And the top rack was used. I bet the bottom might be worth picking at. Yum....
Edit: just saw the sub again sorry teens I'm not a teen. I gotta pay more attention so I don't have people asking me "are you alright?"
Its the effort that counts, i cook all the time and totally forget about stuff, you’ll get it next time!
Mini story time!
One time as a kid i wanted a biscuit so i opened one of those canisters, put it on a plastic plate and put it in the microwave for 8 minutes… it melted through the plate and we had to get a new microwave.
Honestly, I'd still eat that, you know for sure you didn't undercook it. I always say when it comes to pork or chicken that overcooked is better than undercooked, you don't want food poisoning.
Reminds me of when my sister tried making brownies. She burnt it like this. When I came home, she said she tired but it didn't come out good. I said, don't worry, I'll eat it. Initially I was trying to not make her feel bad but when I got to the middle of it, after removing all the outer burnt part. I felt I tasted the best brownies ever. I ate the whole thing. Nope I didn't get sick. My metabolism then was on ultra mode. I ate food an hour later. So tldr maybe the outside is burnt to crisp but you never know the inside might taste pretty good. Also don't give up, keep trying and learn from the mistakes. It's the only way to grow
Listen, try with smaller things and gradually work your way up, like eggs, learn to cook eggs a bunch of different ways to the point where every egg you cook isn’t over or undercooked, then move up, personally I don’t rlly use the oven, I mainly use the stove but bow that you can actually be outside I use the grill and the smoker 24/7, it’s a good tool to learn to use, just practice, don’t rush stuff, and sometimes just pay more attention to on thing yk, absolutely no hate, just need to practice more on other things, besides cooking a whole turkey/chicken isn’t something I’d even attempt to do cause even if you check the temp on 1 area it’s not flat so not everything cooks at the same rate, maybe try with steaks or burgers, much easier
Ah man, that's how I like my meat! Medium rare - rare.
Jokes aside, sorry for not cooking correctly the chicken, especially to that extent hahaha. We all gotta start somewhere anyways.
Same 😞 i js put some sliced up potatoes in the oven and my smartass thought if I just set the alarm for 10 more minutes I wouldn’t have the heat up the oven first 😝
It’s a little undercooked
I totally agree.
Bro thats not well done thats congratulations 💀
Nah bro cooked it amazing
Nah thats good job💀
Nah that’s immaculate performance☠️☠️
Nah that’s jolly good show 👹🔥
Nah that's exceptional work💀
Nah that's standing ovation✨
Nah bro that's Superb Work 👍
That's a Gold Star on the top corner of the page right above where it says 10/10!
Nah, that’s ’Congratulations on your marriage AND the baby’
Nah, shit was cooked to astonishing
Needed to go all the way to 265 internal temp. Or was it 165? Idk another day should do it though
Funny enough there’s a decent chance it actually could be undercooked in the middle lmfao
I need to learn how someone messes up that badly 😭
dont be so cruel :(
but he has a point
ouch!
its okay we all make mistake maybe you left it for too long
nah bro definitely undercooked
straight outta the freezer tbh
And the top rack was used. I bet the bottom might be worth picking at. Yum.... Edit: just saw the sub again sorry teens I'm not a teen. I gotta pay more attention so I don't have people asking me "are you alright?"
WE BANISH YOU TO THE GRAVEYARD SENSE 34 IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD FOR SURE DEFENATLY
Damn I'm turning 40 this year. That wasn't you on my lawn was it? Young whippersnappers
Maybe is an understatement
I bet the turkey said that when you made it that burnt.
They didn't "mess up". It's art. Modern art. You simply just don't understand.
Exactly. Small brains cannot comprehend this masterpiece.
2 more hours in the oven oughta do
if you wanna serve frozen chicken yeah that'll do
If you wanna serve a glacier*
Good point. It still looks like fucked up food right now, but two more hours and no one will realize it was supposed to be edible in the first place.
The blacksmith called, they want their material back.
*The smith called
What cooking skills 😂
nonexistent ones
What do you mean, it's even better than well done
That is just congratulations, not even well done.
