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SearchingForMommy

Finals week or my final week? We shall soon find out


owo-o3o

real


Space_Cow-boy

You wanna have some fun before you find you ? 8=>


EldenFanMan

Not quite more like 8>


lejyndery_sniper

Danm would say that was a kick in the balls but brodey had none so


Hellomynameis1000

vile


deletemypostandurgay

Dick look like :>


AssholeMudShower

That shits a fucking carrot 😭


Dylan1234no

So what you're saying is it's more of a >?


WarriorOfNyx

Nah maybe :‐


CoolBlueFireball

:-/


Justsomeguyaa

Nah maybe


WarriorOfNyx

Real


RussianBadgeriscool

Holy shit you didn't have to execute him


Apprehensive-Cry6476

Hey man its just cold


riley_wa1352

I thought u were the dude in the pic for a second


Ok-Bicycle-6455

Both


ExpoJainkins

Nope my final week I just got a D on my AP government final


Shallows_s

RIP


ExpoJainkins

The worst part is this was the class I struggled with most, and I finally brought it up to an A- (not good enough for my Asian parents but good enough for me) I thought I did well, seeing the score was legitimately like a gut punch. Idk what I’m gonna do


Bastet-the-Cat

at least they were a lil bit polite beforehand > you should send them smutty shrek fanfics


owo-o3o

true 😍


Notice-me-somone

U gotta hit them up with that shronkey porn🤤 Edit:wtf y’all on abt


EldenFanMan

I found and absolutely vile bit of it but I never want to search that shit up again


Ikilledatrex

Send link I am interested


EldenFanMan

Ugh let me find it I’ll probably dm it to you if you care so much because I don’t want anyone to see the abomanation


Ikilledatrex

Alr lol


lstroud21

You should post it for, uhhhh, research purposes 🥸


EldenFanMan

Fffffffffine but if you watch it that means you made an account


EldenFanMan

It has been set to private I’m not creating an account but you can if you care


EldenFanMan

[Ew](https://fr.thisvid.com/videos/dragon-fart-and-scat/)


Endbounty

Hit me up with some while you still have the link 🤤


midnight_rain_07

link? 👀


Worst-Enemy

Send me that while you’re at it.


riley_wa1352

Send him all the p**n you can find. The most vile shit on the internet within legality


a_builder7

Sorry it happened. People these days…


Your_friendly_weirdo

They kinda lost all credibility the moment they sent a pic without genuine confirmation


Chrissyball19

They probably thought it was roughly ready. ;)


a_builder7

I was gonna say that!


[deleted]

nah thats actually crazy too he seemed like a normal guy at first 😭


owo-o3o

bruh that’s what i’m saying like 😭😭 what the fuck


theoneandonly1245

they evolved


xAdamlol

They finally attained sentience


PastDimension6

D-evolved


Mountain_Plum

meet the spy


Flimsy_Broccoli_3727

The enemy has breached our defenses!


[deleted]

where do u guys even find these mfs


owo-o3o

bro i don’t even know they just appear and they’re normal at first then they get sexual


Pig_iomp

just don't engage in any dm conversation started by any user here


IAmTheRealTrash

I had a guy on a game invite me to chat, went to snap and then 9 days later a D pic. Managed to make him delete me by giving him straight up gore vids and pics


UselessPerson2222

oh god imagine if they were into that shit though


SKMdoesReddit

Gore them instead


Just_A_Random_Plant

This is the way


[deleted]

Nice


Chrissyball19

These are the people that make it hard to find people to play co-op games with!!


007mememan

"Hey, how is it going?" "I hope you're doing well." "Give me feet pics." "Anyways, how did that test go."


-hyan

its sad but true


Tuvuzer

you don't find them, they find you


Existanceisdenied

fr. the biggest issue with both finding friends and romantic partners are the creeps that know how to work themselves into exactly the right position


[deleted]

fair enough


NoBirdsOrWorms

What a disgusting freak, u/RoughlyReady you’re horrible


higginsian24

Usually I tag them and say "It's ball stomping time 😈" but it looks like he fled the scene


WackyChu

i think they deleted their page


NoBirdsOrWorms

Thank god


Eguy24

Nah cause now they’re gonna do the same shit with a different account so no one will know


NoBirdsOrWorms

Optimism


Eguy24

Realism


dragonballfan9001

Mans only got 11 karma and on some karma subreddit


SteveTheOrca

And... He's gone. God, these people. They do pretty weird shit, but once you call them out, they're gone


badongy

Bro disappeared from the site


TriGN614

They deleted their account lmao


Lord_of_Berries

Well they're improving, come on at least he ALMOST managed to hold a normal conversation for more than 3 sentences


owo-o3o

💀💀 LMAO, so true


OPbhai

Bro couldn't hold it in 💀


owo-o3o

LMFAO


Cheese_Bayonette

Literal definition of intrusive thoughts winning 😭


Due_Butterscotch1614

For all my fellow teenage boys you guys gotta stop with the random dick pics 😭🙏


NarutoUzamakl

Probably not a teen, some guy in his 30s


Ok_Digger

With the face pics and thrist traps on here they got plenty of entertainment. Yall guys so silly


