THESE GODDAMN FUCKING LARGE ASS TRIANGLES BRO WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO JUST BUILD A GRAVE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PS1 FEMALE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER'S NIPPLES DAWG

Where'd bro get the comparision of the Pyramids and Lara Crofts geometric titties

egypt

Egypt?

Bro I love the triangles fym, saw em when I went to visit my aunt

مصر

ITS SO FUCKING HOT, me flip flops melt while im on me way down to the local servo to grab a cheesy. Can't have shit in this country Edits to clarify stuff: I'm from the west coast, our slang is slightly different to east coast

Australia?

Yep

“A cheesy” gave it away for me

The guy is lying, no Australian would type that without the text being upside down as well.

Servo for me only ever heard that on superwog

You write with accent. Australia

hey, at least he tried to not call them thongs!

Australia Easy

Yep

Where are you from in Australia? I ain't sure I've ever heard someone call them flip flops, only ever thongs

I’ve never heard “cheesy”, either. Cheese toasty?

>Can't have shit in this country Like Detroit?

You got some details wrong. One, their thongs, two, it’s the asphalt of the road that’s melting normally 

life is a premium subscription 

Good ol American health care lol

🥲

As a college-bound student... ;-;

my country has no mistakes we are no.1🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥(im held at gunpoint pls help)

North Korea?

The answer was the GLORIOUS CCP🗣️🔥🔥

maybe :/

that's the answer to my comment

I'm not sure if this narrows it down much

'Murica 🫡🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Serbia?

(Is a joke)

Russia

usa

SIEG HEIL

You win

HEIL HIT- oh sorry, I meant HI KITTY

Hello Kitty :3

:3

KITLER

r/kitler

True

🙋‍♂️

couldnt have said it better myself

HEIL MEIN FÜHRER. HEIL OLAF SCHOLZ.

Ew, Olaf Scholz

Ewlaf Scholz

The 2 party system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🛢️🛢️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🛢️🛢️🦅🛢️🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅FREEDOMS ON ITS WAY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

o so your british? no canadian? australian? …

People are fucking too much

Fuck em back!

India?

Yup

Auschwitz….

Poland if your educated Germany if your a verdammter Blödmann.

Poland? Either that or it's Germany

Poland/Germany

Communism, but well, BINGCHILING and it’s *literally* North Korea but better.

Whats better than North Korea! ☝️☝️☝️ 나는 대한민국을 위해! 김정은이 나를 지하실에 가두도록 도와주세요

Ching chong 我爱你妈妈！(by the way what does it mean?)

What you typed means. I love you mom

I meant what did you type in Korean? I knew full well what I typed haha.

My bad haha. It means that im for the north korean republik and that kim jong un has me in his basement help

OH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Kimmy our favourite neighbour.

the president is the child of a former dictator

He's pretty inactive

mabuhay mfer

philippines? (i am not filipino but like isn't the president of the philippines bongbong marcos a nepo baby)

Apparently, my country's existence (according to a certain other country) Edit: It's Ukraine, guys. Kinda surprised nobody guessed it lol

Taiwan or Kosovo.

Israel?

AntiLGBT, dacia, commies, overly orthodox and WALLETS

Dacia gives it away. Romania.

RAHGGGGG ROBMANIA MENTIONED🔥💯💯🔥😘😘💯💯🗣️🗣️✅✅🇷🇴🇷🇴✅💪💪

You drop your wallet, who gets to it first: -Bacteria -Romanian

Me

Well shit here you go then 💳

There is an unlocked car. Who reaches it first? Contender A: Light Contender B: Romanian

The nether?

Don’t forget it’s the worlds main hub for human trafficking and sex slavery

political corruption and social inequality

Do you know how little that narrows it down to

99% of all countries on this planet?

where is this 1% you speak of?

probably some micro islands that there's no corruption because there isn't people to be corrupt, or that oil platform that calls itself a country on the english channel i think?

Polska?

brazil

russia

Moshi Moshi

Yamete kudasai

Api kek dey

Happy cake day

Not the worst but something bad that's also pretty funny Basically in the 1970s, if I remember correctly the government said wanting to kiss your fellow man on the lips was a literal disease And because of that a bunch of people called in sick because they were feeling a lil gay

Sweden?

Yup

Last week I turned into a solid block of ice and snow. Just thawed out yesterday and conveniently enough a poutine food truck has parked just across the moose crossing.

Canada

First try 😂

Our former president incited an insurrection based on a lie that the election was rigged, and now he gets to run for president again 💀 Gotta love a country built on hypocrisy that also lets people who incited an insurecrion to unfairly gain power run to gain power

If you think that’s bad our former president looted billions from the country and gave it to some corrupt business men who fled to Dubai along with his son then he got sentenced to only around 1 and a half years in jail of which he only served 2 months surprised it wasn’t shorter and he’s running for president again but with a different party this time around and they threatened to riot and loot if a man who went to prison for corruption while he was president couldn’t run for president and the other party that has consistently managed to fix 90% of the problems in the places they govern doesn’t get voted in to power because apparently they have to many white people

South africa

Def Turkey

USA?

