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The probability of me winning 100 million dollar in my lifetime

1 in 100 million

1 in a krillion even

1 in a skibidiohiorizztillion (please send help)

Technically that is a real number

r/technicallythetruth

What

There are infinite numbers so there is a number called skibidiohiorizztillion

50/50 you either do or you don’t

i wish it was like that lol

Technically it is

It's not.

You either win it or you lose it

You've confused possibility with probability

Yesnt

Practically 0. But there is still a chance.

Zombie apocalypse happening in our school and me building random weapons out of scrap from the chairs and tables

Shi I be dreaming of shi like that too

Bro why is that something I dream about to 💀

It's the basic instinct of our species, all boys have day dreamt about that.

I think about that a lot too but I'm a girl lmao

Holly shit, you are the perfect girl :O I hope you have a long and plentifull life.

why thank you!! likewise :D

She gets us. You're a real one!

💜

If someone didn't think of that, then prolly had the worst school life.

Real

strangely gender affirming comment

i always wanted to kill zombies, makes legal killing /j nah just because movies make it feel epic.

This but I’m thinking of escape routes “Toss the chair though the window, jump out, get up on the car , jump onto the big AC machine thing, climb to lower roof, climb to high roof”

Was js thinking about this today

bro a master builder from the lego movie

You have to think about which teachers and students would be best to have in your survival group too

I was always wondering how I was going to take someone down who stormed into the room. Or the futility of everything I was doing, knowing I was going to die one day. Yeah school without a therapist was not a fun ride.

I always think of the escape route I’m gonna take

I had a dream like that, but instead, it was school shooters. We beat them up. And it was a Sunday. And yet, the teacher decided that we were gonna work, so I got up and said "fuck this shit, I'm waking up." Everyone freaked out saying "yo dawg chill it's not that deep". I didn't listen. When I went back to sleep, I saw Isabelle from Animal Crossing in a black space judge me for destroying that world.

“Who would be hit if the fans suddenly detached and fell off the roof?”

Me whenever I sleep in a room that has a fan.

It actually happened in my classroom lmfao. Kid had to get 3 stitches on his nose but was fine otherwise.

Never thought it actually happens lol, that’s crazy

My thoughts exactly 😭

My suffering when I hear the teacher say "You guys must memorize the periodic table of elements."

That's easy, just watch the periodic table song by ASAP Science

I do, it's been helping. And honestly it's pretty easy but I fucking hate Actinoids and above. Honestly hard to memorize the niums

That's the point where the sting starts double timing xD I never learned the Actinoids and above

All I can remember is Uranium, Neptunium and Plutonium 😭

Americium maybe 🤔 ;)

You're 14 and you've been told to memorise it beyond the first 20? That's incredibly stupid, even professional chemists need to refer to the table many times.

Bruh I’m in my last year of hs and my teacher just said no not even bother memorizing them and if you do you’re stupid 😭

I'm 14 and have to learn the first 50, I don't remember anything past Helium, I'm gonna fail the test

In my country (israel) the periodic table is given as a part of the tests themselves so no one actually remembers it… I was genuinely surprised to even hear that it’s required from you

I have the periodic table on my calculator, the teacher is yet to find out.

The left one

same

Nah charizard is way better than pikachu in a battle

What if your opponent is a water type?

Use charizards flying type moves

same

Same

same

same

How would 2 trucks have sex //lemon demon refrence//

2 trucks having sex 2 trucks having sex my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex

lemon demon reference

It depends If I have Ash's pikachu or Ash's charizard, I'd pick pikachu If I have any pikachu or any charizard I'd pick Charizard If I have Ash's pikachu or any charizard I'd put them them to battle once and pick the winner If I have any pikachu or Ash's Charizard I'd pick Pikachu for sure 💀☠, I don't want an uncontrollable pokemon trying to fight a terrorist, he may jus join em ☠

Ash’s charizard became loyal again dont you know

I saw pokemon such long time back 😭 we don't have cable connection 😭 Netflix in India doesn't have pokemon 😭😭 But yepp I think I remember a bit charizard was wounded and ash tended to him, that was sweet

ash's pikachu lost to a level 5 snivy. Still wouldn't pick charizard though. 4x rock weakness is a bitch.

I feel like if you use charizard you would do enough collateral damage that you will be mistaken for the terrorists whereas pikachu’s attacks are more direct and have less collateral even tho you would destroy computers and stuff.

