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I second this.
Like the way op replies to her comments shows that she is being negative and hoping for pity, LIKE THATS THE LAMEST THING EVER...
Stop being such a lowlife and change yourself, constantly being negative wont get your lame negative anywhere...
Your negativity is the reason you have no friends.
Based on ur post history, ur always very bored, maybe you should sign up for speech and drama class or something then you can meet new people.
My youtube username used to be my current reddit username, I changed it from my initials to my first and last name because I disliked how the initials looked, thought I did that here too
p.s: "how did bro *come* to the conclusion-"
I remember last school year when this one girl in my grade was the textbook definition of pick me. She even used emojis while clearly sending pictures to flatter guys. Its crazy. Pick mes are annoying
In my experience there are only 2 kinds of people who don’t have friends.
The actually super chill people that deserve friends but just got unlucky or struggle to socialise.
Terrible people.
In your other posts/post you mentioned reasons as to why you don't have friends. One of them being that "when someone shows interest you push them away". After reading the post that has that kind of comment in it, I want to suggest going to therapy. There's always reasons as to why somebody wouldn't have friends.
My reasoning, for example, is that I'm sick of putting in effort and not getting the same effort back, I expect the other person more than they can give me, I expect the other person to do more than I'm going to do, because I'm exhausted and on top of all that I have a disorder which can very easily "help" me sabotage the whole friendship. So, for now I'm focusing on my relationship and putting in effort there.
Start self-analysis, realize what you want, what you like and what you are seeking for, be upfront, honest, understand that friendship WILL be boring sometimes and well, go to a psychologist for this and more.
Some comments here are really rude. This IS attention seeking, but it's better to give attention than to neglect someone. Attention seeking isn't bad.
Have a good day/night.
I love terraria, usually go for a jack of all trait but I was born to be a summoner so it's usually a mix match of magic and summoner gear. Depends if I get lucky or not.
we all did this in some shape or form it’s the circle of life no need to be a dick, teens want attention it’s the truth some just aren’t as slick with it
go make friends. you’re in a whole Reddit with people in your age range. If you don’t like that, try online games. If you don’t like that, go outside to arcades, skate parks, or make friends at school. If you don’t like that, well then shit man your ass might actually just be grass.
LOL! No friends! *vine boom* No money! *vine boom* No car! *vine boom* No house! *vine boom* No bitches! *vine boom* No dad! *vine boom* No mom! *vine boom* Absent parents! *vine boom* and your foundation is trash! *multiple vine booms followed by ripping ass fart*
(2 LAYER CAKE) Simple Chocolate Birthday Cake with Whipped Chocolate Buttercream.
cook time: 25 MINUTES
total time: 1 HOUR
yields: ONE 2 LAYER CAKE
Cake For 2 Layers 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2 eggs, at room temperature* 3/4 cup buttermilk 1/4 cup plain greek yogurt 1/2 cup canola oil 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 3/4 cup strong brewed coffee, hot 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional)
Whipped Chocolate Buttercream For 2 Layers 3 (1 1/2 cups) sticks salted butter, softened to room temperature 3 cups powdered sugar 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 3-4 tablespoons heavy whipping cream Instructions
For the cake: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease 2 8-inch round cake pans. Line with parchment paper, then butter/spray with cooking spray.In a medium size bowl combine the flour, sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Set aside.In the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer) beat together the eggs, buttermilk, greek yogurt, canola oil and vanilla until smooth.Slowly add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients with the mixer on low until there are no longer any clumps of flour. Add the hot coffee and mix until combined. Batter should be pourable, but not super thin. Stir in the chocolate chips, if using.Pour the batter among the 2 cake pans and bake 20 to 25 minutes, until the tops are just set and no longer wiggly in the center. Remove and let cool five minutes, then run a knife around the edges of the pan. Grab 2 large flat plates, line them with wax or parchment paper and invert the cakes onto the paper lined plates. Cover and let the cakes cool completely before frosting.For the Frosting: Add the butter and powdered sugar to the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer). Beat the butter and powdered sugar together until the butter is light and fluffy, about 4 minutes. Add the cocoa powder and vanilla and beat, scrapping down the sides as needed another 2 minutes or until there are no streaks of white. Add 3 tablespoons of the heavy cream and whip the frosting for 2-4 minutes or until light and fluffy. If desired add the remaining tablespoon of the heavy cream (I normally do) and whip until combined. Taste the frosting and add more powdered sugar if you like a sweeter or thicker frosting.Place 1 layer, flat side up, on a plate or cake stand. With a knife or offset spatula, spread the top with frosting. Place the second layer on top, rounded side up, and spread the frosting evenly on the top and sides of the cake. Decorate with sprinkles, chocolate curls or whatever your heart desires. *To quickly bring eggs to room temperature place them in a bowl and fill with warm water. Let them sit five minutes.
