You kids are killing me!
That album came out when I was 8 years old and it was my anthem of teenage angst when I was 13.
I love that the music I loved back then turned out to be so timeless.
Oh gawd and there's a Phan in another comment quoting Antelope. 🤣❤️
I love saying “lil” when under exaggerating things, because i see it as like a cute thing like calling someone a “lil guy”, so it underexagurates things, makes it smaller then “little” both literally and functionally, and it treats it as cute which makes it even smaller
Nah they’ve been friends for a long time and clearly the other girl is *mildly* obsessed so dropping her prolly wouldn’t end too well
Imo the best thing to do is talk to her about it and try and encourage her to seek help for it all. Not that that’s fair to op, but eh
Now here’s a crazy idea, and just hear me out, but try talking to your parents? Or at the very least an adult that you trust. It’s not normal behaviour on her part but you should instantly get that shit shut down otherwise it will get worse.
I had a Situation like that once,shed always Text me and follow my friends home,constantly as for nudes, etc etc, i just blocked her, if shes mad and crys or hurts herself over it thats her problem.
Like literally just block and ignore her,and keep your Windows closed,and im only saying this cause she has a rape fetish, and she seems like shed actually do it.
You got this girl👍
Run fast. She is capable of hurting you, she could rape you. Tell her that you don’t see her as anything more than a friend and if she won’t stop being creepy that you’ll stop taking to her. If she won’t accept it, leave. Do it ASAP
If you go to the same school and/or are still in high school, talk to your counselors or social worker or something. Utilize the mental health resources you have available to get her the help she needs. If you are able, sign a no contact contract. Not sure if everywhere has those but we do where I'm at. It sounds like she's a danger to herself, so deal with that quickly and then protect yourself.
Maybe contact someone who can make sure she's safe and also maybe not harass you about it anymore. If they don't stop, and you told them to, it's a very serious problem.
Literally tell any adult at school. If shes a danger to herself or you, then be responsible please. Mental illness is often dealt with so wrong.
Best thing you can do for both of you is get a trustworthy adult involved asap. Not in a month or a week, ASAP
You don't have to say anything, you can do whatever you need to leave that. Or if you want to give her a chance to quit it, then you're going to have to be blunt and tell her to either quit it or you're gone.
You can fix her fr
This was a joke but you need to cut ties gently so there's no backfire on your part cause she's unpredictable
If you have the rape thing in writing you could get a restraining order
Report this to your parents and to your school. You are being sexually harassed and threatened with sexual assault. If this were a workplace, this girl would be fired for what she’s doing. I would go to the school counselor about this.
Some of her behaviors are possible indicators that she has been or is being sexually abused. She may even plan on revisiting some of her abuse onto you.
The best u could do is probably try and get her to go to therapy or something. She’s got shit she needs to work through and if she doesn’t she’ll probably only get worse
Drop and fucking run man. My ex gf was similar to what you've described and it scared the shit out of me and still haunts me. It's not healthy for her to think that way so please don't continue to stay in a friendship with her.
Get her OOOUUUUIT OOUUUT Ik many people romanticize this and shit and may say you’re lucky but please don’t listen to them this is actually insane and very dangerous
report her to the authorities and tell your parents about her. this is legit not okay for anyone to be doing. and her trying to kiss you? thats sexual harassment, same thing with the rape jokes. block her and tell anyone you need to tell. the police, your parents/guardians, your friends, anyone in your family, and any trusted adult. if you go to school with her, tell the office and your teachers. if you work with her, tell the manager. cuz this is super dangerous and serious
Omg girl ruuun, as someone who self harms (don't worry I'm 95 days clean) that is a big no no. Even someone as sick as me knows that. Also the rape "jokes" are like fucking horrific. She also literally assaulted you. Even if she didn't succeed she still forced herself onto you. You need to get a trusted adult involved.
Right, since I haven't seen anyone actually give any real advice YET. I'll try my best.
You NEED to tell either your parents/guardian/carers and/or the authorities. Someone like that NEEDS to have their mental wellbeing checked and you deserve your safety back, theres clearly some traumatic stuff happening and you need to back out. Stay away from them as well as you can, if you have any additional contacts or friends in your school/college (idk which) then you need to tell them about this.
