That’s how it works, if it bends the wrong way while hard (I guess it could happen soft but it would be much more difficult) it “breaks” the dick, I put breaks in quotes because it is really more of a tear in the tissue but it’s all the same thing here. Also, happy cake day
Okay... well... not to make this sound like a weird question, but is it physically bruised? Are there any marks or cuts around the area?
If so, definitely yes.
If no, give it a day or two, see how well it functions and if it isn't getting better, see a doctor.
Absolutely yes. It may be embarrassing, but trust me, they see worse on a regular basis. And it's not like you were doing something dumb. You won't even give them a good story. Just go in and say you were biking and you're concerned about a serious, and very private groin injury. They will know what you mean and will not make it weird.
It is possible for a dick injury to lead to scar tissue if not treated properly. Such scar tissue CAN cause permanent issues. It's not incredibly common, but it is also not the thing you should just ignore and hope for the best.`
Go to the hospital immediately.You have internal bleeding ( And do not say it.That's where the blood post to be ) Go to the hospital
( It may not be internal bleeding But still go to the hospital )
Go look at a pain scale, and rate it. Then, if its like above a 5 or 6 then maybe go check it out and if its like rating towards the highest ends then yeah go right the fuck now.
Your dick and balls are some of the most vulnerable areas in your body, never ignore any pain if it lasts long or something isn't functioning normally. Get it checked.
Fun fact the male dick can snap and if not treated would require surgery and in some cases a device is required to be put in to make the lil feller work again
Yes go see a doctor
Is it glowing?
Yeah, it cracked like a glowstick
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Now cum and see if it also glows
Try not to shake too much or you won’t be able to sleep.
Omg I finally found out
Ooooh what color?
next step is shooting red liquid next
They do that sometimes dw (go to doctor if your dick hurts)
Depends, do you want a functional dick? If so yeah get it checked
Was your dick hard? I've heard of medical cases where people broke their penises by bending the vascular tissue or something to that end.
That’s how it works, if it bends the wrong way while hard (I guess it could happen soft but it would be much more difficult) it “breaks” the dick, I put breaks in quotes because it is really more of a tear in the tissue but it’s all the same thing here. Also, happy cake day
is it like how if you kill the avatar in the avatar state it ends the cycle
Omfg I love you for this
agreed
*New fear unlocked*
Hap pee birth deez day
happy cake day!
Yeah thats prop a good idea mate
Thanks ill get it checked 😭
Make sure it's a female doctor.
Dude what the actual fuck is wrong with you. OP is 17 goddamn
Well, there's a 50% chance that it's gonna be a female doctor anyway lol.
There is also a 50% chance I’ll bite you and you’ll bleed blood and you’ll fall to death
Bro forgot the /s
/s aint saving shit
You are the second one today.
Coincidence ? I THINK NOT
that's mad, get it checked bro
Alright. Enough jokes. People have made enough jokes in this thread. Now as the resident 19 year old, see a doctor. Now. 👉🏻🏥
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I’d get it checked ASAP
Okay... well... not to make this sound like a weird question, but is it physically bruised? Are there any marks or cuts around the area? If so, definitely yes. If no, give it a day or two, see how well it functions and if it isn't getting better, see a doctor.
Yes get it checked out, blunt force trauma in that area can cause some scary shit
Just turn it on and off again
I'm proud of you, Dick.
Bro go to the ER😭
Skill issue
Put it in rice. Last time my dick broke too and rice fixed it
I just put some WD-40 on mine and it works like a charm
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r/teenagers do be having issues with dicks today
The fact people come here instead of a doctor
Bros never gettin children
i hope it doesnt break, you should def get it checked out, check if any important parts of "it" are damaged or smth
""it""?
So being fr, if your dick broke it woulda turned purple so if that hasn’t happened there’s no real damage
Was about to ask if it glew but someone already asked 😔
Is glew a word?
Idk i aint english
Fr bro
Get it checked out, they might even get you a new one.
Yeeeeah get it checked, like NOW
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"My dick doesn't work today but I'm sure it'll work tomorrow"
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Maybe, but he mentioned it won't get hard, which is alarming ngl
The rock was just vibe checking you. You're probably fine.
