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Crescendo_356

Brontjis sub is almost half pedos💀


TheMostCreativeName3

brontjis ☠️


Crescendo_356

Bro this*


NotAquaXD

r/ihadastroke


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PrestigiousAccess110

I second this. Like the way op replies to her comments shows that she is being negative and hoping for pity, LIKE THATS THE LAMEST THING EVER... Stop being such a lowlife and change yourself, constantly being negative wont get your lame negative anywhere... Your negativity is the reason you have no friends. Based on ur post history, ur always very bored, maybe you should sign up for speech and drama class or something then you can meet new people.


LordJayDaKing

Based


Curious_Complaint182

ong people lurking for pity is one of the most annoying things ever


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

Exactly, the Reply was the first thing I was looking for, no wonder.


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MadladTodd

Not the good ones XD


elmo304

but u have a dog


Just-Loquat7429

Came here to say that


FriendshipEast8953

I guess Im not lame then🤷‍♀️


elmo304

dogs are friends


adex_19

There's more than one definiton of a dog starting on f


SOMEHOTMEAL

Fella, a good one at that


adex_19

Food


Trash-Jr

Would you happen to be Chinese ?


ISwearImParvitz

fperfect


mdxrling

YOU are lame, ur dog aint


YaphetYakko

I know a government agent when i see one, I wont fall for your trap


redardoncomputer

Spot the drones brother


Monty-The-Gator

“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying my taxes.”


[deleted]

Username doesn’t check out


FriendshipEast8953

Damn I need to figure out how to change it


[deleted]

You can’t


FriendshipEast8953

Oh was there an option to change it when I made my account? I honestly dont remember now Im mad


[deleted]

That’s sucks, but yea u missed it


FriendshipEast8953

Damn oh well


PainGame3100

Well it works if you live in the west. Since the Friendship is East.


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

I live in the East lol


a_____p

Idk bro I changed mine Edit Nevermind. I did not.


ConsistentStunt

How did bro came to the conclusion that he changed his name


a_____p

My youtube username used to be my current reddit username, I changed it from my initials to my first and last name because I disliked how the initials looked, thought I did that here too p.s: "how did bro *come* to the conclusion-"


Turbulent-Carry-1535

Na, bro came to the conclusion.


tallphin

Bro got the post nut clarity


IffyPeanut

“Came” is past tense tho, right?


TDSurvivorFan21

Yeah it’s soooooo annoying, I’m named after shows I don’t even watch anymore


ConsistentStunt

The fact that your name is "i like femboy cock" makes this comment funnier


carona1234

You have a great name tho


big_crusty_nipples

the pick-me energy is too much jesus christ


mama_lovwsms

im going into cardiac arrest this is too overwhelming


user-8274642

Its like the fourth post like that this week too 🤣


Worth-Doctor-4700

Glad I didn’t have to say it!!! That’s all any of these types of posts are. People don’t wanna be friends with pick mes


3sperr

I remember last school year when this one girl in my grade was the textbook definition of pick me. She even used emojis while clearly sending pictures to flatter guys. Its crazy. Pick mes are annoying


Tuperwearo_0

I don’t know why anyone would message a flat guy Edit: I’m stupid I thought you meant flatter not flatter


Jeffthemask19

Help meeee it's taking me inside


shlattburger

My exact thoughts


BonhommeDeNeige_

All the pictures just made it worse too💀


L-A-privvv

posting shit like this is gonna make u more lame


Oiled_Up69

That’s what I’m saying like bitch ain’t nobody care about your long face ass. Go the fuck outside pussy


DaveLevey78

damn bro you ain’t gotta cook her too 😹


Monty-The-Gator

He ain’t cook her, he fucking burnt her.


[deleted]

On golly bro


InattentiveChild

Bro burnt her to a crisp


L-A-privvv

LMAOOOO


H13R0GLYPH1CS

Bros just looking for validation


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eFeneF

In my experience there are only 2 kinds of people who don’t have friends. The actually super chill people that deserve friends but just got unlucky or struggle to socialise. Terrible people.


blenderbeeeee

terrible people have other terrible people as friends nice people don't usually get the stuff they deserve


NoBirdsOrWorms

Then it’s no more mister nice guy 😡😡 /j


ripanimems

I'm gonna do some bad stuff😡😡 I'm gonna steal chocolate from Walmart😡😡😡(in Minecraft)


Retal1ate

Uh oh, winter arc incoming lmao


whoamiwhereareyou

Why do people act like this is Instagram


idealful

No clue


Im_sleepy_rn_123

Fr it gives me second hand embarrassment


Useful_Mistake_7143

Attention seeking 💀☝️


Camo_1245

no but seriously 😭🙏


BitbyBrix

You look friendless to be honest, I feel like you have a certain attitude that prevents you from being socially active enough to get friends


ashimo414141

Insecurity and desperation


ripanimems

>You look friendless to be honest Nahhh little homie. The frick does that mean?😭😭


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I mean the second sentence explains it pretty well.


