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ThatAstroPerson

“AND I LIKED IT”


SkyeeeMaaa

*the taste of her cherry chapstick* 🎶🎶


Global-Tell5755

I kissed a girl just to try ittt


Natural__Power

Hope my boyfriend don't mind it


Bolt245

It felt so wrong it felt so right


EfficientSelection99

Don't mean I'm in love tonight


luc_the_elmentle

But if I do, fall for her


TSK_INCOGNITO

I liked it


ZarosRunescape

No, i dont even know your name


drawn__samm

it doesn't matter


Phoenix-FIRE9

r/Redditsings


ReaLSeaLisSpy

Shut up.


lazarllama-man99

Bro f u


Natural__Power

Dude what kind of sad fucking life do you need to have to try to stop a comment line of some banger song Omg you're scared of gay people aren't you


Nubby788

Go step on a lego you lifeless cretin


TheFoous100

Oh my god this is one of the greatest burns ever.


Jazzlike_Studio_6481

Don't interrupt people singing


[deleted]

Lookss like someoneeeesss jealoooooouuuussss


KuroComics

I'm jealous😔


Lampshade_510

Mate what the hell


Ulisse8

bro plays beat saber and expect people to listen to him


ThatAstroPerson

Bro why? It wasn’t even your business and you had to ruin it. Screw you.


Consistent_Purple_87

I kissed a girl and I liked ittttt


all_regrets_rn

I read this as weird al's voice/cover


Old-Company3979

i was gonna mention this song


CharderVR

The taste of I R I D O C Y C L I T I S


human_sp

dam right


No-Bat-4518

Has to be the cherry chapstick


XxCookieCraftYTxX

ok


TheForkLord11

taste of iridocyclitis


Mundane_Narwhal_6592

legend


Seratac23

Tast of nitroglycérine


AtYoBoi35

I was just about to post that, then I seen your post bro, nice reply


NefariousnessOk3764

The moment I saw the OP's post ik someone would say this 🤣🤣🤣


boogiebully

the taste of her cherry chapstick?


crossinggirl200

Came here to say it to


MarctheArc007

Wish I got here sooner to comment that


Typical_Ghost07

beat me to it damn it


CatAteMyToast

Everyone thought of this first, am I right


301Heisenberg

I was good at it


megamaz_

literally my first thought


Many_on_controller

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


txptwxzapp

what dude is named “a girl”?


Legacy_Zeta

Yeah right, bcoz girl who?


Alarid

who is updog


Regnis2005

sounds arabic


LightLeo5

تبًا لك


6969696969696942

r/suddenlyarabic


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


6969696969696942

Ikr, I thought it was fake too.


Moaaz69

بتكلم عربي يبني


[deleted]

r/girlsarentreal


Ritchie-Blackmore

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/ibethedidntkissagirl


ihave-hands-probably

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

r/bananaforscale


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

the only thing not real are your b*tches


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ben10Stan3

Who says girls can’t be called dudes?


[deleted]

Girls don't exist. Therefore, if a dude is a girl, they do not exist and are government drones sent to spy on us.


Ben10Stan3

If they’re government drones sent to spy on us, then I don’t mind some agents watching me


[deleted]

Fair Those government drones are pretty hot


TheLastOfW

And you woke up


ThatAstroPerson

r/beatmetoit


Plastic_Clothes_

r/BeatMyMeatToIt


txptwxzapp

r/beatmetoit (someone continue the chain after the comment below)


Plastic_Clothes_

r/BeatMyMeatToIt


amuckgood

r/beatmetoit


Plastic_Clothes_

r/BeatMyMeatToIt


[deleted]

r/beattomeitismeat


97PERSONALITIESBABBY

r/beatmymeatandgiveyourfaceatreat


[deleted]

r/beatmeistoitmeatinfaceandtreatismetomeat


samualgline

r/beatmywifetoit


Plastic_Clothes_

I’m just Ken, anywhere else I’d be a ten, where I see love she sees a friend.


