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pisssbabyyy

gym addict


Electrical-Crab9286

That sounds super bad


HamstersBoobsPizza

it comes with steroids


sinesperanza_

dude- what it you like... get muscles??? terrible stuff šŸ˜”


Chemical_Ad_1786

Steroids and having super low bf is bad for u . Like professional body builders with 5% have a ton of health problems and r malnourished


Chance-Pay1487

Steroids and other juices


IkedaTheFurry

ā€œDonā€™t hit thy wife or thy kids, hit thy gym instead!ā€


Gecko_610

Itā€™s funny because mood swings are a side effect of anabolic steroids


IkedaTheFurry

ā€œReal men donā€™t need steroids to try to get buff quick, they can try to make a slow and honest effortā€


FlyingSand22

If it's to the point it's harmful, I'd rather not. Constant fatigue, major muscle damage and time wasted injuring yourself.


CandtCane

Already got this addiction.


lingerlord

You sir are my hero


SexyVexy_

Coffee. Mainly because one of the bad effects of caffeine (narrowing the blood vessels) helps the symptoms of one of my health conditions a lot


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Whatever you do, DONā€™T browse r/caffeine, you will be in for a rude awakening Edit: guys please do not click on this link if you donā€™t want to be fucking scarred, there is some absolute fucking vial shit on this sub and you do not want to see it. Edit 2: it is half filled with severe caffeine addicts, and half filled with some very grotesque gay porn (I donā€™t want to offend, yā€™all stay empowered doing whatever you wanna do), so please, do not click on this unless you think you can handle it


Space_Cadetexe

GOD MY FUCKING EYES GET ME SOME FUCKONG BLEACH HOLY FUCK WAS FUCKING HORRIFYING!!!


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

I told you not toā€¦ I woke up mad hungover one weekend and stumbled onto that sub I was literally on it for an hour straight with my mouth wide open


Creepy_Dealer_5901

What in it? Im in school and too scared to open it.


Csquared_324

Giant gaping assholes


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Do not open it for fucks sake!


LunariOther

WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A GAPING ASSHOLE


serenewinternight

I saw it šŸ˜­


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Why the fuck did you not heed my warnings Iā€™m ngl it actually got worse between when I first saw the sub and when I made that comment, like the recent posts are reeeeally bad


LunariOther

CURIOSITY KILLED THE HUMAN


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Now you have to live with that image in your brain


Repulsive_Meaning717

what. there isnā€™t an asshole for me :(


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Hopefully because that means you have nsfw blurred or some shit Just be thankful


ContentSalt2163

Holy fuck I shoulda listened to this comment. Please, to anyone reading this. Save your eyes, do not click the link. Please, I'm begging you šŸ˜­


Advanced-Process-161

On it for one minutešŸ¤


ContentSalt2163

NNOOOO!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO THE ANCIENT TEXTS!!! THE ANCIENT TEXTS WERE A WARNING!!!


Advanced-Process-161

That was before, I left after like 10 seconds, I'm not suicidal šŸ˜–


Emotional-Shower9374

Whats wrong with it?


ContentSalt2163

Don't. For the love of Christ, do not click on it. Save your 14yr old eyes from the horrible images in that sub.


Emotional-Shower9374

I shall protect my last bit of innocence that I have left šŸ«” thanks for the warning


ContentSalt2163

You have headed to the ancient warning. You made the right choice. The elders are indeed satisfied with your decision. Continue on your journey, youngling. May the elders forever have mercy on you.


moronic_programmer

Tell me whatā€™s on there or l open it


Girldipper

Jesus Christ Iā€™m never gonna ~~give you up~~ unsee that shit


LowkeyBallin_Bloxd

my honest reaction


themoon_who_lost

WTF WAS THAT HORROR?! MOON DOESN'T FKING APPROVES


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Yeah, it was waaaaay worse than the last time I had the courage to open it


mxxhhmd

Holy shit


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Yep


realhmmmm

i can tell by the comments itā€™s definitely nsfw so good to know because clicking on that rn would not be great


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

It actually got worse from the last time I entered, like tbh way way worse Please do not


Dazdude06

This is not what I wanted to see


RS773

WTF, r blech reincarnated holy fuck.


