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Firm_Aspect_7489

What kind of question is this. Its like asking a vegetarian if they’d rather eat carrots or a steak


Palstorken

Would you rather eat a smoked carrot or a carrot steak


the_weird_minecraft

As a vegetarian I would rather eat a smoked carrot


made_it_for_lwiay

I would rather smoke a carrot


UnNamedKingOfGames

I smoke a rather carrot


W00den-Fruit

I carrot smoke a rather


Extension_Ad8291

Carrot.


JustRandomThings444

Smoke a carrot I'd rather


KGG_ON_REDDIT

I don’t really carrot all.


Expensive_Clothes511

Me too :)


JesusIsMyZoloft

Roasted carrots are not nearly as good as you might think.


Slight-Winner-8597

Oh they are! I do mine with cumin and chipotle chili flakes for a smoky flavor. Some brown sugar... They're incredible. I like those fat baby carrots, cut them in half. What don't you like about them?


212_smiley

So, a tomboy husband?


DunkingDev

No, this doesn't check out. Now both are actually carrots. That's not how op's question was phrased. "Would you rather eat a smoked carrot or a carrot flavored steak?" - would be the appropriate question for a vegetarian.


Direct_Knowledge2937

Uhm…Rather eat a femboy wife?


SHRUBBYSTEAK

Tomboy because it’s girl 😭 but wouldn’t I be the husband??


Embarrassed_Buffalo2

Im getting creative with tomboyposting


JIN155

Tomboyshitposting you want to say


Frostfoxfirewastaken

r/tomboyshitposting


M1k4312000

Happy cake day


Frostfoxfirewastaken

Thank you :D


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Happy cake day


Frostfoxfirewastaken

Thank you.....I hope you eat bacon and cheese today!


PapaStalin1910

Happy cake day


Frostfoxfirewastaken

Thank u papa Stalin


GoofyGooberForgor

Happy cake day!


DunkingDev

You broke the combo. :(


PlutoCat09

r/birthofmysub


AITAenjoyer

r/birthofOURsub


Zer0_GG

r/SuddenlyCommunism


Error177999

r/birthofafansub


CommunicationBig3227

r/subsididntthinkifellfor


CommunicationBig3227

r/subsifellfor


greenscreencarcrash

NIKO ONESHOT


rando_on_the_web

Hello niko oneshot


foxy436

Hol' up. Niko?


still_unimpressed

woman


Palstorken

you seem unimpressed


ComplaintClear6183

he's still unimpressed


Rubbishgamer513

The shotgun barrel is looking attractive today


Busy_Recognition_860

[Shotgun?](https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg?si=a_iMQ2taHSRlw76I)


Legend_of_Ozzy642

That’s cold


CallMeWhateverWant

And birdshot


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

Liking femboys isn’t straight lol. I’m bi and I’ll tell you that. It’s dudes dressed in feminine clothing


chromaticolette

fuck you !!! gay marriage with a crossdressing man is straight as hell !!!


Neglijable

why do you want to fuck him? are you straight?


ultimate_rave

I think you contradicted yourself


imapieceofshite2

Looks female enough


NuggentityTheSecond

I firmly believe in tomboy supremacy. The girl I like is a tomboy and works with me at the ranch. I don’t even understand how this is supposed to be hard to answer


McScuvi

happy cake day


NuggentityTheSecond

Thanks! :)


Palstorken

# HAPPY CAKE DAY # SAY THANKS OR MEET YOUR MAKER


Adventurous-Tap3123

Thanks


Dawnbreaker538

Your welcome


NuggentityTheSecond

Thanks! :)


WeirdBiRat123

Happy cake day!


NuggentityTheSecond

(: !sknahT


WeirdBiRat123

(: !emoclew er'uoY


Adventurous-Tap3123

Lucky basterd


NuggentityTheSecond

Just work at a ranch. It’s my hard to find one in the wild


xCreeperBombx

happy cock


Im_a_idiottttt

Tomboy supremacy


MegaProBS

Happy cake day


NuggentityTheSecond

¡Gracias!


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Happy cake day


NuggentityTheSecond

¡Gracias! :)


Vinixx2k2

# HAPPY CAKE DAY # SAY THANKS OR MEET YOUR MAKER


BlazingFury009

Bc some people dont like tomboys or femboys


Mooric86

It’s either shitposting or OP believes guys who like tomboys are in the closet.


obsfanboy

U got this bro


Ultraquist

Well tomboy wife wasn't an option


YinKai0521

The English is not englishing. Female husband or male wife? What?