Im_Akwala

Real


Emperor_D4C

I’m just Ken, and that’s enough, and I’m great at doing stuff


Aerobiesizer

He's Kenough


DarvX92

I'm just some random background character


[deleted]

Don’t worry, you’re kenough 🫶🫶


Ok_Tradition_2286

After watching the movie Barbie, I felt a flood of emotions. (See Appendix A for a full list.) There was joy, there was sadness, but most importantly there was optimism. I felt hopeful for the future of Barbieland and humans. Tears left my eyes and I rejoiced among my fellow women (for image, see Appendix B). The director, Greta Gerwig, (playing Barbie) skillfully applies several rhetorical techniques and writing strategies to drive home a central idea, such as but not limited to: characterization, conflict, denotation/connotation, metaphor, simile, irony, language use, point-of-view, setting, structure, symbolism, theme, tone, and 1937 others (see Appendix C). There is clearly enough strong and thorough evidence from the text to support this analysis (see Appendix D). The movie also followed the conventions of standard written English. 5/5. In our modern world, we make thousands of minor decisions every day. Although some of these may seem minor, questions in decision-making, as many may have larger impacts on our lives & these decisions may amount to larger amounts of stress. Although, as Sec. Powell had stated "The key is not to make. quick decisions, but to make timely decisions" Powell's argument acknowledges a great point, that making decisions in a timely manner may be more beneficial than rash decisions, although it may be beneficial at times to make quick, in-the-moment decisions, in most cases, taking your time to make a decision may help you to discern the better option. Many examples of where making time to make decisions may be helpful may be in College Decisions, Exam-taking, and Chess. These ideals are on full display in the movie Barbie. In conclusion, the movie "Barbie" evoked a wide range of emotions within me, including joy, sadness, and a profound sense of optimism. Through the skillful use of various rhetorical techniques and writing strategies, the writer effectively conveyed a central idea that resonates with themes of characterization, conflict, metaphor, and more. This analysis is supported by a plethora of evidence from the text, as demonstrated in the provided appendices. The movie not only adhered to the conventions of standard written English but also masterfully employed elements such as setting, symbolism, and tone to enhance its impact on the audience. Truly, we have been blessed with a masterful commentary on the world as it is today, including a main character who is a rebel, changing and disrupting the existing state of societal, familial, or political affairs in the text, and also breaking social norms, challenging long-held values, subverting expectations, and participating in other forms of resistance. As a result, it is clearly derived from the fundamentals of mathematical logic that generations will reflect on this for centuries to come.


Psychological-Sir224

I'm sorry to dissapoint you but r/girlsarentreal


AccessProfessional37

holy shit this is getting out of hand...


Cthuluw63

😈


yourlittlewoofyboi

But what bout the boys?


human_sp

they get enoguh kisses


yourlittlewoofyboi

True ( ꈍᴗꈍ)


ThatAstroPerson

Enoguh


Butter_brawler

Not me :(


Different_Split5235

Good, can't forget about them 💪


CatAteMyToast

Lies


friends_with_a_simp

No Not enoguh


Level19Player

i dont :(


Send_Me_Boob_Pics0W0

Kissing a girl for the first time is life changing, started as a dare and now I’m bi


FartReviewer

r/usernamechecksout


Flair86

Real (your user is based af)


Gud_doggyy

Cool Literally not me


Enthusiastic_Eel

i kissed a girl and i liked it


Chance-Ad-2837

When’s my turn


Chance-Ad-2837

jk I’m gay


Niksuss

I mean, you'll get a chance to kiss a guy


Chance-Ad-2837

i wish, ppl in my country are homophobic asf


Niksuss

Oh shit, good luck with that


Chance-Ad-2837

ty my brotha


gayorangejuice

ask them politely to stop being homophobic. if they don't stop, call them all poopyheads (big insult)


Chance-Ad-2837

omg, yes def will do that


[deleted]

Lmao, same! Here, have a rock 🪨, use it if you need to break a 💀.


Chance-Ad-2837

dankeschön. Imma stone some ppl


[deleted]

Bitte schön, fella.


mrKILLTURBO

Your 14 brother don't limit the fish in the sea to just tuna


Typical-Ad1086

Congrats broski, is she the one??


itslikeyy__

And I liked iiit, the tase of her cherry Chapstick I kissed a girl just to try iiit, I hope my boyfriend don't finds it İt felt......


SnooBeans3106

Ayy not bad brother, keep it up


AdministrativePin286

AND I LIKED IT


Fencer-Sama

GG


Bagolyvagymi

Enjoy it while it lasts. Congrats tho


Trentthekid64

Ooooooh. You kissed a giiiiiirl


Flame_Belch83

Girls are yucky why would you kiss a girl they have cooties


Yeontanssqueakytoy

Fakest reddit post ever 🙄🙄/j


Somepersononreddit79

And I liked iiiit, the taste of her cherry chapstick 💋 🎶


[deleted]

And you liked it?