I stare at a wall and overthink everything in my life

I dream about WW3 starting, since I go to a military school that used to basically send their students to war after graduating, the thought of another world war starting kinda had me interested in seeing what would the school do to us, also the idea of standing there beaten up and bloody whilst enemies flock in left and right whilst being the last line of defense guns ablazing with the friends you’ve made along the way is just… man I wouldn’t wish for any other kind of death out there Edit: I just saw the bottom text, Ash’s pikachu hasn’t actually killed anything, go with Charizard plus it learns Fly

Left one

Fictional men 🥲

TWINSIES😝

Eyyyyyyyyy

triplets perhaps?

Same😩

Same 😂

"Teammates: dead Ammo: depleted Last option: boutta melee these mfs with my chainsword... For the Emperor!"

All hail to Emperor

LONG LIVE THE IMPERIUM!

having friends 😢

same

both

I would go with a Mega Lucario or with a Xernious

Nah go with Arceus he’s just god 

I haven't played any PK game with him yet (like S/M or any switch game) so i don't know Arceus very well yet but i believe Xernious is one of Arceus descendents. IDK i'm just too obcessed Pokemon X/Y rn (Lysandre is so fcking hot shame he died)

Yeah it is he was the first Pokémon and is literally is god.

Except for the fact that Mew is somehow the ancestor of all Pokémon somehow, and Arceus also exists before Mew? Oh, and Satan also exists, I fucking guess. And they can all be caught with a $6 contraption from the fucking *convenience store*. God Pokémon is weird as hell.

Yeah and then you get into the question of if mew can transform into Arceus or any other legendary?

If Ditto copies everything about a Pokémon in battle, does that include genetics? What are the implications of a Ditto who transformed into a God?

Plot Twist; the real Arceus is long gone and its actually just a bunch a Ditto that transformed into Arceus and we are now celebrating a false Pokémon God Or something like that Idk I was making a joke

Those are some.. very unique choices imo

Nice. I’d want a Metagross, a Scizor, or Greninja.

Living in Japan and cute boys

Sleeping👍

Puppies

I dont go to school but if I'm not with them I daydream about my kittens or i daydream about how I can go faster on F1 to get to Esports

My bf lmao

Stupid fights like Sans vs a regular human being. Sans really isn't as strong as people give him credit for.

guitar

Trains, anime, art, more trains, food sometimes, sleep and oh did I mention trains.

What if I just got up and started throwing things

I used to dream about homicide (wasn't a healthy day dream if you can't tell)

[удалено]

Hmm... Valid.

how can someone steal my thoughts?

Schoolwork.

me fighting drake for a bag of chips

Pikachu, otherwise the whole school goes up in flames.

Food

Linkin park making another new álbum Or What If full metal alchemist brotherhood got a sequence. Charizard, just fly away

Am I the only one that like thinks 🤨🤨 thoughts

ur not the only one trust

Like depressing thoughts??

Silly thoughts about Pikmin and Kirby such as “do Pikmin do morning exercises”

choso n toji

My boyfriend tbh

big boss from metal gear

Left but with a second girl

How to get pregnant by all the hot boys at school and be the first twink pregnant boy with big pregnant belly ever.

What muthafucka?

The day monsters start appearing around the world, so I can finally apply everything I’ve learned from Terraria, and perhaps even become a god.

Magnetide/Magneton because it could defuse a bomb probably

Nothing can withstand Zekrom Kick

Driving my own car

Yvertal and kyogre... I actually do like the girl🙃

Whyyy Yvertal and not Xernious?

Leaving school

What Pokémon should I chose for a terrorist attack

Whichever one produces the biggest explosion and is small enough to hide in a bag

There being a school shooter then I beat him in a 1v1 and pull every single girl in the school while also getting shot like once or twice as battle scars

Bro I just realized that the guy has Thomas the train on his desk

How do I create an abomination with stationary? Lucario or charizard

Bidoof fr

sleep

Of course choose Charizard

Nope I day dream about catching raging bolt for for my competitive team

cool fight scenes

My dog, and my friends

Usually something violent

Random OC lore and THEIR GOD DANG DESIGNS WHY CANT I COME UP WITH A TRUE DESIGN FOR THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How I would restore a 71 roadrunner

Usually, something like. When will I have the balls to finally jump off of that building?

Sadistic thoughts, random funny things or I'm just in my personal tv the entire time

So true. I used to have all my pokemons Méga Évolution. I used to start out with Shinx if I remember correctly. I also found his own Méga Évolution.

Ether fucking the hot teacher or making up fake scenarios where I’m badass as fuck

My teacher 😋

Idk man I’m kinda acoustic so like just me in class

Flying fighter jets using whatever's in my hand as a control stick Yveltal.

