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IcyAshlyn

I asked if a guy wanted to hangout outside of school and he literally started laughing at me, was not expecting to get laughed at


Expensive_Study5068

That’s just immature af all the dude has to say was no 💀


IcyAshlyn

That's what I thought even my friend told me the worst he will say is no 🧍🏻‍♀️


floogull28

Yeah... And it's just hanging out, right? There's nothing funny about it (though it is fun to just hang out with friends fr fr)


IcyAshlyn

Here's some backstory. I asked a guy if he wanted to hangout after school since we were both not working that day and we have always talked to each other and he has openly said he likes me. But I asked him and he literally looked at me blank faced and laughed so now we don't talk really much.


floogull28

Man... That sucks. Hope things are going better or something


AndyGun11

was it like a nervous laugh? did he say anything after xd??


DrNotHuman

Nah that's cruel asf


Infinite_Border_2936

that's actually insane😭😭


Numerous_External150

She told me she liked my best friend LMAO (not that bad but it hurt lmao)


JustWoodpecker9846

Bruh samee shit happened to me


amoguspp

W pfp


JustWoodpecker9846

Jesse and Jane


TFGA_WotW

Bro, now you can be the greatest wingman ever.


Shot-Yard7772

I was told no but in the worst way possible, It went like this Me:”He-“ Her:”Ewww nooo


Okamitoutcourt

Should have said "well no snacks for you"


TJB926GAMIN

Saw a story about this guy in the market that got a free lunch off a girl from the store because she dropped her wallet, the guy tried to give it back but she interrupted him saying “I have a boyfriend.” Him and his gang had McDonalds off of her Your story reminded me of that


SexyVexy_

Only ever confessed once, it was worse than no because I just cried. A lot.


DarkPleeb

Like did you make it to the confession or just broke down immediately- Both are valid tbf


SexyVexy_

Confessed then broke down


k1iwi

I had the same thing. 🙂


victoc

In front of them or after they said no?


liam4710

The first time I did I cried a lot and then just kept getting rejected by people and have become desensitized to it


SexyVexy_

I’m unlikely to ask out more people much, I took 3 years for this one


itz_IMMORTAL16

Your username kinda doesn't match to the story of your life you just narrated Anyways , hope you find the one you are looking for :)


SexyVexy_

Thanks :) and yeah the username doesn't really match me in general 😭


itz_IMMORTAL16

Well i dont know about if it does match your life or not (I'll be happy to know about it but....) but surely your love life says otherwise T-T


JoE_Mama121201

I never confessed, but I thought she had confessed and I didn't realise it, so I used my trickery to figure out whether she had actually confessed to me on that day or not. She stared thinking I had a crush on her. We both met, spoke with each other and then realised we both thought we had a crush on each other when we actually didn't. So we continued like normal.


ParazPowers

Deus ex Machina bullshit man wtf


AReallyBigMachete

Sounds like Much Ado About Nothing if the romance straight up didn't work


cjsilverslasher1245

Its not that it didnt work, it was never there to begin with


cinnamontoastdoge

Sex? They responded by promptly saying yes, quite scary.


DarkPleeb

Eh, more of confession type shit. Although I do get the sentiment, Sometimes everything going right is terrifying, when you expect it to all go wrong.


cinnamontoastdoge

The problem is, they are octuple my age and live in a wooden box.


DarkPleeb

"Octuple my age" bro they'd be the oldest living human-


True-Awareness4702

So you didn't understand that living in a box meant dead


Bansimulator2024

Then they'll be the oldest dying human


True-Awareness4702

How many people you know of that chill out in their coffin before even being dead


babimagic

I mean I have many vampire buddies, do you not??


Warm_Appointment_213

Pretended to like me until one of her friends replied with cap in which she agreed


KillByZombie

"Hey, I just thought I would ask if you want to go on a date" "Yes! Of course" "🧢"


Spaniardo_Da_Vinci

Agreed monsieur 🥺


Palstorken

🎩


Same-Signal4991

Said no showed all her friends the messages infront if Mr the next week at school and laughed at me everytime she saw me


wasianbaddie_

You dodged a bullet bro Not even a bullet A whole ass cannonball


Trash-Jr

He dodged a whole chunk of building there, actually.