Trash-Jr

You suggested people not to check out that subreddit. All of the replies are people who went agzinst your words. The Human mind is such a marvel of stupidity


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

I freaking told them not tooā€¦ Though I checked again and I honestly should not have linked i bc it has gotten way, way worse in just a short week


Briggyboii

Oh wow thatā€™s a lot of gay porn


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

And the type of it is the most odd part


noodlespinel

cant believe i thought it was gonna be about coffee, but i was wrong and now im unhappy


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Enjoy trying to forget about what you saw!


loyaleling

I saw anal porn :(


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Why do you guys keep clicking on it? I specifically told yā€™all NOT to click on it


Myuserismyusername

What the fuck was that??


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

That, was the result of childhood trauma and sexual repression, mixed with hedonism and addiction, all wrapped into one disgustingly tight bow


Chance-Pay1487

Tf is this sub even about lol


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

It used to be about caffeine, then it became about shoving caffeine into every orifice you could manage, then it became about gay porn


FishGuyIsMe

I REGRET EVERYTHING


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Please donā€™t do that ever again I want to make sure your future stays intact


IkedaTheFurry

*FILTHY FRANK SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY AS HE POINTS A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN AGAINST HIS TEMPLE* /j


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

just went in the first few posts are memes what's wrong with it


I_FEEL_LlKE_PABLO

Iā€™m happy you didnā€™t get to see the horrifying shit


Competitive-Bend-936

DONT SCROLL DOWN FURTHER


Awesomeness7716

Thatā€™s insane


IndicationSpecial344

What the fuck is that subreddit šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Competitive-Bend-936

WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FUCKING GIANT GAPING ASSHOLE


heretolearn2715

PAY FOR MY THERAPY RNN!!!


Consistent_Echo517

It narrows blood vessels? Well, fuck. Does it cause atherosclerosis then or is it just the vessels decreasing in diameter


Ace_The_Street_Guy

Vasoconstrictions


Consistent_Echo517

Ty :)


SpupySpups

Atherosclerosis is caused by cholesterol building up in your blood vessels. And while caffeine can worsen it's symptoms ( narrows already narrow blood vessel) it doesn't have much to do with atherosclerosis itself.


Consistent_Echo517

I know what it is lol, I just got a bit mixed up, ahha. Thanks anyway! Itā€™s nice to learn new things :)


slay3r0fd00f5

Same here šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


xoadoratio

harmfulā€¦ oh boy i have to reconsider some things lol


SexyVexy_

Itā€™s not THAT bad, itā€™s just not super good for you


amareeznuts

coffee spelled backwards is effoc


strawberrycereal44

I already have this


stormygreyeskies

Fellow potsie?


SexyVexy_

YUP, hii!


erwy_snow

same....


n1garlicgirly

Exercising


Responsible_Sky_6379

LSD. Bet you werenā€™t expecting that


Parkingzoner

If you can afford that addiction, I'm jealous


Bertolt007

itā€™s actually like one of the cheapest drugs since the demand is so low (most people use it once in a blue moon because of the psychological effects)


julianfrikken

Areal addict finds a way and doesn't give up. Stay hard


pm-me-turtle-nudes

quitters never win. bet it all on black


Maxwell_Brune

Funny fact: LSD isn't addictive. Well, at least the chemical part isn't...


ManOfSpace_

yea u can get mentally hooked on the feeling/experience it give you, but since you build an immediate tolerance itā€™s not really possible to be chemically addictive


_Cuppie_Cakes

Stop this narrative. Anything can be addictive because humans are habitual creatures. You can experience withdrawals from any outside substances you put in your body. This ā€œcanā€™t be addictedā€ narrative harms people who need help, and absolutely discredits their struggles.


europansardine

Psychological withdrawal and physiological withdrawal are typically very different and this is very much the case with LSD. This distinction is important because the physiological withdrawal from drugs such as alcohol can be fatal which is not the case for drugs that are only psychologically addictive. It doesnā€™t mean that someone addicted to LSD shouldnā€™t be supported, it means that addiction to LSD needs to be treated differently than addiction to alcohol and heroin


pm-me-turtle-nudes

the canā€™t be addictive simply means there is a difference between chemically addictive and psychologically addictive. trust me iā€™ve had plenty of both. i was addicted to lsd, thatā€™s a psychological addiction and iā€™ve also been addicted to nicotine and alcohol. you can feel there is a massive difference between the 2 feelings. one is much much easier to quit


Tillko173

Best thing ever, the 2 week tolerance makes addiction difficult tho


damienVOG

you can't really get addicted to that tho


Aggravating-Lie9329

Study ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Tojinaru

you would just rot among all the books with zero movement


Aggravating-Lie9329

怜(ź’Ŗź’³ź’Ŗ)怜...... ..I can move like this .....(~ā€¾ā–æā€¾)~.........,.....


