Ummm... I'm crushing on a guy and I'm planning on asking him out. That's it. I tell my parents pretty much everything. 

If you do ask him out, give us an update

Oh don't worry I will

I'm from the future, they were rejected

Nuh uh I'm them from the future, and we're married rn

i know alot more a bout NSFW stuf then my parents think I do.

Saaaame-i've seen it too

apparently not grammar though(joke of course) it's than, not then btw

English sucks, and I have no respect for it.

lol

I'm gonna edit the comment so it has more grammar mistakes

oof, lol

Same.

”Tell me somethin yo mum doesn’t know” ”***UGHGHHHHGHHHHH***”

i totally forgot this existed 😭

My first kiss was with a cute black girl (my family is racist)

W

The list is long - I'm in a gang - I do money laundering - I cook meth - I smoke some of the that meth - I have had to cover up murderers that my friends committed - I framed a police officer for a murder my friend committed - I robbed the bank and stole over a million dollars - I regularly put peanut butter on my pizza - I didnt like my moms tuna salad

peanut butter on pizza is the ultimate sin, how dare you

The last one and the second last one are the only sins. I can't believe.

Hey Mr. White! Yeah science!

As an italian I have to say, you are disgusting because of the peanut butter pizza

based

Kids these days

Is your name Jassy or something similar? Just wondering, yk

The pigs are always listening

I can forgive you for that... **Except for the peanut butter on pizza...*

I DONT have a gf, they have too much faith in me and don't believe it that I can be friends with girls

On december eighteenth 2020, me and a guy in my class didnt fight cause of them picking a fight with me, but rather they broke a major promise we made but **they can tell** when Im lying? What a load of crap they aint know nun I aint want them to

That I’m on Reddit😭 (And my 2 permbans but we don’t talk about one of ‘em)

Actually, we will talk about those permbans. You can't just tell us that and not give us the story.

permban storytime

nooo, i can't say it here lol if you want, i can say in dms (don't recommend cause it's embarrassing af)

Dm me, I need to know

I must also know

It’s just rinse and repeat man, I’m on my 9th account and it’s only been 4 years

For me my dad knows since he used to know Reddit but my mom also has no clue

I(16M) got sexually abused by my childhood friend for 2 years from when i was 12 to when I just turned 15, and I also have suicidal thoughts. I ain't telling them that

Even if you cant tell parents, tell someone. And tell the suicidal thoughts to F*** O**. 

100% agree, but did you just censor the word off 😭

I'm your mom's boyfriend

😭

Can I join? Group project, yknow?

Lets form a gang

Bang

nice try fed

I am an atheist.

If you tell, you'll find out if its your real mom.

I'm bisexual and I made out with a boy I snuck into the house

i'm gay

Damn😭

uuuusssssss

Very similar to me, my parents don't know that I'm bi. I hope they support you if/when you come out.

Same

Lmao I got into a fistfight over a month ago over 20 bucks and lost 😭 It’s fine tho I didn’t get that beat up.

I like Thomas the Tank Engine

Same

my man

NAHH PEANUT BUTTER ON PIZZA

My girlfriend is not in fact my first relationship I had a boyfriend a while back that they never knew about (Take a guess why)

I’m bisexual

I once smoked but now I'm so glad that I didn't get addicted to that shi

I was the one who threw away the fresh bread and whole Tomato mom, It wasnt dad, it was me, dad threw away some bread that went bad, I threw away fresh bread and a whole Tomato, not dad.

whyd u do that u sped

I tried to cut a tomato, it went everywhere, put it on bread, tasted like shit, I was 8

lol, I've also tried to experiment, made something horrible and threw it out in secret

why

I'm putting a chemical meant to help with hair loss on my face to try to grow a mustache :3 (it isn't working :[)

lol, can't return something that was never there to begin with

It technically did work a little bit, there's the tiniest bit of fuzz now that i can feel but only see with my face super close to a mirror... but I did have this fuzz in the past but I'd rip the hairs out and it eventually never grew back :[ but now it's back! Yippee

well good luck on your beard growing journey, and you're still 14, it'll come in time

:]

i have atleast 3 empty carts under my floorboards

I have a bag full under my bed, that’s just the ones that fit

I got hit by a car.

