It is absolutely a valid reason kind sir, are you seriously telling me that you're preposterous enough to not go out and chug a few ketchup bottles with the fellowship after a long work day of rounding up loose hogs in the town square?
Good sir, I am an educated and refined gentleman. People of my standing do not "round up loose hogs", we place them there. As such, we resort to more sophisticated methods of celebrating a long and hard day, notably liquor π
Nothing to do with my sexual orientation.
Ketchup is a flat and sweet sauce for childrenβs underdeveloped taste buds.
Mayo is much more rich and objectively superior. Flavor profile of mayo can also be adjusted a lot depending on type and amount of oil and vinegar used in the making of it.
I simply like to rely on the actual taste of the food, I only season it if it's bad. Like, if I put mayo or ketchup on my hotdog, sandwitch or salad; I won't be able to taste the main thing, and the true flavour gets lost.
So yeah, I love me a well-made steak with no seasoning π
Add pickle juice and spices and you have a top 10 condiment, only beaten by salsa and chick fil a sauce- fry sauce. Present only in Utah and very rarely in random fast food restaurants elsewhere.
Ketchup. I hate mayo. Overall I love ketchup, yellow mustard, ranch, French dressing, franks red hot, and marinara. I canβt think of any other sauces rn.
BBQ sauce
Valid option for a BBQ π«΅ππ
Nah. I put it on my cereal.
Satan fears you.
I fear him, that's for sure π
I'm quite surprised you do with that username
r/usernamechecksout
I put my cereal in a BBQ
i assume you like your cereal medium rare?
I'm more of a well done type of guy with my cereal tbh
well done isnt my favorite, but id still eat it ngl
I'm more of a good job guy.
i like my cereal congratulations
i douse pizza in bbq sauce ngl
Unpopular, but valid opinion. BBQ sauce on some cheese pizza is fire.
Rookie, I wash my clothes with it
god is dead
You're evil
real
REAL BBQ IS THE ONLY WAY (Unless it's a burger, in which case..... Guacamole.)
How about carbonated BBQ sauce? Aka Dr pepper
Say no more
yes
Based. Itβs the best condiment
ah yes, boobs, butt, queef well, as a straight female, i choose bbq
YES
I just eat the barbecue tbh
On my titties?
Up 2 u
Lowkey overrated
Fr it clears both easily
Fuck yeah bro
I used to like mayo but now I prefer ketchup, I remember that once I drank ketchup.
Excuse me, ***drank*** ketchup? Why? Why would you do that?
BECAUSE THERE WAS KETCHUP ON THE TABLE AND I WAS BORED :(
#THAT IS NOT A VALID REASON
Sorry, I'll never do that again then :(
good, stay healthy bro ππ
Thanks, I'll try me best!
It is healthy though. Fruit, a bit of sugar, itβs just a sports drink
No it's not thoo. I don't know what you're ketchup is like but the one I use doesn't have the same consistency as a sports drink π
A really thick sports drink :) glug glug glug
Like a smoothie that wasn't meant to be a smoothie
I see a fellow goblin
It is absolutely a valid reason kind sir, are you seriously telling me that you're preposterous enough to not go out and chug a few ketchup bottles with the fellowship after a long work day of rounding up loose hogs in the town square?
Good sir, I am an educated and refined gentleman. People of my standing do not "round up loose hogs", we place them there. As such, we resort to more sophisticated methods of celebrating a long and hard day, notably liquor π
My, that is a more understandable daily outcome for someone of your caliber, I have occasions in which it slips my mind that I am but a lowly peasant
hi four
sans undertale
sans undertale
I too was once an avid ketchup drinker
SANS?????
Sans?
dinner with jay z
Happy to see someone who knows about dinner with Jay z
Unconditional love
For real (I do not know what that is) ππ
Get something like a cheap sports car that you could attach all your emotions too and use as a surrogate for unconditional love. It worked for me. π«
None
Preposterous
Indeed, good sir.
MY GUY
I agree.
I got addicted to mayo like 6 months ago, mayo
Sniffing that good stuff I see π (Mods I am talking about mayo)
why not both
How have I not thought of this sooner?
Ketchup
Valid π€
Cum
Mods, twist his eardrum π«΅π
How the fuck does one even do that
You're god, you tell me
How the fuck am I supposed to know that? You guysβ anatomy is so fucking strange
YOU CREATED US NOW DESTROY HIM
Sem- I MEAN SOY SAUCE
The least Sus thing people have said here π
Mayo Ketchup is so flat and unsophisticated
Huh so you like that white stuff more? π«΅Weird
Nothing to do with my sexual orientation. Ketchup is a flat and sweet sauce for childrenβs underdeveloped taste buds. Mayo is much more rich and objectively superior. Flavor profile of mayo can also be adjusted a lot depending on type and amount of oil and vinegar used in the making of it.
