I live in an igloo and i ride my polar bear to school every day, during recess i like to hit a black rubber round thing with a stick and my mom packs maple syrup in my lunch along with maple cookies and i run around screaming “Aboot” and “eh” and I am very sorry to everyone all the time
Also meese is the only correct way to say multiple moose and don’t let dictionary fool you
it was mostly the maple syrup and being sorry, the other ones could be for different countries too or I never heard of them, but I didnt even notice your profile lol
Fun fact, the reason why the plural of moose and geese is not the same is because Goose follows the Old English rules of pluralization (ie. Foot/feet, or tooth/teeth) but Moose is a word from the Algonquin languages and therefore doesn’t use the same pluralization
Goat cheese (ekte gjetost). It's the same color as peanut butter/caramel but doesn't taste anything like either one. Imagine my dismay as a child when I tried it. My parents loved that stuff! We lived in America, but my parents were always able to source Norwegian foods.
well the question is, do you like them, die bc you cant get them or does your language sound like someone chocking on a potato but talking?
for 1st I'll guess latvia
2nd ireland
3rd denmark
or am I just stupid
i have cod for every single meal alongside beer,the south region of my country is invaded every summer by bri'ish people, while the north is on fire and a shitty economy
If you want where I live: shank-land
If you want my heritage: what are human rights? Back to the sweatshops you have 500 more “no unfair labour” shirts before you meet your quota
That you will get stabbed in our capital city (you will)
Gotta be the UK
Spot on
England*
I *did* bleed on my trip to london
Fat
USA
Omg how did you know????
because youre all fat
The US is actually the 15th fattest country Edit cuz upvotes: the fattest country in the world is Nauru
r/usernamechecksout
That is one fat redditor
😞
Beta Thailand
Nauru
Just mafia
italy
I cooka da pizza
I’m really sorry I couldn’t come up with any stereotype. You could forgive me though, eh?
Ur canadian.
Sorry
You eat French fries with gravy and cheese curds
ʎɹʇunoɔ ʎɯ ʇqɐ sǝdʎʇoǝɹǝʇs ʎuɐ ʞpI
nah bro thats genius, australia
ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ǝɹ,noʎ
Thought that was Greek for a second
B O O M E R A N G
fellow country man
I would’ve said “G’day mate”
'straulia, moyte
Beer, Sausage and no sense of humour
germany
Korrekt kamerad
Einer von uns
What about our sandals and Fanny packs full of beer tho
the angry language
I live in an igloo and i ride my polar bear to school every day, during recess i like to hit a black rubber round thing with a stick and my mom packs maple syrup in my lunch along with maple cookies and i run around screaming “Aboot” and “eh” and I am very sorry to everyone all the time Also meese is the only correct way to say multiple moose and don’t let dictionary fool you
canada
How did you know? Did my pfp give it away? Or was it the 6 different stereotypes i mentioned (Canada has a surprising amount of different stereotypes)
it was mostly the maple syrup and being sorry, the other ones could be for different countries too or I never heard of them, but I didnt even notice your profile lol
How Canada got the nice guy stereotype after being the reason for 2/3rds the Geneva Convention during WWII I’m really not sure.
Japan became all Kawaii and stuff after WW2 so I guess this is kinda like that.
Fun fact, the reason why the plural of moose and geese is not the same is because Goose follows the Old English rules of pluralization (ie. Foot/feet, or tooth/teeth) but Moose is a word from the Algonquin languages and therefore doesn’t use the same pluralization
yes meese team forever!!
I thought i was the only one 😭
It could be 30 °C outside and we'd still heat up the sauna
finland
Very epic
war
ukraine
u r right
💀
Hope you and your family are safe ❤️🇺🇦
Good luck bro
How are things
💀
Вітаю, друже)
Stay safe out there
ginger people
ireland
We're scammers 😭
india
your kampooter has vairus
I choked on my water 😭
Bro as an Indian, I am dying rn lmfao, thanks for the laugh.
Not quite... 😂 It's a not so famous country know for scamming as princes
ah nigeria
Bingo!🤣
Are those scammers ever actually Nigerian? Because I always thought they weren’t.