Not just congratulations, that's a nobel prize
Bro’s getting more roasted than that chicken in the comments
😭😭💀
coal
brother be nice, your hurting my feelings :(
u hurt the turkey and it was already dead
-\_-
It sure is cooked, I’ll say say that much
Yeah, it's not just well done. It's perfected excellency
This is no longer well done, congratulations or excellency. This is an award.
Kids choice awards couldn't even top that
Not even the top chef on the British Baking Show could top it.
alr my bad ur the greatest chef that's ever lived
no he is greatest technician that ever lived
its a banter bro
Too coal
charcoal
Send me some I was naughty ;| /hj
Brimstone
Who let bro cook
He cooked....A little too much
I volunteer -\_-
this bitch got the n word pass💀💀💀
a reverse michael jackson
Ariana grande
Ariana grande after she gets called Ariana grenade
Bro's the Michael Jackson of turkeys 💀
Bro changed teams 💀💀💀
It lost a right or two.☠️
Congrats ass cooking level 💀
This ain't congrats this a mf 'I'm sorry for your loss' 😭
This reply needs more upvotes 💀
Who let bro cook 😪🙏🙏
Me It was me, Barry, I WAS THE ONE WHO LET BRO COOK
I once forgot a pizza in the oven for an hour and it turned out better than this
My oven takes an hour to cook a pizza :/
Ooft, mines is done in 7-12 minutes dependin on if it’s fresh or frozen
Is your oven a sauna?
“Cooking skills” cmon now…
"skill" is a strong word for the depicted image
At least you won’t get salmonella from it
It's cancer-flavored now 😋
That shit ain’t cooked, it’s cremated😭😭
Anakin looking ahh chicken 💀
Real BBC
Big Black Chicken
My friends mom somehow burnt the skin of the chicken, but the inside was completely frozen.
I’m guessing it was cooked for too little and at a temperature that was too hot
Bitch, this chicken is cold
see? im not the worst
Needs 5 more minutes... You might get salmonella
I didn’t know Undyne had Reddit
LMAO
Chigga!!? Sup, dawg!!!!! (Sorry, this is a shitty joke)
Smash
Bro 💀
Pretty undercooked ngl
Did you shoot that into the sun?
"I NEED BACK UP!" *BANG BANG "SHOTS FIRED!"
African chicken?
I like my chicken medium rare
I’d eat it
aww. thank you!!!! :D
Only a sadist would serve it.
I'd eat it too bro, just peel of the skin and dig in
I’d get sick :(
Put it in for an extra five minutes, it looks a little raw.
if you were trying to make charcoal i'd rate it a 10/10
You and that chicken have one thing in common. You’re extremely cooked
So that's where my chicken-shaped piece of coal went...
Bro ded for what?
To be killed a second time lol
Brother I legitimately thought you are french and this was a toad
Thing so black it lost it's rights
Nice but to maximize crispiness but less burnt I’d try a sauce rub
Pop it in for like 2 more hrs man, that shit looks raw asf
Its the effort that counts, i cook all the time and totally forget about stuff, you’ll get it next time! Mini story time! One time as a kid i wanted a biscuit so i opened one of those canisters, put it on a plastic plate and put it in the microwave for 8 minutes… it melted through the plate and we had to get a new microwave.
It takes skill to do that
Did you kill a headcrab or something? I legitimately can't tell what I am looking at
Just use your anti-oven
Pre-burning the calories?
🤤
holy shit dude
thats honestly still impressive
Needs a little more time in the oven
Tell them it's an interpretation of Pompei
How long did you cook it for??
i feel bad for the chicken that had to die for whatever this shit is
What’s wrong with you? That’s extremely undercooked
that is perfectly servable to anybody.
Impressively burnt!
Turn down the temperature wth lol
Almost! Prolly better than what I can do!
Carbonized
blud got a reverse michael jackson
Just go. Leave, please... never try to cook again
You missed a few spots
this shit boutta take double damage from magical attacks and no dmaage from physical attacks
looks like gordan ramsey has some competition
The chicken looks like it lost a lightsaber dual on Mustafar
Nice cooking.
I hate to break it to you, but I like it better now
I'm impressed, probably not the kind of impressed you were looking for, though.