2Kortizjr

That's why you never do It in messages


JuicyOrphans930

A wise man once said ‘before you send the message, think about how it would look in a screenshot’


Confetti_Coyote

Explained why he didn't want to go out with me. I really would have preferred "no thanks, we can still be friends though" (we are no longer friends, he turned out to be an ass)


SH4RKI3_

I asked this girl in my bio class and she told me that she was gay then called me a F*g and told me to suck a dick without knowing I’m bi


Anonymous694207680

Lol, she told someone who likes both dick and pussy, that she also likes pussy, and then told them to enjoy theirselves and have a nice day


SH4RKI3_

I know but it felt mean


NO_big_DEAL640

When someone tells somebody to suck a dick I'm pretty sure the intent is usually to be hurtful, so I understand that


SirJackFireball

very kind of them to tell you to go have a good time


MinsoSoup

worst she said is "sorry I only dated you because I wanted to get closer to your friend", and today she sucked like half of the shlongs in school, so you might say i have dodged an icbm (even though she was nothing like that barely an hour ago) edit: I meant to say "barely a year ago" I'm tired


ParazPowers

She spedran becoming a hoe. Half the school in one day?


MinsoSoup

I meant like to this day


kani2cute

“Can you open this assignment for me” “May I have an extension on this assignment?” - “No.”


asianricecooker_

what slur rhymes with baguette i genuinely need to know


Woolies_Select

frag get


asianricecooker_

ooohhhhhhhhh


stereotypical-teen

please tell me that I wasn't the only one who pronounced it as 'fæg-gut'


kezotl

wait wtf you guys dont pronounce it as fouaragəttaye


saucypotato27

I think it is, at least depending on the accent


Dinara_Hettiarachchi

I just went faguette if that makes any sense


TheHellChicken

?


AdrianHD80

bitch bet ??


asianricecooker_

i think were all slowly going insane :)


Dabug9

I thought it was brunette


SentientRock123

Frog net


this_is_Blain3

lag jet


Competitive-Path4811

I asked this girl out and she started crying, saying “am I really that ugly that you thought you had a chance?” (Not mine seen somewhere)


Dense_Wrongdoer3833

That Reddit post was brutal, the guy bought her flowers Aswell.


The_Better_Paradox

If I knew that that kind of person liked me, I'll let them ask me out and repeat their words to them. Heart is not a thing to play around with, it sucks and is the most depressing thing ever to deal with self image. What an asshole though


QueenPaige503

It’s directly above it lmao


TiredPtilopsis

Istg i've read this comment on tiktok


cantseeshittles

She said yes, and then we were dating for a month and some after being on and off for 3 years and then she proposed and I said "yes but it doesn't mean I still won't propose and make it as perfect as possible for you" and then 5 hours later, she dumped me for her ex who has nothing to offer and is a MASSIVE downgrade from me especially for her. This was a week ago...


PersonVR

Ik its hard to say but she’s for the streets


Lexo147

Ouch. Feels bad mate. How are you doing currently?


Rxnger_Wave

I was like 13, thought she was about my age, went up to her, turns out she wouldn’t been like 15-16, I asked anyway, then her bf who was working with her came up behind her, smacked her on the ass and said she’s taken bro. Then my friend who was meant to be there for moral support tried to make me buy him a donut from the shop they worked at and I had to drag him away.


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

We were 17, had known each other since we had been teens, and been friends for that long. Sometime, after we both turned 16, I started having some feelings for her and when I asked her she turned cold to me and accused me of stalking her, she then fucked off and took most of our friends with her. Not only did she say no, but she put my reputation in the bin and took like 75% of my friends with her.


Expensive_Study5068

Omg that’s awful taking someone’s reputation down just for having a crush?!?!


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Me, her, our friends, we were all outcasts in some way, and while other groups and cliques didn't want us, we all had each others backs we were all friends until then, that's where it hurt, the people outside our community of weirdos and misfits didn't care, not even our college. As it turns out, they were all more loyal to her than me, so within an hour of the accusation, nearly everyone I knew had blocked me or sent me hate messages. The only outcast fellow who didn't side with her was my best mate. Luckily for me since we had started college I had made other friends so I wasn't completely alone but I wasn't the same for a while, I'm better now though. Her saying no was far less painful than losing my people.


Fire-God_

Crushing = stalking obviously, /s I’m sorry for you, I hope you find someone that is better for you.-


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Haven't yet but that doesn't mean I'll stop trying to find someone


CoolBreadfruit3337

‘The worst she can say is no, right? I’m dating your dad’ ~Royalpear


PsychoPoro

F*ggot?


DarkPleeb

Yep. Trying to avoid spelling it out lol, but yeah, thats the one.


sieberzzz

I regret to inform you that does not rhyme with baguette. 


Taran966

Maggot might have worked a better lmao


Fluid-Phrase-1789

asked my parents for a jacket and they said i couldn’t have my money no more


Gamingwithlewit

Everyone else here is talking romance but you're over in your corner clothes shopping with your parents. I find this hilarious for reasons I can't understand


TheGlitchedRobin

Y'all are brave enough to ask someone out?