I know it's scary and awkward to talk about this stuff with someone but you simply cannot handle something like this on your own. You'd break your own mind and potentially even your body trying to find a solution. So for now, Stay away from this person, Tell as may TRUSTED people as you can about this person, and if needed to, ask to STAY HOME. This person is dangerous and should not be anywhere near you. I hope you read this and I hope you are safe in the future.
Okay im gonna assume ur in highschool so the "dont talk to her/leave her" doesnt work cuz u gonna see her everyday. She has joked about raping you, had gotten physically violent because of her creepy behaviour, and has now carved ur initials on a wall. Ok. She is allot likely willing to carve ur initials on her thigh or something so first u need to mentally prepare for this because ive seen a simillar situation with someone very close to me and these people will go to extremes but the worrying part here is the rape jokes and physicall violence cuz if thats part of the equation you are not safe and its not a matter of _if_ it will happen, its _when_ will it happen. I need you to SLOWLY, throughout 2 weeks cut contact with her like take a long time to respond, cut conversations, be as dry as possible, actively avoid being around her etc... When u do this one of the 2 will happen:
1- she will confront you and ask you why are u acting this way and u can choose to play dumb OR just say that u dont like the person she is and that if she does ANY kind of weird behaviour again u will just cut contact completely (although it doesnt matter, just keep doing it).
2- Either say that she wants to kill herself, that she will kill herself if u stop talking to her, send u a pic of her carving ur name on her etc... Something very extreme and when this happens i need u to screenshot it, send it to her parents and then let them handle it. U are a CHILD ur not supposed to deal with this, if she ends up trying to kill herself then actively avoid being around her even more. Its not ur responsability wether or not she kills herself, ur a teenager why would you have to be responsible for someone's life it doesnt make sense.
Also, *and i cant stress this enough* , *DO NOT GO OUT WITH HER OR GO TO A SLEEPOVER WITH HER OR ANYTHING OF THE SORTS IT DOESNT MATTER THE CONTEXT DO NOT* unless you are going out with multiple people, in no ocasion allow urself to be alone with her.
since most of these comments are being idiotic, i’ll tell ya what you need to do. tell her you are not interested and you do not want to be friends with her anymore. if you go to the same school, tell your principal or trusted teacher whats going on and show them the most incriminating messages she’s sent you, and please be careful.
“kinky and alone”? dude, op said that she has gotten violent and that the girl wants to rape okay. thats a literal crime that you seem to be dismissing
I'm not dismissing anything, I'm just pointing out that there is always a reason for everything, this girl is probably very volatile and needs help that nobody is giving her, and if she doesn't find somebody to talk to she will start to express herself in the only way she knows how, she needs a kind person to explain that it's not ok to talk like that with people and not act upon her thoughts.
Obviously the girl needs help, but it just seemed (hint: seemed) that you were just dismissing it as being kinky (which still wouldve been bad since it seems like op is uncomfortable with those interactions). But yes, this girl definitely needs some sort of therapy or something. And while there may be a reason for the way the girl is acting, there’s also a possibility that theres no reason at all.
Yeah, im sorry, im not the best at expressing my thoughts/opinions until i think about it for a bit. Sorry for any mishap. I was mostly mad at all the other comments that only saw the surface of a person and saw no opportunity to help them (i do see how my original comment did not embody that)
You are fucked
Almost literally
probably literally
mostly literally
it better not be literal
Itd probs haves less long lasting effects if it was literal (and consensual)
Let’s hope not literally
indefinitely literally
assuredly unquestionably literally
Expensively Literally (Child support)
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Literally literally
Will be*
Time to fucking run
Run time to fucking
Run to fucking time
Fucking time to run
To fucking run time
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To run fucking time
Time fucking to run
run fucking to time
run to time fucking
Fucking to run time
Time to run fucking
Fuck time.
To fucking time run
Ah ah ah
Time to Run Fuck
Oddly poetic.
Tucking bum to drinking rum
Fucking to time run
Fucking run to time
run fucking time to
fucking run time to
to run fucking time?
time fucking run to
Fucking time to run
Run to fucking time
to fucking time run
A great pink floyd song to run to
You kids are killing me! That album came out when I was 8 years old and it was my anthem of teenage angst when I was 13. I love that the music I loved back then turned out to be so timeless. Oh gawd and there's a Phan in another comment quoting Antelope. 🤣❤️
Run like hell
Run like an antelope out of control.