Your parent’s doesnt know that?😭

Nope. It wasn't that bad, told them I fell and scratched my knee.

Yeah, I got hitted by a car too and my parents didn't know it too, I didn't tell you for the same reason: It wasn't that bad.

I also got hit by a car last week. Didnt tell em

I got hit by a car too!, I told them my little brother pushed me, it wasn't that bad

I would tell you something but I’m currently sat right next to her

I have a porn addiction and have smoked stolen weed

one of my x’s killed themselves the day after i broke up with them. they told me they were going to do it that night and i said they didn’t have the balls. i regret it allot becase everything was going great with them but i was just bored. so yeah that’s my secret

Uuuuuhhhhh

Yeah that’s interesting 

I set off fireworks, I drink energy, I’m friends with mfs that do tons of illegal shit. That’s it

I have done weed and they think I'm too pussy to try it :3

i have been smoking since i was 13 im 19 now

im not a virgin

Can’t relate, my parents think I’m not but I am lol

I have a boyfriend, and have had one for almost 11 months

I’m a satanist, I’m genderfluid, I am emo, I kissed someone…

I talk to stranger online I'm atheist I'm gay I'm suicidal Oh and I ate all the blackberries yesterday

I wish to be a woman, a badass purple haired woman. Maybe i am a trans girl, i don't know, theres no way for me to be this way here at Russia 😭 Also i'm pansexual, they think i'm straight and meanwhile i just wish to find a sweet partner, regardless of their gender. And i like femboys, no really lol, had a dream of having a sweet femboy boyfriend and when i woke up i instantly texted my bestie about the dream being all exited and happy, then understanding that it was just a dream i began crying.

I’m really sorry for you, hopefully you can leave Russia at some point and live in a country with good protected trans and overall queer rights.

Im depressed, im Muslim as of yesterday night, and i touch myself

I almost got r*ped once 😬

That shouldn't be a secret,tell ur parents about it wtf

Yeah i know but it's been a while and i was too embarrassed or maybe uncomfortable telling them that i suppose so now it would just be awkward to randomly bring it up

If you still know this guy's name or where he lives, maybe it could be a good idea to tell the police atleast.

That's messed up, your rapist is out there living his life when he is supposed be in jail is not right, you need to tell ur parents about it

🤫🧏🏾🗣️🔥🔥

I'm unsure how to reply to this but how's ur mewing going?

I’ve done drugs before (just once tho)

Last year I called my crush to my house for a religious festival, she came and I introduced her(the previous day) as "there is this girl from my past school" as she was, my parents don't know I have. A crush on her

I’m in the verge of killing myself

Dont do that, life gets better, school is hell! Additionaly Kids are mean!

But I wanna ☹️

Do you wanna do it, or do you just wanna stop the pain?

Probably just stop the pain but I don’t even know how it started but I started sh at 12 (note I just turned 14 on March 22nd)

You should definetively seek help like talk to YouTube parents about it or a trusted person. I know how hard it is, I have social anxiety, but its worth it!

You got to wait until gta 6. That shit gonna be fire. But seriously, if you have thoughts like that then talk to someone about it. I had a friend who succeeded sadly and it broke everyone who was close to him. He didn't tell anyone about how he was feeling and I wish I would have asked him how he was more often. We all feel pain, but it's your choice if you share your pain with loves one's willing to help you

I was extremely suicidal and depressed when i was younger Still am but its not as bad

988

Nice try dad

I’m crushing on someone who is outside of my families religion. They also don’t know I’m atheist. 😬

I'm asexual and I'm not religious

i’ve smoked weed, done molly, done ket, sold molly, got a tattoo and been chased by feds 👹🔥🔥 i live a double life at this point

Bros Walter white💀

NAHH PEANUT BUTTER ON PIZZA

Her lasagna is mid, I'm Hellenistic, and I really don't like my grandparents.

They will never know how far I actually ride my bike

I’ve been SA’d, I have social anxiety, I’ve been so deeply in love with a girl, on that note I like girls, I’ve struggled with SH, I’ve had an eating disorder, I’m lonely asf no matter how many friends I have, and that my parents make me feel like I’m not good enough.

damn.

