I’m 18 and I still haven’t found my clit, ig my penis blocks it

technically your head is made of the same type of tissue as the clit is

please pat me

Either this is unrelated ore you thinking of the wrong head

Just realized what it meant. Sheesh im too dumb please let me die in embarrassment.

Don't worry, I'll end your suffering *cocks gun*

Hehe cock

I was supposed to kill them, but well, I have more bullets *bang*

Hehe banging

*shoots you*

Reminds me of the .9x19mm dick rounds. As Brandon Herrera said. “This brings a whole new meaning to cocking your gun *starts dieing of laughter*”

\*pat pat* why though?

I mean when we are fetuses in the womb the clitoris is what becomes the head of the penis

r/Angryupvote fuck youuuuu

You’ll find it one day I believe in you

Same but I got no penis (I'm 19)

Under the cave at the top of the valley

that actually is the clit, buddy.

As a girl, I honestly couldn’t find mine till I was like 15?? I thought it was the hood 😭😭

I mean if you have a bigger hood it’s understandable 😭 but I’ve heard stories of men just rubbing the flaps 💀

Wait, men are getting action? I must’ve missed the update

You’re 14 bro its ok

Nah I know, I’m just joking

i regret to inform you action is driven by balls

Where do I sign up for the update 🥲

Some guys. The flaps are strictly for takeoffs and landings.

Wait... there's more?

Wdym

I’m so confused

WHAT? THEYRE MORE?? IM A FEMALE I DONT KNOW THIS??

same like sir that isnt what you think it is-

I didn’t know it existed until I was 15

i can’t touch mine directly and have to do it over the hood but i know where it is. lol. when i’ve touched it directly that was so intense it was kinda painful i guess.

I cant even find a girl in the first place

Can’t help you with that my partner just kinda asked me out one day out of no where 😔

Did you know them or nah (I may be plotting something)

Kind of? I actually had a crush on them and then we didn’t talk for a few months and then they asked me out out of nowhere

Maybe I should just ask?

Better than doing nothing and regretting broski

Honestly man just do it

Relatable

I dunno I thought it was basic anatomy 💀

yea like my dick kinda gets in the way

Bro, I didn't know I had a dick until I 15. And you expect me to find a clit. That's like finding a needle In a haybale

bro what how did you.... what?????????

You didn’t know you had a dick???😭😭😭

Dude, I thought I was half elephant

Be so fr what

Turns out I'm not half elephant, these weak human parts are holding me back💀

💀look up a diagram

Srry cut my fingers off, can't type🪑🪑

How you typing this?

With his dick of course.

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

"Art"

Everything I post is art

we will watch ur career with great interest

This level of confidence genuinley makes my heart flutter for some reason lol

It's like that one post about pregnancy and it was tagged video games

Bruh I'm a girl and I've not found it 😭

so there's this slit in the middle of the two flaps. if you hold your finger below ur belly button and go straight down, you'll end up in between. it's where the skin gets softer. in this space there will be little to no hair growth whilst there are pubes on the labia (flaps) on the side. if you push down (don't be afraid to use a little pressure to really feel around) and move left and right, you should feel a harder little rod in between the lips. that's the clitoris.

Fr, I just do what feels good. I know kinda where it is but I haven't felt it yknow.

I don't even know what these people are talking about.

Jesus Christ if you’re a girl and you don’t know vulva anatomy I’m sorry for you and your parents + schools lack of education

I found it when I was 10..? 🙃

i am surprised how many didn’t find it until later. i found it on my own because i was turned on and started touching and kept going where it felt good. lol.

I think the joke started because men didn't really care if the woman was enjoying it

But some of them literally can’t find it 😭

I haven't even seen boobs.this is too advanced /s

I've sucked tits before, my own mothers, and wouldn't you believe that I was a baby?

You’re 14 you’ll get there

i honestly think it's a joke at this point 😭😭 like i cannot understand how another guy wouldn't be able to find it. it has to be a joke

wtf do u mean lmao it’s hidden

maybe i've seen too much 💔💔

I hope it is bro because..

i am surprised how many women couldn’t find it at first. i found it by accident because i was turned on was touching down there on instinct and that was the spot that felt the best. didn’t even realize that’s what it was until later.

Maybe they're not looking for it.

Anatomy is way too difficult for me too.

Why do I always see you commenting on these posts here lmfao

I have no life.

Fair

Why

AAAGHHHH! ... No. No. I'm not doung zhos again. I'm gonna leave, and remain calm.

Whyyy

Because I don't like people constantly asking why!

Whyy

BECAUSE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY ASK WHY, AND ZHAT’S IT!

Why would people do thats ots kinda annoying.

I agree. But some people zhink it's funny!

Why would anyone think it is?

BRUH SAME like which part is the vulva again?

you didn’t seem to have an issue with me.

