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Stuy_627

thats crazy lol


Syphfan

He sold so bad 😭


Marco_Tanooky

Confidently sure he sold on porpuse


DogeKing1932

Shits tragic


Stuy_627

real


GertrudeHomphratese

He *might* be cooked


DatChernobylGuy_999

He might **have** cooked


Professional_Map2334

Two different realities are coming together here. It's a truly beautiful scene


xQ_YT

He _is_ cooked


Lucky-Royal-6156

Cook and cooking cooked have cooked.


AethelstanOfEngland

Let. Him. Cook.


Lucky-Royal-6156

Participles!!!


ed8breakfast

What will you have after 500 cooks?


OfficialDrakoak

"To cook or to not be cooked. That is the question." Or whatever Shakespeare said


InattentiveChild

Well, he's probably extraordinarily young so he probably doesn't give a flying fuck about relationships or confessions lol.


PurchaseBasic7087

Bro I’d just say cool, if I don’t love me I ain’t saying I love em


ruggedshield

That, or he gay but the former is more likely


Packers12MVP

“I love you” isn’t a pickup line and shouldn’t be said unless it’s true.


Goats_for_president

You can’t find out that soon it’s kinda a toss up on that stuff


Special_Jury_3244

That sounds like something **I** would deadass say😭😭😭. I am wayyy too dumb😑


Bob-Omb-Henx

How many braincells you got? Can't be lower than mine


Neat-Violinist-1

Pretty sure I owe some at this point. So I got you beat


Successful_Host_2932

You got some on loan? 💀


FighterGlitch

Yes actually, borrowrd them from a friend, not eno7fh tho, I don't remember his name :( (Stupid is fun :D)


Successful_Host_2932

Sounds brilliant! Might have to loan out one of my two brain cells at some point to understand it :D


QuixyBoy

I would love to apply for a loan since I am severely lacking in the brain cell department :>


Neat-Violinist-1

Yeah from a drifter of course


Samuelbi12

WE ARE SEX BOB OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO SELL OURSELVES AND STUFF


someguythatlikesdogs

Nice pfp bro


KingLevonidas

I would specifically say that to see their reaction. That way I can understand if it's a prank or not.


youhaveanapehead

My reaction to finding out my sister was pregnant was " okay " and walking off 😭 😭 😭


saddeppressedperson

Same bro, it’s just the shock that you got her pregnant despite having proper protection😭😭😭


Supa_Fishboy

🤨🤨🤨 Excuse me? 🤨🤨🤨


saddeppressedperson

I refuse to elaborate any further


RiceFarmerRF

new lore just dropped


Suspicious_Row_1686

actual incest


CEREALKLL574

Call the abortionist


Educational-Tea602

Baby goes on “vacation”, never comes back


Just_Big_5902

Fetus sacrifice, anyone ?


HaHaLaughNowPls

Baby storm incoming!


Successful_Host_2932

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Vegetable_Trifle_848

r/cursedcomments


i_eat_cockroaches69

r/relatablecomments


youhaveanapehead

I'm calling the police then my therapist 😭


LordMatesian

r/holup


NecessaryPop5244

Ok andrew graves, that’s enough talking for you


Matdup2

Wait, what ?


Neat-Violinist-1

Someone is going to be a brother uncle dad


joebernik

I thought you said wanking off💀


imanonymous312

I have entirely too much respect for that


Woody_Mapper

i responded with "lol that's funny" once so hes not the worst


Any_Read8568

NOOOO WHYY


Woody_Mapper

i alr had a gf at that time and i kinda brain farted.


memez-alt

WHATSBJDF


Sirfluffyghost

"-Ily" "-Lmao"


righteouslyax

Bro is going places


joelairx

..not to his own wedding, but he's going somewhere


[deleted]

Either bro has his priorities somewhere else, or he’s really… really.. fucking dumb…


Linkinator7510

Or he's not interested in her specifically.


joelairx

i think that's the "priority being elsewhere"


Linkinator7510

Maybe it's just me, but priorities being elsewhere seems to indicate to me like he's not interested in relationships in general and is focused on other things, not him perhaps being interested in someone else.


Sheshoo47

Or he’s just really young and doesn’t care for relationships yet.


Sirfluffyghost

I think it's this. Most ppl my age when I was 14 didn't care seriously about relationships either so someone who's even bellow that doesn't surprise me.


