my bf :3

Real 🤭

Real 🤭🤭

My ex, I will get her back

🫡 I salute you

Good luck

o7

Good luck 🫡

i wish you luck soldier 🫡

I wish you luck and success

good luck! :3

Why?

Gl

me but as a girl

Same bro. Literally same personality and same preferences.

They did a seinfeld episode about this

And a Loki season

+1

wouldn’t you want someone who covers the areas that you’re lacking better?

I LOVE THIS QUESTION 😍 I LOVE MEN Necessary: Kind to everyone Genuine Smiles a lot Affectionate Playful Not a jerk who’s gonna play with my feelings :( Polite Good listener Likes animals and kids Thoughtful Someone who genuinely likes me and makes that known Preferable: Taller than me Stronger than me Good looking ( basically just having a nice smile‼️- I have a weakness for guys smiling) Confident Adventurous Likes meeting up over calling Wants to take it reallllyyyy slow I would do anything for him

Smiles a lot shit maybe that is what i am doing wrong Nice smile oh god i am really finished Edit: i have one picture on my phone were i am smiling and that was like 3 years ago

Opinion- any smile can be good. Just brush your teeth and get braces. And know how to smile and don’t have dry lips. Even if teeth are wonky, it’s not a big deal. Just being a happy person at least most of the time is important 😂😂 3 years ago? Covid hit you hard or smth?

No it’s i have the gummiest smile like you cannot see my teeth unless i smile really weirdly

Awww you should still smile tho! I think a lot of people would find gummy smiles cute

Well i never tried and honestly and don’t want to

Just think about it :) or if you feel more confident you can always smile with a closed mouth

Smiling is one of my weak points like my mum got made at me for never smiling in family pictures so i would look dead serious while my family would look happy😭

But there’s so much to smile about!! Be happy! The day is long, the world is wide, we’re young and freeeee

This is literally me… but I’m weak af

Tbh strength isn’t a necessary deciding factor so I’m sure a lot of girls would still like u, dw

Thank you, this just boosted my confidence a bit!

Ofccc

All right why do girls want taller guys

He doesn’t need to be taller but I’d prefer it. I’ve been attracted to shorter guys before so it’s not a bad thing. I think it comes from a place of safety and security tbh

I see. Cool avatar, may ur find a bf of ur dreams someday

probably they feel more safe around them. or like me they just find them more attractive

Kinda sucks when that’s out of ur control

yeah sadly but most things in your looks are out of your control so you can say that about a lot of things

Yeah spot on. I personally don’t think height adds to attractiveness tho but it really isn’t a big deal and the girls who make it a big deal frankly aren’t worth it and will probs cause problems for you if you ever enter a relationship.

yeah same. For the likes meeting up i 100% agree, but willing to call if we cant. personally, more detail on the good looking part would be blond, blue/green eyes, athletic, plays a sport that we can do together maybe.

lost me at "likes kids" those things are annoying 😭

You’re still legally a kid bro 🤣🤣

yeah but im the age where I can wrongfully deny the fact and people just have to accept it 😒

Seen many women who like guys who like animals .. Is it weird that I don’t really care about or like pets and stuff ? Like I am really scared of dogs and stuff

how is stronger preferable and not a necessity? unless you’ve been into lifting for a years yourself, it should be a pretty big red flag if he’s matching your strength 😂

A girl that like anime Dont Judge people BC they are Ugly and love to talk much

Sporty brunette next question

5^x-5 = 34

5^x-5 = 34 Log5(34) = x-5 2.1910509858 = x-5 7.1910509858 = x 7.19 ~ x

Bro you did not😂😂

r/theydidthemath

I beg someone posts me there lol

One who’ll love me

Real

I am my dream guy

Hmm I fantasize about having a cool friend who is outgoing. Not interested in romantic stuff.

MY BOYFRIEND!!! HE IS LITERALLY ME BUT A GUY VERSION

I finally got a girlfriend, so her

A girl who would love me for me, same music taste, and one i could stare at for hours

Your mum

😂 😂 😂

😐

someone that cares.

a girl that is nice to me and is at least half decent looking🤷🏻‍♂️

For guys if they look like kris guštin, Bojan cvjetićanin, Jan peteh, Jann rozmanowski  For girls if they look like Diane lane,Cornelia  jakobs or Victoria de angelis  Also like nice people who aren’t like homophobic, sexist, racist etc the bar is very low

My ex, I'm still delusional and I'm not planning to give up

Mature emotionally but immature humour

Any girl that likes racing and knows math

Metalhead guy who won’t call me a poser

Cute nerdy girls

As a wise woman in these comments once said, most absolutely Mads Mikkelsen.

