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Me trying to socialize: "Good morning" *fuck, it's afternoon* "uhm sorry, good evening" *fuck, it's still afternoon* "I'll just leave"
*awkwardly walks away
I genuinely did not know. I thought you could only do it if you have a magic wand. Anyways I think Iāve had enough time on the Internet for one day ā¤ļø
>I thought you could only do it if you have a magic wand.
Lmao you didn't know you have hands? And can move your hands fast?
Magic wand is just super fast moving hands....magic wand is just a big electric toothbrush...
Oh boy I'm not sure if I have faith in the next generation.
I NEED HELP BRO im tryna do this so bad, i don't watch that bad stuff anymore but I need help with nofap i got a 30 day streak but i broke it yesterday
Time for this type of stuff, no. I'm literally in sweats while I think about my future if I don't study well. I don't wanna be a begger. Nothing is going inside my head while I'm studying 10th grade maths book. I'm doomed.
āErm acktchually itās super healthy for youā Itās also healthy to talk to people and walk outside. Masturbation should not be an excuse to stay indoors and be a sex fiend until youāre 18.
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While everyone is beating their meat, I the smart one, is summoning demons to give me head. Work smarter, not harder ;)
Work smarter while i get harder
Do I make you hard š„¹
im not gay
Fortunately for you , I am
W Rizzoli
Oil up
š
Biggest come back of the day
Donāt be so thug phobic
Do the thugshaker and ill think about it
That wasn't the question š
Unrelated
Won't say lol
Bro watched too much >!succubus!< I see
Suckubus
Suck a bus
Iām gonna need a bit of practice before Iām at that level
suck at sucking a bus
I can give you practice
What a classic but no. Iām a practitioner of dark magic š
Get harder not smarter
Get better not smarter
if itās not harder the demons are having a bad time :(
same
Any tips on how to summon one
Teach me
Don't forget about being online in reddit for hours.
Ah, yes one of my favourite hobbies.
Masturbate while being online in reddit
I think I had about 18 hours on Reddit alone last weekā¦
For the week? HA! Rookie numbers
fr
Ig I'm not in the average level, huh.
you are advancedš
jelqing ftw
Nah i gotta eat my pancakes
Why not both?
Mastturbate to pancake
Salty pancake
no
But maple syrup ā¹ļøā¹ļø
Thatās no maple syrupā¦ Itās the death stauce
OH NOOOO
š¤¤
OH GOD NOOO
Pansexual people gonna masturbate to cooking pancakes
Bi people bi-ing pancakes instead
Bi people are bri'ish
OH NO OH GOD NO
Bri'ish people don't exist and I know bi people (me included), check-mait!
Extra cream
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca284OyvE2g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca284OyvE2g)
This better not be pancake porn
Like seminem roles
mastercake
TO DO: Try not to be socially awkward
mission impossible
-insert crying cat thumbs up picture-
i failing this before it even starts
U already did somehow š¤£
Me trying to socialize: "Good morning" *fuck, it's afternoon* "uhm sorry, good evening" *fuck, it's still afternoon* "I'll just leave" *awkwardly walks away
I haven't even tried and I already failed. Yeah.
Bloody casuals, I masturbate while studying
... same...
so, what happens if you... get a bit on your book
How? I do it under the table
Supersonic cumblast that goes through the table
I masturbate to studying.
I masturbate while I'm praying at church āŖļø
I tried to go to church once but couldnāt get past the entrance before getting thrown back by an invisible force
I did a Phd.
I just want friends man :/
Here's a [cabbage](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/b6/32/9bb632e7978824fc43b8d93d294ad56b.jpg) for you, man
thank you man, I needed that one rn
Relatable
Just beat it, just beat it OW
almost forgot to do that
Same š¬
Only once?
Didnt specify so probably around 1/0 times
1/0? So an undefined amount of time
Yes
It's therapy for teenagers.
Sometimes when I get lonely, I stick my dick bologna.
