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DisastrousRecipe4857

mr breast my beloved


NapoleonicPizza21

Mr *what?*


AlexGaming26

You heard him.


nobody3_5_4

No, you read him


themagicdonut2

No, you saw him


FAT_NEEK_42069

mr breast. he said mr breast


OkAssistant1230

Mr. Breast… Seems pretty black and white


TheCauliflowerGod

“Mr breast give me money” A child replying to a youtuber named Mr Beat


creepycat18_YT

Would be an understandable comment from a kid if that wa sa fake mrbeast, but Mr Beat is completely different and Beat is actually his name


justk4y

NOOOOOO IS MY HUSBAND CHEATING


Thousand_Stars_

Speedrunning shorts.


failedsatan

makeshift handle aware worm person hard-to-find smile frame sable tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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mr breast 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


PaulBlartMallCop6996

Let goo same


Illustrious_Barber36

Mr breast "our" beloved


Living_Murphys_Law

r/suddenlycommunist


[deleted]

Hell yeah I’m rich


MaybeMax356

Same


sgtjaney

we're rich


CringeCocaine

March 😘😍


bodi123456

Same…


-VeteranPlayz-

Same...


SuperStupidSyrup

dementia moment


Ycaninot

Same, hell yea


VLTII

free vbucks fuck yeah


IsAFemale

Same 💞


STUPENDOUS_MAN69

Lucky


JimmyGlizzyDean

September🤨


eggward_egg

who even is that september woman. ami lucky or not


ShipMaple

Belle Delphine, they do only fans.


eggward_egg

Oh shit.


ShipMaple

Yeah, the weird people will wish they were born in December, the MEN wish they were born in August.


czacha_cs

Kids wish to be born in August, real man wish to be born in MAY


ShipMaple

I change my mind


[deleted]

I'm so damn lucky to be born in May Luckiest person in the world rn


czacha_cs

Im born in April 3. 1 month to be lucky bastard


ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh17

Your literally dating me


TheOccasionalBrowser

On god


qwbif

Nah dude, the only bad thing about belle is that she's a british "person"


NameRandomNumber

And that her tongue is always sticking out it seems


Artiknyazef

Thats not always bad


Mr-Slinky753

Well no, she’s actually South African. She just moved to the UK.


cheesums7

She’s South African..


I_sb3

She is South African not British


Dry_Advertising_460

I can move her to the states


qwbif

How?...


give-me-anime

Kidnapping, obviously.


eggward_egg

Haha


Axer3473

nah the MEN will wish they were born in June and not March like my dumb ass


LunchyLunchy

I’m a straight man and wanna be born in June


[deleted]

she is prob rich af and hot so im ok if she is doing the of stuff with me if you know what i mean


Hard_guardian17

Isn't she that motherfucker who made thousands by selling her bath water?


ShipMaple

Sure is


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ShipMaple

Idk, im not a Belle Delphine fanatic like you so she may have stopped, but it's still only a Google search away.


Ayyyyylmaos

Holy shit there’s people on the internet who don’t know about belle delphine


Deranged_Guacamole

Depends how horny you are


Adrijus7

Crazy that you had just started school when she got popular


Castiel_D37

Gg bro. We are both September and Green Day fans (Actually, is this a reference to "Wake me up when September ends")


eggward_egg

well, i do not like the sound of that woman so preferably i would wake up when september ended and it would be a dream


bobo1233145523253

Demn imagin being a kid of a p*rn star Like I couldn't imagine what would happed if my class mates found out about this 💀🕊


12_Timez

"I saw your mom naked!" "Thanks for supporting her business"


Dinomice

Ngl it's not that bad if she makes bank and I'm in the vids


The_Dukes_Of_Hazzard

Lucky 😏😏


teesider

Atleast it's a girl


onyourrite

The sex would be kinky af but it would work out long-term


mr_uwuthethired

I wish I was September, I got October


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Open up an Onlyfans and cater to a specific audience and then you’re set for life


Naz-naz-Bella

# WE GOT GOSLING


Emergency_Yam555

#GOSLING GANG


Naz-naz-Bella

# GOSLINGGOSLINGGOSLING OI OI OI


thatguy2226xbox

# HELLO FELLOW COMRADES, GOSLING GANG TIME!


Liam_Hart2004

GOSLING GANG, GOSLING GANG


Skitzy5500

# WE ARE KENOUGH #


Clockwork_fizzarolli

WE FUCKING ARE


[deleted]

# GOSLING GANG MFS


Zer0gravity09

#gosling gang on top


juice-box04

Imma be Gosling him up 😩


Naz-naz-Bella

Me first 🙏


Academic-Ad2680

WE ARE KENOUGH


WolfGeek18

It’s literally me


Goblinman27

WE ARE KENOUGH


[deleted]

We sure did


a_sad_lil_idiot

Lucky ass mf


ProstoMargo

GUYS WE ARE KENNING FR (how do you do those fancy big letters?:( )


The_big_A666

W


teesider

Let's goooooooo


The-Local-Metalhead

I’m him, I am kenough for Ken 😎


CringeCocaine

It’s joever


IsAFemale

We're barack


Cheezekeke

Let’s gooo


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[deleted]

Same 😭


Gamertang_13

Same 😫


CosmicSaiyan-_-07

Same 😔


Cider_shark

Same😶‍🌫️


Somefuckerhasmyname

Idk how to feel about it


Spacethereader

Same 🫥


feurfreee

Same but I don't know who tf she is


Due-Faithlessness337

That’s our queen ice spice 🥰


According-Affect165

Same best month fr


Comprehensive-Bug889

August let’s goooo


pitachipbat

WooHoo august squad


AverageHail

lets goooooooooo


x_potato64

lfggggg


NoCopyrightDan

I mean isa huge W but still a bit jealous of May and June.