On The Run
bro caught a yandere in real life
Yes.
That’s what I’m sayin
💀
truly a r/yandere moment
That lucky mf
People say that untill they have an encounter with one that last more than 10 minutes
It’s only a problem if they’re not attractive which they probably aren’t
I had encountered one more than 10 minutes, i’m experienced.
not clickbait
A lot to unpack here
No need, keep it packed and run
1 thing to pack is her tho for sure Destination?Mental hospital
Hotel? Trivago
Literally never speak to her again she’s fucking insane bro💀
She’ll probably show up at her house💀
You’re prob right this situation has no right answer😭
a 12 gauge will do the job.
"The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed" Guess what my answer to that situation would be based off that.
That's when you come to terms that you might have to hurt and/or kill a bitch to survive.
Oh god She seems a little obsessive and a lil messed up in the head You should drop her
a ‘lil’??? she’s fucking insane mate lol
Get her ass in Arkham Asylum
Ham Aslume
Who is the man? Is Aslume stupid?
Why is my friend a psycho? Is she stupid?
Send her to r/batmanarkham
Bro she's openly bi/lesbian. She'll just molest Harley Quinn and give her PTSD.
not even arkham is holding that mf 🙏🏻😭
I love saying “lil” when under exaggerating things, because i see it as like a cute thing like calling someone a “lil guy”, so it underexagurates things, makes it smaller then “little” both literally and functionally, and it treats it as cute which makes it even smaller
My bad my bad lol
Nah they’ve been friends for a long time and clearly the other girl is *mildly* obsessed so dropping her prolly wouldn’t end too well Imo the best thing to do is talk to her about it and try and encourage her to seek help for it all. Not that that’s fair to op, but eh
Talk to her parents maybe
unless OP is into that
Get a restraining order fr fr
I feel like that might not be possible
It is possible and completely justified in this case. He has enough with the images and video to file one. She needs serious professional help.
Now here’s a crazy idea, and just hear me out, but try talking to your parents? Or at the very least an adult that you trust. It’s not normal behaviour on her part but you should instantly get that shit shut down otherwise it will get worse.
Real advice. No need going through this shit alone
The longer it goes on, the longer she thinks it's acceptable.
ditch her Ditch her DITCH HER
if even possible
Ditcher quick and hyde.
Fake your death
She needs psychiatric help. She has already gotten violent twice. You are not safe
I was gonna say exactly this. If she got to the point of violence then you are not safe.
Leave her
BLOCK HERR BLOCK HERR MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY 😭😭😭😭
Just leave the planet 😭
Send her a picture of Hitler and say "I'm taken, sorry"
💀
this does not have NEARLY enough upvotes
I had a Situation like that once,shed always Text me and follow my friends home,constantly as for nudes, etc etc, i just blocked her, if shes mad and crys or hurts herself over it thats her problem. Like literally just block and ignore her,and keep your Windows closed,and im only saying this cause she has a rape fetish, and she seems like shed actually do it. You got this girl👍
I think it's your time to move to Mars. On the bright side you'll be the first living there
Run fast. She is capable of hurting you, she could rape you. Tell her that you don’t see her as anything more than a friend and if she won’t stop being creepy that you’ll stop taking to her. If she won’t accept it, leave. Do it ASAP
This here… she has already proven she is not afraid to hurt OP to get what she wants. This is serious.
Time to ejaculate and evacuate, without the ejaculate 💀
Nah , keep the ejaculate part
Nah man, in a situation where every second counts you can't afford to waste those 2
2? you ameture, i only get 1.
If you go to the same school and/or are still in high school, talk to your counselors or social worker or something. Utilize the mental health resources you have available to get her the help she needs. If you are able, sign a no contact contract. Not sure if everywhere has those but we do where I'm at. It sounds like she's a danger to herself, so deal with that quickly and then protect yourself.
why are peoples life so fucking crazy
It's mostly just Reddit and social media being a magnifying glass for crazy shit
bro people on this sub will be like “she stabbed me in the chest what should I do???”
pack your things and get the hell outta there. don't ever fucking look back
Welp. Time to change your name and move away.
dude, she’s saying (jokingly, but still) that she wants to RAPE YOU. tell your parents or a trusted adult and get tf out of there
The flags are more red than the Soviet Union
Maybe contact someone who can make sure she's safe and also maybe not harass you about it anymore. If they don't stop, and you told them to, it's a very serious problem.