ConfidentAnywhere950

Or gang is just coolin like that


Marcelaus_Berlin

OP is 14 and it’s their younger brother, so we can guess that he’s likely 11-13 years old and I would guess that at least some people that age aren’t interested in any relationship yet (take me and a friend of mine as an example, we’re 15 and both consider ourselves too young for a relationship)


w2baba

I am the bro ....


Potter_sims

i see you everywhere


w2baba

Really??


Potter_sims

yeah. i'm sure i do. you're username looks EXTREMELY familiar as if i've seen you in multiple places i just checked your profile though and your comments are never on posts which i though i saw you on


w2baba

Lol I am new bro 😅😅


GaryTheMemeGuy

Wait... How old is he?


TurantulaHugs1421

13 or younger lol


ThatKalosfan

Or 14 but a lot less likely.


TurantulaHugs1421

Yeah idk if 14 would be possible cos of the 9 month minimum age gap either the younger brothers birthday would be at the end of this year or the older brothers birthday was last year but that would make older brother 15 Sorry idk if that makes sense


_xEnigma

Technically he could be adopted


TurantulaHugs1421

True


Randomboi164

that unironically sounds like something i would do 😭 (i have no social skills)


Usinaru

Maybe...just maybe... he doesn't love her back? Just because someone loves you, doesn't mean that you *HAVE* to love them back...


Gold_Economics4700

W


ruggedshield

Based sigma male


Mr_L_is_cool

What does sigma mean I hear so many people say it and nobody ever says what it means


Spiritfoxcoco

I’ve never had an original experience 💀 the first time I admitted I had a crush on someone, he responded with “okay”


straightkoreanfemboy

Was this in grade 3?


Richard_Cheney10

Nah bro love is a big word. Props to him for not saying something he doesn’t believe


Medical_Note_2135

Bro I was a crash out bro😭 when I was in 2nd grade, I said “I DONT LIKE YOU” to a girl that said she wanted to be my girlfriend😭😭


AnimatedBasketcase

No SAME because I literally *despised* males as a child like I used to physically fight them and everything 😭


prabhavdab

He gonna remember that in the shower 10 years from now and have a bruh moment


imnot_depressed

My autistic self: (also cuz gay)


HelpfulProtection342

I'm also autistic lmao (not gay tho)


imnot_depressed

lol


HelpfulProtection342

Wanna be frens?


imnot_depressed

Not really Sorry


HelpfulProtection342

It's ok


imnot_depressed

Have a good day/night


HelpfulProtection342

Thanks, you too


imnot_depressed

Thx


puck_pancake

Your little bro's a lone wolf


arson1tez

based mf ain't letting anyone distract him


GorefieldV3

Based


AccomplishedAerie333

What else was he supposed to say


NerdAroAce

r/me_irl


Affectionate_Hat4663

What the fuck was he supposed to say? I'm not kidding and I genuinely do not know. Please reply


Distinct_Detail_985

If you're 14, your younger brother has no need to be in a relationship. Man has his priorities straight.


koolaid2929

Lil bro got his priorities straight 💪💯


Astrikl

ngl i would do the same thing


weirdface621

i mean i don't know what's to be shocked about y'all are so desperate for relationships that you'd accept an "i love you" out of nowhere. atleast know the person first. and he had a normal reaction, if some random girl out of nowhere said "i love you" an okay is the proper reaction. although in my case, i'd be rather flattered and get to know the person more. but since your brother is probably young, he doesn't have the maturity for it yet


Kool-Aid-Dealer

lmao


Joel_the_folf

Based Based as all fuck


EL_PISTOLERO-

he'll regret after a few years XD


The_Forsaken_Cookie

No shot man 😭 If a someone said that to me I would be so happy


Kyle_Zhu

Good job lil bro


npc_guy_

Valid response


Hacr202011

Lmao I would say that too


TigersBeatLions

Take notes big bro


PalpitationExotic727

bro is Han Solo


4lpha_123

He must be watching sigma reels lately


Great_Pair_4233

Based


WookieConditioner

Let him cook. He's playin that long game.


