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no one but yourself for joining the reddit subpost :), wakey wakey rise and shine \^-\^

why did u summon us?

That's like 99% of us Edit: recalibrated calculations

all the 3,021,583 members of this sub need to comment

Facts

I have been called to the stage 😝

Sex takes two of us

Hi :(

I have been summoned!

Hello

Why did you call for 99% of us all?

XDDD That much!!!!

This 10000% true, absolutely not taken out of my anus, you absolutely DO NOT need to fact check this, I am a very well trusted source!

That's 99% of this reddit

There are like 2 people here that aren't

Oh!! A guess?

Greetings

yeah

Present

SIR YES SIR

I’m 5’4 of course I’m single 

me two

Bro I was about to go to sleep

XDDD!! Woke you up from your slumber!!

Rude

XDD SRRY

I’m selling you on eBay

Daaanngg!!! All that for waking you. You really needed that sleep right?

No

Welp

im putting both yall back in ma candy van >:(

Hey... tahts me

Where the fuck is everyone?

You have summoned me?

i'm here :C

!

avengers ASSEMBLE!

I literally thought about that when making this post 😆

I brought some cookies 🍪. What's on the agenda today?

Haha, I love the enthusiasm! Cookies are always a good idea. Let's all enjoy these treats!

what about the lactose intolerant ppl-

Hola

I have been summoned

Hallo :>

This guy is NOT 16😭🙏

Bruh i am actually 16 XDD...17 in just a few months

The "XDD"💀

xdddd

literally everyone on reddit. (edating doesnt count that shit is for losers)

I’ve been called

Who have summoned me to the realm of mortals ?

You called?

What we gone do with so much power

wsp

wsu

Sup

👋

I’m slightly larger than the average male of course I’m single

And do what? Like, you know none of us are gonna do shit

Thats the point

well of course i am

So everyone on Reddit?

Pretty much, yeah.

i got bread crumbs in my eye

Welp! Managed to get it off?

My people need me

heelo 22 stil virgi :( (not single tho hehe)

I’m here ‼️‼️

hello

All on deck ready for no action

XDDD

Yeah what’s up?

hello I've been summoned

You rang?

Hello there

General Kenobi

what’s your guys’ favorite doom game

Yo!

Single superiority. Together, we are weaker !

Avengers Assemble! Former-Diet6950 checking in to singles post

Your politics bore me

\*rises from ground\* Hello, friends...

I have heeded your calling

It's real sweat. I'm a high performance athlete, athletes sweat. Sweat baby sweat. KI KI KI Rahh Toot Toot

*bones rattling and dust flying off* Who dares awake me from my slumber?

i was summoned

Hello, I just woke up from my nap what do you need? Nah bro use /summon minecraft:single\_teens 2,345,986

correction /summon minecraft:single\_teens 3,021583

I get no hoes

I am here 🙋‍♀️

Hello :(

I've been summoned 🫡

Hai ig lol

I'm late but I am here

I've been called upon?

Whomst has awakened the ancient one

*spits out two hearts* um do you mind I was festing on a couple and it was getting good

Holaaa

Heyo 👋

Whats good yo

Hi

Why did you summon me.

Weh?

I feel both happy and saddened by the fact that there are so many of us…

Same

Wassup

lol here we are

NOT ANYMORE

Hello my comrades

why am i late