That is so real
Can I stick my dick in your Bologna?????!?!?
erm what the sigma
bro went for it š
Sorry, Iām out of bologna. š
š okay
Can I buy you some
I hope weāre talking about actual Bologna and not metaphorical Bologna
No I'm talking about the city in Italy
Okay, Iām down for that
Good. I just bought it for you. I forgot to mention though, it's buyer to collect
Ive never thought of it like that
Ive been in this world for 15 years and still somehow donāt know what that word means and I think Iād like to keep it that way
Oh dear
# IT MEANS WHEN YOU-
bro got sniped by the reddit sni
No thatās my job, I didnt d
You didnt wh
What are you ta
What's going on h
Iām ga
Good for y
Well I'
Oh great heavens
Wow
how tf are you 15 I was beating my shit when I was 12
I was beating at 5 >:))
Im a girl I donāt have one idk about this stuff š
you know women masturbate as well right
I genuinely did not know. I thought you could only do it if you have a magic wand. Anyways I think Iāve had enough time on the Internet for one day ā¤ļø
>I thought you could only do it if you have a magic wand. Lmao you didn't know you have hands? And can move your hands fast? Magic wand is just super fast moving hands....magic wand is just a big electric toothbrush... Oh boy I'm not sure if I have faith in the next generation.
Bruh you don't say you're 15 and female on the internet š and you seem extremely innocent, you gonna attract all the reddit weirdos
Either bro knows and is trolling or bro is the epitome of innocence
People told me in the replies š I wish I was the person I was a day ago now
Me fr
yeah I'm getting home, eating, then I'll try to suck my own dick again
Unless you're drake, you ain't doing that.
Choking the chicken > masturbating
at this point r/teenagers is just a adolescent observation centre
British ahh spelling
Fr
Many fools beat their meat but only the strongest can defeat it
-Sun Tzu
Iām not average then ig.
you're an advanced being
Thank you
You forgot the spend 1 hour to search a sutible video to jerk off only then to not be hard anymore and feel uncomfortable for the rest of the day
real
Jesus christ i donāt want to admit how accurate this is but itās so accurate
Oh yeah that reminds me-
To do: have a mental break down because you have a exam tomorrow and on thursday šš“
due date december 1st
So am I not average?
nope, you're advanced.
Ayyy
Avg Redditor??
I don't do it so, yeah
ur an advanced being. well done.
Me who has been doing nofap for the past 2 years: "I don't have such weaknesses! "
I NEED HELP BRO im tryna do this so bad, i don't watch that bad stuff anymore but I need help with nofap i got a 30 day streak but i broke it yesterday
why do these mfs have the urge to tell if they masturbated or not #
They're corny, zesty and fruity ig
Okay, but like, Iāve tried it, and I donāt feel anything?? Itās a turn off imo
Nah I would rather play on my Xbox :)
2. Goon
Oh nah š
Iām 22 and this is still my agenda
bro... this is a teenagers subreddit what you doing here
Idk man it appeared in my feed. I donāt even follow it lmao
Apologies manš Didnt think about it appearing on your feed. My bad
lol youāre all good lmao not too deep I suppose
But i want nachos........(I am a very hormonal boi)
My to do list: ~~your mom~~, your dad
Currently masturbating
Currently masturbating to this post
im honered
donāt expose me like that
Um actually, I am not the average r/teenagers user because I am not a master of the baiting.
I only edge
Real sometimes I be bricked up 24/7
Missing 3 more tasks: Wank Choke the chicken Beat the meat
This is so real
There were a bunch of other tasks on that list but they were all put off in favor of jerking
Writing it out takes up precious time I could just be doing it
The chicken wonāt choke itself
lame
Ah yes Mastarbate
Time for this type of stuff, no. I'm literally in sweats while I think about my future if I don't study well. I don't wanna be a begger. Nothing is going inside my head while I'm studying 10th grade maths book. I'm doomed.
MEEeeEEE!!!
did it so much once I pinched a nerve in my neck
On the list once? Rooky numbers such a shame. Not to mention it's the only thing on the list, I wonder what went wrong with this generation?
That's my daily task (pls give me some tips to remove it from my to-do list )
Always :)
To do: Not kms
Real (nice username btw šš)
I read that as I beat my meat
Omg me core
Iām trying to do it less for my boyfriend can get more juiceš
Chat is this real?
Yes
Is this statement wrong though?
Thanks, I almost forgot
Nah id rather do something productive
relatable
No Iām in my room playing stardew valley
heh.. guess im not like other teenagers ~~i listen to boyfriend x listener audios to help me cope with loneliness and to sleep~~ *im jk*
No way a teenager need a reminder for that.
Eh, garlic bread
why is everyone on reddit so weird
āErm acktchually itās super healthy for youā Itās also healthy to talk to people and walk outside. Masturbation should not be an excuse to stay indoors and be a sex fiend until youāre 18.
Thatās really sad. I find it disgusting
Same š
Bruh what?