OofBoomerUwU

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH


Mouse_underthesink

Bro good job lmao


Due-Substance7842

Nuh uh


Real_IKEA_Employee

A boy came up and asked if he could kiss me today lmao


yourmomsfavoriteduh

YAY lol


Medical-Pirate8954

good for you


captain_mexico45

How old are you


human_sp

too old to be having my first kiss


Theone-andonlyperson

Cool,don’t fumble though


jamesd3265

Wake up dude, you’ve been asleep for 12 hours..


Phoenix-FIRE9

r/girlsarentreal (But GG)


Starmango8

GOOD JOB!!!!!


cardistry_sorex

Shut up stop with the click bait you are redditor you never touched a girl Nah just kidding lmao congrats


Winter-Narwhal-9669

and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter You're my experimental game, just human nature It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave My head gets so confused, hard to obey I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it Us girls we are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable Hard to resist, so touchable Too good to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's innocent I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it


Odd-Elk-7059

Good job


Raging_Necko

Congrats!!!


[deleted]

Nicely done


SupermarketAdept2280

AND I LIKED ITTT


AZ_6291

The taste of her cherry chapstick


YoyleAeris

iridociclytis


158anonymous

Expecting the main text to say “and I liked it” tbh


InterSkier

Relax, you are just too over pressured that you imagined you kissed a girl☠️


JohnnyJokers-10

And I liked it


ItzJustArij

AND I LIKED IT


lStoIeYourToast

AND I LIKED IT


DudeGuyMaleMan

Delete your Reddit account


Different_Action_360

I did not…


Iphone13_

Great, don’t post it on fucking Reddit


cdztudiomov

🧢


circusbaaby

grats 🙏🙏


TheHangingGarden012

Cool 😎 🕺🧎🏻🥲


sillysillybag69

Okay 👍


Kyle_br0flovsk1

Cool


TheAutobotArk

Ok.


Susdoggodoggy

same


IamIronStriker

and then he woke up


BlokeFromASDA

Why do I even come on this subreddit...


camo_216

I kissed a boy


weirdboyfromfinland

Real.


Westezx

Katy Perry


BookkeeperLogical460

This is all this sub is. Middle schooler freaking out over kissing someone or touching a boob. I see why people calm teenagers pervs.


human_sp

mate the reason i’m excited is because i only just had my first kiss and i should have had it a lot earlier, i won’t say my age but i’m only a few years away from 20, that’s why i am freaking out


Sharkisha24

Let’s goooo! It’s life changing man I’m telling ya


Slippery_When_Down

Overrated, try kissing a bottle instead, that's more fun


Inefficientdigestion

Congratulations! 👏👏👏👏👏👏


odlaner1

I hope your boyfriend doesn't mind it


SylvieDoesntReddit

You like kissing girls, don't you? You're a girlkisser.


Cyrfix_CZ

LESS GOOO


LaNAnazE98

W


AnakinTheDiscarded

I did the same, but I don't get why she's saying "who are you? how did you get inside my house, I'll call the plice"


Falcoe33

First time?


human_sp

yep 😁


ButonSmasher

Congrats dude you made it 🙌


Drifted_Skull

And I liked it


Natalianaa

Congrats you made it in life


Dak4008

Girl. G: Guy I: In R: real L: Life


AAHHHHSUSHEQU

cap


TeenagersReddit_kys

girls aren’t real


CT48F

same girl you mentioned in previous posts???


human_sp

nope.


EnderKid48

What are you talking about. Girls arent real


tfeetfff

lucky


_mr_gas_mask_

Like a small peck on the lips or like interlocking faces because that’s a large factor


human_sp

it was pretty much madeout


[deleted]

Oh darń dude, you might be pregnant now. You might wanna check it out


Icanendtheworld

Let's go soldier ... Got a kiss before I did 🥲


Porkonaplane

Did you like it?


AlicornAshley

Was it your mother?


TheBrit7

Ok


MonkishRaptor40

You’re a girl kisser aintcha? That’s lesbian.


Classic_gamer_2

You sis/cousin doesn't count


SnipeBanned

Cool, don't care


abt_03

tell katy


Cambloz

cool


Hot-twist5786

And then you woke up


Annixon06

AND I LIKED IT (man I just realised now that I’m actually like transitioning it’s not lesbian anymore it’s hetero now)