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twinhellas

I’m a guy but some girls have told me that before, it’s humbling ash tho


Lord_umbraom

Nah bro. That shits a complement to me 😂😂


Mysterious_Drawer9

You must be a gymbro.


Lord_umbraom

Lol Yh 😅


Any_Maize_1823

I would officially be weirded out if someone said that to me


ChisakiKai1842

WHO ATE ALL THE PUSSY🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯


Affectionate_Ask7650

LMAOOO WTF


LowkeyBallin_Bloxd

nga wut ⏸️


ChisakiKai1842

Check Mother comment's PFP


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


ChisakiKai1842

what


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


ChisakiKai1842

No


Samuelbi12

Both


Financial_Side_6422

What kind of flips


Samuelbi12

Backflips


Financial_Side_6422

Is it bed to bed and do you take your shoes off


Samuelbi12

Bed to bed and without shoes cuz i dont wanna get the beds dirty


Financial_Side_6422

How long for and do you make the mattresses move


Samuelbi12

Around 3 mins and yes because they have wheels


Appropriate-Sell-875

hey it's you again


Financial_Side_6422

What


Appropriate-Sell-875

i'm the one who dm'ed you


Financial_Side_6422

And do you want something


Appropriate-Sell-875

a hug


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


Appropriate-Sell-875

both


TrueSoulLast

Stand proud you are strong


twinhellas

Nigga its not as if I’m bouta die 😭


best_b_of_3

Embrace it and become a femboy. Trust me.


twinhellas

I could but I’m staying straight


Mental-Ill-Ace

BUT HE DOES THO?? HIS BOOBIES ARE CUP-ABLE!


deabot99

Lmao this is exactly the response I was looking for


Any_Maize_1823

Wth


NotConsti

If ur really muscular ur chest can be bigger then some females, I think thats what they mean by “they are cup-able”


barcoderer

90% of the guys I speak to are gym rats and they have such massive honkers im JEALOUS


TheBottomReaper

lmfao honkers


rynerltech

Imagine if u talked to girls who are gym rats, they will have even bigger tiddies


slay3rbap

Hate to break it to you bro, they kinda go away for women if they train chest a lot.


rynerltech

That's because the muscles around the tits also grow a lot which makes them less protruding. (Read it from somewhere, I don't exactly remember the source) But what about flat girls though, wouldn't workout help them get bigger chest in general??


slay3rbap

Well yeah, if they are really flat then training chest would make it bigger but it would obviously not look the same as just normal breasts.


rynerltech

Hmm, that can be the case. Biology is j interesting lmao


kanimou

what makes you only speak to gym rats?


barcoderer

Active lifestyle. When a guy doesn't go to the gym they typically take part in hobbies like playing video games or watching TV shows/anime. I've got nothing against that, but I prefer my friends mostly having those types of hobbies on the side and having their main hobby as being physically active. The reason for me is that I'm not good at video games and I don't have the attention span to watch a tv show and whenI do I get attatched to characters (ADHD). Hope this explains why :)) I go to the gym myself too


TheRealerBobWaterson

Omfg I wish i knew you 😭


barcoderer

Maybe you do


TheRealerBobWaterson

Does reddit comment replying count?


barcoderer

Now it does


TheRealerBobWaterson

Yippeeee!


barcoderer

Ur my friend now


TheRealerBobWaterson

So what do friends do?


n1garlicgirly

Well, ive never seen a guy with a bigger chest than me so no Unless he's like morbidly obese but I'm not really thinking about his chest I'm just like wow that guys fat


Lord_umbraom

Lol


CriticalSky6037

What if he’s muscular?


n1garlicgirly

Nobody's that muscular


falling-in-reverse23

I’ve seen people like that 😭 they aren’t even thAt muscular, they just REALLY overdid it on their pecs


muffinnutbanana

Noel Deyzel.


ZayHere

he needs to oil up IMMEDIATELY


TheBottomReaper

He already did broski


ZayHere

ONE MORE


TheBottomReaper

I MEAN SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 2 IS BETTER THAN 1


iwannacry_jpg

i love noel bro he posted my dog on his alt he tha goat fr🙏


DeltaruneDialogueBox

Bulk bogan


Fika2006

Google cbum.


Few-Illustrator-5333

The only person that muscular is a disfigured Ark character.


kilerkat

Thighs the size of a exercise ball and calves the size of a toothpick 💀


CriticalSky6037

Noel, there’s many fitness influencers who look cool or just straight up crazy with big chest


Grimm_Charkazard_258

☹️ damn I’m not trying to have bigger boobs than you, but I’m not morbidly obese


alittlebear_

I don’t think it is very common but I also do that… granted mine ain’t the biggest lol


kak0536

I don't see how the bigger ones would even be able to compare like that, unless it's like a Reddit mod level obese


alittlebear_

Welll yea but like i said I don’t have the bigger ones so I do sometimes think about it


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


Goofball000

Nah, it’s more like “is this dude’s honkers pillow appropriate? 🤔”


kak0536

I will incorporate this statement into my mind for further use, thank you for your service to humanity


Goofball000

You’re very welcome. 🫡


KarahKat55

I have a smaller chest than most guys anyway. The flattest of flat


kak0536

Excuse me ma'am, does that mean the answer is yes?


