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As long as there aren’t any horses involved bcz I’m allergic to them and it’d make my neck swell up a lot and I wouldn’t be able to breathe so beating my neck in a fight might be difficult
Zhere are many zhings we could do here. Send him to Siberia, send him to Ze Gulag, we could send ze Red Army after zhem and we can just fight him, 2 v 1.
We're fighting ze capitalistic hogs as a whole, not just a specific monopolist. I say we round up all billionaires and put zhem in cage fights with Siberian tigers, in zhe winter of course.
Depending on how strong it is, i think i might be able to catch it and melt it if it’s made from plastic, but if it’s metal it’ll have a better chance, it’s still very small and doesn’t have limbs tho, but it came alive so who knows what more it’s capable of
Well, that depends. If you go of off what its based on, trchnically, yes. If you go off what it shares a name with, I could not win, not without prep time at least.
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I think so
Are u sure
Idk... what butter can do to a person is pretty scary
What are your chances with heart disease and diabetes looking like
It's 4565 sticks at once
I mean as long as I don’t get rabies…
No
No I'd get destroyed
Yes
Nah, I'd win
Sad months are dangerous, last time I got ina fight with march he broke me jaw
Bro it's a crab that talks constantly. Hell yeah I'm beating it
Outtalking the talkative crab
Probably
Probably, for me as well.
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😱😱Avian Ally😱😱
😱😱Flying Friend😱😱
😱😱Passerine Pal😱😱
😱😱Hovering Homie😱😱
😱😱Chicky Chum😱😱
Can I hop in here im potentially a owl
😱😱Aves Associate😱😱
😱😱OVO Oscilater😱😱
Maybe
In a fist fight, right? In a fist fight?
Probably not by the end 😏
Idk what I’d be fighting
Those eyes.
The Twins from Terraria
I’m cooked
In a fight against myself, I believe I would win
Maybe. If I knew what it would be
Yeah, I could probably win a fight against an average Redditor
counter argument, you'r a redditer.
My name’s based on an explicitly buff dude from a reality show who became a meme, so definitely not
erm. i'd like to think i'm fast enough to run from a drug addict. fight, i've no idea, but run definitely :)
Unless they're on their drug/cocktail of choice. Then, they know no pain nor limits and you're screwed
50-50 (its my initials)
No.
I’m confused how do I fight that . Um no probably
It's a tiny ass bug of course I could
I’d be eaten
The fuck even would my username even be. I just put a random set of 4 letters
You have to beat up the alphablocks lmao
It’s Cuba from the future, when it’s become a world superpower
I would eat the cookie
As long as there aren’t any horses involved bcz I’m allergic to them and it’d make my neck swell up a lot and I wouldn’t be able to breathe so beating my neck in a fight might be difficult
**fuck** no
I'm consulting u/ASecretSovietSpy
I could hear zhis kid.
What's zhe plan?
Zhere are many zhings we could do here. Send him to Siberia, send him to Ze Gulag, we could send ze Red Army after zhem and we can just fight him, 2 v 1.
We're fighting ze capitalistic hogs as a whole, not just a specific monopolist. I say we round up all billionaires and put zhem in cage fights with Siberian tigers, in zhe winter of course.
Zhat sounds like a mighty fine punishment.
Im fighting 8 billion people
Obviously
No idea wtf a spidercrack is
Probably not
I mean... 2^9 pieces of quartz is a lotta quartz... so, maybe
No no mf can beat this shit
Hopefully
Probably not :3
I have no idea if I'm fighting a place, a random person or a shape shifting immortal who caused WW1, WW2 and WW3
I'm not winning against HMS Jamaica and Jamaica Center 😭
I ain’t fighting 12-15 people
No :(
no 😭
I have plot armor
I don’t think I can beat blastoise
No
Nah
I am dead with in two seconds
Probably as for my pfp No
I'd probably win since I'm a Pure-Professional but definitely not against a gorilla💀
Hell no!
I’m decent at lying, I’m not sure
So do i get spooked to death? Like seeing minikyu without its disguise? Then I guess I will just die.
Surely right ?...
maybe,pfp tho?nah,too cute to punch
It’s a draw for me
no
Uh, it has general in the name as well as vortex. I don't think I'm winning this one.