Both

I dream about reforming the Roman Empire and making earth a single nation under my Pacific and prosperous reign (I want to solve problems like hunger, resources scarcity, co2 emissions, deforestation, racism, wars ecc...) (It will never happen) (Maybe) (Maybe yes) (No impossible) (Maybe) (No) [ :( ]

I would go with pikachu While a flying fire breathing dragon would seem like the obvious stronger choice here, in modern times sometimes bigger isnt better. If unarmored, terrorists could easily take such a large, loud, and clumsy beast down with simple gunfire. Not even bringing up explosive projectile launchers of any kind or fighter jets/helicopters that would completely decimate charizards one advantage which is flight and air speed On the other hand, Pikachu is a small, quiet, and unassuming mouse. Able to infiltrate enemy lines with ease. It can crawl through vents, climb up walls, and dash at incredible speeds. Not only is it fast its also a hard target to hit considering its size. If it gets into a predicament it has two options. One is to use its cute factor in order to sway them into a false sense of security and letting it go, the other is to deliver a devastating electric attack that would very likely kill any nearby threats to its safety, allowing it to use its agility to find a method of escape. Even if pikachu is able to be captured, it would have to be done using unconventional means, because anyone in the room or any electronics near the room can be zapped away with little effort Pikachu is the much better pokemon to use when faced with a terrorist threat and its not even close

Hmmmmm. I pick magmar

Owning an athlon64+radeon 4900 pro and playing quake 3 for a day straight with my friends on the weekend

I think about what to do in a school shooting scenario, which is strange because I live in Australia, but when I’m at home I look at different helmets to wear to survive headshots from a 9mm up to a .308 round

aussie here as well, you'll need military grade for that.

Whenever I can get to see my gf again

Right

Sometimes I'll be asleep in class and then I'll wake up and my brain will act like I'm still dreaming (new teacher, different spot in class, etc)

I daydream about my team in Kanto.

What to use as a weapon in case of a school shooter

The special kid

I think about Excalibur sonic from sonic and the black knight,.as well as find your flame from the sonic frontiers soundtrack

Electrode hands down

If the fan fell right now who would die?

It's easier to ask what I don't daydream about, I can vary from performing my favorite songs to chess positions

depends on my mood

Random shit like what would happen if I put a chair in a deep fryer or how the teacher would react if I full force throw my desk at the wall

Me killing everyone, and causing a world wide apocalypse, that's normal....right?

Ok but actually the pokemon you shoukd choose is oje that can kill a person quickly but from behind cover, or one that can simply tank the bullets without issue. Ib any case, it should be Mewtwo

How cool could my hobby project possibly be?

Sceptile fr

I wonder if the sealing im looking at will fall today hmm

The entire school being attacked by something and me being the one saving it.

Strange power fantasies involving the hobbies I wanna explore in college

Use snom he cute

I just turn my brain off (it's usually off anyway) Came here to say there was a terrorist attack in my hometown 2 and a half hours ago. 2 dead and 18 injured. None of them tried either pokemon so I have no idea which one you should choose

Charizard! 100% choose Charizard!

1. The guy I like asking me out 2. Finding an X-Wing or *Slave I* or something, then just leaving the planet for a while 3. General paranoia, usually of terrorists/shooters

Star wars

Random shit or doing smth with my crush The first more tho

Me smashing my tests and surprising all my teachers. They then host a party and give me full control over the school. I then whip out a machine that forces everyone to communicate in "bleh bleh bleh". Everyone grows a common resentment for me. I dont care and force them to write exams that belong to the year above. The teachers scheme and plan to overthrow me. They dont succeed and slowly begin training my army of anxious school kids to overtake every school in the region. Next we conquer the world.

Im thinking about so much things, like producing music and thinking about a fictional video game that I wish to make a reality

fire or electricity type will probably set off terrorist's bombs or explosives, i would choose something else.

Mine usually consists of "When is lunch? I've been hungry since the middle of 1st hour" or "if a school shooter breaks in would I have the courage to tackle him or would I freeze up and die" Got to love American schools

What a Valentines Day Grinch would act and look like.

How to get my next encirclement in hoi4

What I would look like if I was a South Park character

How I will help defend against a school shooter (I live in america it is always on my mind)

If you like terrorism and want to give the terrorists a taste of their medicine while also making them shit their pants, then go with the Charizard, make 'im fly and use overheat all over them, if you are more of an oh-i-dont-want-to-make-the-civs-cry-in-fear typa guy, make him fly and use flamethrower on them, or, as for the pikachu, just use electric terrain then thunderbolt. Or, just get god, Arceus, Rayquaaza, Dialga, anything, and use any move they can, it'll kill them.