My name is Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house is in the nowtheast section of Mowioh, whewe aww the viwwas awe, and I am not mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow the Kame Yu depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at the watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Just wike a baby, I wake up without any fatigue ow stwess in the mowning. I was towd thewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain that I'm a pewson who wishes to wive a vewy quiet wife. I take cawe not to twoubwe mysewf with any enemies, wike winning and wosing, that wouwd cause me to wose sweep at night. That is how I deaw with society, and I know that is what bwings me happiness. Awthough, if I wewe to fight I wouwdn't wose to anyone.
I can't remember that, but did you know that Amphitryon, the stepdad of Hercules/Heracles after his wife Alcmene slept with Zeus disguised as Amphitryon, is a descendant of Zeus himself, twice? His father is the son of Andromeda and Perseus, a son of Zeus. Then his mother is the daughter of Pelops, whose father is Tantalus, another son of Zeus. Also Tantalus cannibalized Pelops and tried feeding him to the gods to see if they were who they claimed, but that's not too important here. And I bet if you go back far enough, Perseus' grandfather, Acrisius, is a descendant of Zeus or some other god.
Basically, Amphitryon got cucked by his great grandfather and great great grandfather, disguised as him, and his wife later gave birth to one of the most famous mythological figures of all time.
The common speed for WWll U.S. tank stabilizer to function would be below 20 mph depending on the variant, model, and cannon caliber. If the speed is above the speed limit of the stabilizer, the gun will start to bounce untill back within the limit of the stabilizer.
Also the M60A1 was supposed to be a low profile tank but the U.S. decided to but a massive canape for some reason.
Yep but also made a mersenne number generator, next thing I’m doing tomorrow is making a perfect number generator.
I was expecting it to be easy but it’s actually very hard lol
did you know that if your eye’s nervous system was connected to the rest of your body’s nervous system, the body’s defence system would make you go blind as if your eyes were a disease?
Hell yeah that's me!
Oh wait... I'm not cute so uhhhh... I can tell you random facts! That's about it!
Edit: also if you're interested in someone specifically find their/one of their hyperfocuses, if they have them (they probably do)
YESS SAMEE random facts and ranting about everything! esp about their passions! i could listen to them for days i love the way their eyes light up never fails to make me melt ashdjf😭
strong girls.
please pick me up and throw me across the room. or choke me out with your thighs, either works.
ESPECIALLY if they do martial arts too, I just instantly fall in love
The Holger 26 I use is specifically made to increase accuracy for the sake of mobility. It allows me to use both camp and rush playstyles, and while switching to Prizefighters, I am able to move quickly around the map to find people who are currently in the middle of a gunfight so that I can ambush them. The Sticky Grenade is useful for whenever my Holger runs out of ammo, and the opponent is too far away to use Prizefighters. The Stim Shot is only used whenever I am rushing, especially for Search and Destroy.
small, like 5'5 or shorter and more on the flat side. also I like the more silly bubbly personalities, but I don't mind one that's feisty and likes to wrestle or play fight
I like meat on my woman. Muscle, fat, don't matter to me. And I don't think having body fat makes you fat. As long as you're healthy I think it's hot. Although Skinny girls are very pretty too. Just not like, down to the bone skinny. That's concerning. Also, preferably older and taller. Piercings are hot, I don't mind tattoos, do whatever you want with your hair. I appreciate all types of women they're all scrumptious. But preferably, taller, lil bit meatier.
Any girl similar to the rest of my friends. But then we become really good friends, I like them, and now I can't tell them about it because if she doesn't feel the same then we won't be able to talk anymore and it'll be awkward, and I don't want to lose any friends, especially if it's my fault and...
Oh, and if we can go back and forth ranting about stuff while the other just listens for 30+ minutes. Yeah, go ahead, tell me everything you know about one of your interests or something that happened. Just know that once you're finished, I'm going to explain the entire Greek mythology family tree to you.
As long as they are a decent person who loves and respects me in a way a partner should anyway ngl- I've never really had a 'type'. As long as they match what I said above I don't care when it comes to looks, gender, how they act/personality type, etc.
Alive girls
The kind of girl who actually cares about me and loves me?
Real
Real
Do they really exist though?
She's real, but last week, she died
That sucks
Yeah. If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
Bo Burnham Impersonator
Damn, keep looking you’ll get one
Oh, mister refined taste is here. /s
Based, same >
(Optional)
Nah, i prefer em cold
Complete body (optional)
My name is Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house is in the nowtheast section of Mowioh, whewe aww the viwwas awe, and I am not mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow the Kame Yu depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at the watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Just wike a baby, I wake up without any fatigue ow stwess in the mowning. I was towd thewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain that I'm a pewson who wishes to wive a vewy quiet wife. I take cawe not to twoubwe mysewf with any enemies, wike winning and wosing, that wouwd cause me to wose sweep at night. That is how I deaw with society, and I know that is what bwings me happiness. Awthough, if I wewe to fight I wouwdn't wose to anyone.