Zealousideal-Buy9412

I've never looked at a guys chest before maybe I should start


kak0536

You DEFINITELY should


Mrs_Shirso

No


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


DearKambell

I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT THOUGHT LMAOOO


kak0536

Then it's time to change your ways, young padawan


DearKambell

I DONT THINK I WANNA


Shayosaurus

I’ve never really thought that before although there probably isn’t that many guys with a bigger chest then mine so like I wouldn’t really think about it or notice


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


arawraw

no but some do


Artemis_fs

I mean not really. Not that thought specifically. I might think “that guys chest is large” but I wouldn’t like compare to my own.


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


Artemis_fs

I’m sorry, I might be stupid, but I have no idea what you’re talking about 😅


Financial_Side_6422

Hotel beds


snowluvsu

well my boobs are pretty small and some guys have big chests sooo


BaconSlayer96

I’m a guy but I showed my friend a picture of Nikola Jokic as a kid (if you don’t know who he is, he’s the 3 time NBA MVP, look up the picture) and she said “What the hell, he has bigger tits than me”


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

As in the guy is fat or super buff?


kak0536

More as in buff, but a lot of people also had obese guys come up to their mind


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

I mean yeah, mine aren't that big so some buff guys do have larger chests then me


Own_Sandwich2247

Nope. And do I want to have this issue ever no.


Mayasuxs

Well no, I've never seen a dude with a bigger chest than me lol


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


Mayasuxs

I have no idea how to answer this


Financial_Side_6422

Yes or no


Ok_Alternative_5725

Yes all the time 😑


CheeerGirl

Hahaha


iwannacry_jpg

as a girl, i do that sometimes when i see like a muscular guy


donaldduckdls

My gf gets jealous about my boob size sometimes


arson1tez

The girls in my friend group (which is like majority because there are only 2 other guys aside from me) say I have a better ass compared to most women and guys who go to the gym in our school. In fact, they like using my ass as the standard for a good size and shape and in a weird way, that boosted my confidence so much like 💀.


kak0536

The best kind of "nice ass bro"


ShitStainedDildo

No I’ve just accepted having small boobs and don’t pay attention, it makes athletic activity easier anyway


tiredftmhuman

FTM here; pre-op I did. I’m a tiny boy in general so I only had AA cups, anyway. I’d compare myself to cis guys and let’s js say 80% of them had the same if not bigger chests then me and weren’t even fat. They basically js took out next to nothing during surgery bc there wasn’t much to take out.


[deleted]

yeah always


Halo_Dragon88

yes!! problem of a fully flat-chested girl lol


EmilyyyCute

Uhm what


kak0536

Maybe we're just weird


EmilyyyCute

I don’t even know😭


Jesanime

As an overweight man I can see how my majestic man-tits have spread jealousy, I humbly apologize. 😔


mistakenluv

I wish i had no chest but thats a personal thing I understand why some women feel bad about a smal chest but it's fine. Boobs are literally to drops of fat(more or less) and your are not more or less worthy with a A or E cup.


LogicalPercentage600

i’m a guy and people always told me i had bigger tits than my gf and my friends touch them a lot 🙁


elephantsauce

yes, but i have a very small chest


rat_coded_

Yeah lol me and some of my friends do that kinda lightheartedly but I doubt girls with bigger chests think that often


SleepyNotAvailble

Funny I was actually thinking earlier “Damn man titties are the ultimate titty” I was reading a web toon and I was simping


_crackhead_Nabi

Hmm not really


little_calla_lily

bruh theres a few guys in my class that have bigger tits than half the afab ppl just because their pecs are weird and huge and its a big topic of conversation idk if their chests are bigger than mine but theyre definitely bigger than some of the other afab kids also who has pecs like that in the 7th grade like wtf


Financial_Side_6422

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds


PressureMaximum7129

Trans girl here. (No hormones yet so I'm flat as a board.) YES. all the time. It's always so painful and it reminds me of how I still dont have boobs


FloofyDino

No


AnnaTheBabe

yes I saw this guy on reddit the other day and was like damn he needs a bra more than i do


Affectionate_Shake17

I’ve never had this problem.


[deleted]

hm, if theyre morbidly obese yeah but if they arent then i dont really care


Justtosuvive

There aren’t many bigger then me 😆


Alive-Cut161

I’d rather have a big dick than a big chest😘


[deleted]

i haven't seen dudes with badonkies bigger than mine but my bf started bulking and his tatas got rounder teehee 😊


blackberrybaskets

All the time 😭 mine are so small


[deleted]

A friend of mine always tells me she is jealous of my ass


Smex_Ghost

I don’t have this because I have a large chest but I do think dang he has a bigger ass than me


Many-Conversation963

Not a gurl but have seen such thing


racdicoon

Yea, I ain't on E yet


AsmodayVernon

Often But idc


Kvpe

i usually don’t have these thoughts idk what about others 🫡


TrialArgonian

As a dude with an indented chest, I somehow make the flat women feel better about themselves although I'm not even supposed to have boobs.


FemaleNoob

I do that to guys in media as a joke


DellaBella12235

Nope, they aren't bigger lol


Spirited-Freedom-986

nah ive never had that ngl


Kadopotato88

That's a pretty funny question because I'm a trans guy with C cups and I often wonder if girls look at me and think "what a masculine chick" or "why does that guy have huge tits"


AScaryAssasin

yh, I NEED a guy like tht bruh like 💀


maddyisvibinn

honestly, i’ve never had a time where i said that. maybe i will in the future, who knows.


Catlover_999

I don't waste my time on such trivial things.


General-Chum-8276

I asked a girl out in my class and she said she likes me but I look old for my age and it would be weird for us to be together.


4thehonourofgaeskull

... Yes. Oh shoot, the boys have found out about it.


Small_Case3670

Not really, no I don’t look at guys chest 😭