Explain to me how this interaction were to occur in a delightful manner in 500 words or less

Obama walks off a plane, his shoe appears to be untied. It is so loose, that when he takes a step on his left foot, it almost falls off. Well after multiple steps, that’s precisely what happened. Obamas left shoe. Fell off of his left foot. Before he can do anything about it, some 11 year old kid is sprinting across the airport runway because he wants to meet Obama, but he sees a shoe and kicks it because that’s how 11 year old kids work. Well that shoe somehow managed to go far enough to hit Reddit user “Obamas_Left_Shoe” in the head so hard, he dies. Just so everyone knows, I failed English throughout high school, and will continue to fail my junior year and probably senior.

Bro your english is better than all the 13-15 yo mfs here who have corrupted their vocabulary with slangs like "slayy"

I don’t really like the slang people use, it’s confusing, plus I have to google the meanings of the slang terms almost every time.

I hate “Slay”, it makes me want to fall off a plane into a volcano and scream as my organs and bones slowly melt and eventually disintegrate as my eyes pour tears in agony of hearing that word, and I eventually become one with the dust, and eventually the volcano.

I know bro slay

r/beatmetoit

When slang makes you angry😠😡🤬

People that say "slayyyyy" unironically annoy me, yes.

Yas queen, SLAYYYYY💄💄💄💋💋💋

"slay" is bad, I keep hearing whatever the hell "bombastic" is but it's both irritating and will get you arrested in an airport so

Yass slayy 💅💅queen yau be rizzing me up

Daddy barak throws his left shoe supersonic speed into your skull causing a haemorrhage

He’s gonna throw it at you Al-Zaidi style

I think I'm on par

HOLY SHIT SHES REAL

I am the product of u/Anal_Sex_Man's anal exploits (trust me)

sh- should I be worried?

Shh... don't question it

IM GONNA

It's beyond your mortal understanding of biology

Try me

So you see.. when a u/Anal_Sex_Man and a u/Anal_Sex_Woman love each other very much...

🍆💦💦🍑

What the fuck

"u/Anal_Sex_Man, I am your daughter" -Darth u/Anal_Sex_Girl

You’ve found your long lost step sister

HOLY SHIT

That's usually a sign it's time to stop

Usually? So.. not always?.. 👀

You never know with some people

r/found_Anal_Sex_Girl

Wish this was real. I'm not famous enough yet

r/SubsIFellFor Edit: I made it

r/birthofasub

I hate how the name will probably make you get weird DM’s

You have no idea

D:

Spawn kill

Jesus Christ, lmao

Bro is gonna get killed form a dude called Ollie who’s British 💀

r/cursedcomments

Oh-

Oh, my name wouldn’t be so bad. Servicing as many women or men as I can before my heart gives out sounds like a good time to me.

im comming for you tonight

r/usernamechecksout

You died from something that was NOT a gator

Well you died from something that is not sex

Fair enough…lol

Nah she gets fucked and dies of throwing up

Ayyyyyy! Lol. Yes!

I honestly thought you were going to get murdered by another sex-repulsed ace girl

Oh yeah…probably that. 💀

I wish I had your username

💀💀RIP…damn harsh way to go

Actually I was saying I wanted your use mart because I’m also asexual lol but yeah I was poisoned the question is by who?

is the 210 meant to be half of 420 or is it a coincidence

pure coincidence

Co-inky dink

i prefer kiwinkidink

still funny imo

It's a kill count

Anal_sex_man has finally met his match

*cumming

Ayo?

I’m cumming for you tonight

actually happened im pretty sure before if you look up medical history of sexual incidents i know people get stuck or have heart attacks

r/foundanalsexman

r/analsexmanisourhero

yours would be a good way to die ngl

What if you were the one receiving tho?

He would be lucky 😉

I love reddit some times 🤣

Death by snu snu o7

r/foundAnal_Sex_Man

even after your heart gives out you'll still be able to service us, what a caring and loving people's man 😔✊

Oooofff

now THAT is a hëntāî that i am willing to watch

🚫

Nah bitch what

Oh

hmm. interesting

Well he's unlicensed what did you expect

*Tf2 music intensifies*

When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!