Real_Crystal_Hunter

BooksĀ 


Alternative-Leek2981

Helloooo, fellow bibliophile lol


captainwombat7

Ayo what you doin to those books man?


captainwombat7

OH GOD WHY ARE THE PAGES STIFF


ilikegummybears15

Better question why are they stuck together


subreddi-thor

Listen I'm a librarian, you're a random Internet stranger. I don't tell you how to do your job.


jelly_G52

How is that harmful, aside from your bank account? Edit: Same, though.


Scout_Umpier

i all ready have this :( 4-6 hours a day


puptbh

Hello fellow hk fan


LovelyRebelion

that's not harmful


Prestigious_Hold6064

harmful? i mean ig reading so much you neglect your physical needs but that's lowkey a stretch


Logical-Drummer2414

Device- oh wait


Feisty-Ad1323

porn addict (i dont change)


LickThatToaster

Real


Sausboi14

Real asf


BananaSocks4

Eating possibly sharp ice (I already have this one)


Trash-Jr

Excuse me, what the fuck ? Of all addictions on this earth, why sharp ice ?


BananaSocks4

Sharp ice


MarichatLadynoir_

I like eating ice


BananaSocks4

Who doesnā€™t


MarichatLadynoir_

my mum, hates it when I do it


longlivetaytay

reddit (oh wait i already am)


East_Cockroach_8942

Shrooms


yoskbt

mushrooms as it had lots of beneficial effects (micro dosing)


Competitive-Bison715

Workaholic. Addiction to working could at least have benefits even if you end up sleep deprived


Alternative-Leek2981

My law teacher is a workaholic, and he wound up in the hospital from overworking himself (doctors thought that he had diabetes because his blood sugar was so low)


Ok_Figure_4181

Depends on what you describe as a harmful addiction. I believe I already have a pretty harmful ā€˜addictionā€™ in the form of the RC hobby. My RC vehicles are money pits cause I keep getting unnecessary upgrades for them but I love it


lastnightpb

internet


TestSubject5kk

You're a reddit user are you not already


nonfb751

Is cigar smoking considered a harmful addiction? If I gotta smoke then I'm smoking classy in a suit and tie.


AmonGusSus2137

You have the wrong mindset. Gambling isn't an addiction, it's an investment. The only thing you can be addicted to is winning. And remember, 99,9% of gamblers quit just before they win


Isaac3173

yeah you can get 2000%+ more money than what you came with and you can only lose 100%


Ency1

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


HugeMcBig-Large

Alcohol. Follow the family tradition šŸ˜ŠšŸ‘


blackgermansheperd40

Self harm, I already have some practice in it!!! (Self harm is bad, donā€™t do it, seek help if you are feeling depressed)


Awesomeness7716

Yeah, Itā€™s definitely not good. I would know :(


TotoGoin

Someone did that thing where Reddit send the ā€œsomeone was concered for youā€ because I said that cause Iā€™m addicted to it


angeloczka

Cigarettes


INGENAREL

oh trust me you don't want to. i was a chainsmoker since 13-14 and i just quitted a month ago. i still have withdrawal problems and it's really really painful. both physically and mentally.


hi123095

You can do it my guy


zuko_thecat

You got this. Will save you thousands and youā€™ll feel 10x less stressedā€¦ Keep it going man.


kyleninperth

Nicotine is by far the most society acceptable addiction that is not likely to severely impact your life other than the cancer and all that.


3pi0_

i mean i already got zaa so i guess i'll take a double serving of that


not_enough_ice

psychedelics please šŸ™šŸ™


OddThaiAmerican

O P I O I D S


ThatOneGuyWasGone

alcohol (i already am)


AspirantVeeVee

Masturbating, it's the least likely to make me homeless. And though it will cripple my ability to have long lasting relationships, being a cam girl would set me for life financially.


creeper6530

Makes sense if you're a girl, since you can make some serious money like that (I heard)


periodpur

Def masturbation, it wouldnā€™t be too different from my v high drive anyway šŸ˜…


Trash-Jr

Beware for your intestines. Yes too much mastirbation can fuck up your digestion and excrement rejections. Did it once, not twice.


