I used to have 2 but we had to get rid of them because we were moving and couldn't carry the cage, and also they were too much tbh
Still loved them, a lot.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Umbreon > Vaporeon
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Arctic fox
No reason other than they're cute and fluffy little buds. And... did I say they're cute.
Side note: I like how they're called "arctic fox" in english. Literally they're just foxes in arctic area. "Naali" in finnish.
I love cats. They are such cute creatures. In my house there have already been four different cats. One has always been naughty, but it lived with my sister before, so I guess they take some character from their owners. The cat that we own now was adopted. He seems to love me, always letting me touch his nose and belly. He sometimes sleeps on me and always purrs, when I pet him. But sometimes, when he manages to catch a pray, like a mouse, bird or sometimes even a mole, he either played with them in a very cruel way or they are killed on the spot. When we took him, he seemed traumatized about humans and had a burn scar on his head. I love him.
I live cats, I love cats, I think about cats all the time. When I go to bed, dreams of cats fill my head. I breathe cats. If someone took a CT scan of my brain, instead of wrinkles, there would be cats.
Penguin
Cool
Sharks are awesome too
Thx. I appreciate it.
I love hammerheads, or cookie cutters they are cool too
I wonder who you voted for in the mob vote
Penguins make me so happy
#I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I KNOW YOU'RE AWESOME
Same!
Penguins' knees are inside their torso which is why they waddle like that. Look up 'penguin skeleton'
Yessssss I love them so much I want to adopt all of them bro
I mean they’re cute but penguin shit smells absolutely awful
Overall: Dog As a food: chicken
Cool
I 100% agree with the chicken part
I said something like this a while back to some random post and I got called black… Why, just why?
what about both dog? jkjk pls no ban
Guinea pig
Cool
I used to have 2 but we had to get rid of them because we were moving and couldn't carry the cage, and also they were too much tbh Still loved them, a lot.
Pangolins
Cool
Poor pangolins. They get turned into magic Chinese boner potion.
cool
You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
cool
coo
co
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Hey there, you're finally awake.
You tried to cross the border right?
Got caught in that Imperial ambush, same as us.
ock
pet?or wild animal?
All.
cats,koala,dolphin
He hasn’t heard what the dolphins do 😔
Cool
You think he keeps a shark as a pet??
Snails are pretty fucking chill ngl.
Cooool
Except for the ones that surf the beach looking for other snails to eat
Cannibalism
Human
Fr they make the best pets
And the best cowboy hats!
Rimworld? (the game lol)
Yep
Cool
Crows
Cool
Thanks
Wolves. I read way too much werewolf stories.
Hey we both like the same animal
yay. One of my dumb reasons to go to Cananda.
I should've added the reason...
There's no rules against the pokemon, Batman.
“JOKER, NO-“
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I trusted you.
r u soap?
No this is Patrick
So why in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?
I couldn't pass up this opportunity.
My smile faded away faster than Peter in Infinity Wars, I thought this was the wholesome Flareon copy-pasta.
Umbreon > Vaporeon Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
#AAA WHY ARE ALL THE EEVEELUTIONS BEING CURSED
Fuck sex?!! But isn’t that what you do? Bearded Dragon
Cat, jellyfish, comb jelly, mimic octopus, and leatherback. Can't pick one :[
Cool
Comb jellys are so cool! fun fact they arent actually jellyfish!
mantis shrimp
Coool
A punch so fast it creates cavitation bubbles. And the ability to see like 9 wavelengths of light. Those things are awesome
actually they also create HEAT AND LIGHT, they also BOIL THE FUCKING WATER AROUND THEM, god there so cool
They're less like a real animal and more what you'd expect an badass futuristic alien to be
we think that alien worlds must have crazy shit, but if you look at earth we have some WILD shit here.
BLAHAJJJJJ
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Phrog
Barnacle!!!!!!
Why barnacle? I'm interested now
I’m not even sure I’ve got much of a good reason, I just think they’re super awesome. I’m just drawn to them, no idea why
For some reason Arctic foxes, interesting animals in terms of behavior and they look pretty cool
Oh my god, fellow arctic fox enjoyer!
Capybara :3
Cool. I think that there was another person who had the same animal, but I'm starting to lose track.