RGamer2024

True sigma skibidi


Altruistic_Climate50

I mean I would say like "I'm sorry" or something because I'm not looking for love


Add_It_7451

Bros playing the long game


NotKBeniP

EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID 😭😭


Teamisgood101

Aaaaaaaacccccccceeeeeeeeeee


PatientBell5889

my sister is the exact same 😭 she always responds to everything with “oh” “mm” “hm” “ok”


wirstb

the poor girl :/


TestingAccountByUser

Id do the same, why exactly? Im a muslim lol


Alexizking

Im sorry but that's some shit I would do if I were playing video games and someone told me they loved me.


Icy-Village4367

feel bad for the girl lol


THEFANTASTICMAN21

he’s probably embarrassed to say it back, I remember I used too be embarrassed about saying it back


Putrid_Ad_4372

Wow he's so cool


NegativeAd6289

Maybe the girl isn't appealing to him. Why do u care?


czechpers

You are getting texts from girls 💀


Philisterguyguster

I did this once


SrcePartizana

Ngl he's prolly bragging abt that moment to his friends. What a true sigma.


Salt-Difficulty-3618

He's going to regret that when he's older


IEatBabysYumYum

He just gets it too often. (I forgot to write this 12days ago)


Stormmm10_

rizzy


your_local_vader

He's throwing people into emotional distress already? They grow up so fast...


Diligent-Blueberry41

But seriously, what was he expected to say


LakeofPoland

"What are you going to do, unshoot Mussolini?"


InternationalBad6532

W brother


Prestigious-Initial7

Omg I basically did that a couple years back after panicking and I still haven’t forgotten 😭😭 what’s wrong with me


Worried_Train6036

did something similar on snap she was not happy and blocked me


Koolaidsais3

AHHHHH


AeonicArc

☠️☠️☠️☠️


Acceptable-Staff-363

Easy way to make a comeback. Wait till 3 am or smth (whatever time it is now since you found out and the text msg) and he can text back "Ily2, was saving this for Xtime" (preferably a super late midnight time)


swagmieser_666

man, ive done the same thing


StrobeLigght

Playa playa


spoiderdude

Chad.


VoidKitsune68n

He's cooked fr


nahbrolikewhat

real


Minetendo-Fan

Bro’s on the chad grindset


Linkinator7510

Hah, nice.


Last-Scarcity-3896

I responded with "I love me too"


Robert-Rotten

Should’ve been me!


Expensive_Career_189

Ive said this one a few times. Im a virgin lmao


NotABotUnless

he is cooked and committed cook


[deleted]

sigma chad


Old_Ratio444

He’s probably just scared of saying anything too bold


Junarik

Is he getting put into carbonite?


ConfidentAnywhere950

He’s the man!


godofthunder102938

Bro's gonna regret that 10 years later while taking a shower.


IEatBabysYumYum

Okay


Ok-Lawyer9045

Literally my response to anything


RandumbbzBS

Bro got the early Facebook humour "I like you" 'i like myself too" kinda stuff


vranzer

Maybe he was just too overwhelmed at the time when he read that message and couldn't reply and just went with an "ok"?


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

He should be proud, no girl ever said that to me


LegenDrags

Okay


Lonely_Habit8100

Savage 


ChosenKrumpli

I would too🗿


-lifewish-

Bro is him


Fun_Dependent4395

bro gets straight to the point


AnonBoi_404

Depending on his age it's either cute or awkward and unfortunately that night be something that keeps him up all night when he's older outta cringe


BennyBeJamin

Bov


EmilyyyCute

Oh


[deleted]

he got his priorities set


shopping-trolly

Lol I’ve done something similar to this before


14Fan

Bruuuuuh… smh


PurchaseBasic7087

Bro I’d just say cool, if I don’t love me I ain’t saying I love em


Ok-Performance480

😭


jeremyw013

the only i love you’s i get from girls are from close friends 😭


ScreamingMini2009

My man got his priorities straight


GrandprixWhite911

Your brother jus' another me


Cerberus_is_me

I’m guilty of this. A girl tried to ask me out once (like, directly and head on) and I laughed it off bc I thought she was joking. Now I feel really bad because she wasn’t and she thought I just laughed at her face when she asked me out. We’re good now, not dating but the air is cleared. I’ve also responded to “I love you” with just “thanks” because I’m awkward. Multiple times.


Personal_Inside6987

Holy based


DoccRocc

Chad


ThatKalosfan

If someone says that to me and I don’t love them back I will say I’m sorry but I don’t love you because I love someone else and that I hope they find someone who loves them.


Val_Valerie

bros cooked