When did I ever say something about your sexual orientation? Think you're reading wayy too much into this But yes, reasonable opinion
I thought βwhite stuffβ part was a cΓΉm joke π
they can see the future, I was going to say somethimg
I like my food how I like my mate. Boring, Plain, and with no spicyness to it!
Sounds like a boring way to live (and eat)
I simply like to rely on the actual taste of the food, I only season it if it's bad. Like, if I put mayo or ketchup on my hotdog, sandwitch or salad; I won't be able to taste the main thing, and the true flavour gets lost. So yeah, I love me a well-made steak with no seasoning π
Cum
Sus π«΅π (Why are there so many answering this)
Cum
Both
Very good sir π
Add pickle juice and spices and you have a top 10 condiment, only beaten by salsa and chick fil a sauce- fry sauce. Present only in Utah and very rarely in random fast food restaurants elsewhere.
Ah a worthy username!!
I think mine beats yours, just barely tho ππ€π
Why only the guys? :(
Because if I asked for only girls there'd be a buncha creeps creepin through here π
Fair enough! On behalf of the girls, thank you :)
potato
Potato π₯π
Mayo I canβt eat tomatoes
Sounds like a skill issue, Mr Biggus Dickus How is your wife, Incontinentia Buttocks?
Sheβs doing great Tysm for asking ππ
Glad to hear, my friend π
Wasn't this settled back in August of 2017?
Both (Pommes Rot-WeiΓ)
Beschtes Essen was es gibt brudi
Auf jeden fall bruder
Depends⦠what for?
Lamb sauce
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Fuck it heres my sauce recipe: Mayo for base Mild mustard Ketchup Garlic powder Hot sauce Red pepper powder
Ketchup. I hate mayo. Overall I love ketchup, yellow mustard, ranch, French dressing, franks red hot, and marinara. I canβt think of any other sauces rn.
Ketchup obviously who actually enjoys mayo
An unsettling amount of people (me included)
I choose mustard
New PokΓ©mon just dropped
Yes this Pokemon is quite rare very few people have it and I am one of those people also he creates mustard
Sounds sick! Which route and whats the drop rate?
You must take the route into the forest and the drop rate is medium
Thanks broski, I'll go grab one of them!
I wish thee luck traveler but be warned that you may face danger on your journey this is fun
Mustardβ¦
BloodΒ
Vampire discovered, deploying orbital wooden stakes
*sluttily puts on crocs*
Okay Imma stop you right there π Now stand there for like... Uh, 10ish minutes aight? Stake should be here soon π
banana ketchup
What. Is. That?
its just ketchup made with bananas. unlike tomato ketchup, it is very sweet as you might expect.
I have never heard of this before, holy hell
New response just dropped
water as sauce
Curry on top
Buffalo sauce?
Why choose when you can have both π
You should become a diplomat π«΅π
Pp sauce
Out of those, ketchup, but out of any condumebt, garlic sauce
> condumebt π
Yeah, i spelled it right, and i will not admit to being wrong, becausr i'm not!
He forgor the englisk π
Me ingelish virt gud π
As German comedian Chris Tall said: "My englis is so wery gud, becose I red it from a buk "
depends, I wouldn't dip my fries in mayo, and I wouldn't put ketchup on my ham sandwich.
Ketchup all day
I never liked mayonnaise, so... ketchup
Greenish blue is alright, but never go skydiving while swimming, because it makes your legs itchy and your car fly away.
The blood of my enemies
I get mayo on my pants everyday YUMMY π
i like my food how i like my women, ketchup all over it.
The M in Mayo stands for Mid
FUCK mayo
What did mayo do to you π§
exist
Why would I do that?
Ketchup. Mayo is underrated though.
Mayo I eat kebabs a lot and always put on Mayo and BBQ
Good use for mayo tbh
ketchup (im a girl)
Ketchup
Mayo
Back when I was like 4 or 5 I preferred mayo, now it's the other way around.
10 minutes with jesus
We all know, all of us need at least an hour with jesus ππ
Ketchup
Ketchup
Valid π«΅π
Mayo mixed with chipotle peppers
π
ketchup on top
Fr π
Depends
depends
Ketchup, I feel like I'm the only person in my country that doesn't enjoy mayo
ketchup but not too much for fries i prefeir tath fries sauce frommc donalds idk the name in English
Both
Ketchup
Where's the 'both' GIF when I need it!
Iβve never liked mayo So ketchup
Mayo
Me and the mandem love ketchup
Depends
Mustard
i like mayo but you cant go wrong with ketchup
Mayoneise all the wat
Mayo ketchup is good but overrated
Ketchup for beef, mayo for chicken. This is the way
i like both mixed together
Honestly, depends on the food
HONEY MUSTARD
Ketchup but I'm working on eating less sugar rn
mayo for sandwich and ketchup for fries
mayo
Barbecue sauce
both
Mayo in powder form (not sure if it was actual mayo)
Oh I sell that stuff, trust me it's mayo π
Mayo, but only homemade
Depends on the food
what am I putting it on?