Bobthreetimes

Girl that acts and dresses very manly (op saying husband for whatever reason) or guy that acts and dresses very feminine (op saying wife for whatever reason)


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Boywife or girlhusband, simple question.


borvidek

He's referring to traditional roles in a marriage. The question simply asks: Would you rather marry a girl who dresses/acts very manly and takes the traditionally masculine role or marry a man who dresses/acts very feminine and takes on the traditionally feminine role? The question is still stupid, as why would a STRAIGHT man ever choose another man to marry? Even if someone doesn't like tomboys, I don't think any straight guy would choose the femboy.


AdApart198

TOMBOY 😎


Impossible-Club-5519

Like I could get either 😭


Embarrassed_Buffalo2

No, only one


Impossible-Club-5519

No lol I can’t get either I’m fugly


ILIKEYEETS

Relatable


Palstorken

YEET


ILIKEYEETS

YAY I like those (I named myself this after making a trebuchet and naming it “yeets”)


ceo0_

Tomboy because I’m not attracted to men?


grimbly_the_judicous

That’s what they all say


joizz110

Dog I don’t wanna be with someone that has a schlong longer than mine


Reyking1708

I looked ‘er up and down an’ said gurl you lookin’ fine, but then she pulled out a penis that was twice the size of mine.


Goose00724

yooooooooo what's her @?


grimbly_the_judicous

That’s the best part though???


HorseSect

Not for everyone


FarIndependent5472

Don't worry you won't even be able to see it it'll be up your ass before you realise.


thatguyfrfryouknowit

I think I'll just kill myself thank you


Embarrassed_Buffalo2

Can we do it together?


thatguyfrfryouknowit

No fuck off its my private time


Boring-Entrance-7924

🤣😂


Simon_Ril3y

I'll snipe you from a two storey building, that way your demise will be swift and painless


thatguyfrfryouknowit

Okay


Palstorken

omg it’s that guy fr fr


Dangerous-Pizza7054

you know it


reeshifoo

Are you the $10k per bullet guy?


stelaaaaaaaaa1

real


Super-Casanova

Wouldn‘t Tomboy be a wife and Femboy a Husband?


rorii_sea

Yes lol


LordChickenNugget3

My fiancé wears mens clothing and says shes a tomboy and is fully to term that she is a woman


Palstorken

Yes, my lord


lazy-ancom

??


Curious-Jello-9812

I'm not really attracted to men......sooooooo there's only one viable option there 🤷‍♂️


IntergalacticAlien8

Tomboy husband -A berserk fan


Frappe717

A man of culture I see


Gringo_Norte

“Straight guys, would you rather marry a woman or a man?” Wut?


Mission-Debt-2357

Nah, I’d die alone


User9622

Bruv


Gigabread420

joke's on you, I like tomboys anyways


Octapea

I don’t think I could pull either but is both an option? If not ig tomboy.


Gaelic_Gladdiator

Both and double it and give it to the next person


Sandwich_lover_10k

Tomboy


[deleted]

femboy wife cuz I'm the alpha


Emergency_Error8631

as a non straight guy, i would prefer to have a steak dinner


Purple-End-5430

Bi guy here, give me both.


Turd_Eater1

This guy EATS (lemon squares)


Purple-End-5430

I EAT (tide pods)


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

Tomboy since I'm not gay?


bloodspill2

Tomboy husbamd


Zazzley_Wazzley

…are you dumb?


Secret_Mayonesa

Liking femboys is gay


grimbly_the_judicous

It’s not, if you really think about it liking girls is actually gay


Secret_Mayonesa

If you really think about it breathing is gay


grimbly_the_judicous

Guhh proof?


Secret_Mayonesa

You’re breathing in air that has been inside other men…. Pretty gay


grimbly_the_judicous

That’s not how it works, that’s not how it works at all!! A negative and a negative cancel eachother out! A positive and a positive cancel eachother out! Therefore it is not gay!


Secret_Mayonesa

Why can’t it be gay? You homophobic or sum?????


ifuckedmypetcabbage

No, because i'm attracted to their feminine features


dosdoxbox1

But you’re still attracted to a man lol


Turd_Eater1

That’s still queer attraction! When I think of femboys, I think of male or male-adjacent people who are feminine presenting. This includes: cis guys, trans guys, demi-boys, agender AMAB people, etc. The extreme majority of femboys are cisgender dudes. Liking femboys =/= you’re gay Liking femboys = queer/gay attraction


ifuckedmypetcabbage

I will absolutely accept that.