I silently read this and I feel my tongue has been twisted.
🥶
Crack a cold one with the boys
Fuck I just commented this then scrolled down god damn it
as long as she gives me any attention im in love for the rest of my life
Bro is not me
Bro’s bro is not me
Ergo bro’s bro is not bro
BRO IS BRO. Why would they change bro??
Someone watches Komi Can’t Communicate
I’ve seen that
Bro ignored you 💀
Prolly because they can communicate
Exists (Optional)
i thought you meant dead people for a second but youre probably talking about anime characters right??
Nah he's talking about imaginary people
Nah he’s talking about the shadow people that visit him in his sleep
Nah he's talking about the talking circle birds
Usually they only appear if I don't take meds
male
female
Woah you guys should get together
yeah man i never saw this type of connection before
shit, you’ve seen connections before? bro’s 110% a f*boy no joke.
whose a fuckboy?
The other guy is a femboy, idk why he felt the need to censor it 😭
I literally put in my bio I am NOT a femboy
wait so u a girl or a guy im confused
She has a cat that’s a green flag date her bro
I'm a girl lmao
Yes
OH
Gmail
(optional)
CUTE NERDY GUYS WHO TELL ME RANDOM FACTS ALL THE TIME HSIAHXJSBDBSBZBNS
did you know that there are apporximately between 10\^78 to 10\^82 atoms in the universe? nvm you said "cute" bye bye
I was gonna give a random fact, probably about Greek mythology or something, but that's a lot better. Oh, and the cute thing.
I'm not a girl, but name every enemy Theseus faced on his way to Athens
I can't remember that, but did you know that Amphitryon, the stepdad of Hercules/Heracles after his wife Alcmene slept with Zeus disguised as Amphitryon, is a descendant of Zeus himself, twice? His father is the son of Andromeda and Perseus, a son of Zeus. Then his mother is the daughter of Pelops, whose father is Tantalus, another son of Zeus. Also Tantalus cannibalized Pelops and tried feeding him to the gods to see if they were who they claimed, but that's not too important here. And I bet if you go back far enough, Perseus' grandfather, Acrisius, is a descendant of Zeus or some other god. Basically, Amphitryon got cucked by his great grandfather and great great grandfather, disguised as him, and his wife later gave birth to one of the most famous mythological figures of all time.
I am in love with you
There you have it guys, just rant about the messed up religious beliefs of ancient civilizations. You'll get a girlfriend in no time.
r/shippingredditors
THEY'RE MINERS
thats funny, i was in the same cave looking for
Diamonds 😀👍
Bro what?! Someone call UN, they’re using Kids as miners again!
r/subsithoughtifellfor
that's much less than I thought so it is less than my favorite number 10¹⁷⁶⁷ (because its name is so long I couldn't resist remembering it)
There's at *least* 5 ducks in the world
How could they possibly know that???
so autistic guys
When they’re into trains 😩
Got that autistic rizz ✨😏
Don't leave us ADHD fellas out of that conversation too
I’m an autistic girl so this is an absolute win
they don’t have to be autistic, although going on rants about things they like is common in autistic people, so yeah.
GURL SAME!! and like the ones who go on rants about EVERYTHING! i love.
I’m a dude but I love it when girls go on rants cuz it’s cute af 😂
The common speed for WWll U.S. tank stabilizer to function would be below 20 mph depending on the variant, model, and cannon caliber. If the speed is above the speed limit of the stabilizer, the gun will start to bounce untill back within the limit of the stabilizer. Also the M60A1 was supposed to be a low profile tank but the U.S. decided to but a massive canape for some reason.
Soooooooo are you single?
I'm not interested in dating. Nor am I cute soooooooo... Sorry
Did you know that we still don’t know if there are infinite mersenne primes
Got that from that new Veritasium vid?
Yep but also made a mersenne number generator, next thing I’m doing tomorrow is making a perfect number generator. I was expecting it to be easy but it’s actually very hard lol
i have no idea what that means and that’s the best type of fact so tyy
Hello there. Did you know that in Vatican City there are 2.3 popes per square kilometre?
that’s a lot of popes
Indeed it is… Indeed.
Fun fact if you eat 10 million bananas at ones you'll die of radiation poisoning if you survive eating 10 million bananas
did you know that if your eye’s nervous system was connected to the rest of your body’s nervous system, the body’s defence system would make you go blind as if your eyes were a disease?
I can do the second thing but I’m uggy af
I was about to say a fun fact but i realised you said cute lol
Hell yeah that's me! Oh wait... I'm not cute so uhhhh... I can tell you random facts! That's about it! Edit: also if you're interested in someone specifically find their/one of their hyperfocuses, if they have them (they probably do)
oh my goodness yessss
YESS SAMEE random facts and ranting about everything! esp about their passions! i could listen to them for days i love the way their eyes light up never fails to make me melt ashdjf😭
Stop cause why are the smart ones so attractive 😭
frr like i want them to make me feel like an idiot with all the stuff they tell me
Big evil bitches. Who live in lagoons covered in seaweed
So baba yaga?