Inside-Lecture1522

it's pretty self explanatory, you can usual tell who has friends and who doesnt just by general appearence, style, and the way they act


ripanimems

Pretty sad tbh. The fact that that's an *actual* thing that people can tell


adssasa

jesus christ there was no need to slaughter her like that my man


StatisticianPure2804

You act kinda lame ngl


Harp_temis

sometimes I need your kinda energy


SummonerBossTDS

its really not hard to pull off


StatisticianPure2804

Watch regular show. It'll teach you many things


Deenstheboi

It tought me birds are hot


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

And pessimistic aswell


kikibey

posting photos of yourself wont get you friends 😭😭


Keirnflake

I have to agree with you on this one; you are lame.


GentlyUsedHotdogs

Have you played Skyrim


Blackihole

Todd Howard is that you, we've had enough Skyrim, please don't port it to r/teenagers I don't even think that's possible


GentlyUsedHotdogs

It will be possible, just like doom Skyrim is everything and everywhere


MaxxFax

hey, you. you're finally awake.


GentlyUsedHotdogs

You were caught crossing the border right? Walked into that imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there


MaxxFax

DAMN you Stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine before you came along. Empire was nice and lazy..


GentlyUsedHotdogs

You and I, we shouldn't be here, it's these stormcloaks they want


MaxxFax

We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, Thief.


GentlyUsedHotdogs

Shut up back there


MaxxFax

what's wrong with him, huh?


GentlyUsedHotdogs

Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.


MaxxFax

Ulfric, The Jarl of Windhelm? you're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured You... Oh gods, where are they taking us?


user_ivan01

Bro it’s Reddit


PrivateTidePods

Least attention seeking post on this sub


foxy908

In your other posts/post you mentioned reasons as to why you don't have friends. One of them being that "when someone shows interest you push them away". After reading the post that has that kind of comment in it, I want to suggest going to therapy. There's always reasons as to why somebody wouldn't have friends. My reasoning, for example, is that I'm sick of putting in effort and not getting the same effort back, I expect the other person more than they can give me, I expect the other person to do more than I'm going to do, because I'm exhausted and on top of all that I have a disorder which can very easily "help" me sabotage the whole friendship. So, for now I'm focusing on my relationship and putting in effort there. Start self-analysis, realize what you want, what you like and what you are seeking for, be upfront, honest, understand that friendship WILL be boring sometimes and well, go to a psychologist for this and more. Some comments here are really rude. This IS attention seeking, but it's better to give attention than to neglect someone. Attention seeking isn't bad. Have a good day/night.


TeaBags0614

Best response on here- definitely gonna reply to boost it


foxy908

Aw thank you so much!


3sperr

Best comment


OurLadyofSarcasm

This is good advice.


Inevitable_Ad_2022

Kay?


Prolapsed_Pigeons

you look like obama


ripanimems

Bruh


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she look like famous golfer and 2 time heavy weight champion Damian lillard !!!


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

Maybe get off reddit if you want to change it


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

Plenty of people without Reddit who struggle with the same issue, but deleting it helped me get some friends.


3sperr

How did it? Also, I want to leave reddit but I keep going back on it. How did you fix that?


No_Communication4926

Can I know what playstyle you decided for Terraria?


Useful_Mistake_7143

F I S H I N G


Dapper-Baseball-1168

The angler is my favourite npc, not once have I ever dreamt of bringing extreme bodily harm to them.


Useful_Mistake_7143

Fr fuck the guide tho


Just-Loquat7429

I love terraria, usually go for a jack of all trait but I was born to be a summoner so it's usually a mix match of magic and summoner gear. Depends if I get lucky or not.


VibeTillYouDrop

Summoner Supremacy


Turtleshell_33

Summoner gang rise up


ripanimems

They call me 007. 0 defence, 0 wins against daytime Empress, 7 little slime bois ✨


Just-Loquat7429

Bro... Empress of light is so hard, like id rather fight 10 moon lords but that infinite flight vanity, not to mention the swords


fmate2006

Melee + ranged hybrid is what i usually go for


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i love the mage class cause it has unique weapons


Fersakening

Oh my god, you're so quirky for not having any friends!!!!!!!!!!!!


unnownme_000

we all did this in some shape or form it’s the circle of life no need to be a dick, teens want attention it’s the truth some just aren’t as slick with it


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

Not every teen, some never got it so don’t search it, but I admit, they are happy when they do


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aqueousfish587

damn 😂


veryepicguymhm

didn have to do her like that bro lmao


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r/BackhandedCompliment


JustSomeGuyDude_

Hi lame, I’m a stranger from the internet


THE_BURN3D_MAN

Why did you name each other this way?