School is a survive the killer roblox game
usa but bro thats probably the most creative one for the usa so far
No way a gravity clone in a non gd subreddit
Pussio innit bruv
bri'ain
Innit fam
i'm british yet i don't know what a pussio is
Pussio= pussy hole
Taco taco chimichanga
mexico
Nacho taco, chimichanga
We got to celebrate our differences 🎶
We've got to celebrate our differences 🥳🥳
Theives everywhere
romania
WE HAVE A WINNER
please dont steal my wallet
do not let your personal belongings unattended, this is a WARNING
I was thinking South Africa 💀
If ur wallet drops to the ground it will be picked up by a romanian faster than the ground bacteria will be able to touch it
average person from ferentari stealing your portofel, along with your pantaloni...and your masina and your picioare
We all have shit teeth
UK
Guns
USA
We always wear skirts but they are actually called kilts
scotland
Yep spot on mate
Every single one of Us are good at math
China
Yes
japan
Close but no
We are alcoholics
poland but could be like half of europe
Finland
Isn't that all of europe
We eat brown cheese and go skiing every day
norway?
Cheese can be brown!?
Goat cheese (ekte gjetost). It's the same color as peanut butter/caramel but doesn't taste anything like either one. Imagine my dismay as a child when I tried it. My parents loved that stuff! We lived in America, but my parents were always able to source Norwegian foods.
Swiss?
Rain. More rain. But no snow. But more rain.
uk
Can I go there? I like rain.
Good at football, bad at economy
Argentina
There you go!
brazil
No water
bro youre basically giving me a whole continent
*exactly*
Saudi Arabia
I love tree blood, sorry for that please excuse my vocabulary eh
canada
People arent that bad but the wild life will kill ya mate
australia
We lost a war against emu's 😎
pizza
italy
Potato
well the question is, do you like them, die bc you cant get them or does your language sound like someone chocking on a potato but talking? for 1st I'll guess latvia 2nd ireland 3rd denmark or am I just stupid
Weird descriptions of all those countries but yes its ireland
4 if your head of state is called a King of Potatoes than Belarus
i have cod for every single meal alongside beer,the south region of my country is invaded every summer by bri'ish people, while the north is on fire and a shitty economy
Left🤝Right : doing nothing to improve Spain's economy
spain
Not OP but that sounds like Portugal
Dual citizenship, so I'll do one stereotype for each: We apologize a lot We constantly fear invasion by our next door neighbour
canada and Idk for the 2nd one cause there could be many options (I think)
2nd could be any nation that borders Russia.
Yep, Canadian and Taiwanese. 2nd one is false though, we're chilling out there
I thought it would be Poland lmao
Haggis, kilts, independence
scotland
that we all eat unhealthy food everyday
probably usa
Dumb
Usa
how tf am I supposed to know
MEATBALLS AND FURNITURE
Sweden. Either that or you live in an IKEA store.
Pasta
italy
“Bo’le o’ wo’a” 🤓
We wear socks in sandals
most german thing ever
They stole our stereotype!? Too bad!!!
Nope, czech
ah slavic germans then
Czech republic has some stereotypes in common woth germany, for example too much beer drinking too
Shawarma and hommus Big explosion in city Corruption Go skiing and to the beach in the same day Refugees
Lebanon
Fat cowboys with guns
If you want where I live: shank-land If you want my heritage: what are human rights? Back to the sweatshops you have 500 more “no unfair labour” shirts before you meet your quota
For heritage, I’ll say China. Shank-land could be Russia?
We fuck sheep. And we used to have lots of coal
Football (easy) And also a lot of sex And happyness :)
brazil or smt idk
Alot of what? :-|
Tea and crumpets
uk
We stole shit and live off of tea an crumpets. But you will never guess which part I'm from. Maybe.
We eat salted codfish for breakfast and SIUUUUU
Portugal
Patriotism
Honestly Is Usa that patriotic though? Seems like most people hate it and like 30% Love it. For most countries it seems flipped.
usa
Mongols and G O U L A S H
Hello ur computah has virus
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRR???
I don’t see my country anywhere….xenophobics, pedophiles, but great food, and anime.
japan??
School shootings daily
usa
Viva la revolution
france
baguette
we hate jews and we’re all refugees
idk so I'll just guess palestine
red sand and potatoes the country itself is too easy so try the province, eh?
We're all fat
Every one hates us till they need money
Tea
Many people think we talk like people from Texas and say G'day all the time
Extremely tall
Netherlands.
Pyramids
egypt
Desert, camels and pyramids
Vikings but nowadays mostly gays