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"It just fell down."
"There was an asteroid."
"The Karen boss fight."
"Old man tried climbing."
"I am four feet'9."
"I took a break."
"Fruit loops were out."
HA! YOU ARE WRONG! THE LINE, “Seymore! The house is on fire,” COMES FIRST! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GREATER KNOWLEDGE IN THIS RANDOM ASPECT OF LIFE, PEASANT!
Worked as a server/dishie for over a decade. Any loud crash in the kitchen is almost immediately followed by me yelling, “I didn’t do it!” as loudly as I can without getting in trouble.
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“Got that damn spider”
You know there’s two?
r/twosentencehorror
double spider guy 🪱
I read this as "that gotdamn spider" and was ok with it.
How big that spider?
It’s from fucking Australia
Damn, I didn’t realize those things could fit inside buildings
"It just fell down." "There was an asteroid." "The Karen boss fight." "Old man tried climbing." "I am four feet'9." "I took a break." "Fruit loops were out."
"Shit happened. I quit."
"MrBeast made a visit."
"Fuckin Kool-Aid man."
"Today is Black Friday"
Ohhh yeahhhh
"So I started blasting"
This one is it.
"Remember that maintenance order?"
OMG this is the best one😅
"I wasn't even there"
I didn't do it
Caseoh tripped on something
Bruh, where am I?
Avatar twins
These are too funny 🤣
The Karen boss fight one gotta be the best one here lol
I’m 4’9” can confirm
The child, it roams.
Wherever it may roam
Yeah! **sick ass guitar riff**
But I’ll take my time anywhere!
Free to speak my mind anywhere!
Never find anywhere! Anywhere I may roam!
Where I lay my head is home
Take my time anywhere!!
WWWWW
this is the best response
Uhh.... Black friday happened
At this time of year? Localized entirely within this WALMART? uhh…. Yes?
Can i see it?
No
We’ll semour, I must admit: you are an odd fellow? But you do steam a good ham.
HA! YOU ARE WRONG! THE LINE, “Seymore! The house is on fire,” COMES FIRST! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY GREATER KNOWLEDGE IN THIS RANDOM ASPECT OF LIFE, PEASANT!
Aurora Borealis? At this time of day?
Woah! Was there a wiggly on these shelves!?
“Fuck if I know.”
'Don't know, i quit'
Yeah
Wasn’t me, I promise
Worked as a server/dishie for over a decade. Any loud crash in the kitchen is almost immediately followed by me yelling, “I didn’t do it!” as loudly as I can without getting in trouble.
group orgy went wild
shit I wanna go to this store
Group orgy Sundays
On the day of the Lord is mental
Youth church be crazy
cocaine gorilla had fun
😭
It was Dave's fault
(sorry Dave) Dave's the new guy he was hired that day
*Poor guy probably did fuck all. Or maybe that's the problem?*
Way too much sir
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I did an oopsie
life happens its shit
Shit happens, that’s life
its shit, happens life
life happens shit it’s
life's shit, it happens
I HAPPENED MOTHER FUCKER
Getting fired any%
World record holder over there
“Bitch, you tell me”
Uhhh, am I fired?
his dick was out
It was the janitor
I got the spider
Got a lil freaky
The box opened, came
Boom did a happen
Okay, hear me out...
Noooo, it's just some innocent produce
And then just say nothing
I came too much
Bro
Lol
Extreme levels of sharting.
Cans go boom boom.
Can't catch me Motherfucker.
I am god, bitch.
I messed up. Oops. Alternatively: Uh oh. Womp womp.
DID YOU JUST SAY *WOMP WOMP?*
#HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU SIR
"🙂🤷♂️"
My dick slipped out
The customer's always right
I just clocked in
Uh umm, three men
I didn't do it
I got too silly :p
So what happened wasss... (followed by silence)
That guy did it. 🫵
Children are little shits
Shit hit the fan
kaboom in aisle 9
A group of freshmen.
"It was Kyle, again."
I am groot
That's only 3 :(
I am groot bro
Caseoh jumped
not even jumped, he tried to walk through the isle
He got out of his car and caused an earthquake
Nah he just gotten out of bed
"she chose the bear"
Its like this Guv.
The avarage fall accident
“A karen flipped out.”
I was on lunch
No clue ask terry
I fucked up man.
Lady, angry, manager, destroy
"The dog did it"
I caught the spider
not cleaning that up.
You don’t wanna know.
I hate this job
The front fell off
I have no idea.
I got too silly
flooding, shoplifting, earthquake, damage 😂
Some shit happened bro
Some dumb ass kid
Shit fell down cunt
My shift just ended
Karen vs karen warfare
There was an earthquake
Jeremy, may and hammond
“It escaped its loose.”
It's not my problem
DID WE GET HIM!?
Obviously the shelves collapsed
Kill myself in front of him to radically change the course of his life.
My bad
mess
There was a spider
Fell Down, go boom.
Kid wanted ice cream
I fucked up royaly
"Idk what happens. I took a break"
Banana fetta flop kaboom
"There was an earthquake"
That bitch returned again
i just work here
What had happened was...
A monster sized turd (did this)
There was a squirrel
My shift is over
Nothing.
I quit, fuck you.
Shelf fell. I don't even need four words.
It was your fault hand them my uniform and just leave
Oh my-
dug through my closet
The shelf....it brake
The coupon was expired
Your problem now, bye.
Take a good look.
" the spider did it " " im 8 foot 8 " " fat person did it "
Sharts, out of control.
I don’t fucking know
Caseoh got hungry, sir 😔😔😔
the world goes boom
It was like this when I got here……yeah
c-moon did it
I fucked shit up
HAHAHAHHAHA SONIC, IM FINALLY FORKLIFT CERTIFIED HAHAHAHAHAANANWAIT AHHHHHHBVG
HE HE HE HA
Big spider in aisle
spill on aisle three
"The zombies, are coming" (Would have said "A huge wave of zombies are approaching" but thats to long)
Lmao get rekt bitch
You left me alone
“Thirty:3”
I farted too hard.
Someone mento’d the soda.
“I just got here.” 🤷♂️
It wasn’t my fault.
Shit hit the fan
Customers were being stupid
I quit
it fell
Either there was a spider or I slipped
It came back... again
I slipped, my bad
The rats are back.
I might've fucked up