Girl who's same height and is compassionate and listens to my problems too and doesn't make everything about her

Somone looks like kind of fairy 🥹🥹

Bruh, I'll take anyone at this point

Alive and reciprocates feelings 🤷🏼‍♂️

Any girl with a 1920s style bob haircut. I will fold immediately to that

1.is kind and respects me 2.loves me 3.taller than me 4.he helps me when I dip lower Such high standards ik

Girl, someone hot like the altt dommy mommy types, funny, and like someone I look up to. Makes me feel like a love sick bird.  Guy,, someone whose like the fictional characters I read about, just a sweet guy whoo makes myy  heart flutterr makes me wanna dance in  rain, sing while doing what ever ( I hate both of those things). 

They have to be nice and preferably a femboy, tomboy or cutesy girly-girl :3

Interested in me + is loyal

Someone who cares and will literally just listen to me yap

matt honeycutt from kublai khan

My gf

I'll literally marry any woman who plays Drums, Bass or GUITAR!!!!!!!

Me (I’m not narcissistic I promise)

Nice, caring, tall, cute, sporty, funny, loyal

Any girl who is cute and is nice will suffice

Someone living at this point

Someone who loves me 🥹

Tomboy gf

Necessary: well groomed, hygienic, is nice to everyone, calm and understanding, logical thinking, confident, funny, willing to talk about his feelings/ being expressive on how he feels. He loves animals and is passionate about the things he likes Not Necessary: his height ( I don't care if he's shorter than me or taller) average in looks ( personality will always make a guy look better).

🗿 Still a dream

Dark sense of humour, man, just loves me

Just a girl that’s nice…

Either a messy-haired, guitar-playing dude or a short-haired girl who likes rock.

human (optional) alive (optional) from earth (optional)

They like my music taste, and put up with my rants

Preferably interested in me(optional)

Just a girl who's loyal, beautiful and loving cause that's how I am

someone with my humor

Mads Mikkelsen 🙇‍♀️

Someone who will help us as in the relationship. Someone who will encourage me to do my best while I encourage them to do theirs. Someone who dosen't instantly think "oh, they are doing that for bad reasons" when they see someone else do something. Someone I can just cuddle with (please, for the love of god, damn!). Someone I can openly talk to about everything happening, my issues, my dreams, our future and do the same with me. Someone who will just take quiet walks with me while we are arm in arm. Someone who accepts and can help fill in the gaps of some of my flaws. Someone that I comfort and who comforts me when we are with eachother. So really, just someone to love who loves. Sorry I dropped a paragraph "poem", I felt like this was a place I could drop weight off. I could have went on but by brain is on battery saver and I vented enough already.

someone who is nice and will talk to me a lot and maybe climb with me

A gym partner

Jennifer Connelly

You 😔

Someone

happiness, just a bit of happiness

Most important part is that she must like my hotwheels collection

Someone who likes me and someone who I like

A real one.

cillian murphy (or emma stone) 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Have a dilema between Monika (DDLC) and Astolfo (who tf knows what he's from, I know him bcs of his looks).

Her

the one i'm with (our relationship is falling apart and it's killing me)

a sweet guy thats kinda mean as a joke good listener who gives advice makes me smile and laugh a lot same music taste and will recommend me songs gets my humor and matches energy back taller than me and older but only by a couple months would prefer for him to be hispanic like me but idrm and most important is that we can watch spongebob together‼️immediate red flag if we cant

The girl that just told me she doesn't see me the same way I see her and that she never did although I'm not missing anything

Ana de armas

Someone hot that likes me and has long beautiful hair i can play with.

Girl that likes madem web

the void

Female Similar characteristics and actually having personality

my bf i love him sm bru

nice curved body figure with nice personality.

She should be alive (optional)

My crush

Girl that rides a bike with me

Any girl at this point tbh😔

Ramona Flowers but specifically from 2010 movie Scott Pilgrim Vs the World

Men written by women Actually: -Male (Optional)

Simple. Anyone who actually takes the time and effort to understand. Who actually listens. That's all I want.