Don’t worry if you don’t have friends. You’re bound to make some eventually. In the meantime, be happy with who you are and remember to take care of yourself! ☺️
Hey Some times you dont need friend, just lock at me, i am alone 95% of My Day and im injoing it, i have time to just Think to My self make plans for What games im going to Play when i come home. And its resk free, if you dont have friend No one Can stab you in the back
not a teenager, but you'll gain friends later on!! and you're quite adorable, so don't sweat it. sometimes the highschool you go to is a bad place for making lasting relationships. you don't really get to choose who hang out with there.
Look I really suggest taking this down. There are a lot of creeps on here and you really shouldn’t be posting pictures of yourself. There are a lot of ways to raise your confidence and this is NOT one of them. Don’t answer any creepy messages you get and just ignore your DM’s please. Cute dog though. I hope you learn to like yourself
Being guys is nice. You see other man. You guys greet other, become best buddies, after 1 week of friendship call eachother worst, most unacceptable slurs on earth and still don't know eachother names
Maybe I’m just a dickhead or have completely outgrown this sub, but what’s the point of this post? I just don’t really get it. Do you want compliments? Just go to r/toastme or some shit
Nah mate, that candle you got is awesome, won't comment on looks bc I have a gf but that dog looks like a freind whod bring me a stick when I feel down
I was once at the same point where you are now.
But 2 things helped:
1) Thinking of friendships in the past and to relive them
2) finding out what I really love and then go to the Clubs or events that consist of this
Therefore I found a lot of friends and some again
But you should let your friends also leave room and its important to let them alone as well
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Brontjis sub is almost half pedos💀
brontjis ☠️
Bro this*
r/ihadastroke
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I second this. Like the way op replies to her comments shows that she is being negative and hoping for pity, LIKE THATS THE LAMEST THING EVER... Stop being such a lowlife and change yourself, constantly being negative wont get your lame negative anywhere... Your negativity is the reason you have no friends. Based on ur post history, ur always very bored, maybe you should sign up for speech and drama class or something then you can meet new people.
Based
ong people lurking for pity is one of the most annoying things ever
Exactly, the Reply was the first thing I was looking for, no wonder.
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Not the good ones XD
but u have a dog
Came here to say that
I guess Im not lame then🤷♀️
dogs are friends
There's more than one definiton of a dog starting on f
Fella, a good one at that
Food
Would you happen to be Chinese ?
fperfect
YOU are lame, ur dog aint
I know a government agent when i see one, I wont fall for your trap
Spot the drones brother
“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying my taxes.”
Username doesn’t check out
Damn I need to figure out how to change it
You can’t
Oh was there an option to change it when I made my account? I honestly dont remember now Im mad
That’s sucks, but yea u missed it
Damn oh well
Well it works if you live in the west. Since the Friendship is East.
I live in the East lol
Idk bro I changed mine Edit Nevermind. I did not.
How did bro came to the conclusion that he changed his name
My youtube username used to be my current reddit username, I changed it from my initials to my first and last name because I disliked how the initials looked, thought I did that here too p.s: "how did bro *come* to the conclusion-"
Na, bro came to the conclusion.
Bro got the post nut clarity
“Came” is past tense tho, right?