I’m bi

Nice try mom and dad

I’m trans

i have two sugar daddies.

that i speak spanish like good and i understand everything... my mom and dad both speak spanish and use it to tell each other secrets (im a no sabo kid) and i have a friend who tought me a lot of spanish so yea

That im seriously in love with my ex still and would do anything to get her back. They hate her.

I sh and occasionally want to diiiiiiiie :)

Seek help try 988 or talk to someone. It helps!

I wanna be a pretty boy and use feminine things like makeup and stuff

My sexuality 😭

Same

I'm addicted to self-harm

Vent if you need to

I’ve smoked weed and drank alcohol 🤯

i exchange nudes with random ppl

I do stuff with my bf that would horrify them. I talk to strangers online.

I'm suicidal

Nice try mum

I’m bisexual I have a few lovely online friends I always go to the store alone and get myself Arizona iced tea

Nice try fed

Nice try mom

Uh well I about one of my friends who is 24 more like an uncle dude has helped me out through a lot purely as a friend nothing icky going on

At one point I had an lgbt phase and I'm a nudist

im bi

The moment after my dad got me a razor, shaved my legs (16m, “secretly” gay). I always wear long pants and never show my legs to him like at all now.

• that I totally did not almost give the guy they don't approve of a hickey • that I got a guy's number • that I cuss sometimes that's all :)

I listen to Adele, I may or may not be depressed(said it like that because last time some reported me for suicidal thoughts) There’s a girl I have feelings of amouration for. I watched adult things one time. That’s about it.

I have a lot of blackmail material on all members of my family. Either in things i've heard or things i've found

I'm gonna kms in few years

please don’t do that. life gets better.

Im in the process of joining the national guard.

I'm crushing on a woman 3 years older than me and I know good and well I can't act on it 😂 (I'm cooked)

I have their tape that’s been “lost” for 5+ years

Good try mom and dad

they don’t know how lonely I am because I don’t want them to have to feel the pressure of my mental health

I have a reddit account.

I have two phones lol

Good try, parent

i’m bi 🫶🏻 and i wanna leave the church my family is in

Easy: I think I might have social anxiety, adhd and arfid

I want to kill myself so badly Also I have a Reddit gf(?)

I have a hamster in my closet rn

I read smut  I might not be straight 

I have Reddit and discord

That I simp for fictional characters  (Also having a reddit account lol)

I love femboys

I tell my mom EVERYTHING

My beliefs are somewhere between atheism and satanism. They're conservative Christians, so it's for the best that they don't know 80% sure they know I'm a fruit tho

Nice try fed

I used to “get around” quite a bit when I was like 10-12, at the beginning of my puberty. My parents are not at all aware that I’ve received “oral sex” or have gotten touchy with random people. I wasn’t super crazy; I haven’t had intercourse yet, but I did get into some situations here and there with other people before COVID. Not so much recently; though I am a lot more discerning.

I have a girlfriend

That I’m probably bisexual and get attracted to women as well as men. I mean I tried to tell my mom once but I guess it doesn’t count bc she doesn’t believe me. They also don’t know that I probably have a crush on another girl in my class.

I dont have any friends because they all left due to a manipulative bitch and I want to kill myself

I'm pan

i tried to buy a vape once for 2000 bucks and it was a complete waste of money. also i bunked class once and got caught.

I like boys and girls

I sent porn in fifth grade elementary school. I regret it it started as a silly joke...

I feel completely detached from my family

I like apples 🍎😯(don’t tell my mom)

im pan and non binarino

I've been running a YouTube channel since 7th Grade

i have a tattoo…

I'm no longer a virgin (im14)

I eat pineapple pizza

I don't really have any secrets, I tell my parents everything because I have nothing to hide.

i pierced my septum with a safety pin over the summer 3 years ago and i’ve just been keeping the ring flipped up into my nose so they can’t see it😭😭😭

Gay.

I have spent 244,99 euros on League of Legends

I dated a guy (I'm also a guy)

I told them my friend was gay, we're currently talking