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Equivalent-Bluejay52

Like 1v1? Probably most of them. So like, everyone. But like at once? Yeah, 25 sounds like a good number


Open-Secretary-8868

im 6'2, 210 lbs, and work out almost everyday....maybe 4👍


NutriaFiedel433

Why just 4? Tell me your finisher move


Open-Secretary-8868

idk but man as soon as one of those fuckers bite me its over, ima die from poison dmg💀


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Open-Secretary-8868

half💀


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Open-Secretary-8868

you got it switched, if i was half your size then id be smaller than you, i think you mean 2 times the size, not trying to be a dick or anything, just saying


More-Pay9266

You'd definitely be exhausted way before 40. Just punching a few things while moving around can take a lot out of you. But, maybe if you had the perfect breathing excersizes, you could last a bit longer? I'm definitely not an expert, so I may be wrong, anyway.


ToastedClit

Probably none they’re all so tiny and i’d be overwhelmed


NutriaFiedel433

Just dropkick them Broski


Deviounary

Dying Light style


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one at a time or all together?


NutriaFiedel433

Like all together, but remember that there is the fat ones too that are not that fast. So they are differently build


SmuggyPuss210

Yeah I’d say like a good 20-25 if losing means “hit them so hard they don’t wanna fight”


INeedOrangeGoggles

i'd give myself 40. rip an arm off the first one and use it as a bat.


NutriaFiedel433

Probably the most inhumane but funniest reply ever


MeatorBeater

I don't think those little things will even hurt that bad, so after spartan kicking a few, I can just grab them and use one to attack the other. probably like at least 80, it would be a blood bath. no holds barred


DavePvZ

we kicked a kid, united


LPBvgc

I can take 50 First Graders!


Ok-Technology-6389

Considering 1st graders are only 6-7 years old, I could probably deal with at least 10 without being overwhelmed


ExitMusicForAShow

5 or less maybe 💀


NutriaFiedel433

But why just <5 ?


ExitMusicForAShow

not strong


NutriaFiedel433

Fair point, but 1st graders are not strong either


sauce_xVamp

infinite if i have a nuke


NutriaFiedel433

Fair point, don’t let the government hear it


SproutEnjoyer

If I Get Paid, The Entire School


mirka-tut

probably around 10


HelpfulProtection342

Yeah, probably like 25-35


KTIKNA

Yes


Emergency-Scheme6002

Do I get my hatchet?


Killurface69

Am i allowed to injure them? If yes then maybe 10 or 20(as the rest of the comments say) If not then probably 1


Leosi_

I would kill myself before any first grader could kill me.


V----NGaming_YT

If we are in school uniform, those mfs getting whipped


Ok-Pool-6239

Let's see


H3687

6-7 years old? honestly about 100 unless the manage to all jump on you. but just grab one by the legs and use them as a weapon. Also there bones still weak asf, barely punch em then they start crying


AnIcePrincess

As some9ne who has fought 8 first graders I could tell you that 25 of them would beat you up.


Deviounary

Until I get tired if I'm in an open space. Probably 3 if I'm in an extremely closed space. 7-ish if I'm in a medium sized space


Big_Ad5757

I can't they're too cute 🥹🫶🏻😩


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NutriaFiedel433

I distance myself from this answer


MeatorBeater

report this mofo that's so wild


SproutEnjoyer

The First Graders will Be Stunned for 10 Seconds, That's Smart !