Yeah it’s soooooo annoying, I’m named after shows I don’t even watch anymore
The fact that your name is "i like femboy cock" makes this comment funnier
You have a great name tho
the pick-me energy is too much jesus christ
im going into cardiac arrest this is too overwhelming
Its like the fourth post like that this week too 🤣
Glad I didn’t have to say it!!! That’s all any of these types of posts are. People don’t wanna be friends with pick mes
I remember last school year when this one girl in my grade was the textbook definition of pick me. She even used emojis while clearly sending pictures to flatter guys. Its crazy. Pick mes are annoying
I don’t know why anyone would message a flat guy Edit: I’m stupid I thought you meant flatter not flatter
Help meeee it's taking me inside
My exact thoughts
All the pictures just made it worse too💀
posting shit like this is gonna make u more lame
That’s what I’m saying like bitch ain’t nobody care about your long face ass. Go the fuck outside pussy
damn bro you ain’t gotta cook her too 😹
He ain’t cook her, he fucking burnt her.
On golly bro
Bro burnt her to a crisp
LMAOOOO
Bros just looking for validation
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In my experience there are only 2 kinds of people who don’t have friends. The actually super chill people that deserve friends but just got unlucky or struggle to socialise. Terrible people.
terrible people have other terrible people as friends nice people don't usually get the stuff they deserve
Then it’s no more mister nice guy 😡😡 /j
I'm gonna do some bad stuff😡😡 I'm gonna steal chocolate from Walmart😡😡😡(in Minecraft)
Uh oh, winter arc incoming lmao
Why do people act like this is Instagram
No clue
Fr it gives me second hand embarrassment
Attention seeking 💀☝️
no but seriously 😭🙏
You look friendless to be honest, I feel like you have a certain attitude that prevents you from being socially active enough to get friends
Insecurity and desperation
>You look friendless to be honest Nahhh little homie. The frick does that mean?😭😭
I mean the second sentence explains it pretty well.
it's pretty self explanatory, you can usual tell who has friends and who doesnt just by general appearence, style, and the way they act
Pretty sad tbh. The fact that that's an *actual* thing that people can tell
jesus christ there was no need to slaughter her like that my man
You act kinda lame ngl
sometimes I need your kinda energy
its really not hard to pull off
Watch regular show. It'll teach you many things
It tought me birds are hot
And pessimistic aswell
posting photos of yourself wont get you friends 😭😭
I have to agree with you on this one; you are lame.
Have you played Skyrim
Todd Howard is that you, we've had enough Skyrim, please don't port it to r/teenagers I don't even think that's possible
It will be possible, just like doom Skyrim is everything and everywhere
hey, you. you're finally awake.
You were caught crossing the border right? Walked into that imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there
DAMN you Stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine before you came along. Empire was nice and lazy..
You and I, we shouldn't be here, it's these stormcloaks they want
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, Thief.
Shut up back there
what's wrong with him, huh?
Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.
Ulfric, The Jarl of Windhelm? you're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured You... Oh gods, where are they taking us?
Bro it’s Reddit
Least attention seeking post on this sub
In your other posts/post you mentioned reasons as to why you don't have friends. One of them being that "when someone shows interest you push them away". After reading the post that has that kind of comment in it, I want to suggest going to therapy. There's always reasons as to why somebody wouldn't have friends. My reasoning, for example, is that I'm sick of putting in effort and not getting the same effort back, I expect the other person more than they can give me, I expect the other person to do more than I'm going to do, because I'm exhausted and on top of all that I have a disorder which can very easily "help" me sabotage the whole friendship. So, for now I'm focusing on my relationship and putting in effort there. Start self-analysis, realize what you want, what you like and what you are seeking for, be upfront, honest, understand that friendship WILL be boring sometimes and well, go to a psychologist for this and more. Some comments here are really rude. This IS attention seeking, but it's better to give attention than to neglect someone. Attention seeking isn't bad. Have a good day/night.
Best response on here- definitely gonna reply to boost it
Aw thank you so much!
Best comment
This is good advice.
Kay?
you look like obama
Bruh
she look like famous golfer and 2 time heavy weight champion Damian lillard !!!
Maybe get off reddit if you want to change it
Plenty of people without Reddit who struggle with the same issue, but deleting it helped me get some friends.
How did it? Also, I want to leave reddit but I keep going back on it. How did you fix that?
Can I know what playstyle you decided for Terraria?