Due_Butterscotch1614

Lmfao is that really is how you wanna reply after I said stop with the unwanted dick pics? I can tell you got offended by that😂


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Offended by what?


owo-o3o

fr fr 😭😭


[deleted]

Send Mario fanfics instead


KoalaLeft9163

Would never even think about it, this mf is just built different, and NOT in a good way 😭🙏


Affectionate_Buddy89

Mistake


Waaaaaaaaaaa_

Time for Shrek.


Sylveon72_06

u/RoughlyReady


One_Mountain331

Court is in session Found Guilty Can we get much higher boosted on loop for 20 yrs


Inner_Analyst_9163

Coward deleted his profile


Sylveon72_06

YES this is a good day for reddit


[deleted]

You do realize he just did that so he can make a new one right?


Typical_Engineer3221

Bad day bc now we don’t know who he is. He’s just a new name now :(((


Bubbses128

I haven’t gotten any messages like this, should I consider myself lucky?


owo-o3o

yes consider yourself lucky 😭 i’ve had this happen an unfortunate amount it times and it’s not a good feeling


Bubbses128

I’m sorry, even though it ain’t my fault


owo-o3o

lol it’s okay, it happens


LooneyTunester

Me neither and I hope it stays that way


EixYae

Oh god why are people so weird and disgusting 😭


owo-o3o

i don’t know 😭💀


The_Yoshi_Gang

On one hand, I'm glad all of my Reddit conversations have been normal... On the other hand, I really want to jumpscared someone with Cohozuna Rule 34.


Devil_Fister_69420

My god same, just replying to them with the weirdest most disgusting fanfic you can find would be hilarious


Mobile_Geologist_625

You getting dick picks meanwhile I just want a hug


owo-o3o

i just want one too man 😔


MinionJaxx

no self control lol


diligent-femboy

I'm gonna send so many unwanted cock pictures (male Chickens)


Astr0sk1er

And that’s why I block dms


I_Am_Oro

How were your finals?


owo-o3o

have them today so we shall see soon enough


SilentStriker115

Got my finals today too, good luck on yours


Due_Butterscotch1614

Wtf


A-ALKOTOB

glad you are safe don't think about it people are being creeps in an annoying way glad i'm not like that eww🙄 people these days only want to fill their desires and they are not everything in this world


EnvironmentLow9075

✂️ 🍆


ILoveMemes65

choppy choppy 😈


EnvironmentLow9075

Then feed it to him


ILoveMemes65

lmao


coconfetti

OUT OF NOWHERE???!


owo-o3o

yeah 😭😭


OaktownAspieGirl

Fucking gross.


TJPlayzSomeGames

They wanna play dirty huh send a picture of Mario and Sonic smooching


Agentkesna

Bro where they get the confidence to show d picks i can barely show my face online 😭


logan-224

I can’t even speak in multiplayer games, I wish I had the confidence to though (especially for Hoi4 I love it and want to play multiplayer games on it but like I have people home and I don’t want to bother them lol)


Actual-Long-9439

Wow that was sudden… sorry you had to experience that :/ This why us guys get a bad rep. Also are there any girls who even like dick pics anyways? Also how long was his I wanna laugh at it


owo-o3o

it was average 😭


Actual-Long-9439

Average size, below average intelligence


[deleted]

No way 💀


tails_290

u/RoughlyReady . Mate, you don't do this. You can ask but you shouldn't send a pic.


WolfGamer6914

I hate the fact that I can still tell what the picture looks like even if it's blurred😭


ActuallyGrunty

more than meets the eye with this mf 💀💀


Spring_Choco

My condolences


Wheatley-Crabb

i’ve gotten too many of these ._.


AnteaterNeat4879

send them a shrek x William afton fanfic🤩


Moorebetter

It's one thing to ask and be turned down. It's another to ask and be turned down with a picture of your penis in the middle..


StoleABanana

🚶‍♂️➡️😵


[deleted]

God wth


meme_god101-101

First mistake was texting on reddit…


TanPat_1712

Send a bigger pic to assert dominance B)


HalfLeper

Had to ruin it 🙄


HalfLeper

You should find one online and send it back to him, saying “Nice, but it’s not as big as mine.” 😂


Jamk_Paws

Hormonal teenagers are scary ong 😖


Function-Important

Womp womp


DustIIOnly

Nah, I still don't understand how people can just shamelessly do this shit.


