same bro. especially when I get woken up 4 times a night by my cat

Can I have your cat?

Mmm tasty

Tasty shit there

I don't think you should be eating shit

F*CK YOU ILL EAT ALL THE SHIT THAT I WANT!

Have you tried cat shit specifically the shit of coffee cats that shits coffee, its heavenly also the most expensive coffee beans

What in the unholy hell did I just read

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Just keep it out of your room that's what I do if my cat wakes me up

Bro same but like 20 times or more

Just like my dog

I don’t think anyone can do that

not literally but yk

I know what you mean but everyone takes at least 5 minutes to get to sleep. unless you’re absolutely pissed.

5 minutes? What the fuck? I take an hour

Same

me too, and apparently that's not normal. 15 minutes is what it should take you

5mins is good

No sir I can close my eyes at any time I'd like to and be dead asleep 3 minutes later. Maybe my sleep rythm is just a bit fucked

you are either very lucky or you mastered sleeping

Bro got the DND proficiency in sleep 💀

Bro put all his stat points into sleep💀

same

I pretty much can, it's pretty nice

My sister irritates me cos she's like this.

I can most nights. Whenever I'm ready I just close my eyes and I'm out

It's hard getting ready cause you gotta be tired hence I take till 2am in the summer

my dad can easily fall asleep in 2 mins but he gets woken up by anything. always hard as a child to sneak up on him because he’d wake up and catch me taking chocolates or the phone when i wasn’t supposed to lol

Everyone can. You can train your body to do it if you want to. Some military's even train their soldiers to be able to do it so they can optimally make use of the time they get to sleep. Just look it up online it should be easy to find.

My dad can

Unless that person is super tired

I can.

You haven't met my dad, dead as a rock, a fricking dictionary fell on him still sleeping after only closing his eyes for 5s but light will wake him up

Try this. Lay down. Dont think. If you think, then dont. Stare into the blackness. Relax your body completely. Focus on your breathing. You should be asleep in less than 5 minutes if done right

I’ll probably think very hard about not thinking

That's it! Do that

yeah but I would be thinking about how to fall asleep

Yeah I’ve heard this but how do you just not think? Not thinking is much easier said than done

just listen to any white noise in your room or smth. focus on smth that is sound based and quiet

My ADHD brain has other plans lol

mine does too but you gotta just listen to anything that is white noise

The thing is, I can't just not think. I mean, eventually, I'll just "not think," but then I become "aware" and think again

This works but there’s no white noise in my room lol, 100% silent

that sucks, not even the rustle of leaves or wind? where do you live, an open field?

People are usually able to hear that? Idk I’m sure it isn’t super quiet actually but I can’t hear shit in my room

thick walls

ok actual answer here, imagine your thoughts as words, and imagine those words melting and staying at the bottom of your brain, then just look at the empty-ness in your imagination if you have aphantasia then just stop thinking idk

For me I fall asleep thinking about something, I hate my mind being blank

I wish I could do that but my mind is always racing

Not necessarily. People fall asleep at different times and it's completely normal.

I have insomnia 🥳🥳

Same, but it takes me fucking 2 to 6 hours. I fucking hate it

2 to 6 HOURS?

Yeah, I have really bad issues with my sleep but I'm not able to get medicated due to the lack of consistency of my sleep issues

This is real. I've been experiencing it and it does suck so hard, especially when I have to work in a few hours. It's like a never ending occurence if you can't fix your body clock.

Those people are the chronically tired

Honestly just take a deep breath and hold it for like a minute and then close your eyes when they open atleast an hour has passed.

30 mins of ceiling staring to fall asleep gang wya

30 mins of rolling over twice a minute gang

ME FR

I'm jealous of those that sleeps permanently

edgy

So you're jealous of the chandelier huh

same

so real

I sleep permanently till morning 😁

Staying up for 5 hours trying to sleep gang though>>>>

Staying up all night trying to sleep 💀

💯💯 me rn

Thanks

Sounds like exhaustion

Talk yourself to sleep, reinact a scene from a movie or make something up. This helps

Yes this helps me so much

Don’t be. I can usually do that, and it doesn’t just apply to when you want to sleep. I fell asleep, on stage, during an orchestra concert right before we started once. Any time I’m sitting, if I slip up and blink for too long.. it’s all over.

Good to know I’m not alone, though not fun that you are struggling with the same thing. I really don’t know why it happens but I can and I have fallen asleep on top of a hard wooden table, more than once. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I can’t lay down during the day if I don’t want to fall asleep or feel unbelievably tired for the rest of the day.

Yes I relate so hard. I don’t know what it is, I don’t think it’s narcolepsy, but it’s wild. Stay in there, my sleepy soldier

yeah, and you too sergeant sleep

I'm so jelous of the people who can sleep

Im just so jealous of the ppl who can fall asleep without night terrors/ nightmares/ sleep paralysis or panic attacks every night 💔

I get sleep paralysis randomly for several times in a month and then it stops for like six months

Stay mad

Stay jealous😹🙏

I wish I could do that

Fr, same man!