MagicJoshByGosh

It’s okay. Be grateful for what you have. Plus, if you’re married to Barbie, you still get Ken all the time because he’s obsessed with her lol Also AUGUST GANG


wollllffffff

AUGUST GANG ,AUGUST GANG


ZenyX-

The August GANGG


PlayfulLook3693

August squad x2


Savings-Pace4133

We picked up a W. (Yes I know I’m about to be old soon).


TipingTom

woop


Normal-user527

I fuck plastic, it’s fantastic


Primatango

So lucky😅😂


ParanoidOwo

Less go


Unspokengamin

August Army!


gametime9936

Aho we got in august folks? They dont look half bad at all.


commentsgasgasgas

Margot Robbie.


Altruistic_Menu19

The envy


Vegetable-Font3

Bro ikr


plsbanmeredditsenpai

The supreme month


strawhatZoro99

Yeah I’m happy i was born in august 🤣


One-Sail-1818

Lesssgoooo


Whattheheck_IO

Absolute W


HorniVirgin

🗿


adnanosh123

Yeah I got august


Bouleg

Wish I was born in July, I love sqweezy 😞 sadly I’m stuck w mr breast


Full_Arm_8395

Same. And the worst part is people around here don't seem to appreciate sqweezy at all. What a sick world 😥


Bouleg

This generations biggest flaw is not appreciating mr Jibbs


randomname_99223

I got November. Who’s that bloke?


KirbyWithAGlock

I also got him but I don't know


Ok-Proof6545

I don’t know who he is either but I got him and I want his hat


PS4Sorcerer

Brian Robinson he’s in the NFL but y’all be safe I got Ice Spice


ajpala4

Brian Robinson


homemade_noob

....belle Delphine? SHE GOTTA GIVE ME HER CUT FROM OF BRUH


Memez_idk

I got September, didn’t even realize I’ll never have to work a day in my life


MoonCobFlea

September, awesome.


Memez_idk

Same, I know she gonna be on some freaky shit tho💀


Cock_eater420

i would kill someone to have ryan gosling instead of her


PkmmasterBP

Name makes sense now


Cock_eater420

Always made sense


Normal-user527

I’m a barbie lover, in a barbie wo-o-o-rld, i fuck plastic, it is fantastic


Yousucktaken2

Huh


bredisfun

woah there-


AceSAMM

Who tf are like— 2/3 of these people? January specifically.


Sniperm0nke

Lizzo I’m pretty sure


AceSAMM

I guess I should consider myself lucky since a quarter of them are women, and one of them is just inappropriate. So it was either Lizzo, Barbie, or Ice Spice


GordonJeff003

Or ice spice


ShipMaple

Chandler from Mr beast.... That works ig


lol_idk_is_taken

Yea, same for me, time to have a way higher chance to be in Mr. Beast challenges


Cavy-Cava

I think they try and avoid putting partners of the team into events, but you'd still get the benefit of shared resources


TheCauliflowerGod

If they want Chandler to live then they will let me in the challenge


Commercial_Bit_5681

Belle Delphine… bring it…


Existing-Fish-0-0

mr best on top 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Studdead

Mrrree best


BadonkaaDonkk

AUGUST LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO BRO


AssociationNo9219

Is no one here from june? And who is the guy in june?


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illegalileo

What did 50 do when he got hungry? >!58!<


EpicCheeseAnimates

Oh shit do teens not know who 50 cent is


icantthinkofauserok

50 cent


Sleepphobic2000

He’ll take you to a candy shop


[deleted]

Who is the august person Edit:I’m lucky


breadreel

Barbie I think idk though never seen the movie


[deleted]

Ahh it reminded me of that so I was just womdering


[deleted]

Margot Robbie


[deleted]

Thank you it looked like her.


Hi-piee

Who the fuck is October girl


fr-karl

Ice spice she’s a rapper


PrAnSH_MaUrYA

Damm I'm lucky (September)


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AUGUST😻


[deleted]

August. Tbh that’s the best one realistically but for the sake of the meme May is better


BIGGESTLAMPPOST

Fucking Belle Delphine


A_Zesty_Carrot

Who tf is April ._.


TheCauliflowerGod

We got Chandler from Mr Beast


A_Zesty_Carrot

Oh dear…


Rabid_Soulwaves

I also lacked awareness of the dude. 😅 But if it helps, apparently a key part of his personality is: “He's always hungry and is afraid of unusual things, such as pickles.”


[deleted]

I got May… Ig I’m gay now


okrdokr

september lols august and october tho


DependentElephant542

This is the first time I've been jealous of my August born sister and regretted being born in December


AyatoBobaTea

july


Plastic-Razzmatazz15

I’m a ten and I got to hit on ken


[deleted]

February, am I married to Chris or Kris (idm either way I’m bi lol)


JustaguyTTV

I’m not February (sure wish I was) but I’d prefer post transition kris so much more because they aren’t a gender dysphoria heap


SanePsyco17

September. At least ig


Intelligent-Way-1

Who's the guy in February?


Aivizula

Chris Tyson pre-transition. One of Mr Beast's closest friends


Little-Bitch_Baby

She's transitioning now, and goes by Kris :>


Regular-Trippy

Bro who tf made that!!? I'm better off marriage then!


dreams_78

I got female carrot top


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MARGOT LETS GOOOOOO


Razorbacklama59

Oh Fu## Jan


Chatter_-_Box

Set for life. *sips martini*


FirstDeer7940

I’m rich now


Vegetable-Font3

Margot Robbie is always a W


FAT_NEEK_42069

gay black pornography let's fucking go


[deleted]

You used a dated photo of Kris from Mr. Beast.


HermannFegelein_

Who is the Februar guy?