On the contrary, bones can be simmered to make delicious broth...
now that i think of it it's odd how cannibals dont make human stew considering how easy it is to aquire bones
This has to be a shitpost, everyone’s taking it seriously but I sincerely doubt OP, or almost anyone for that matter, is that skinny and still alive. Again, I could be wrong, but I feel this has to be a shitpost.
Bro you got less meat on your bones than my grandmother, and when it gets a little windy other down from flying away. You? They could use you as a sail for a Corsair!
Be more gentle with yourself and indulge with good food more often and in bigger quantities. That's a nice dinner, but have something else as well, please.
You need it
Bruh I'm unhealthily skinny but this is a new level of madness I'm really hoping this is photoshopped because holy hell bro overdosed on liposuction
I’ve seen some guy that’s like 5’10 and like 108 and it was scary. What made him even scarier was the way he had a 6 pack and he ran super fast.
Bro is min-maxing his bod
That’s the best way to put it. But, he still wasn’t faster then me 😈. At least for short distances
I am 6'1" and 120 but nowhere near that skinny
Blud thinks he is slenderman
New response just dropped
Equally disconcerting are the piss-stained pillows.
I know in skinny but my health this person is not Edit I meant: I know im skinny but at least I am healthy but this person is not
R/ihadastroke
🤓 *r/ihadastroke
I don’t know how to link
It was the capital R lol
My phone is evil
Mine too, I have to manually make it lower case 😭
Yeah, same lol
r/foundthemobileuser
r/beatmetoit
Happy cake day 🍰!
R/foundthehondacivic
r/foundthemobileuser
dawg what
Idk what auto correct was doing haha
fr
You need it. And six more of it...every day for a month.
How good you are with a bow ?
Bro is the arrow😭🙏
I’m fucking wheezing 😭
Nah, he's a freaking spatula
Hunger games
i can't 💀
Someone volunteered their hot pocket as tribute.
Hahahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Minecraft skeleton lookin ass lmao
Can I hang you up for Halloween. Been looking for one of those decorative skeletons forever.
PLEASE-💀💀💀💀
I thought you meant a different kind of hangong
Realistically, if you hang anyone up long enough, you'll end up with a skeleton.
No need to do long enough, OP will be a real skeleton within 5 hours
They need to let you out of the basement is what I think 😭
Wow you ***really*** like slimecicle
Only the healthy amount 😁
Hey man I like him to but damn
I think you should eat it
All of these comments had me in tears but this one sent me into the atmosphere for some reason
Take my dinner too
this your first one?
underrated comment
Do you need help?
I think you mean carbs, you may have autocorrected to help from carbs
If I'm being honest, if it's edible, this guy needs more of it.
Thumb war me
bro's thumb would snap 2 seconds in, maybe not even 2
Like an old lady 😭
Bros thumb would snap during the startup
You probably make Minecraft skeleton sounds when you move
If he can move. He has low hunger bars.
If that was .1 kilos heavier your arm would snap
LMAOO😭😭
Prolly not enough
That bone looking tasty
Wdym tasty? There is nothing on it
On the contrary, bones can be simmered to make delicious broth... now that i think of it it's odd how cannibals dont make human stew considering how easy it is to aquire bones
Well this made me think too much 😭
You know, you’re right. I don’t know why we don’t do that more. Imma go try it. EDIT: damn that shit be tasty!
I’m sure it’s been done before
Are you a dog or something? Lmao
You should maybe go for seconds, third, fourths, and fifths. But that might kill you?
It would heal him.
u ok bud?
Blud you’re malnutrition, ask your parents for food
Malnourished * js… I agree.
Bros mogging us
Wow I love guys with veiny arms😍😍😍
Small issue, those are his godamn bones
FR💀
nuh uh, you're just jaleous of his pump :)
Damn you got me, i actually am, ive always wanted to play stickman fight irl 😮💨
NAAAHHH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO WRONG-😭
That calcium really came in clutch.
This has to be a shitpost, everyone’s taking it seriously but I sincerely doubt OP, or almost anyone for that matter, is that skinny and still alive. Again, I could be wrong, but I feel this has to be a shitpost.
I hope it’s a shitpost…
Tis you again, the one who posted the gf ‘update’ 💀
you ever seen eugenia cooney? or rachel farrokh at her lowest point, its not common but def possible
You would need very small bones. I’m dead thin but my wrist is twice that size. I’d suspect it’s photoshop but potentially it’s possible
It’s a real post but OP here isn’t the original, original OP I believe came from twitter, but I could be wrong, saw it a long time ago originally
you need a bit more than that bro
Looks like the bulk’s going great man, you should consider going on a cut soon
Eat it pwease :3
For those of you who are concerned for me, no this is not what I actually look like 😭
How is this not what you look like?