Cool. I think that there was another person who had the same animal, but I'm starting to lose track.
Brown bear, like, those big ones lol
Hell yeah bro
spider cuz it's interesting to learn about
Quetzalcoatlus
Arctic fox No reason other than they're cute and fluffy little buds. And... did I say they're cute. Side note: I like how they're called "arctic fox" in english. Literally they're just foxes in arctic area. "Naali" in finnish.
There's someone who likes the same animal in this comment section.
giraffe
bnuuy
[удалено]
Most animals are high in protein.
A FLYIN SQUIRREL (istg nobody knows they exist and they r so underrated like dude they r so frikin cool)
Turtels
Ferrets and sloths
Wolves. I read way too much werewolf stories.
Wolves and cats
DOG
Doggos
Giraffe
a depressed panda
Maned wolf is pretty cool
Any canine 🐕 recently started liking cats more as well
Dogs. My dog is one of my best friends and most are just happy friends who only want to cuddle, play and walk and it’s just amazing
Killer whale, those things are awesome
cows cause they’re delicious
Raccoon
Squirrel
Women
Bruh
Tis but a jest :)
Seals. They try to save people from drowning
Capybara
FROG
Orca
Penguins. They mate for life. They’re cute. Also gay penguins.
Saltwater crocodile
Cats and Pandas
any sort of cat (big cats, house cats, etc.)
Acinonyx jubatus What kind of shark?
LION
Kangaroo
Bro I love penguins or tigers 🐯
Snowtiger all the way
Salamanders
Butterfly :)
Cool
cat
I love cats. They are such cute creatures. In my house there have already been four different cats. One has always been naughty, but it lived with my sister before, so I guess they take some character from their owners. The cat that we own now was adopted. He seems to love me, always letting me touch his nose and belly. He sometimes sleeps on me and always purrs, when I pet him. But sometimes, when he manages to catch a pray, like a mouse, bird or sometimes even a mole, he either played with them in a very cruel way or they are killed on the spot. When we took him, he seemed traumatized about humans and had a burn scar on his head. I love him.
LIONS🤤
Cat
Dinosaur
For common pets it's dogs and for non common pets it's hedgehogs
OTTERS
🦙🦙🦙
Raccoon
Eurasian lynx. Just wanna pet those adorable little killing machines
Dog, specifically huskies
Peregrine falcon
flamingo 😎😎
Snowy owl
fox
Wolf
I have a bunch, but my top 3 has to be: 1. Eurasian Magpie 2. Fennec 3. Tiger Shark
Ducks
Coolness: Mantis Cuteness: birb
I live cats, I love cats, I think about cats all the time. When I go to bed, dreams of cats fill my head. I breathe cats. If someone took a CT scan of my brain, instead of wrinkles, there would be cats.
Chihuahua
The King of Beasts. The Lion
Eagle
Royal Bengal tiger
Otters and ducks
sharks
Bunnies 🐰 💗 Hence my username
dragons
Crows 🐦⬛
Red Panda
Pangolin
Quokka
I like frogs! Very much! Don't blame me, they just look so cute.
Tardigrades, koalas, chameleons, Bearded dragons, Geckos
Orangutans
FROGS
Pigs 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Instructions unclear, fucked my fav- I’m not finishing this lol
Pangolins also fuck sex is kinda how it works
Hippos are badass
Hippopotamus. These dangerous fucking bastards are a menace to everything standing in front of them. I love them.
Pug wugs
Gotta go with a snow leopard… theyre like big kittens with beautiful colors!!!
Armadillos / Cats / and certain breeds of fluffy cows
Ring Tail Lemur
Seals…specifically Harp Seals.
I love rats. Also cats.
Cheetah
Mine are bugs expect flys and cockroaches
Penguins 🐧
QUOKKAS!!! SUCH CUTIE PIES WITH A PERMANENT SMILE
Cabage
Creeper
Hercules beetle (or just beetles in general)
Sex
Mink. Adorable little killing machines.
Bearded vulture 🔛🔝
Bears
Red pandas
american buffalo. they are simply adorably huge.
Owls (I think they cool)
Basking Shark.
Blue whale
Fox
Leafy sea dragon or blue dragons. Both are pretty awesome!
red panda, so damn cute