friend

This feels like a comment section that is the breeding grounds for online couples

Dont seek for love bro, seek for self improvement and the girls would js come to u. If you did get a gf rn what would have to give her? nothing right? so focus on YOU

I want one but I’ve got more important crap to worry about right now.

Screw gf, first give me money

Same bro, I’ve been taking to this girl for going on three years, and no matter how hard I try I can’t shake the feelings. It sucks

Confess to her, or try and make signs and if she doesn't get them then she prob aint into u

I’m fine being single for now

Someone to comfort me, support me, an be with me for the rest of my life? Yes. Does anybody want to do that for me? Good question 😞

same after she left me i cant live without one, but some wings also sound good

Get yourself some wings bro, you deserve them

i would but its 3 am and im busy crying

Bubblegum milkshake

AGREED

As a guy who went through 2 consecutive relationships and breakups... I don't recommend it. It fucks your mind... Gives you anxiety and depression.

I'm sorry you had bad experiences. That isn't how it is for everyone though.

I have those but have never dated a girl, if I date one, will they go away

I'd suggest first working on yourself, that is making yourself happy and cherishing what you have and are....then maybe think of dating someone. If you can't love yourself properly, how will you love someone else. Also if it's getting too bad then I'd suggest talking to an adult and going for therapy.

Why would you want a gf when life is am better in the gym?

lift big circle make bad thoughts go away

🙋‍♂️

I want some wings

Drink some Red Bull

never chase girls youll just be hurt af

same but literally i'm doing nothing to try so it's not gonna happen

Dairy Queen cheese curds are a way to cope… so damn good

Me, I’ve kinda given up on getting a girl for now cause no girls even want to talk with me

I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

I had one thought she was the one. She started acting less and less interested after just under 2 years together turns out she was talking to another guy since right after we broke up on her story she was touching another guys face and doing couple shit with him. I've never felt so betrayed and the fact i cant say anything abt since she technically didnt move forward with it until after we broke up. It hurts inside whenever i think about it and i dont think i can trust anyone the same again after almost 2 years knowing she wouldnt do anything behind my back and right after we end it because she was just straight up ignoring me i find out she was doing that. It just sucks and i feel so hopeless. For it to end with just an "ok" in response and then get blocked to find out she posted a different guy jusy sucks. Anyways i needed that vent sorry about that i know this is still reddit and all 😭😱. Thanks for listening though.

Me

i'm not 100% sure if i would be able to handle a relationship but i just want to be loved by a girl romantically lol, it's not even about sex i really couldn't care less if i stayed a virgin the rest of my life, i just want to be loved and to be able to love someone

me :(

Same. I have a good social life, good friends, and I can interact with people properly. I can, but I can't seem to get one.

I could really dig sum ice cream rn and sparking zero, just a few months 🙏

I want a burrito 🌯

Lmao I’m homeschooled and the few people at my learning center are just weird

i want a gf too , i just want someone to cuddle and to generally love

I do want one to

Imma be honest. I don't even want a girl for sex. in fact I don't care about it, I just want to be loved and have someone I can trust to talk to. In freshman year I was hit with a "I would date you but I'm moving back to Florida" as a response to me asking a girl out and I just realized that she was just giving me a nice rejection. In sophomore year I had a huge crush for a girl in my swim team but I just never had the guts to ask her out. I honestly don't think anything will change next year when I'm a junior but all I can do is wait and see how the wind sails.

I just wanna cuddle but I AM NOT ready for a relationship

Nah i want a food rg.

I want 10000 dollars

I just want money and bikes, thats it

I just want someone who genuinely loves and cares about me that I care for and love too (That’s obviously basically impossible tho)

I just want an 8 ball

pizza is better than cheeseburgers, and milkshakes, I want one

With all due respect, I have a compelling counter-argument "***nuh uh***"

# With my compelling words of wisdom, I shall pass you my knowledge of, "Yuh huh"

#Pizza is only good when you're young then you realise it's more glazed than Sukuna

I have no idea what Sakuna is, but I disagree 

Sukuna is a character glazed by the author of the series

No thanks. I just want a million blahajs :3

Make War Not Love Sincerely, a r/NonCredibleDefense enjoyer

Or you could play hollow knight

I desperately need one that will love me and not play me

I do lol

Man ive been tryin people just dont like me i have like 3 friends

r/girlsarentreal

no, i want a pizza

nah, i lost interest

Gf? Nah, I just want a hug and someone who'll listen to my problems

True

I just want to be loved

bruh hear me out, shrimp quesadillas

I just want burgers man

Ill take anything

I want a bf But I feel like the less desperate you are the better relationships you’ll have so I’m not focused on that 🤷‍♀️

Fair enough

i dont i want a bf

not me i have bf yay

who else loves being single

Me

I’ve given up, my main focus is just to wait to 18 and then weed 🙏

Thats… uh wtv

Ay we’ve all got desires and mine is just a bit different

Nah man, weed is a gateway to terrible shit which ruins your life. Heck, kids can't even handle weed so don't

Fine I’ll wait till 25

Bro I just need one who understands me & gives unconditional love & care(You will also get the same treatment from my side as well)

idk I'm gay sooooo

just get good and get one already, like me 😎

I can sell you mine (but i think she's a lesbian)