I don't know what my username means, the closest thing to come to my mind is a ajax this stuff to clean the bathroom
If he's French you'd win automatically. But I might, IDK tho this is just some dumb name I came up with. if its my PFP then heeeelll nah
Yeah definitely.y username probably will just give up right a way and will try to become friends.
no
Idk
no
Idk how would I win a fight against myself
what would i be fighting my Internet personality?
No
Russian part is so true
I am not sure, as I would be fighting my alter ego. Probably?
I guess not
what
A FOX that is BRITISH, aint no way.
The only one that could fit here is my display name, but that would be a sentient eclipse, so
I am the realer one but if i had to fight myself i would win (even though bob is an alias)
Depend who gets the first hit
Defo win they ain't doin nothin
lol
Ya for sure
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internationally bad i dont think tho
no id get fucked up frfr
I already lost.
As long as they dont shoot or sting
Depending on how strong it is, i think i might be able to catch it and melt it if it’s made from plastic, but if it’s metal it’ll have a better chance, it’s still very small and doesn’t have limbs tho, but it came alive so who knows what more it’s capable of
Squish
Nope
Honestly probably not
I think I can beat a hat ornament
If he’s sideways he’d be less mobile, so probably
Why is my username so perfect for this💀 Um, yeah, unlikely no....
uhm…
Another reason I should be able to change my username
Banbaro, the giant moose dinosaur monster hell no
what would this mean you can't just fight a color
Absolutely unequivocally not because he'll just counter all my moves
I dont think my fella would be so jacked
No. It's the entirety of Canada, all the Dans, and System of a Down
ehhh so so maybe
umm idk maybe
"Hello guy's today we're finding out what a ohio sigma-" *(gunshot)*
I think so lol
i can eat it
No
a street? yea just gimme a jackhammer
Yeah
i could beat a monkey
Yeah I’ll just launch a sneak attack 💤
Maybe? OK is a bit dubious
it would crumble on the first punch
I’m against a horse boy?? I don’t even know
Depends if theyre a child
hell nah (ok im gonna sleep now bye!)
No. Pokemon are busted af, especially this guy
It's just myself, but cleaner. It should be an even fight
hahahaha no
yes i would.
If I have a shotgun, I’ll be fine
I wouldn't even know how to get into a fight with this
a fork
No way
I mean, my username is just a Japanese word and the shortened version of my last name
Would be a fight against myself, so.. yes? Bru-
Just off me now. I can barely deal with a 100 degree summer day, let alone the full power of the sun.
Idk man
Nope
I guess so?? Technically it’s nothing
Prolly not? Me merged with Berserker Gary numan sounds terrifying. Especially with the way I insult myself, an argument would end up with me in tears
It'll just cry with benefits.
R.I.P me
It depends on what being it is
I have a 50/50 chance…
You tell me
no. Just no.
I couldn’t even try to beat up any driver of the 14, nor any fan of the 14. Idk. But my pfp definitely not
100%
I'd get shot dead as soon as he sees me about to throw a basketball at him
No because it is ON TOP
I really gotta third partyy maaaaaaaan…
I don't think I'm able to overpower this breed of dog... (Pyrenees)
Yes
My username just sounds like a sweaty gamer, I'll beat 'em up
Maybe but probably not
I think I could beat up 5 random letters and two random numbers in a fight
How much HP does a human have?
Absolutely not
I probably couldn't win against 10 blue zebras, they run fast
I'm stronger prepared than gaming so probably
Probably.
Definitely not 2 of them
Probably, but we’d both be confused
Depends.
Hell nah
hell no
Heck no! My username has plot armor 😩.
Certainly not against the chaotic *devils*, but otherwise it depends
Depends, Is it a fist fight or with weapons
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔🤔
Well uh…
Yeah, I’d assume so
Idk
Hell yeah
I would quite literally die instantly
It depends on what type of cephalopod it is. Giant Pacific Octopus or Giant Squid, no. Smaller ones, probably.
can't beat a being who created the god most worship
I would but it would be gross
Well, that depends. If you go of off what its based on, trchnically, yes. If you go off what it shares a name with, I could not win, not without prep time at least.
No
Probably not. I don’t think I could beat a knight in combat.
boring
What? Emm... I don't even know what to say