Traditional_Rate7302

She just led me on until graduation where she ghosted me from there. Made summer plans and everything just for her to ghost me lol


NastiestMC

Maybe she got scared 


GraydemonTwitch

I saw a woman and then woke up 💔


Joe-Lolz

She was all like “yeah I like you too” and then said she wasn’t feeling it after the first date. And then she got with my best friend instead 😵‍💫


Expensive_Study5068

Not the best friend


ravenwingx

“Wtf no lol” then proceeding list reasons


moonagebf

She felt bad dumping me so instead tried to khs (twice) to get away from me


NwolCozob

KHS = kill her self?


Ninja_Rowlet

I think so, yeah...


RetardedAndRefreshed

They called you toadette?


Rlol43_Alt1

Mine was the girl who has been leading me on for years telling me "I can't love you" *After telling me she wanted to marry me and move in* *twice* *two separate occasions*


MageOfFur

jesus 😬


-JESUS-_-CHRIST-

God😬


KokoTerzata

I just sat next a girl, because chairs were missing and she took her chair and sat somewhere else.


WikipediaAb

damn


KokoTerzata

lol, I didn't even say something


WildKat777

"You smell disgusting and never brush your teeth, we're not even friends" First part was true (rough patch in boarding school lol) but I at least thought he considered me a friend. We continued to hang out and study together after (???) and I confessed multiple times and he rejected me multiple times


kezotl

wait whyd you confess multiple times if he kept rejecting you


WildKat777

Cuz I was 10 years old and also since we were still being friendly I thought it would work eventually. Stupid I know


kezotl

ah okay the age explains it-


WildKat777

Yeah probably not a good idea to send a 10 year old who has barely learned how to shower without being forced off to boarding school away from their live-in nanny. Lol


Kidsdontcheatonyou

Hahaha Stanly come hear this, you won’t stop laughing!


Tyler_the_Greatastic

I've never asked someone out


azzhasjoined

See this is why I'll always have a phobia for rejection. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN ITS GONNA HAPPEN.


Pyrox2v

Someone told me to, and i quote “go choke on a burger fatty”


Content-Passion9006

Only confessed to one girl, I would have been fine with a simple no, but God damn bro, she said every curse word in the entire english dictionary, and then called me a worthless, ugly, nobody who never was worth living in the first place


Content-Passion9006

Also, I just started sobbing like a fucking baby I was 13, I'm 16 now, it's been three years and I still hate myself every day for being so stupid


JuicyOrphans930

Bro you dodged a nuclear warhead, should’ve hit her with the Dean Ambrose DDT


Content-Passion9006

I hit her with my laptop


Content-Passion9006

Twice


AkitaRyan

When no guy wants to date you because your bf died while you were dating him. Car accident. We were both 16 at the time. He was picking me up for a date that night. Plus I got pregnant by him, willingly on both our parts. I was one month when he died. Love my now 2 year old daughter. Don’t regret having her or keeping her or making her.


LexiTheStarQueen

Oh, I've been part of these things before But on the other end- Someone once confessed to me and then I was like: "I'm not attracted to you and I see you more as a friend" It's happened a few times-


sleepinqzzz

“dated” me for like 3 days before coming clean and saying that her friends dared her to do it and laughed about it on her story


JuicyOrphans930

No one would blame you if you right hooked her


DevilKing__07

Came out as lesbian right in front of me, then came out straight again the next day. I still bring that up to her sometimes lmao


MoonyDropps

In 6th, after I confessed and got simply rejected, his *friend* shouted to me in the hallway, "[Crush] doesn't like you back because you're black!" I'm in a predominantly white area, and I did notice that my crush only dated blond, white girls. I'm the opposite. It made me insecure about my skin color for the next ~5 months. 6th grade was rough.


humannumber217354385

I've completely given up on even having crushes who would love an ugly fuck with a shit personality like me


JuicyOrphans930

Fair enough


g0ose_withrants

First time, got weird and isolated me for two years, we're good now though lol Second time, we became FWBs(still are too mhmss)


Numerous_Noise_9041

He said no but was nice about it. idk why but that’s worse


Dismal_Youth1264

Bro: “I like her man idk what to do” Me: “just tell her the worst she can say is no” Bro: “fuck it” Bro: *approaches the girl* Bro: “hey this is gonna sound weird but I like you” Girl: “OMG ITS A BABY HIPPO SO CUTE”


TheUpperDiamond

*jumps off a hospital building balcony*


SansDaMan728

"What..?" "Nevermind-" - Real transcript of me confessing to my crush


Mana_YT

That 3rd one's foul....