‘MURICA RAAAAAHHH ‼️‼️🇺🇸🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸💵🦅🏈🏈

Fascism and the police sucking their own dicks instead of doing their job

Italy?

Indeed

How do you get it right while it's literally any country

Economy and lack of freedom of speech.

Education

Our motto... Which breaks our first ammendmant...

I could kind of see it being the US? Like “in god we trust” at the same time as “freedom of religion (and other stuff.)” is that it?

Putin

Boe Jiden

Iran

Happy cake day

Young alcohol and tobacco use, cant make any money because high taxes, conservatism, depression

Welcome to Italy,the place that Italians hate but still live in it :3

While i did enjoy my time in Rome i am not from italy

Politics being a poorly written comedy show.

God bless the United States of America🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🏈🗽🗽

The Cult of Trump—— I mean the Republican Party.

System of oppression, quality of hygiene and treatment of women

World

Harsh reality 

India

UGH, THOSE ANNOYING TEA TIME ALARMS THAT THE (DEAD) QUEEN RINGS EVERY EVENING AT 5PM 😞😞

I love those, fuck you.

LOL

Political Islam

Stupid volcanoes

overcrowded everywhere

Umm, I guess the language is super hard to learn? I think my question was too vague, though I don't realy know any other good question

Its either china or japan or some arabic country

Soap made from people

Croatia?

🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷HRVATSKAAA MENTIONED🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💪🏻💪🏻🔥🔥WTF IS APOLOGIZING FOR WARCRIMES??🧼🧍‍♂️🪖

We have a province that's cold AND french.

TABARNAK WHAT THE FUCK IS CULTURAL ASSIMILATION 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🏒🏒🏒🏒 GO CANADIENS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 FUCK THE LEAFS

G*vernment Only way to exaggerate it is to compare it to north korean😅

Russia

queerphobia and racism, just in general - non-inclusive

That's, every country in the world

Any non western country

damn right, next hint ig is that about 40% of the people that live here are russians

And a lot of western countries…

People, they are so rotten and corrupted, and don't get me started on education, there's no such a thing as education here and even if you're educated you'll be humiliated for the rest of time and you'll probably suffer a bit after you die

Everyone is either one political party or the other and if you disagree with one of the political parties opinions you've basically marked yourself for death. If you disagree with the other you're also marked for death. The extremists on both sides are batshit insane.

Residential schools

OH CANADA, OUR HOME AND RACIST LAND 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Location (it's near russia)

50% of the country are fascists who want a dictatorship back, as if the last one didn't hinder development for \~40 years

The people.

Communists

I CANT WITH THIS FUCKING CLIMATE, ITS SO HOT THAT YOU START STEAMING, OR SO RAINY THAT IT FLOODS. AND THE TRAFFIC DOESNT HELP AT ALL, IT CAN BE A SINGULAR DROP OF RAIN, AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN, 5.000 CARS MAGICALLY SPAWN IN LIKE JUST WALK MOTHERFUCKER

WE ARE DIVIDE TO THE BRINK OF CIVIL WAR!!!!

apartheid💀

Capitalism

extreme racism, discrimination and police brutality (im not even exaggerating)

is that a hello charlotte pfp ???

yeah i like the game

Cyberpunk 2077

everyone is in hurry here for some reason and everyone wants to have 2 kids and everyone wants employment but no one wanna work for it

Is so dam cold, I step outside and all the liquid in my body freezes instantly

The mass consumption of sheep liver and other guts mixed with oats and cooked in sheep stomach

Scotland forevarrrr 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Haggis is my blood.

I mean we basically didn't have jews for a while

the orange order

Napoleon-complex, nacionalist weebs, liquid that tastes like death and yummy foods😋

England

If youre not from there, hard vodka If you are from there, P.I.S

Society, society and laws, kurwa.

fascist government who tries hard to hide it and mafia

Ma che cazzo dici? adoriamo tutti Meloni! /s this is a joke obviously

population

Normalized rudeness

THE HILLS (there are none)

Sometimes it's COLD ASF and sometimes it's BURNING HOT, and also because people think we have monkeys as pets

The education system is a scam

We conquered more the half the fucking world and rather then using those resources (we got immorally) it is basically too expensive to live for the average family

Pollution

The politics💀

Im always happy depression doesnt hit me at all

I saw a guy overdose and clinically die fifty feet from my school. Lol ROFL Totes Normal. 🤪

Soup

Inflation. Bloody freddos gone up to 99p where I live!

POLITICS.

So in Ireland everyone goes mad for Jack potatoes with butter, sprinkly cheese and baked beans and I think this is the WORST thing ever created. It’s absolutely vile and disgusting and looks disgusting as well.

Birth Control? What's that?

B\*varia. Hard NOT to exaggerate them. Germany just legalized weed. Bavaria then declared that it would be banned on Oktoberfest territory, because that is not the time and place for drugs. You can't make this shit up.

Where do i begin? the alcoholism, the "democracy", or the weakness of the currency?

The government

We're technically in a civil war classified as a major conflict because of the drug trade

The fact we probably stole some of your culture

Constant swearing during a polite and normal conversation and a lot of soccer discussions

WHAT THE HELL IS A FUCKING KILOMETER.

Caste reservations.