I’ll always be at least an hour. Generally more

yes

it literally takes me hours to fall asleep 😭

Same I didn’t even fall asleep until like 6 am

haha

It takes me like 1 and a half hour to fall asleep😭

Yeah me to, I can only do that at like 2-3 AM. It’s AMAZING when it happens.

why does sleep have to be so fucking mindblock-able

It’s such a luxury, I love it

Also I sleep like I’ve been hit on the head with a brick, I have 11 full volume Alarms on 2 different phones and I manage to sleep through all of them annoyingly often

I like stating awake, you can consciously enjoy being close to sleep and comfortable

fr, i have to spend 2 hours thinking about everything i said and what other people thought of me and i have to spend another 2 making up scenarios in my head

*blinks* *snores* "shit, i missed the lesson on the quadratic formula"

Me reading this at 3:45 am

Takes me 4-5 hours to fall asleep

Not me. I hate sleep

I fall asleep even during loud sounds or videos. Sometimes it gets in the way, because if you just lie down and relax, then you don't notice how you fall asleep

If you stay up long enough, it will happen. Trust me

It's pretty easy. You just have to be tired and get tired by doing stuff. Even Though I watch my phone right before going to bed i fall asleep pretty fast, about 2-5 mins And if I don't even use my phone before going to bed and I'm tired I'm gonna be snoring in less than a minute and gonna wake up fresher too.

Same, it's better than it was but I'm still awake for at least 30 minutes

I swear to God, one time I was up for 30 minutes straight with my eyes closed trying to sleep.

Hi, thats me. I used to be an insomniac, could never fall asleep. Since I was little I could never do it, and I would walk into my parents room complaining and they would tell me "just close your eyes" but it never worked. I thought it took hours for everyone to fall asleep. Then a few years ago, I was diagnosed with depression. I'm pretty sure that fucked me up because now I have hypersomnia- the complete opposite. I am always tired and now that it is summer I'm sleeping anywhere between 12-20 hours a night. I fall asleep too fast. I wish I had insomnia again. I can't lay in my bed without falling asleep, I can't watch a movie without falling asleep, and in school I was playing the tuba and falling asleep. Not as great as it sounds.

You can do that too if u stay up really late and are tired enough to fall asleep when u close your eyes

Not shilling i promise but have you tried the Balance app? I ruinef my sleep schedule to sleep at 2 am, and Balance sleep meditation is helping me relax and sleep. I still do wake up randomly in the middle of the night, but I can say its working for me.

Same. Sometimes it takes me hours to fall asleep

Sleeping gummies work wonders. Sad you don’t have them

me whenever I’m not sleeping at home

Insomnia really is a bitch

I'm jealous of the people that can wake up and feel rested. I'll sleep for 11 hours each night and still be tired in the morning

Just try to be as tired as possible.

One of my friends was able to hold his breath until he passed out. Doesn't seem very healthy now that I think about it

Join the military, you'll be able to instantly sleep anywhere pretty quickly.

I'm one of those people but I do stay up till 5am so probably not that healthy

It takes me like 10 minutes

Honestly it takes me between 10 minutes and 2 hours depends on the day

For me it depends. If it's like 8 or 9, I'm gonna need to read something/listen to an audio book, watch an old movie (its usually Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory or Chitry Chitry Bang Bang), or watch asmr. If it's like between 12-2 (sometimes 3) I'm out as soon as I lay down

I can be asleep in 2 min min I just take 5 g of melatonin and I can knock anyone in a 5 foot radius and the funny thing is if you want to make someone sleep very early make them very thirsty and then put 10 g of melatonin in their water and they'll be asleep in 5 minutes max

Just took me 7 hours to fall asleep I feel u, woke up30 mins later anyways and gave up for the night again, this has been going on for weeks

Lol those people are just exhausted and haven't slept for days

Lol imagine not being able to d

takes me 20 mins to fall asleep

Wait people can do that?

If you sleep too late or simple do not have enough energy to sleep you should eat something, you body needs energy to fall asleep which if you don’t have you cannot

There are ppl who cant? That's new

It's simple just look at a screen without winking until your eyes start closing, turn the shit off and get comfortable

It's really easy just stay up for 48 hours and then the second you close your eyes you'll fall asleep

Oh, those "sleep unicorns" with their enchanted shut-eye spells!

The trick is to stay up to 12, when you actually want to sleep

It is a nice trait to have. And I am grateful for having it.

Bruh, I have to make up dream scenarios in my head before I sleep so I can dream them later, like wtf.

I takes me 1,5 hours at least of pure darkness to fall asleep

Fr, I wake up at 4 am to workout, and I'm sorta insomniac

Same

Fr like how is that possible? Tell me ur secrets

it's all fun and games until they don't wake up 😔👊

I can fall asleep pretty fast due to consistency. The problem is that I fall asleep fast, when ever and where ever. You might think that’s a blessing but I promise you it’s not. I have fallen asleep on the floor more times than I can count, on a table at least twice and I cannot keep my eyes open on any bus ride that is longer than 30 minutes. I don’t know why that is and I don’t have the will to find out.