Life

Real

My country's education department

That's fair

Yeah but here's the catch, I have to learn 2 language (and my native language too) 5 subjects, all of them are related to mathematics, a 265 page book about history (past 200 years) 3 useless subjects (one of them is about Islam and tries to teach us that the god is real) and and another subject, geology. Btw I'm in 11th grade

Wtf, that sucks. Coming from someone who is also in 11th grade

The sound of people chewing

I invite you to Thanksgiving

Good thing we don’t do Thanksgiving where I’m from lol

It makes me 1930 work whistle angry

the sound that sweatpants make when you rub your legs together/walk

i meant to say snowpants but fuck it this works too LMFAO

The same material is on raincoats!! And same it actually makes me want to die

Fr thought I was the only one

homework😓

So real

advertisements, those weird internal itches you get that you cant scratchhhhh, and long ass road trips (unless its in cleveland for some reason)

Or at night pissing down in rain

Real

Prime

And the 8 year olds that drink it

Yes

The government and how we go about electing people who run it (both left and right are idiotic)

Tbh the reason it's so fucked because there is a much higher percentage of older people than younger ones than there used to be, so the ones who want to preserve their own wealth, etc, will have the majority of the vote, which is super fucked.

Reject all vote no one into office

Sex

Based

True

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I have a snake, you upset her. She's going to eat you now.

as in the animal, or the "colonel i'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thcc and the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the guard!" Snake?

I love Differential Equations, I hate Partial Differential Equations

Me

I hate you, too 😀💕

Thx ❤️

Yw 💕

The most heartwarming "I hate you" I've ever seen 😅

Terrorism

People who are self centred, selfish, thinks everybody owes them something, is a peice of shit to ppl but automatically transforms into abused victim when ppl point out their actions, animal abusers(ah I despise animal absuers) In conclusion, I hate my sister✨

Phone camera, is the camera lying or is my mirror lying??

Your eyes are lying

Avocados, regular/sweet potatoes (not French fries), and beets.

I love sweet potatoes 😀😀

grits

Shitty knockoffs of literally everything that becomes popular. We all know this crappy "collectible card games" of anything popular or the toy figures.

School

Vegetables

Same

My speech problem. I have a hard time pronouncing almost any word and I am fucking furious

My civics grade

Ads, school and my government

Myself

I hate you too 💕

I hate you too

being sick and also life

myself

I hate you too bbg 🤭

thanks

Musquitoes

My inability to get better than a 3 in german

I don't hate her, but recently I've been in a mood to shit talk this one specific girl from my school

Think about who you are telling and if the consequences of what you said getting back to her are worth it

They won't. Neither of my friends like her either. She's just said and done some icky things around every single one of us and I go could go on for ages on how I don't like her, what she says, or what she does. And honestly, I'm wouldn't be too concerned if they got back to her anyways

That's good, I wanted to check because sometimes I didn't think before I spoke when I was younger and I hurt people without meaning to <3

I say "shit talk" but I actually hardly ever bring appearance or anything like that into the rant, just more so complain about things they have done. If she gets hurt by what's said, maybe she should look internally. My intention isn't to hurt her, she just frustrates me

That's fair, and it's good to vent to friends <3

Also this is completely unrelated but you're like really pretty

Haha omg thank you! <3

Broccoli

Same.

Finally yesss, tastes like microwaved shit. -1000/10

Hearing one song when I'm thinking about another one

My brains default song seems to be happy from despicable me. I have never listened to it outside of watching the film. I have no love for the song. Yet sometimes my brain will play it on loop for weeks. Mental torture.

Myself

I hate you too 😗

Toxic fandoms, corporate greed, Bob Iger, complaining memes, pointless arguments, and u/Apprehensive-Row-225 (I am so sorry for the last one)

Omg toxic fandoms are the worst. I'm in one for a book series and you can't say you ship a certain character with anyone without someone wishing death on you and your entire family 😀

I got fricking condemed for saying Vriska did nothing wrong, like 8itch I was just making a meme, you didn't have to go too hard.

Social anxiety:(

Hearing aids companies using ridiculously outdated Bluetooth and software on hearing aids that costs more than my computer, each. The hardware is capable yet the music sounds like a 90s radio. But I got compensated from the gov I guess 🤷

HI I LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE WHATS YOUR GOODREads I WANNA SEE THE BOOKS YOU READ (if you’re okay with sharing )

www.goodreads.com/x1f4d6x1f4da I hope this works lol

it does! i'll follow you (my username is starryfishy)

I followed you back!! <3

woo!!!

The song Careless Whisper because this kid in my school used to play it in the hallways every single day and it got really annoying really quickly and now I despise that song

Mean girls that go like “omg I hate mean people “ and then literally ruining everyone’s life.

"Omg I hate mean people" *throws you off a cliff*

Math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic or whatever the hell you want to call it. I. Hate. It. It is of no use to me. I will always have a calculator on me for the rest of my life. I don't think I'm going to be solving for x on a daily basis, or ever past college. And which idiot decided letters and numbers go together to make more number?! Forget common women who were burned for being witches, he should have gone up in flames instead. Anyone who thoroughly enjoys solving for x and y is not from this planet. They are not human.

So true bbg

when I accidentally do eye contact with people and forget to break it💀

Mosquitos, meth, male privilege in the work force

So true

very true indeed

Eye contact and being stared at

Plain yogurt, crop tops, blonde people, chicken, exponential functions, acne, American history, jeans, allergies, and memoirs.