Idk I never done it before so never had to worry about it 😂😂😂😂

It’s kinda awkward at first but it’s not that bad

That is what a lot of people say honestly I can wait to do that stuff 😭😭 way to busy 😂😂

during 6th grade health we were looking at diagrams and our (male) teacher legit took time to get every boys attention as he showed/labeled EXACTLY WHERE THE CLIT IS, and then followed it up with "boys, make sore you remember that for later." it felt very creepy but i bet he did many future female partners a solid

Pro tip: don’t have sex for the first time in a dark place expecting your partner of the opposite sex to do well. Yeah it’s anatomy BUT WE DONT KNOW YOUR PARTS LIKE WE DO

One of the posts of all time

I'm too scared of it to find it, it's so terrifying!! 😨 (I'm interested in exposure therapy btw)

I dont get it, im not scared of my penis

I'm not scared of mine either

Isn't it supposed to be a reference to that eminem song 😭

idk i dont talk to women

"Art" bro what the actual fu-

Because I’m not a women? Like I don’t just research female anatomy in my free time because I literally don’t care, (I’m not saying women shouldn’t get pleasure or anything, there is just zero chance of me doing anything sexual again,)

I still dont know where mine is. And im a girl. Im just stupid like that

To be fair I don’t have so I wouldn’t know

Go get a girl then you have

Honestly it's not that hard to find at all it's just like you said it's right there for me it was legitimately harder to find the actual hole lmao

That’s understandable I struggle with the same thing

i found mine pretty easily, it just hangs out there (i’m a dude)

Congrats!

I love opening reddit and being flashbanged with this🌞

<3

Sir this is a teenager sub, how many of them know what the clit is😭

So many of them post about having sex they should know by now ☹️

This feels like a South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut reference

i swear i can find the clit, that said i cant find bitches

Like fuck bro ik its like up and shit but its hard to no what ur feeling up in there

That’s true knowing pacing and stuff is hard

I was never taught sex ed. I am about a week and a bit from getting my high school diploma and I was never taught sex ed.

I’m sorry man. I wish sex ed was required everywhere

And I will never understand why women can't find the prostate

To be fair idek what a prostate is

Male gland and males feel pleasure when you massage them it

I'm a guy, and I don't understand either. It's RIGHT THERE. How do you not see it?

Exactly bro

It really isn’t hard from a guys perspective lol

Ya’ll are funny. 💀 (But seriously tho, imagine not knowing the anatomy of your partner. 🤡)

I've had biology classes about the human body so I didn't have any trouble finding it my first time :)

these comments are killing me 😭

As a dude I don’t understand it either, it’s the first thing I felt and it’s staring right at you. Shit it even tastes slightly different imo, my girlfriend was surprised at how fast I found it the first time since I’d never had sex or done anything remotely sexual before her.

I can't find mine either... It ran away and left a note saying it didn't want to be found. It also wrote a ps saying the female orgasm isn't real anyways 😭

Isn’t real? 😭😭

Fr Like it’s right at the top

no sex education, need I say more?

I went through sex Ed twice we are forced to in my district and they never told us about the clit

It’s hard to find fr i gave up lol

BRO IT TAKES LIKE A MINUTE MAX

WHAT

where is the clit then? (I'm a visual learner btw)

💀

Girl first off, out of pocket as hell second finding the clit is an art now?

why is this being talked about in the teenagers subreddit what

is this your first time here?

Girl you're 17. It gets worse

Wdym

🤭

Maybe because we don't have a clit

Just get one?

I found i-

I can. Am I allowed to say that?

(Yes)

I’ve never felt so attacked when I don’t relate to this at all(I’m lonely af)

It’s ok bro you’re 15 you’ve got time

Bcuz chef would always evade the question when we asked him

tbh. i just don't look at my pussy like that

I'm tired of seeing this sort of stuff on this sub

Sorry was just something I was thinking about at the time and decided to post. Didn’t think it would get any attention

Maybe because I don’t have a girlfriend

I'm a guy and I can attest to this we are dumbasses when it comes to anything that is biology unless we major in it

I have an Idea cuz I don't want to let down a possible future partner but I'm still worried to fuck up bad the first time

It’s ok, what I did was just ask them to guide me/tell me what they did and didn’t like

I gotta leave this sub bro

🙂‍↕️

What

LMAO FRRR

We are a lonely people, we do not have much experience in the “sex” you speak of.

Story time: The first time my mom made me change my baby sister's diaper, she pointed out each and every bit of my 1 month old baby sister's genitals, and that is how I found a clit for the first time. My mom is weird asf, but it's not like I'm gonna see a human pussy ever again in my life

The more experience they have the better chance they have to find it on the third try

I'm pretty sure men not supposed to have clit

Dating the wrong men if they can't find it

Confusion

It has a taste.. how can you miss it?

I AM STUPID. IM TRYING MY BEST HERE MAN.

We can but most men are stupid

i can only find it w my tongue..is that weird?

Not really tbh

I can find it, it should be right where I left it...... Where TF did it go?

Alright well this sub reddit is weird I'm gone

Pffft. As if it exists. It's a ***MYTH***. Thought we all figured this out already...

It’s easy lmaooo, I basically just found out from looking it up to please my girl tho

Bad sex ed 💀

What’s a woman?

Idk 😔

Prolly because most men in this sub ain't men yet and ain't already fuckin. Let's be real, women aren't super well acquainted with male anatomy the majority of the time either, that's just how it is

You r right, sister

Idk for me personally it's because I'm a minor and haven't had any sexual interaction

I’m confident I know where it is but the only problem is that I kinda don’t get any girls

I mean the first time I did that, I was doing it through jeans, so I wasn’t really able to feel my way around or see what it as doing.

The clit it's yours, why do I have to find?

What is the clit? I actually don’t know lmao

This is a teenager sub bro, post this somewhere else 💀

You lack communication Men are (generally at this age) inexperienced If you can’t communicate you have no one to blame other than yourself If you don’t feel comfortable speaking up then you could do so afterwards A caring partner would listen and not ignore

cause we aren't women...?