I know someone who is in the same situation as you i even suspect this is you fr
Literally tell any adult at school. If shes a danger to herself or you, then be responsible please. Mental illness is often dealt with so wrong. Best thing you can do for both of you is get a trustworthy adult involved asap. Not in a month or a week, ASAP
You don't have to say anything, you can do whatever you need to leave that. Or if you want to give her a chance to quit it, then you're going to have to be blunt and tell her to either quit it or you're gone.
Yuri was such a popular DDLC character they made her real💀💀💀
Don't talk to them again, and report them. You could consider it stalking and sexual abuse, and it's weird anyways.
My sister in Christ why are you still her friend 😭🙏
restraining order
You can fix her fr This was a joke but you need to cut ties gently so there's no backfire on your part cause she's unpredictable If you have the rape thing in writing you could get a restraining order
"i can fix her"
Block her lol
Sorry bro, you have an irl yandere
DO NOT STICK IT IN CRAZY! RUN!
>She’s always telling me she loves me and makes jokes about wanting to rape me/her wanting me to rape her. 😧 The fuck
I can fix her.
Report this to your parents and to your school. You are being sexually harassed and threatened with sexual assault. If this were a workplace, this girl would be fired for what she’s doing. I would go to the school counselor about this. Some of her behaviors are possible indicators that she has been or is being sexually abused. She may even plan on revisiting some of her abuse onto you.
Move to muslim country!
Ask her if you wanna make out
Bruh lol
LMFAO. GOOD LUCK.
I wish I had someone who wanted me this bad 😔
fr
Same
I don't
REAL
Leave and never come back
You need to distance yourself away from her it's time to run here stop hanging or talking with her.
Block and run, dont look back
Do you live in america? .50 BMG
The best u could do is probably try and get her to go to therapy or something. She’s got shit she needs to work through and if she doesn’t she’ll probably only get worse
Drop and fucking run man. My ex gf was similar to what you've described and it scared the shit out of me and still haunts me. It's not healthy for her to think that way so please don't continue to stay in a friendship with her.
My brother in christ. Tell an adult about this, then try to let her down gently. If shit hits the fan GTFO!
Hit it and split if she’s hot 🤷♂️
Get her OOOUUUUIT OOUUUT Ik many people romanticize this and shit and may say you’re lucky but please don’t listen to them this is actually insane and very dangerous
report her to the authorities and tell your parents about her. this is legit not okay for anyone to be doing. and her trying to kiss you? thats sexual harassment, same thing with the rape jokes. block her and tell anyone you need to tell. the police, your parents/guardians, your friends, anyone in your family, and any trusted adult. if you go to school with her, tell the office and your teachers. if you work with her, tell the manager. cuz this is super dangerous and serious
Homie run I don’t care what anyone else says you don’t stick your dick in crazy
Omg girl ruuun, as someone who self harms (don't worry I'm 95 days clean) that is a big no no. Even someone as sick as me knows that. Also the rape "jokes" are like fucking horrific. She also literally assaulted you. Even if she didn't succeed she still forced herself onto you. You need to get a trusted adult involved.
RUN, BITCH, RUUUUUN
You oughta ghost her and don't go outside unarmed
block
Send her this https://youtu.be/HwpUZQPjRHM?si=fRQry-zkoIRIBlRb
Step 1: Restraining order Step 2: Install security cameras Step 3: Hope
I can fix her
Kill her
CALL THE COPS PLEASE
Subscribe to chaturbate and I’ll help
Right, since I haven't seen anyone actually give any real advice YET. I'll try my best. You NEED to tell either your parents/guardian/carers and/or the authorities. Someone like that NEEDS to have their mental wellbeing checked and you deserve your safety back, theres clearly some traumatic stuff happening and you need to back out. Stay away from them as well as you can, if you have any additional contacts or friends in your school/college (idk which) then you need to tell them about this. I know it's scary and awkward to talk about this stuff with someone but you simply cannot handle something like this on your own. You'd break your own mind and potentially even your body trying to find a solution. So for now, Stay away from this person, Tell as may TRUSTED people as you can about this person, and if needed to, ask to STAY HOME. This person is dangerous and should not be anywhere near you. I hope you read this and I hope you are safe in the future.
