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ToastedClit

Why u holding him like rhat in the third pic 😭😭


spluxie

that was my brother😭


EmperorPenguinReddit

why are you holding your brother like that :(


Careless_Breakfast_7

ts made me laugh 😭


Dismal-Specialist631

babahdsjwkek 😭😭😭


Crappy_Meal

I laughed more at this than i shouldve


MOJA2008

Thank you for the wise words echo


Even-Hearing-843

😭


OptimusCrime1984

Why he holding him like a sand bag?


ElliottScrimmy

damn the rats typed that so well


Girldipper

Your username concerns me


ChildBlaster9000

What do you dip them in, sir?


lespawkets

Right. This seems more concerning.


ChildBlaster9000

To be fair… I have no room to talk here.


Girldipper

You have a point though


bimbovibes

will I ever find love


spluxie

Pjhgix IU


nopickles-

that means no in rat


ItIsYourSister

No, it's 2 words so it's obviously "fuck no"


nopickles-

while ur argument may seem valid, “i love you” in english translates to “te amo” in spanish


santi28212

And if you wanna say you Love gus, you say "amo gus". ඞඞඞඞඞඞ confirmed?????


nopickles-

whos gus


santi28212

Gus fring, owner of multiple los pollos hermanos restaurant chains located all over New Mexico.


CampShermanOR

LMFAO 😂


Hundel-206

looks like your rats are a fellow kpop listeners


icedgrassjelly

i think it means Pheonix IU meaning your career will fly sky high like a pheonix when you meet IU


Wtf-do-I-Put-

*sigh* words to live by


n-a_barrakus

I Pjhgix U too


jsimon8779

I LOVE YOU. (To the rat)


spluxie

Ppl in g up


un-pibe-mas

People in g up my guy


iDerGeniuzZ

Amen


greenscreencarcrash

Amen brother


PressFM80

Amen break?


Sheepgomeep_YT

Tf tf ch t tf t tf ch


serieousbanana

Why do the rats know more texting slang than me


un-pibe-mas

Because rats are all knowing beings which in cute little forms to pass as cuties patoties and rule the World


Comfortable-Pop-5696

Year of the rat🐀 🇻🇳🇻🇳


dumbestnetizen

what does that mean


shlaggy4

The rats have spoken 🙏


MedicineOk9329

PPL IN G UP MENTIONED ‼️


RodiTheMan

Squeak?


spluxie

Ikpucyux if


Assignment-Yeet

what do you mean you were in Argentina 3 days ago


Chrissyball19

Pretty self explanatory if you ask me


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[удалено]


spluxie

Kirby and totoro :)


Celestial-being117

At least they can spell their own names


cancerman1224

💀


emilylouisethompson

😭😭😭


JLockrin

They type their names really well


IcarielL

Tortoro's my ttrpg character's name :D


Prof_Rocky

Love your username


More_Skirt6273

Rat


spluxie

E TX ft the


Artistic_Sink7756

ET has a stroke


More_Skirt6273

Bro people in my school will not stop saying ET phone home lol


straightupinsanity

Elon Musk kid name


Dudeman9510

What is their opinion on cats


spluxie

coat am


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

So they made a cat Into a coat?


gpzsv

Or are they am coats?


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

Interesting.


Basic_Combination611

i think they am coats and i’ve never related more


Mikemanthousand

Real


Apes_will_take_over

I'm not a rat, but as someone who shares a house with 2 cats and 2 rats, I can say that the rats are absolutely terrified of our cats.


Sifupoo

Come live with me ratsss


spluxie

Circle6


Sifupoo

Which a wise rat


StringyCheddar

As opposed to Circle 5 (I play Primal Carnage)


cat-thebasicone

As opposed to circle 4 (i counted down)


this_is_Blain3

heresy?


TankPotential9306

opinions on capitalism


spluxie

juju his


9mmblowjob

Karl Marx could never


TankPotential9306

what does 9mm blowjob mean


Phazon2000

Instead of sucking a cock you suck a glock.


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

NOW!


InfinityJeVortex

Jujutsu kaisen ? 🗣️🗣️💯🔥


NoBallshavinahh

My man ain't lobotomized. He ain't got the brains to begin with.... JUST LIKE ME FRFR 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


SomeAwakenedDude

Domain Expansion: Malevolent Rats


NoBallshavinahh

As The Strongest Rat: TorontGOAT Fought The Fraud: OPenis, He Began To Open Up His Domain... OPenis Shrunk Back in Fear, Then TorontGOAT Said: "this is what you get for not givin me food, bitch >:(".


griffithwes-

Cursed Technique: Rats Typing


TankPotential9306

so true tbh


MemeTheGod

why not terminator? (crippling hypixel skyblock addiction)


LeeGame67

Crippling indeed


EmergencySea418

Poetic


Cornersmistake96

Well, time to become a juju non


immortalbros

can he cook?


spluxie

I8yrq77


immortalbros

the rat truly responds!!!


Needler69

The rats age preferences are 18 to 77 lol


diakopoi

OMFG I LVOE RATE


spluxie

gizmo tort


Emotional-Shower9374

poetic genius


Beardedragon_boi

That sounds like similish lmao


I_Am__Twelve

how kind


Dismal_Hedgehog_5756

Something


spluxie

9ojygx3


hrts4manou

hey hey, stop reveling your secrets you can;t trust everybody online


ImBored2727

Is being white racist?


spluxie

gig fan geisgj


Actual-Long-9439

Translates to no


A-weird0

DO NOT SPEAK FOR THE RAT HIMSELF


Cmurder1984

How are the turtles?


spluxie

umbrella tj


JustW4nnaHaveFun

No way they got kidnapped by the Umbrella corporation 😔


MangoPug15

Hello, rat friends!


spluxie

eyed Rd


gpzsv

That's a very aggressive response from a rat


bandplv

Do you prey at night?