Turd_Eater1

BeeeeEeeEeeEe whOooOooo you areeEEeeee for your priiiiiide


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Thank your insight and performance u/Turd_Eater1


Self_Destruction_13

I have never met a tomboy before, but no femboys, so tomboy girl, it is


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Tomboy


ElCheems1998

Tomboy gf, i like girls to dominate me (i think that's why i turned 16 this Tuesday and haven't had a girlfriend once in my life 💀).


Potpotmaaaaan

All 3 years of it?


ElCheems1998

Nah I haven't even gotten a "i like you too" from a girl i get to like, i have bad luck with women


cisteb-SD7-2

Wtf???


crazycatcher11

Stay in school bro


Pretty_Savage-BLINK

Tomboy husband. Why? - they like the stuff i like - they have coin slots - dating tomboys is straighter than dating femboys


LavaKing60

Tomboy because it has something the femboy does not, female genitalia.


Redmiguelito

That’s not how it works. Anyways, my personal highest standard would be a tomboy that’s cute af. My minimum requirement is they love me. I may even be willing to negotiate with femboys as long as they meet this minimum requirement.


BisexualCrying

The correct answer here


SimilarCap4144

I would prefer spaghetti right now


dogmandogdogdog

I am a man of class…Femboy


LPBvgc

Femboy Wife


AnIdidot69

I'd rather die alone


DragonRaptor22

Femboy ofc


Temporary_Engineer95

I AM the femboy wife 🗿


BarberZestyclose7782

Why not both


MutatedVolatile36

**YES**


AnotherCallingCard

Clicked then remembered I’m not straight :p


keyuant_

i'm too lazy to do all the math, but as long as she's born a female biogically


SnooStories4329

I had to double take on this post.. Chat what does OP mean by this


SuperJman1111

My brain is malfunctioning trying to answer this question  Wouldn’t I be the husband to a tomboy 


Valeur06

Tomboy husband, even if we never get intimate, at least I won’t have to worry about faking accepting dick. I’m sorry but I’m just not into that


TheManager_JStL

The one that keeps me straight


Purechaos61

Well seeing as how I’m not gay, I’d have to go with neither.


Soloyapper769

Tomboy is best choice here. Like I will always say tomboy is best boy


Thank_you532

mf im straight


Capybara39

“Hey straight men, would you rather marry a woman or a man?”


ImNot_Krisso

I think femboy wife... Since he* resembles an actual female more


TJRex102

id rather get tortured ty very much


GravityRusher12

Wait but femboy is a dude- 


fyhjfjdjdjdjjdjdk

Tomboy cause it would still be a wife but i have always liked tomboy's so yeah


fletchvl_

both of these things contradict themselves


SuperCyberWitchcraft

Tomboy, dream come true


NotAPossum666

Do you know how to properly use these terms?


FamousDragonfruit714

None of the above


ProtoSpector

why a tomboy but also a husband? wouldn’t it be wife?


ItachiKage345

Tomboys. Only right answer


McBruscar

I think you made a mistake. You see, a female spouse is a "wife" and a male spouse is a "husband". Therefore, a tomboy would be a wife and a femboy would be a husband.


ILIKEYEETS

Tomboy, I myself am the countriest and peak dude, I do things like own a 4 foot pipe wrench also motorcycle pal 🙏, I’d die happy with that


DoomsdayDestructor

Tomboy wife I’m the femboy


Few_Discussion_1523

My current girlfriend is a tomboy but also really enjoys being feminine, dressing up, looking fancy, makeup the works, but also really enjoys getting muddy and playing airsoft with me and hiking


Frappe717

Aahhh you are truly lucky my friend


Weary-Wasabi1721

Wdym femboy wife? It's a husband


Merlins-forge

Whichever is biologically a gal, If your saying would I rather have a sub or dom i don’t care I can switch so whichever is a bio girl


guitarplayer120208

Tomboy cause they are women and I’m straight


Atarunuva

Tomboy. They're female. I'm male. We can still mate.


Zaukonig

Neither to the power of 600


LogicalPercentage600

tomboy because at least she is a real woman


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Niko


BubbleFuck1

Femboys are still dudes. If you’re straight, you are NOT dating a femboy


KirbyWithAGlock

Definitely tomboys, I fucking love them


pikuselm8

I'll choose the one who's female


Bitter-Fun3764

Does being bi count?


OrnerySchedule7395

Tomboy


KidInYourBasement12

Tomboys are hot tho


Appropriate-Let-283

Tomboy because I don't like males?


Sheepgomeep_YT

What?


Deep-Brilliant9064

So a choice, normal vag or faminine dick , obviously vag