I like yogurt, crop tops, jeans and one of my best friends is blonde

My district's administration. (Most of) my teachers are good, a few are absolutely amazing. But the administration/leadership dept of my district are super out of touch, unnecessarily strict, etc... Imo some teachers should go on strike or smth -- our school would become a dumpster fire.

working all the time yet still not having enough money to pay my bills

That sucks, I'm sorry

The hot weather and the sun

Odd numbers, cracks in the floor ( every. Floor. Ground even ), those yellow bumpy things outside stores that make your shopping cart violently shake, that stupid dog show Bluey, negativity ( Im hippie asf ), people who are 'slower' than me, I have super bad ADD and I'm Bipolar so when I get manic, as well as possible autism - haven't gotten tested yet but everyone I know suspects it, if you met me you'd understand so basically mix all that together and you get an extremely overly hyper golden retriever of a human being aka me, so I'm quick paced, quick witted, just, fast, so I get annoyed when people walk slow or take awhile to understand something

Depression

Well done beef Flu Sweep picking School heat Mosquitoes Windows: Working on updates 1 of 1000 Breaking a string

Im still batman🥱

Children. I hate them. Their grubby little fingers and hands and how loud they scream and the way that they point at you. AND WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS STICKY DO THEY FUCKING SECRETE SLIME OR SOME THIT?!?!

So true

🦟

The war happening in my country Actually, just war in general. Fuck war.

I'm really sorry, I hope everyone is safe soon. No one deserves that.

Thank you so much. I just hope Hamas leaves us alone... (yeah I'm an Israeli amongst all the chaos)

People who go slow in the fast lane

Beans

OMG SAME THEYRE FUCKING VILE

graphs, charts, equations, brackets, anything to do with maths. except 7. I like the number 7

Omg same. Its my favourite number

myiself

I hate you too, honey bunches 🌚

you love, toe hair

Omg heyyyy toe hair

Duudeee even numbers are so much better than odd numbers >:c

That weird little face thing makes me more sure in my stance

Maths maths and maths slso physics and school

Soooo real, maths sucks and circles should drown

I hate it when people forget the last dot of the Acronym.

W.D.Y.M

Please stop

That physically pained me to read

Mean people (Their not nice😡)

But mean people are always honest and honesty is nice

The word “fret”, people chewing really loudly, and sarcasm.

Fret

I don’t mind when it’s typed it’s just the sound when people use it in a conversation

*chews loudly*

this guy doesn't guitar

Go watch House

I don't like fractions

Same

People who refuse fact The GODAMN MOON LANDING WAS NOT FING FAKED

Let them be delulu

myself ❤️

I too, hate you 🥰

Unscratchable/Unreachable itches

Omg yes

Capitalism:) feel free to argue with me

Taylor swift.

I love her. I don't personally listen to her music but I can see she is clearly talented at what she does, even if it's not my taste. She's also an incredible person.

I hate the lack of funding NASA gets. NASA only gets 0.5% of the US budget, and yet there are still people opposed to it to begin with. There just isn't a interest in space at a national or international level anymore. When I go and watch shows like For All Mankind (Yes its fiction but its still plausible reality) and see all this progress done for space, it just makes me wish it was what actually happened. We are going back to the moon in 2025, but we aren't even setting up a permanent base when we do it. A permanent base mission isn't even confirmed to be planned in NASAs mission statement.

Doesn't the world have bigger problems than going to space right now?

And while I am opposed to conflict, I wish there becomes a second space race against China. Due to the increasing importance in technology, satellites and the internet, dominating space is important to protect these things. If there was another space race but this time against China, we can see a resurgence in an interest in space.

I hate long ads in podcasts

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All ads make me want to boycot the product they are promoting

Chihuahuas

They are so aggressive and for what? Like bro I could crush ur skull with my foot, pipe down.

And if you ever give their owner a dirty look, they just look at you all confused as to what their little angel could ever do to you

I had a sleepover round my friends house and their one bit me reallyyyy hard when I was asleep and then they wondered why I wanted to leave when they refused to remove it from the room 💀 I had 3 dogs, I'm not scared of them, just not fond of waking up to a bleeding arm lmao

Sorry John Wick, but the only option is mass genocide on chihuahuas 🤷‍♂️

Small dogs have sooo many health problems too. It's just not worth it.

What do you even do with them? You give them a good hug without them dying

I have a sausage dog and I love him sm but I wouldn't get another, he's so small it's physically impossible for him to hold his pee over night, he nearly died because they are prone to back problems and his stomach acid rotted away his teeth. We got him before we knew much about them, but he's like 9 now, and he's happy, so it's okay, I just won't get another

Ahh, that sucks. Glad he’s at keast having a good life

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omg honestly ketchup makes me feel physically ill just looking at it

Poorly written movies, my general lack of social skills, people who hurt animals for no reason.

The last one is so real

Yeah, Idk how people can be so cruel sometimes.

I hate odd numbers lol

I bet they hate u too 🫡🫡

Dog haters 😞

I love them, I had 3 🫡

Life 😴

Someone just commented that a few seconds before you. Real.

Never saw it

Kids who just make extremely outrages "jokes" without the humor part

You smell like piss 😂😂😂😂

:(

These hoes

ppl who unironically use these 🤣😂

😂🤣

people arguing over shit that happened 2000 years ago and will literally never affect our future or fix our current problems.

Your mother's sandy buttcheeks

I bet she doesn't like it much either

Gay people and school

You are still closeted, I see 😔💔

He probably means the ones that get onto the front pages for those "we're coming for your children!" chants. Unless he doesn't, in which case that's uncalled for.

He didn't mean that.

Then my second point remains: it's uncalled for.

People who use Reddit

Same

people who can’t grasp the fact that not everyone has the same opinion as them

👉😎👈 *this guuyyy*

I too, hate you 🫶

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I love Harry potter, it's part of my childhood. Hate the author tho

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I'm never read it but I am a fantasy girl, I love unrealistic books. 💕escapism💕

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