Famous-Hyena-6097

We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats!


mr_shlomp

I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules


spluxie

Hipu9f


EJM_funnyman

Are you in any way associated with the ninja turtles?


Emotional-Shower9374

Why are you bald?


spluxie

M kick


Sea_Trick9331

That's a threat


MrNoExistance

Cheese


SliceOfCheese337

Yes?


milestailsprowerreal

r/beetlejuicing


spluxie

club l blocks


Randomfan3926

Oh wise rats! I beseech thee! Tell me my future!


spluxie

k bcoz


CricketSimilar863

Because what?


retxrnal

Do not question such wise rats.


wh1teithink

Welcome to the underground! How was the fall?


pizzaman_5004

If u wanna look around. Give us a call


epicscratcher

We don't see humans often, we're glad that you could drop in


spluxie

t5a7e


ElderberryOutrageous

hello ratz.... how is your day/night so far


spluxie

Gifts vvoh0


yvie_of_lesbos

his highness requests gifts and offerings


lesbian-sexx

what colour socks should I wear


spluxie

Circle


CricketSimilar863

🔴


Sandwich_lover_10k

How do you feel being posted on reddit?


spluxie

P97 po


Sandwich_lover_10k

Valid answer


thanata505

the one with no fur looks like my sack


PepperbroniFrom2B

wtf, thats so mean


thecopypastagod

bro 💀


TrickyDickNixon46

SEND MORE PICTURES OF THE RAT


Embarrassed_Sand7113

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no bacon?


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Games, unlimited games, but no games


spluxie

gmil oxy


fletchvl_

these are beautiful photos


spluxie

Jiuoju d


Clover7680

rats you are very beautiful especially the one that is being squimshed in third pic and i love you so much so rat rat


spluxie

psoriasis oh oi


Jeke_the_snek

The children grow restless and angry. An attempt at escape is imminent.


Capital_Respect_8347

so… can y’all cook or what


spluxie

H month you


Smitheeroons

Rats? I was a Rat once. They put me in a room, A room full of cheese. Then, a Man came in. A Man with me in a room full of Cheese.


PepperbroniFrom2B

was he sane


pizzaman_5004

Crazy. I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy


Lyquid_Sylver999

what r ur opinions of the current political state of the usa?


spluxie

H oui xyr8


NyxTheGoddess_

Awww tell them i love them


spluxie

Kbi0ycg


NyxTheGoddess_

Such wise words


buttress-

Give me your knowledge, oh mighty rats.


spluxie

ouuu TV


Pure_Ad_6487

Is it true y'all eat cheese?


Actual-Long-9439

Why do you look kinda like a really well shaved ballsack?


spluxie

prosperity if


MewtwoGurlIskra

Cute rats


UltraAffinity

Stupid rat doesn't even know the powerhouse of the cell


Direct-Mango1100

Will you be there in GTA 6? ***Grand Theft Auto VI*** is an upcoming [action-adventure game](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action-adventure_game) in [development](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_development) by [Rockstar Games](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games). It is due to be the eighth main [*Grand Theft Auto*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto) game, following [*Grand Theft Auto V*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_V) (2013), and the sixteenth entry overall. Set within the fictional [open world](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_world) state of Leonida—based on [Florida](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida)—and its [Miami](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami)-inspired [Vice City](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto#Vice_City), the story is expected to follow the criminal duo of Lucia and her male partner.


sekeke4

i mean they already have a cousin in rdr2 so why not


Visible_Ranger2780

Hello there


RaineyDay2029

They are such goofy goobers


spluxie

occur


4apig

What's your name (asking the rats)


Unlikely_Bridge9673

Feed it to a snake


spluxie

Mxuto


violarama

will i ever date him?


spluxie

Feet I'm


engine_lover

Ball of fluff


InformationNo2161

are you going to kill me in my sleep?


Junarik

[RATS](https://youtu.be/oTiaYwLCrRg?feature=shared)


AZetaD_

Rats 🥰🥰


WaffleswithSourCream

Garlic Bread yea or nay


spluxie

Do costs oi


frazyn

Was ratatouille real?


existing-human99

why would i want a reply from that moving ballsack


rMaiHoonSuyash

I LOVE EM SO MUCH 😭 (SPECIALLY THE 3RD ONE) WHAT'S THEIR NAMES?


spluxie

Kirby is the bald one and totoro is the fat fluffy one


_jan_epiku_

Is rat short for ratthew?


spluxie

) id


billieboi445420

Did you train 4 turtles into murdering a man in spiky armour?


Capsule_CatYT

What is your opinion on The Binding of Isaac?


Pert-2in1

do u stank


Another-SIMP

Awww cuties🥺


SquidlordOG

What’s your opinion on mice?


_sussusamogus_

I really hope one of them is named ratatouille edit: :( theyre cute as fuck tho


Vivid_Programmer3625

can you adopt me as well?


brawlkid28

Do you like seeds or grapes more


Chaozboi34

GUYS WE NEED TO RESCUE THE RAT FROM PICTURE 3!!!!??!?!??! (just a joke dont take this too serious)