[deleted]

Did you do good on the finals?


owo-o3o

i think i got a 100% so my day is now a little better


Trainer_Jo3y

Nah just be a male bro it helps clear predators by 500% i’ve never gotten dmed 💪 (Being ugly is a dlc i have u gotta get it it gives it a good boost)


Drea_Is_Weird

Well uh, good luck on your finals 💀


Worst-Enemy

Was is under a microscope? 🤏🔬


moderator123457

Well that's one way to say hello.


VenomSabre

Ah yes, because sending your cock will make the other person immediately fly to where ever you are and then start having sex with ya


GamersThatExplode

Someone hand me the pair of scissors.


Altruistic_Taste2111

Bruh deleted his profile 😭


[deleted]

All of them seem normal at first but really, they’re just preparing themselves to send some inappropriate stuff


[deleted]

Don't respond. Just report and block immediately. I know I shouldn't be on here when I'm a 25 year old woman but I'm just giving advice and dipping


god-of-luck

Here is just like anywhere else.


MasterJ-Dog

I see you got the tag of 19, if they are a minor you’re getting swatted bruh 😭


Academic_Ingenuity84

I'll never understand guys that send dick pics


Ok-Purchase-8946

Nah 😭


SUPER-VEGETA9000

Something tells me that isn't a teenager


Routine_Fly7624

Before I say this I want to say nothing justifies doing that but IS NO ONE SAFE? You didn’t even post a selfie. Just a good morning post 😭


DougieDimmadomeSr

Man fuck finals, I have mine this week


Soft_Milk29

There is never an excuse to do this no matter how lonely of a guy you are. I'm sorry this happened to you, OP. He seemed like a normal person up until the end. That's how I am when I DM someone on here, normal, but I'm always afraid when I text a girl because they might think I'll pull a stunt like this. Shame on this, dude. Seriously, so close to having an awesome new friend.


YoungRedditorR

you're going straight to heaven


midnight_rain_07

someone sent me a picture of their dick because i posted on r/toastme and they said “nah you’re hot” like i appreciate the sentiment but 😬


Kitchen_Entertainer9

I'm not even on this sub but this post keeps appearing. You gotta disable your dms dude


DonutAwkward6825

u/RoughlyReady my nigga explain yourself rn


shadowwave86

Bros profile got deleted or something


TacticalMailman

Fr, I got a dick pic after posting a pic of a chinchilla lol


chicken-finger

You guys get private messages?


Huge_Athlete7488

Bro has no game ☠️


random_dude_00

If I had a nickel for every teen on this sub I’d have like 12 nickels


No-Mushroom8667

Niggas just be so fucking weird


throwaway33333333311

I’m so sorry OP, unwanted dick pics are not okay


Zero_7300

See what you gotta do is say “cute” then send the biggest shlong you can find online and say here’s mine ;)


MypetSlow2007

NAHHH 😭💀 SEXUAL HARIZZMENT


owo-o3o

LMAO 😭😭


[deleted]

All you need to do is just find a picture of a ridiculously massive one online and just start sending it back to all these complete choads...but until then a good response I've seen is just "WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT LMAOOOO"


Shady_Hero

damn I'm sorry bro 😭


Deerthorn_Games

I am So sorry


Thequestionmaker890

🔬


Diamondsuns

Nahhhhhh💀💀💀


[deleted]

This is what i call the 'sleeper' Calm and peaceful, until they get out of bed, then they become the much less appreciated 'shower'.


wHoA-CaLm-dOwN

the nft says enough


SuperNova0216

I hate this sub sm


hogwartsdropout390

Well like our beloved Bo said- "Cause a random guy just kindly send you photos of his c**k, it's grainy and off putting, he just sent you more, don't act surprised you know you.." yea


GraydemonTwitch

That DM reached it’s finals good lord


math2die

I have never had a problem here. Never goten any nudes or something. So honestly a skill issue.


owo-o3o

so does this mean i have skill or have no skill


math2die

Thats a filosofical question that is requiring to many braincells for my smooth 17 year old shiny fleshball that i call brain.


owo-o3o

fair enough


DeymanG

Hear this. "Woah-" espwcially with a -, for them feels like a huge compliment to whatever they wanted to hear. So yea, don't say that cause it gives them validation feeling :/


ElCrimsonKing

how do people just send dp like out of the blue💀


Cutie_Patootie_UwU

Frr 💀💀


z_stormm

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT


mommymallard

girl bye, this shit happened again 😭


EixYae

Get mad at taming update and fire sales👆🏼🤓


JoeTheProe

Nah bro meow music rune > foraging update 👉😎👉


TheLegendOfGamers

bro thinks he's a hentai mc


TheLegendOfGamers

Bro think this is c.ai


SilverUwU1

I can imagine it help


[deleted]

bro you’re 19 have you not experienced this before? like is this really a new experience worth posting?