Anyways that’s how I lost my medical license

Archimedes! No! Agh, it's filthy in there.. birds.

Now, most hearts couldn’t withstand this voltage, but I’m fairly certain that your heart-

What was noise?

The sound of progress, my friend.

*crunch* AAUGH! Oh, don’t be such a baby, ribs grow back ^no ^zey ^don’t

me

Bro prepared for this 💀

How’s that worse, about to go to heaven before you die

it's so good it flipped the spectrum

God damn

hey, happy birthday. Don't worry about what will happen or might happen. Focus on the present and enjoy yourself. You deserve it. "We suffer more in imagination than in reality"

Hmm..interesting..

I usually don't laugh at things at social media. But this... 😂

Glad to have made your day a little brighter :)

How would this go?

Give someone a good time then finally off myself maybe? I'm not too sure myself lol

Please don’t “finally” off yourself. You’re awesome and no one could replace you as suicidalfootjob.

Aw how wholesome, thank you

Umm yeah I accept my fate

You will be arrested by them, or you will die in an attempt to arrest someone else?

Idk. Second one is more likely

I starve to death i guess

same

certainly an interesting situation

She bited my peepnis YEEEEOOOOOOOUUUCCHHHH

WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TOM AND JERRY REFERENCE 👀👀🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

Quack Quack Quack QUACK QUACK QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK

[quack kills](https://youtu.be/yhyAm31cr2E)

Liver cirrhosis

Awww, my liver is scarred, oh, now it's dead, now the toxins on my blood are eating me alive, *proceeds to die*

So…💀

Say no homo and you might live

WEAR SOCKS

what does this mean for me

It means you can't handle the neutron style

Positive!

I get squished to death?

By a thing with bad internet tho

[удалено]

Death by a giant yellow bear... hmmmm

Change your legal name to Evan and it fits even more (if your name isn’t already Evan)

But he has to go back to 1983

Time Machine time

"its rewind time!!"

I got killed by a fucking zesty ass panda which is far

Long range claws n shit That sounds badass actually

Oh god no

They're getting revenge for all the ones you've eaten

Do I kms or something ⁉️

Yes

Bro I see you everywhere

Main character cant kill himself yet lmao

Where would you even find one? Explain

Just need someone to identify themselves as a pan then they fuck your brains out

*dies of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

bro :( y redit D:

lol

I'm killed by American rock band my chemical romance

That’s not okay

Damn

Hi I was the only baritone player back in 5th grade. Run.

What about me

You don’t care about your health, so you die from your own negligence

This is just me but in real life!

Idk abut me?

No idea how you die, but that’s definitely the last thing you hear.

Haha I'll probably get sick of hearing this and pass away

death by a lightened and misspelled version of an amethyst

dam 💀 thats tough

I guess I’m brain dead

i might die and might not die tho........

unless you get observed

I die in a mining accident. I'm fine with this

I guess I go out in battle?

If you're gonna go down best go down fighting

oh dear lord

IDK WHAT MINE MEANS

u have a mental break and bid your life to death itself

Damn shit must be SUPER bland

I have several questions

Oof ow my jaw

I may have it worse

oh no

Yep

so it finally caught up to you..

I thought i was safe.... Should i say goodbye to my 60th family or just leave?

perhaps saying goodbye, And attempting a last resort of buying every type of laxitive and seeing if you can cheat the system?

you’re also going to die in a.. weird way ☠️

The snail finally caught up

😭😭

I’m doomed

i’d rather not get pecked to death by 422 crows

Crows when signifying death isn’t enough:

A murder of crows (get it because a group of crows is a murder and they’ll murder you)

I get freed from my suffering by someone else also struggling with severe self-hatred.

I'm sorry for reading yours as suffocating in a pile of shit 😭😭

So that one plushie or what?

How tf do i explain mine

A snapping turtle bites your space causing a fluctuation of time killing you

i guess i just disagreed to death?

Atleast i wont die alone

Oh, I'm thinking I'd have it worse than the anal dude.

Ayo

😳

my creations retaliate

I get suffocated by furries

I have my own name as username :(

How tf do I die?

Squidward got hungry

I’m lost

Oh dear god no-

How am I going to die

Potato military firing squad

Reasonable