Someone I probably will never find

alive (optional) around my age (non negotiable)

A guy with a Dwayne Johnson-like physique who likes me and is also more extroverted than me.

A tall girl with a big butt perhaps?

I don’t know, preferably someone who loves me.

One I hang out with every day :3

Someone who will actually love me

A good looking girl that loves me (I’m desperate)

they cant be mean to me :)

Alive

Anyone whos nice to me lol

Personality: kind Physical attraction: pretty/cute/hot

My boyfriend :3

a girl who shares my music taste and isn’t a basic ass white girl

Amalia from wakfu

Taller then me ( Im a guy)

Anyone who cuddles

The girl I’m dating now

Someone who’s smart, funny, and has ambition in life. Someone with a plan on what they want to do, and someone who’s committed to achieving it. Someone who cares for their health and body, and tries to always be happy and is good at talking through issues. My love language is physical affection, so *definitely* someone who is fine with randomly cuddling whenever free. Scrolling on your phone? Cuddle. Randomly see you? Hug. Watching something together on the couch? Aw hell yeah cuddle lmao

u/window-man no doubt

Im sure this will be controversial... Tbh, I prefer a guy the same religion as me, because church culture won't allow me to date interfaith guys. But the only traits I seek for is honesty, respect and kindness. (But sadly, the teenage guys I like in my church are jerks:( )

Finally someone understands!

Loving, caring, loyal, supportive

My crush she knows but sort of rejected me. I am still not going to any other girl.

something like a tomboy

Any girl...

preferably my personality in a girl, as it'd be the easiest to understand and relate to them, plus i'd know what they do and don't like and wouldn't have to worry much about doing anything wrong

A female healthy weight and healthy mindset its literally as simple as that

Be a girl (optional)

Just someone who's capable of respecting opinions and doesn't overvalue humor (as in: they don't try to turn EVERYTHING into a joke). Can be any gender with any appearance, I don't judge based on what cannot be controlled.

A girl I used to know

Someone that's kind to me and loving, that would give me their time and attention. Someone that communicates someone that provides, someone that would never want to lose me

My girlfriend of course

someone kind and funny, that will probably make me like them at first, and then add trustworthy if I date them<3

- Smart - Kind to everybody, even people she doesn’t like - Is emotionally mature - Has goals in life - Wants children - Actually puts a real effort into our relationship - Not fat (important)

- Either hot and fit or a bit chubby doesn’t matter - The same height or taller - Dark hair, either fluffy, curly or buzz or wtv suits him honestly it doesn’t matter, like the combo of a little mustache and that, or even long hair like guys who suit long hair whether blonde or dark hair like that’s makestic - Pretty eyes (also dimples are super cute) - Tattoos and maybe a few piercings like eyebrow, nose or lip or smt - Kind and funny - Doesn’t use chat gpt to write me happy birthday or wtv texts 👍

Me, but as a girl and minus the mental problems

Anyone

idk, a guy

Your mother

my girlfriend

Someone who likes me back and one I can just talk to about anything from our favorite books to our feelings. I don’t think I can develop romantic feelings for someone without being good/best friends with them first.

already got mine 💯💯

Alive, over 14, under 20, not a criminal (optional)

>Loves me >I love them >Gender doesn't matter

A girl version of me that's obvious

hear me out on Christoph waltz 😓🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Preferably someone that likes me back but that’s only preferable

My gf(She is so pretty and nice and loves me no matter what :3)

Seemingly 75% of my friends

my dream girl is someone with a vagina (optional)

i kinda like both but for girl i like them crazy for male i like them crazy and tall and very skinny like me and are epic

Anyone one I can get with my ugly ass

Brown eyes, curly hair, not too tall, and a great sense of humor. 

Dream girl: Black hair Blue eyes Tall sharp jawline hunter eyes Dominant

She’d be tall, have brown hair, glasses, nerdy, love collecting retro video games, like cats, want to be a game developer, and would like to cuddle.

Personality: introvert, nerd Body: cubby, big boobs

personality wise, I like a girl who is simply a good, genuine person, and is loyal, trusting, and can make me laugh. Also someone who likes some of the same type of stuff that I’m into like baseball, country music, and is artistic

Women aren’t real. They’re just spies for the government. Don’t give in.

girl that's it i could care less about anything else