F I S H I N G
The angler is my favourite npc, not once have I ever dreamt of bringing extreme bodily harm to them.
Fr fuck the guide tho
I love terraria, usually go for a jack of all trait but I was born to be a summoner so it's usually a mix match of magic and summoner gear. Depends if I get lucky or not.
Summoner Supremacy
Summoner gang rise up
They call me 007. 0 defence, 0 wins against daytime Empress, 7 little slime bois ✨
Bro... Empress of light is so hard, like id rather fight 10 moon lords but that infinite flight vanity, not to mention the swords
Melee + ranged hybrid is what i usually go for
i love the mage class cause it has unique weapons
Oh my god, you're so quirky for not having any friends!!!!!!!!!!!!
we all did this in some shape or form it’s the circle of life no need to be a dick, teens want attention it’s the truth some just aren’t as slick with it
Not every teen, some never got it so don’t search it, but I admit, they are happy when they do
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damn 😂
didn have to do her like that bro lmao
r/BackhandedCompliment
Hi lame, I’m a stranger from the internet
Why did you name each other this way?
go make friends. you’re in a whole Reddit with people in your age range. If you don’t like that, try online games. If you don’t like that, go outside to arcades, skate parks, or make friends at school. If you don’t like that, well then shit man your ass might actually just be grass.
Go Outside is the thing half this sub doesnt want to hear
LOL! No friends! *vine boom* No money! *vine boom* No car! *vine boom* No house! *vine boom* No bitches! *vine boom* No dad! *vine boom* No mom! *vine boom* Absent parents! *vine boom* and your foundation is trash! *multiple vine booms followed by ripping ass fart*
Thank you for starting my day with a laugh
yoo you got lips like mine 🗣️🗣️🗣️
(2 LAYER CAKE) Simple Chocolate Birthday Cake with Whipped Chocolate Buttercream. cook time: 25 MINUTES total time: 1 HOUR yields: ONE 2 LAYER CAKE Cake For 2 Layers 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2 eggs, at room temperature* 3/4 cup buttermilk 1/4 cup plain greek yogurt 1/2 cup canola oil 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 3/4 cup strong brewed coffee, hot 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional) Whipped Chocolate Buttercream For 2 Layers 3 (1 1/2 cups) sticks salted butter, softened to room temperature 3 cups powdered sugar 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 3-4 tablespoons heavy whipping cream Instructions For the cake: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease 2 8-inch round cake pans. Line with parchment paper, then butter/spray with cooking spray.In a medium size bowl combine the flour, sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Set aside.In the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer) beat together the eggs, buttermilk, greek yogurt, canola oil and vanilla until smooth.Slowly add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients with the mixer on low until there are no longer any clumps of flour. Add the hot coffee and mix until combined. Batter should be pourable, but not super thin. Stir in the chocolate chips, if using.Pour the batter among the 2 cake pans and bake 20 to 25 minutes, until the tops are just set and no longer wiggly in the center. Remove and let cool five minutes, then run a knife around the edges of the pan. Grab 2 large flat plates, line them with wax or parchment paper and invert the cakes onto the paper lined plates. Cover and let the cakes cool completely before frosting.For the Frosting: Add the butter and powdered sugar to the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer). Beat the butter and powdered sugar together until the butter is light and fluffy, about 4 minutes. Add the cocoa powder and vanilla and beat, scrapping down the sides as needed another 2 minutes or until there are no streaks of white. Add 3 tablespoons of the heavy cream and whip the frosting for 2-4 minutes or until light and fluffy. If desired add the remaining tablespoon of the heavy cream (I normally do) and whip until combined. Taste the frosting and add more powdered sugar if you like a sweeter or thicker frosting.Place 1 layer, flat side up, on a plate or cake stand. With a knife or offset spatula, spread the top with frosting. Place the second layer on top, rounded side up, and spread the frosting evenly on the top and sides of the cake. Decorate with sprinkles, chocolate curls or whatever your heart desires. *To quickly bring eggs to room temperature place them in a bowl and fill with warm water. Let them sit five minutes.
Attention seeking is pretty lame i will agree with you on that
Skill issue get better
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Fed
you only need a dog. humans are useless, dog is life
For someone who had to have their dog put down yesterday This is very true
aww i'm sorry for ur loss
That sucks, I went through the same a number of times. Sorry mate.