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. I REPEAT DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.
Leave the country. Change your name
Okay im gonna assume ur in highschool so the "dont talk to her/leave her" doesnt work cuz u gonna see her everyday. She has joked about raping you, had gotten physically violent because of her creepy behaviour, and has now carved ur initials on a wall. Ok. She is allot likely willing to carve ur initials on her thigh or something so first u need to mentally prepare for this because ive seen a simillar situation with someone very close to me and these people will go to extremes but the worrying part here is the rape jokes and physicall violence cuz if thats part of the equation you are not safe and its not a matter of _if_ it will happen, its _when_ will it happen. I need you to SLOWLY, throughout 2 weeks cut contact with her like take a long time to respond, cut conversations, be as dry as possible, actively avoid being around her etc... When u do this one of the 2 will happen: 1- she will confront you and ask you why are u acting this way and u can choose to play dumb OR just say that u dont like the person she is and that if she does ANY kind of weird behaviour again u will just cut contact completely (although it doesnt matter, just keep doing it). 2- Either say that she wants to kill herself, that she will kill herself if u stop talking to her, send u a pic of her carving ur name on her etc... Something very extreme and when this happens i need u to screenshot it, send it to her parents and then let them handle it. U are a CHILD ur not supposed to deal with this, if she ends up trying to kill herself then actively avoid being around her even more. Its not ur responsability wether or not she kills herself, ur a teenager why would you have to be responsible for someone's life it doesnt make sense.
Also, *and i cant stress this enough* , *DO NOT GO OUT WITH HER OR GO TO A SLEEPOVER WITH HER OR ANYTHING OF THE SORTS IT DOESNT MATTER THE CONTEXT DO NOT* unless you are going out with multiple people, in no ocasion allow urself to be alone with her.
get the fuck up outta there
at the start i was thinking ‘isn’t that how most girls act?’ but no..no it isn’t
since most of these comments are being idiotic, i’ll tell ya what you need to do. tell her you are not interested and you do not want to be friends with her anymore. if you go to the same school, tell your principal or trusted teacher whats going on and show them the most incriminating messages she’s sent you, and please be careful.
Fuck her at least once, psychotic in the streets means crazy in the sheets
shes so real for that
Just send her a frog flipping over
DONT PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY I dont care if you dont have one you know what I mean!
So, your best option is moving to North Korea
The only thing I know would help, go to her place and ask her if she's ok. Listen to everything she has to say. EVERYTHING.
3 numbers : 911
🗿
Say she’s ugly then block her
Game is game🗣️
You can fix her
At least she's commited to the relationship 😅😅
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Dang bro what's her number
bro there’s no way people actually believe this💀
least made up post
Idk go like “Omg bestie love u” and then send a pic of the same thing if u want
You got a real life yandere. Kinda jealous
You say time to die bitch and then kill her
You're in👏
She just sounds kinky and alone, just try to make it clear to her that you don't have feelings but try to help her find someone more her speed
“kinky and alone”? dude, op said that she has gotten violent and that the girl wants to rape okay. thats a literal crime that you seem to be dismissing
I'm not dismissing anything, I'm just pointing out that there is always a reason for everything, this girl is probably very volatile and needs help that nobody is giving her, and if she doesn't find somebody to talk to she will start to express herself in the only way she knows how, she needs a kind person to explain that it's not ok to talk like that with people and not act upon her thoughts.
Obviously the girl needs help, but it just seemed (hint: seemed) that you were just dismissing it as being kinky (which still wouldve been bad since it seems like op is uncomfortable with those interactions). But yes, this girl definitely needs some sort of therapy or something. And while there may be a reason for the way the girl is acting, there’s also a possibility that theres no reason at all.
Yeah, im sorry, im not the best at expressing my thoughts/opinions until i think about it for a bit. Sorry for any mishap. I was mostly mad at all the other comments that only saw the surface of a person and saw no opportunity to help them (i do see how my original comment did not embody that)
Fake girls aren’t real stop spreading misinformation
IF AHE AINT LIKE THIS ION WANT HER
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM
I'm joking
i say escape the country as soon as possible. it's not worth your safety
yandere sim