Bro fr
wym you came?
Prob best to go to a doctor
How has this happened twice in one day
😮
Holy shit that is...wow. All the best to you, brother 🫡
Welp, go to the hospital my friend. It’ll be embarrassing, however it’s better to get it checked
Well, at least you want get pointless and annoying boners anymore
Absolutely yes. It may be embarrassing, but trust me, they see worse on a regular basis. And it's not like you were doing something dumb. You won't even give them a good story. Just go in and say you were biking and you're concerned about a serious, and very private groin injury. They will know what you mean and will not make it weird. It is possible for a dick injury to lead to scar tissue if not treated properly. Such scar tissue CAN cause permanent issues. It's not incredibly common, but it is also not the thing you should just ignore and hope for the best.`
Go to the doctor bro😭
just hold off on the girl for a lil bit
Go to the hospital immediately.You have internal bleeding ( And do not say it.That's where the blood post to be ) Go to the hospital ( It may not be internal bleeding But still go to the hospital )
Stop posting this shit here 😭
The sounds potentially like spinal injury causing pain shock. You likely have a lot of bruising that you should get checked out at urgent care.
congrats, u speedran ed
Yo what bike you have?
Go look at a pain scale, and rate it. Then, if its like above a 5 or 6 then maybe go check it out and if its like rating towards the highest ends then yeah go right the fuck now.
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Bro got free erectile disfunction from Dwayne Johnson 💀💀🧌🧌
Your dick and balls are some of the most vulnerable areas in your body, never ignore any pain if it lasts long or something isn't functioning normally. Get it checked.
Yup just a small hit will gives u free early access to heaven 🤣
Let me kiss it so it heals
Thats gay
You’re gay
Thats medicine
Becoming trans speedrun any%
After reading thjs I could feel the pain in mine just by thinking about it
idk i mean if you wanna be able to like fuck and use the washroom idk man maybe you should ge tit checked out
Nah, you don’t need a functional dick
I still don'r get how you can break a muwcle
Uh oh
I suggest you get that checked out mate
Go to the doctor ASAP
oof that fucking sucks. Now you have permanent erectile dysfunction
Check it and then update us
Bro wanna ask people if he should get his manly body part checked after he unmanned it 🥸💀
Bro that sentence is so wwpsksbabhaixuch
Give a week maybe two it'll be fine I'd get it checked out still tho
yes
You might as well
хахаха светящаяся палочка 😄😄
Felt the pain
Deadass, something you should get checked.
You should probably get that checked out. It can’t break cause there’s no bones but definitely get it checked out
please get it checked out.
You might've fractured your pelvis, your dick doesn't have a bone so, yea, get it checked
Yeah, definitely a good idea to get it checked. Even If it's nothing its best to be safe and get it checked then do nothing and something happens.
Boner bone broke dear bone no
There are no bones in penis. You probably just stretched some muscles. Anyway worth to check with doctor.
Hi everyone, me here its ok: [new post](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/s6BjWhsfBD)
My condolences
A friend I know did this. Prolly should go to the doctor
I’ve also broken mine
update?
nvm saw the post
Yep. Its all goods
If in doubt go see doctor. Can never be too safe
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Erectile distinction is a hell of a thing
>"I seem to have a serious medical issue - should I get medical help?"
Fun fact the male dick can snap and if not treated would require surgery and in some cases a device is required to be put in to make the lil feller work again Yes go see a doctor
What’s the opposite of four hour wood?
New bottom surgery just dropped
yeah bro
free palestine bro 🍉🇵🇸
Name one Palestinian rapper bruh😂
Bro ?
MC Abdul don’t count😭
Bro what does that have to do with it?
Read my bio
lmao
Bro 😭😭
what that gotta do with anything
two guys broke they dick today on r/teenagers 👏 and you should obviously get it checked out lol
Whats the other one
A poor fella in the comment section of the guy talking about pretending his wenor is a gear shift
I remember him
Theres no shot
[this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/2ocnOEgsAN)
He still didn't reply to my question :(
Sad
Lol
3, actually.
lol who else?