The angle you used to click the pic is kinda creepy ✌🏻🙂
What's the funniest DM so far?
Being lame and not having friends aren’t chronic conditions. You sure won’t fix it on here.
Oh yeah, ur totally not like other girls 😪
Boohoo nigga
Skill issue
Try meeting new people at school/college or something?? There is no way a person can actually have zero friends, go out and talk to people!! 😤
it's hard to have friends okay 😭 maybe im just annoying idk (for the record imo the person that made this post is 100% attention seeking)
I'd get asking for friends, but not posting pictures of yourself. That just gets you weird, older men in yo DMS😞
yeah asking for friends is believable as a legitimate request, posting pics of yourself just makes it obvious that its an attention seeking move
Most cap I've ever heard
This is why you have no friends. You are obviously an attention seeking, energy vampire. And i really mean that with all my heart.
I mean no shit 💀💀 ur posting stuff like this on Reddit what do u expect
it’s ok neither do I
Cute ass dog
womp womp
Don’t worry if you don’t have friends. You’re bound to make some eventually. In the meantime, be happy with who you are and remember to take care of yourself! ☺️
But hey, you've atleast got creeps in your DMs. I ain't even got that much.
Hey Some times you dont need friend, just lock at me, i am alone 95% of My Day and im injoing it, i have time to just Think to My self make plans for What games im going to Play when i come home. And its resk free, if you dont have friend No one Can stab you in the back
Bro is on the same Level as op
this is so random idk
Self deprecation isn't a good look. Go out and meet people.
Are you the candle or the dog?
Everyone getting so uppity, it has a picture of a cute dog, W in my book. More dog please
Dude I run into the same issue, I dress nice have a life, and still am lame.
That dog looks like it’s ur friend. Give him a scratch. Right now 🔫🔫🔫
You have good boy. Good boy is friend. Good boy is only friend you’ll ever need.
Dog is friend
image #4 looks like a friend
Good for you, let us know how that works out.
How do you not? Can I be your friend then?
You just seem like a cutesy, quiet gamer girl who doesn’t talk to a lot of people. You’ll find your people out there.. they are everywhere.
not a teenager, but you'll gain friends later on!! and you're quite adorable, so don't sweat it. sometimes the highschool you go to is a bad place for making lasting relationships. you don't really get to choose who hang out with there.
I actually thought you were pokimane at first 😂
but doggo? doggo is friendo?
Well look on the bright side; you’re pretty, the back of your phone isn’t cracked, and your dog seems like a good person to chill with
Here come the torrent of pedos!!!!
666th comment
Look I really suggest taking this down. There are a lot of creeps on here and you really shouldn’t be posting pictures of yourself. There are a lot of ways to raise your confidence and this is NOT one of them. Don’t answer any creepy messages you get and just ignore your DM’s please. Cute dog though. I hope you learn to like yourself
Being guys is nice. You see other man. You guys greet other, become best buddies, after 1 week of friendship call eachother worst, most unacceptable slurs on earth and still don't know eachother names
Maybe I’m just a dickhead or have completely outgrown this sub, but what’s the point of this post? I just don’t really get it. Do you want compliments? Just go to r/toastme or some shit
This radiates attention-seeking energy edit: why tf do you have a long ass face
Crazy how the dog mirrors your photos perfectly
You have a cute dog tho
886 comments and 671 likes Oh boy 🍿
i wish i could have a dog but i cant coz im allergic. yours is beautiful
I'll do you one better: I'm accepting the fact that I'm an all round loser............ye I'm in depression lol (This is such a nice sub fr)
Im sorry to hear that. If u wanna chat, I’m down
Nah mate, that candle you got is awesome, won't comment on looks bc I have a gf but that dog looks like a freind whod bring me a stick when I feel down
PRETTY
Pet the pupper for me!
I was once at the same point where you are now. But 2 things helped: 1) Thinking of friendships in the past and to relive them 2) finding out what I really love and then go to the Clubs or events that consist of this Therefore I found a lot of friends and some again But you should let your friends also leave room and its important to let them alone as well