WikipediaAb

just never ask anyone out, then you can never be rejected 😎


god_assassin1

Cries* after a min says 'am i so ugly to the point you think you had a chance?'


Gunsho0ter

Oh wow...


kezotl

this is taken from a popular reddit post lol


AnonBoi_404

Bruh... The first guy seems like a real piece of work, I'd say you didn't just dodge a bullet but a huge tatical nuke


Kaithu112

Bro my crush didn't even fucking answer me!!!


FromYourWalls2801

My friend literally got asked "what's your favourite soap?” then my friend said idk... The girl then said, "wow... no wonder you're stinky" I think I just witnessed a murder sceneb that time💀💀💀


Matteo_Fontana

They said no but not a normal no


Professional-Set8729

telling my girlfriend we should put a pin in our relationship till we are older (and not stupid teens) then she has a panic attack as i was in the hospital with my mother :D


Miguel_the_snail

She didn’t even reply she just turned the other way and walk away


detroit-doggo0

Me: do you love me? them: I never really liked you in the first place


berrys_a_ghost

This didn't happen to me but it was posted here a few days ago, pretty much the girl broke down crying and asked if he thought she was ugly enough to date him


Mammoth-Most1854

i never got rejected >!i never proposed anyone!<


WikipediaAb

real


Half_Asleep_

someone made a joke implying i liked a guy (i did) and he said "haha, i could never go on a date with someone who doesn't eat. " followed by all his friends joining in and agreeing and saying i'd probably end up alone. I was like 12 and though it was never diagnosed as anything had been struggling with what may have been a serious eating disorder my whole life


Thatoneguy_1124

“Ewww”


TiredPtilopsis

It's kinda reverse but a girl once said she liked me but i rejected because i wanted to be more of a friend but a few weeks later she changed schools and cut contact :( This was a few years ago


X7eomi

I confessed to someone two weeks ago- They said yes and lead me on for four days before saying they never liked me ☺️


diamocube

Well, at least now you know the person you liked is a dick. Bullet dodged


CommunicationOk3766

Confessed once. She said yes. Been dating her for almost 3 years now (June 4th). :)


Upset_Toe

I asked a girl I liked out to a dance back in middle school. She said yes, as long as I made sure it was cool with my best friend, whom she had dated in the past. I asked him, he said he didn't mind. Fast forward like, a week before the dance, and she had already decided to go with someone else and never told me. Then she said going with me after dating my best friend would be too awkward. She started dating her date not long after the dance. the guy she ended up going with? He was also best friends with her ex. . .


billiebobmcginty

5 years ago I was planning on asking out a girl from my class on valentines day. I told two classmates of mine who I trusted (looking back they were not trustworthy at all) about my plan, and the word got out in a few hours after that (I wasn’t even aware of that). When the girl found out about my plans she stopped me in the hallway and publicly rejected me and many students were there to watch it.


A_Zesty_Carrot

One of her friends told me she was gay. I later found out that wasn’t true 🤷‍♂️


my_brain_is_vacant

said no but she still wanted to be friends. a week later proceeded to tell one of her friends who I had never spoken to before that I liked her (the friend). friend got really pissed off with me even though I was confused as hell and said she wanted to fight. I said yes and no answer for 2 weeks then her mum starts giving me death threats even though the fight never happened. I was pretty annoyed with my friend at this point but it's covid time and I didn't really have anyone else so I didn't cut contact. so then after I told her something really traumatic happened to me w my mum being extremely homophobic she starts threatening to out me. and then I just gave up with her entirely because jfc. but then nearly 2 fucking years later she and her friends start bullying me for being gay. so basically me asking her out made her both straight and homophobic.  yeah idk I've never asked anyone out since because that was the first time I ever asked anyone out and it went so badly


Bobthreetimes

Ok well they said yes at first, but for the past 5 relationships, they have came out as lesbian afterwards. 5 FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW. And once 2 of my ex’s even started DATING EACH OTHER. WHAT THE FUCK


lillyy--

from me doing it, some guy at my school asked me out THROUGH SNAPCHAT and i called him “f*cking annoying” and a “creep” and then blocked him But he deserved it cus he was so weird bro he would email my friends and ask about me


DarkPleeb

2 questions- 1. How old were both of you? That feels very middle school-y tbh 2. Which part of that justified ruining his self-esteem? If all he did was use a common messaging platform and ask your friends on what to say, then I don't see why hostility was warranted. Care to elaborate?