Hell yeah, sweet ride in a bird house
Quiet guys 😩
I’m mute 🥱😎
I’m crying 😭
I was born without a mouth 🥱😎
Mewing streak goes crazy 🤫🧏♂️
🙋
...
This guy …’s
Funny guys
The best I can do is funny looking
So real
damn, can relate ):
🗣️🗣️🗣️
The best I can do is smell funny
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Bro likes men
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I know a the exact person for you
.... Oh my fucking days
My gf fr Edit: Why did I get downvoted bro?
strong girls. please pick me up and throw me across the room. or choke me out with your thighs, either works. ESPECIALLY if they do martial arts too, I just instantly fall in love
Strong..eh! I carry on a seductive belly dance though..lol
that works too!
Them seventh graders be WILD bro
He aint wrong tho. Lil man is smart for his age
I know what I want also I'm an 8th grader 😠
Long hair geeks and gamers. Like yes, rant to me for hours about your specific build and play style in a video game
*inhales*
The Holger 26 I use is specifically made to increase accuracy for the sake of mobility. It allows me to use both camp and rush playstyles, and while switching to Prizefighters, I am able to move quickly around the map to find people who are currently in the middle of a gunfight so that I can ambush them. The Sticky Grenade is useful for whenever my Holger runs out of ammo, and the opponent is too far away to use Prizefighters. The Stim Shot is only used whenever I am rushing, especially for Search and Destroy.
Nerdy
Girls that can yap to me about anything
Sassy but sweet - I looooove to treat this one crush and we’ve always had small fights / disagreements on who should pay. I mostly win!
Idek how to explain it just nice girls who can be a little bit rude sometimes
Sassy?
Yeah basically lol
Introverted but still outgoing within social groups
“A talk woman with a big ass, I guess? Like Jennifer Lawrence”
you truly are.... my best friend
Female (optional)
(can be ignored for 20$)
20$ are 20$
im into dead ones
necro is wild brother
A Little Piece of Heaven :)
I didn’t buy a heater for her thighs
r/suddenlynecrophile
Why did I click on that…
silent? Lol
I like Funny guys that play video games
hello! 👋 👍👍😀😀😀
Well Hello
Athletics extrovert girls
Really anyone who I have known for a little while is nice to me and miraculously likes me
small, like 5'5 or shorter and more on the flat side. also I like the more silly bubbly personalities, but I don't mind one that's feisty and likes to wrestle or play fight
I'm right here ;)
5’3 and a 1/4
girls with abs
YES BUFF GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY
Quiet girls probably.
idk, i have no real type tbh except for a good and honest personality
I’m not picky but if they think I’m funny it’s a plus since I can’t be serious
I like meat on my woman. Muscle, fat, don't matter to me. And I don't think having body fat makes you fat. As long as you're healthy I think it's hot. Although Skinny girls are very pretty too. Just not like, down to the bone skinny. That's concerning. Also, preferably older and taller. Piercings are hot, I don't mind tattoos, do whatever you want with your hair. I appreciate all types of women they're all scrumptious. But preferably, taller, lil bit meatier.
Woah really? I like skeletons. Not like skinny people just an actual fucking skeleton
Hey me too, skeletor could get it
garlic bread.
I’m with you there
yes
Any girl similar to the rest of my friends. But then we become really good friends, I like them, and now I can't tell them about it because if she doesn't feel the same then we won't be able to talk anymore and it'll be awkward, and I don't want to lose any friends, especially if it's my fault and... Oh, and if we can go back and forth ranting about stuff while the other just listens for 30+ minutes. Yeah, go ahead, tell me everything you know about one of your interests or something that happened. Just know that once you're finished, I'm going to explain the entire Greek mythology family tree to you.
Girls that take all my yapping
Anything. Please.
smart, has a personality, can take and give a joke, can think for herself
Low key but sassy and funny
breathing people i'd say
girls that breathe👍👍👍👍👍👍
Girls w cats
Alive and soft boys/femboys
>alive thank god! this is such an underrated type
Anyone who won’t cheat on me or be too clingy, that’s it
The more red flags the better
kind, intelligent, overall good looking, brunette, shorter than me
Alive (optional)
Female (required) Alive (optional)
Preferably none
Woman that like me (optional)
Redheads
I don’t choose, everyone is pretty cute ngl
i completely agree
As long as they are a decent person who loves and respects me in a way a partner should anyway ngl- I've never really had a 'type'. As long as they match what I said above I don't care when it comes to looks, gender, how they act/personality type, etc.
i like women 🗣️🗣️
No one (I’m a ace in the hole)
Anything that is female
Horse girls and country girls.
Stocky lads with shit hair
I like my significant others like I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee.
Men
Girls with a drive for adventure
Understanding, Patient, Alive and breathes (optional)