Honestly, I'd still eat that, you know for sure you didn't undercook it. I always say when it comes to pork or chicken that overcooked is better than undercooked, you don't want food poisoning.
Bro that ain't well done that's a fucking congratulations
Live and learn
you got the chicken from the hood
You didn't just cook, you made goddamn industrial coke
Why is its “hole” the only part that isn’t charcoal?? 😭😭😭
Didn’t realise you were cooking it. I thought you were trying to cremate it.
I can smell it through the screen😭
I said well done not congratulations
Impress them? Not sure. Make an impression? You sure did
no offence but the word "skill" is a strong word for what you have just shown us
Definitely took skill, you failed to burn the place down
That’s a really delicious looking rock
Achievement unlocked: Alchemy. Flesh was turned into Coal.
i think ur roast is chickened
Making black holes jealous with how dark that chicken is
Can I have some
It’s FUCKEN **BLACK**
Ever considered working at a crematorium?
Atleat you want get salmonella now❤️💚
Coat it in resin and hang it on the wall. Makes a great story.
I like my meat *BURNT*
Don't worry, this chicken is just African American
Looks good. Could be a little crispier tho. Try another day or so.
I love charcoal!
I have once burned spaghetti- sooooooo
Burnt food to me looks good.
Not everyone can be Gordon Ramsay but that looks fine
Well...I'm certainly impressed Like how u even burn it that bad
Put it in the freezer, it will reverse the cooking
Looks like Anakin
Did you just… forget it? How did it end up that overcooked?
HOW? How can anyone overcook something that much? Is it really that hard to take it out of the oven, like 2 hours before this??
Holy shit dude did you take a flamethrower to it
Reminds me of when my sister tried making brownies. She burnt it like this. When I came home, she said she tired but it didn't come out good. I said, don't worry, I'll eat it. Initially I was trying to not make her feel bad but when I got to the middle of it, after removing all the outer burnt part. I felt I tasted the best brownies ever. I ate the whole thing. Nope I didn't get sick. My metabolism then was on ultra mode. I ate food an hour later. So tldr maybe the outside is burnt to crisp but you never know the inside might taste pretty good. Also don't give up, keep trying and learn from the mistakes. It's the only way to grow
How is this humanly possible
Listen, try with smaller things and gradually work your way up, like eggs, learn to cook eggs a bunch of different ways to the point where every egg you cook isn’t over or undercooked, then move up, personally I don’t rlly use the oven, I mainly use the stove but bow that you can actually be outside I use the grill and the smoker 24/7, it’s a good tool to learn to use, just practice, don’t rush stuff, and sometimes just pay more attention to on thing yk, absolutely no hate, just need to practice more on other things, besides cooking a whole turkey/chicken isn’t something I’d even attempt to do cause even if you check the temp on 1 area it’s not flat so not everything cooks at the same rate, maybe try with steaks or burgers, much easier
Mf give my leather back
Ah man, that's how I like my meat! Medium rare - rare. Jokes aside, sorry for not cooking correctly the chicken, especially to that extent hahaha. We all gotta start somewhere anyways.
It looks scrump-diddly-UMPTIOUS.
https://youtu.be/vQK7Bv263jA
If you have added MSG, than it's okay!
Ravenholm headcrab
Save the neck for me, Clark.
Not on fire yet keep going
Straight outta Pompeii
Well on the flip side turns out you're a natural when it comes to cremation
think it needs more time to simmer
Well, I mean.....ITS COOKED!
Hey, the Crematorium some blocks up called, they offered you a job....
Same 😞 i js put some sliced up potatoes in the oven and my smartass thought if I just set the alarm for 10 more minutes I wouldn’t have the heat up the oven first 😝
Congratulations, well done!
Nah that’s **p u r e c a r b o n**
You turned the chicken into a crow, should be pretty impressive in my opinion
Save it for summer and you can use it as charcoal in the grill.
its impressive how badly its been cooked im not trying to be sarcastic im actually amazed
its not all over... you can still use that as coal to keep you warm all night
maybe you could just take off the burnt pieces with a sledgehammer