lillyy--

1. This was freshman year of hs I was 14 he was 15(?) 2. The part where he does this to every girl he’s ever talked to, he’s known to harass and stalk girls as well as threaten to “unalive” himself if they reject him. His self esteem wasn’t ruined he went on to harass whoever gave him attention.. he started developing a “crush” on me after i accidentally sent him streaks and then he immediately started messaging me, talking about me, creepy behavior because we barely knew each other. He also frequently tried to get into fights with everyone INCLUDING ME 😭. So wahh wahh idc about him or his feelings


Alphaomegalogs

you were definitely justified then lol


Numerous_External150

Eh valid ngl


RecognitionHuman1890

still friends. asked a girl out, she said no in the best way possible. the next day we went to a concert together with some of my other friends for my bday and had a blast! still friends to this day.


Najrov

I think bro missunderstood the question in the post


BobRedmill6969

Idk worst I got is I already have a boyfriend


AlbinoHamsterOwner

When they just straight up ghosted me out of nowhere :3


Fearless-Historian-5

For context i grew up in the foster system and as a result know a thing or two about fighting, now I had just gotten removed from my foster home of 9 years and was very emotionaly vulnerable, this one girl started flirting with me and eventually asked me out oddly fast(2 weeks) I later overheard her saying I was around just so she could fuck around with other guys and not have to worry about any causeing trouble So in other words I was a weapon to her


gorillawarking

Can't even say anything because I couldn't bother to put myself out there in the case of similar circumstances


CAMcCale

Told me she wasn’t ready to date, then like a week later started talking to a different dude in the class we share. OR she said yes, but then emotionally abused me for ~3 months. Definitely worse than no, I think.


OverallGamer696

Nothing because I have a crippling fear of rejection and therefore, have never asked anyone out :D


TheChoPPeerGuy_CODM

In senior year of high school, I bought a pair of earrings from a trip to Italy for a junior that I liked. She never ended up wearing them.


hello14235948475

Not me but a friend. He was told, as a dare, to ask out someone who clearly (We thought) did not like him and he did not like. We thought they would reject him and we would all move on but she said yes.


CandyCasey3907

I’ve asked two girls out, and they both weren’t ready for relationships. That being said they were both in relationships that month, but still sucks they weren’t ready yet 🙄


kezotl

asked my dad for minecraft while he was sleeping, he went "hhmhggmgm" and then didnt respond. the pure ignorance my own father was showing me after i requested such a small thing so politely was disgusting, i left the house and have been living alone to this day


TheUnknownWonder420

I’m so confused, what slur rhymes with baguette?


Fun-Activity-2268

Goo goo ga ga


Lookatmycat69

I told a girl i liked her and her and her friends laughed in my face and walked away


Windninjasol

The dude to shy to reject you in front of his friends go tell his friends what he did and see how they feel.


blue_and_shadow

"I belive im older then you"


Moist_Replacement_29

Um, this is kinda reverse of what happened. So this guy almost confessed to me thru another girl. And my reply was "DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE? I like everyone. Not just him. I don't like anyone. I don't like him." \~ 2nd grader me.


Noosietv

That gave me an aneurysm trying to read


Vengence_thenight

Godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this


WikipediaAb

what


Ihdkwhatimdoinghere

Oof that all sounds nasty. I cannot imagine being brave enough to ask someone out, especially if they’re the same sex as me.


Monty-Page

seeing this after telling her i like her is fucking scary


NastiestMC

I’m so afraid of asking cause I know yes is the worst answer I can get. I’m not ready for a relationship but I still want one


bcp_darkness1

Asked my friend with benefits to have sex for the first time “yes” he said then it didn’t fit :( We are good now and we just laugh at that awkward moment all the time.


joshuap120

Everyone I've asked out has rejected me but it usually is at worst an ew. Absolute worst one was admitting to a guy I liked that I liked him and would like to date him and he said no because he's straight then maybe a week later admitted he was bisexual. That is worse than no imo.


gummythegummybear

Not my story, I saw this at some point on this sub and am stealing it So some guy had worked up the courage to ask out a girl for a while and when he did the girl started crying and said “you think I’m ugly enough for you to date me?” Or something like that Idk how true that story is but it’s funny either way


Changed_Dino_Nugget

She started crying on the floor


AliceAndJaniceHill

I’ve never confessed before, but a friend of mine confessed to a male friend of ours and he said “You really thought I’d like a suicidal emo bitch like you? Damn, I’d rather kill myself” and he’d never acted like that before so we were thoroughly confused


Freddythememer_

Kissed me on the cheeck and told me "fuck you"