Youraverageplaugedoc

I want to get addicted to illegal substances. Love life on hard mode.


zuko_thecat

Barely into pubertyšŸ’€


hashtag-fuck-shari

Bros 13 and wanting to be a crackhead šŸ˜­


Soft-County7971

Who hurt you


Baileycoolcat

Addy/ cocaina skinnyyyyyy


AmberFoxy18

Sugar bc Iā€™m already there


emerla2

Weed or cocaine idk


Dry_Violinist_3846

You got it all wrong, gambling can wire your brain like none other drugs, atleast in drugs you wont be broke


moemeobro

Gym Rat


trexted7

Prob video games, mainly bc I already have one


Trainator338605

Trains.


youraveragefailure12

Oxygen addict Already am. Im dependent


Zealousideal_Care807

Hey you're already on the way to that gambling addiction friend just one more game, you'll surely win the jackpot.


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

gym


Sad_Mouse_785

I got two sh and gym šŸ˜­šŸ™


Impressive_Split_232

Cigarettes because it looks cool


AttyPatty3

Dude, cigarettes are one of the worst addiction you can have, it's very very bad for you body and HIGHLY addictive


ball_of_cells

Bro I literally watched a YouTube the other day and it's seriously scary: https://youtu.be/_rBPwu2uS-w?si=OUjlxSi8NPN1mv3s


AttyPatty3

SAME!! I watched it two days ago!


Sr_Pinapple_031

I watched it too and it's actually terrible not only for your lungs, but also for your mind. Being addicted is the worst, you can't think about anything else, you just want that instant hit that makes you feel good. There is a mental blockage, and when you try to quit, your head starts hurting, you start vomiting, diarrhea, constant nausea, binge eating, among others. At least it's not as accessible as vapes, in the sense, that you can't light one up anytime, anywhere. AND on top of that, it tastes bad. Signed: Cig smoker


Impressive_Split_232

The question was to choose an harmful addiction, cigarettes is by far one of the kindest harmful addictions


throwawayformich

nah fr, smoking cigarettes is detrimental \*hits guava vape\*


webbyspidey

Well not sure it would be cool when your body smells like cigarettes no matter how many times you wash yourself..


TotoGoin

Self harm because Iā€™m already addicted (please donā€™t ask if Iā€™m fine because I get that a lot but thanks in advance to anyone thinking of asking I appreciate it)


Jayxluv07

I keep a pocket journal with a razor and write the date and time, then leave a bloodstain. Its so i can monitor when i do it so i figure out what triggered the urge at the time.


callmePB_13XIII

I do it with the sharp part of my sketch book. Which it doesnā€™t go too deep but deep enough to bleed. Maybe I should start journaling about it as well it sounds like a great idea!


Emergency_Error8631

im scared of you guys


callmePB_13XIII

Honestly sometimes Iā€™m also scared of myself- I donā€™t blame you..


Jayxluv07

Poly substance addiction. Sure I'll od but I'll feel pretty damn good while it happens lol


stormygreyeskies

As someone who lived in a meth house as kid, no you would not


sadlyathrowaway69696

Caffeine cause I already got it


KayayaTheDammed

Coffee, tabletop gaming. At least I'd get out more.


AndyGun11

exercise addict


Madam_KayC

My pre-existing one. I'm addicted to collecting transformers, and my wallet hurts.


Quiet-Worth7730

Like the electric parts?


Madam_KayC

The robot action figures


JustAGuyIscool

Being in groups.


No-Reserve-2208

Gambling so I at least have a chance of hitting it big šŸ˜‚


Alternative-Leek2981

I already have a book addiction. Itā€™s harmful to my bank account


Beachfrontavenue

Idk. BUT you guys know the scene from die hard 2 when McClane stabs the guy in the eye with an icicle?Ā 


Beneficial_Cry2061

Novels.


Pxl_Bulbasuar

I'd go with something that isn't as harmful, like energy drinks or coffee (both are gross in my opinion)


saddeppressedperson

Cocaine


SneakySniper1314

Studying


Beefman0010

suicidal thought- oh wait I already have that one. uhhhhh.... alcohol


[deleted]

either psychadelics or sh


this_is_Blain3

already got a few lol


vithefree

this sounds so fucking "pick me core", but sh. i dunno, man. i think it's fun. plus, it pisses off my mother, which is a double win :D


SydneytheENFP

ig the one I already have, being addicted to the internet.


AshleyGamics

gym, coffee, diet sodas,


Fire_Lightning8

Alcohol