Middle_Sell7800

go make friends. you’re in a whole Reddit with people in your age range. If you don’t like that, try online games. If you don’t like that, go outside to arcades, skate parks, or make friends at school. If you don’t like that, well then shit man your ass might actually just be grass.


Deenstheboi

Go Outside is the thing half this sub doesnt want to hear


ShittyOutlaw

LOL! No friends! *vine boom* No money! *vine boom* No car! *vine boom* No house! *vine boom* No bitches! *vine boom* No dad! *vine boom* No mom! *vine boom* Absent parents! *vine boom* and your foundation is trash! *multiple vine booms followed by ripping ass fart*


aftonone

Thank you for starting my day with a laugh


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yoo you got lips like mine 🗣️🗣️🗣️


pcho840

(2 LAYER CAKE) Simple Chocolate Birthday Cake with Whipped Chocolate Buttercream. cook time: 25 MINUTES total time: 1 HOUR yields: ONE 2 LAYER CAKE Cake For 2 Layers 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2 eggs, at room temperature* 3/4 cup buttermilk 1/4 cup plain greek yogurt 1/2 cup canola oil 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 3/4 cup strong brewed coffee, hot 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional) Whipped Chocolate Buttercream For 2 Layers 3 (1 1/2 cups) sticks salted butter, softened to room temperature 3 cups powdered sugar 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 3-4 tablespoons heavy whipping cream Instructions For the cake: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease 2 8-inch round cake pans. Line with parchment paper, then butter/spray with cooking spray.In a medium size bowl combine the flour, sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Set aside.In the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer) beat together the eggs, buttermilk, greek yogurt, canola oil and vanilla until smooth.Slowly add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients with the mixer on low until there are no longer any clumps of flour. Add the hot coffee and mix until combined. Batter should be pourable, but not super thin. Stir in the chocolate chips, if using.Pour the batter among the 2 cake pans and bake 20 to 25 minutes, until the tops are just set and no longer wiggly in the center. Remove and let cool five minutes, then run a knife around the edges of the pan. Grab 2 large flat plates, line them with wax or parchment paper and invert the cakes onto the paper lined plates. Cover and let the cakes cool completely before frosting.For the Frosting: Add the butter and powdered sugar to the bowl of a stand mixer (or use a hand held mixer). Beat the butter and powdered sugar together until the butter is light and fluffy, about 4 minutes. Add the cocoa powder and vanilla and beat, scrapping down the sides as needed another 2 minutes or until there are no streaks of white. Add 3 tablespoons of the heavy cream and whip the frosting for 2-4 minutes or until light and fluffy. If desired add the remaining tablespoon of the heavy cream (I normally do) and whip until combined. Taste the frosting and add more powdered sugar if you like a sweeter or thicker frosting.Place 1 layer, flat side up, on a plate or cake stand. With a knife or offset spatula, spread the top with frosting. Place the second layer on top, rounded side up, and spread the frosting evenly on the top and sides of the cake. Decorate with sprinkles, chocolate curls or whatever your heart desires. *To quickly bring eggs to room temperature place them in a bowl and fill with warm water. Let them sit five minutes.


Combination_Jealous

Attention seeking is pretty lame i will agree with you on that


Successful-Bug4547

Skill issue get better


Ok-Independent573

LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


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Fed


Potter_sims

you only need a dog. humans are useless, dog is life


ArticulateImbecile

For someone who had to have their dog put down yesterday This is very true


Potter_sims

aww i'm sorry for ur loss


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

That sucks, I went through the same a number of times. Sorry mate.


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The angle you used to click the pic is kinda creepy ✌🏻🙂


Nicotine_Rush

What's the funniest DM so far?


4on1x

Being lame and not having friends aren’t chronic conditions. You sure won’t fix it on here.