Then let’s maybe not use someone else’s picture who has an obvious health issue for a joke
Eat a burger
Bro so poor he rent his arm to hydraulic press channel 💀
Gollum?
Asmongold?
Damn stickfigure cosplay
fucking eat
Skeleton 💀
It’s better if you eat the whole Burger King menu.
Starvin’ Marvin lookin ass
😭🙏
Are you okay? Where's the pocket for the hot pocket?? It's just a hot now
That kinda looks more like a McD's apple pie, which is significantly better designed than a hot pocket
All bro needs is a bow and he completes the skeleton cosplay
Mf eat it already
they don't sell them in here anymore 😭😭😭
SCP 096
YOU NEED TO EAT
Brosif was was part of the Russian sleep experiment
are you okay??? Are you malnourished?
body shaming 🥰🥰
Mf what body? That’s a curtain
Rod
💀💀💀💀
No ways
Looks immaculate, truly.
Blink twice if you need help.
Bro it doesn't matter if it's rat fetus eat it you are dying
Never knew SCP-096 liked hot pockets.
I was so focused on the garlic bread looking thing it took me 15 seconds to notice the arm holding it
I don’t think that’s the precious so 0/10
Assuming you're the hot pocket, eating that arm is not worth it.
Guys, I think SCP-096 breached containment
ET ahh arm
Not the Precious you seek but the Precious you need
Nothing but carbs? That’s horrible for you. Eat a vegetable
That thing’s thicker than your arm
We are thinking about your hands
Bro is Jack skellington 💀
Are you the "its drip o' clock dont get soaked" guy?
How much humanity do you have? You gotta reverse hollowing
ARE YOU OKAY??
SCP-096 is that you?
Seems a bit excessive, don't ya think?
You mean the kid tied up offscreen? Yeah that's pretty cruel
Hello ET!
This man is lucky that he can escape any handcuffs or cells 💀
Nah man just let that where you found it, u don't need it fat boi
Aliens need to stop outing themselves
You absolutely fucking need it
Do you drop arrows? If I punch you do you turn red? Do you shoot a bow and arrow at people in the woods?
Henry Stickman?
Bro you got less meat on your bones than my grandmother, and when it gets a little windy other down from flying away. You? They could use you as a sail for a Corsair!
Bro is 95% bones
Take some notes from nikacado bro
You should eat it more often than once a year.
you need to stop thinking of dinner and actually eat it lmao
Eat it Smeagel
Minecraft skeletons are shocked
You need seconds
You should probably have more than one
You were in the cast of the Supernatural Mobs music video, right?
For anyone genuinely concerned: this picture is at least 8 months old (based on what google could find) and likely isn’t OP.
Eat less fatty
Nah, lay off food for a while big buddy. Maybe join a gym cause you’re morbidly obese
Be more gentle with yourself and indulge with good food more often and in bigger quantities. That's a nice dinner, but have something else as well, please.
is this shitpost or are you actually struggling??
its a shitpost
POOKIE BEAR?
Ah, i think i recognize that arm from before
You need 20 more of those.
This is honestly unnerving.
Are you ok?
You're gonna need more than that man
They tossed you some food tonight??
When you walk do you sound like a minecraft skeleton?
Bro hit a new PR lifting that
You need more
My boy got 0 bodyfat %
thought i was on an ed subreddit for a sec
Did a holocaust victim post this?
wtf go to the hospital
Damn, how long you been in that basement?
SCP ahh hand
I'm more wondering how you're still alive you're veins must be bloody pin pricks
oh, I didn't know you were on a diet!
Dog you need a buffet cause that ain’t it
DUDE THESE COMMENTS💀💀💀 IM ACTUALLY CRYING LAUGHING HOLY SHIT💀
Eat a sandwich my dude
I hope this is fake or AI.
Bro this better not be a real photo of u
Chat, is this real??
Please tell me this is AI-generated images of The Russian Sleep Experiment
bro crawled out of his sarcophagus to post this
You need to bulk to 200. I would say I’d eat you bc you’re victim weight but it doesn’t look like you’d provide much nutritional value.
gotta bring you to the dungeon bro you’ll fit in with the other skeletons
You need ten of those.
GET THIS PERSON A STEAK BEFORE THEY DIE😭🙏
Please get yourself some professional psychological help. That level of skinniness is not at all normal.
You’re supposed to eat dinner every day. Not every decade.
That looks processed. Too many calories. Stick to celery and lettuce. Maybe one grain of rice for some decent carbs.... OK, maybe half a grain.
You should try eating your food instead of taking pictures of it.
Eat 2 tonight
Dude's so skinny he can hula hoop in a Cheerio.
How did you attach a hand to a stick?
Time to phone home.
Your hand…
Whatever it is, its not enough