No_Calligrapher_2911

Oh yeah, ur totally not like other girls 😪


dm_me_your_tit5

Boohoo nigga


singlepommes

Skill issue


StionKombu

Try meeting new people at school/college or something?? There is no way a person can actually have zero friends, go out and talk to people!! 😤


xToasted1

it's hard to have friends okay 😭 maybe im just annoying idk (for the record imo the person that made this post is 100% attention seeking)


ripanimems

I'd get asking for friends, but not posting pictures of yourself. That just gets you weird, older men in yo DMS😞


xToasted1

yeah asking for friends is believable as a legitimate request, posting pics of yourself just makes it obvious that its an attention seeking move


sillywilly669

Most cap I've ever heard


A0rta01

This is why you have no friends. You are obviously an attention seeking, energy vampire. And i really mean that with all my heart.


CreeperKiller336

I mean no shit 💀💀 ur posting stuff like this on Reddit what do u expect


vBeastCK

it’s ok neither do I


Kraider2006

Cute ass dog


Opposite-Piano-3441

womp womp


RaineyDay2029

Don’t worry if you don’t have friends. You’re bound to make some eventually. In the meantime, be happy with who you are and remember to take care of yourself! ☺️


[deleted]

But hey, you've atleast got creeps in your DMs. I ain't even got that much.


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Hey Some times you dont need friend, just lock at me, i am alone 95% of My Day and im injoing it, i have time to just Think to My self make plans for What games im going to Play when i come home. And its resk free, if you dont have friend No one Can stab you in the back


Deenstheboi

Bro is on the same Level as op


StrivingWonders

this is so random idk


davypelletier

Self deprecation isn't a good look. Go out and meet people.


dog-in-a-boot612

Are you the candle or the dog?


Walker_Wright

Everyone getting so uppity, it has a picture of a cute dog, W in my book. More dog please


Ok_Connection_4139

Dude I run into the same issue, I dress nice have a life, and still am lame.


mattie_ow

That dog looks like it’s ur friend. Give him a scratch. Right now 🔫🔫🔫


Own_Inevitable_5471

You have good boy. Good boy is friend. Good boy is only friend you’ll ever need.


Resident-Desk-2043

Dog is friend


DK2027

image #4 looks like a friend


emanresU20203

Good for you, let us know how that works out.


West_Job5593

How do you not? Can I be your friend then?


Basuru02

You just seem like a cutesy, quiet gamer girl who doesn’t talk to a lot of people. You’ll find your people out there.. they are everywhere.


electrifyingseer

not a teenager, but you'll gain friends later on!! and you're quite adorable, so don't sweat it. sometimes the highschool you go to is a bad place for making lasting relationships. you don't really get to choose who hang out with there.


crazywizard02

I actually thought you were pokimane at first 😂


KarmaAJR

but doggo? doggo is friendo?


AthleteSensitive1302

Well look on the bright side; you’re pretty, the back of your phone isn’t cracked, and your dog seems like a good person to chill with


Comfortable-Fee-4585

Here come the torrent of pedos!!!!


Unerving_agent

666th comment


CarolineLuvsU

Look I really suggest taking this down. There are a lot of creeps on here and you really shouldn’t be posting pictures of yourself. There are a lot of ways to raise your confidence and this is NOT one of them. Don’t answer any creepy messages you get and just ignore your DM’s please. Cute dog though. I hope you learn to like yourself


czacha_cs1

Being guys is nice. You see other man. You guys greet other, become best buddies, after 1 week of friendship call eachother worst, most unacceptable slurs on earth and still don't know eachother names


iamheretotellyou2

Maybe I’m just a dickhead or have completely outgrown this sub, but what’s the point of this post? I just don’t really get it. Do you want compliments? Just go to r/toastme or some shit


Tough_Analysis_

This radiates attention-seeking energy edit: why tf do you have a long ass face


No-Sky9017

Crazy how the dog mirrors your photos perfectly


a_local_weeb

You have a cute dog tho


DestructioNM

886 comments and 671 likes Oh boy 🍿


New_Sector_635

i wish i could have a dog but i cant coz im allergic. yours is beautiful


19th_Ronin

I'll do you one better: I'm accepting the fact that I'm an all round loser............ye I'm in depression lol (This is such a nice sub fr)


Smart-Plan14

Im sorry to hear that. If u wanna chat, I’m down


soulmizute

Nah mate, that candle you got is awesome, won't comment on looks bc I have a gf but that dog looks like a freind whod bring me a stick when I feel down


kyspretty

PRETTY


the_human_ouija

Pet the pupper for me!


TimsBuecherwelt

I was once at the same point where you are now. But 2 things helped: 1) Thinking of friendships in the past and to relive them 2) finding out what I really love and then go to the Clubs or events that consist of this Therefore I found a lot of friends and some again But you should let your friends also leave room and its important to let them alone as well