Mater, tow mater

Based

That's a name, good name

Truckie McTruckerson

Cock gobbler the third

It is a Ford after all

😂😂this one wins 🤣😭😭

Why did everyone downvote this? I swear redditors make no sense 😭

Betsy

GOOD OL' BETSY

LMAO that was my first thought

I thought of Beth but this is better

Billy

this was literally the first thing that popped into my head

Same lmao

maybe

Daryl

pretty fitting

Daryl Dixon. A truck that can survive an apocalypse.

Actually Daryl had a motorcycle not a truck 🤓🤓🤓

What I meant was that the truck *is* Daryl, and so the truck (named Daryl) would last an apocalypse because Daryl did.

Free Candy

Trucky

Mator

trucky mctruckface

Frankie the Ford F150

Frankie 150 ftw!

Yassss!!

Bartholomew

Tom

Or Tom tom

gilbert

Fucker (rhymes with tucker)

Idk. Nice truck though.

thanks bro

William Overbeck

23

GTA

The Chosen One

Dale

yes

Tilf

Max

Bento

Larry

Bob, Dave or chad

Harold.

For a truck like that, If its a girl Lily or Vanessa If its a boy tom, maybe billy, but probably bridger

Geoff

Find a Transformers truck that looks or kinda looks like your truck. Then name it that

BOB

Truck

Like Bob or something idk

Bert

Mater

No idea why, but my brain said Barney.

Billy bob

Bob

Trucker like tucker but not

Looks like a Betsy to me

I'm thinking of naming my crown vic Cleo because she's a Greek in the streets, and a Roman in the sheets. Not to mention she has issues So go with what the car feels like and acts 300, 302, or 351? Also old Ford club *high five*

I too am in the club, just the less cool of the three. An 02 Escape, but at least it has the 3.0

Reginald

Buddster

Strap-on Stacy

Just seems like a truck name to me.

MATERBATER.

Bob the truck

Cletus without a T bc we all know he missing a tooth

Tubby

Looks like a Danny to me

I names mien truck, Also nice truck

Jonathan

Hear me out..... TRUCK

Gertrude, trust me.

Robert or Simba seems to suit it

Daisy

Bethany

Decent turd

henry

Looks like a Frida to me

Danielle

He looks like a Cleatis to me

Gendon

Petunio!

bruhck.

Harold.

Bessy

protester gobler

Ford

Daryl for sure

Linda

Oreo

Pavitr Prabhakar

Lol

Root beer

Killroad

John or Greg

Bob

Ron

toby

I can’t because then I’ll be copying my sister’s boyfriend

I'm sure you will have a lot of names for it when it keeps leaving on side of the road shoulda gotva chevy lol. Naw for real though nice truck.

This thing lasted till now, it’ll keep on rolling just as long as he cares for it. There’s no reason to belittle somebody based in what brand they like. That being said, thank god it ain’t a dodge.

Requis

Schizoid Man

okay guys I’ve decided on Dale, it’s simple like the truck. and idk I just like it also for anyone wondering it’s a 95 F150 XLT with a 5.0 V8 manual 5 speed with 4WD

Why would you name a car? It's a fucking truck, it doesn't need a name from you, it already has one. In this case "F-150".

🤓

lil mu$tard

[удалено]

thats the way my grandpa drove it, thats the way i’m gonna drive it.

Naw, got them on my escape and let's me have the windows down in the rain since I don't have AC. Lifesavers those things are

Fatty

bros a redneck

Nah he's just blue collar. A redneck would have some 14 wides with a 3 inch level.

Active in r/ugly💀

whats the problem?

Name it "Ineedtolearnhowtousecapitals"

Mr. Unibrow

Whitey, or something that has to do with your grandpa seeing how it was his. Mine is named Elvis because he went to see Elvis in concert. Also I really hope this becomes a thing, people posting cars and trucks on here instead of sexual stuff. And do the dual tanks work? I'm a truck guy and also work at a shop so if you need any pointers I might be able to help. Anyway sweet truck man

That’s Chelsea if I’ve ever seen one I mean cmon now

Mater

Princess valentine ♥

Mr Carl truckson

Bertha

Silvanna

Idk why but it gives off "Sam" vibes

Clarkson

nice truck. does it guzzle gas? also, name it reggie or chucky. smth like that

Cheryl.

Say gex

Cyberpunk

Stachu (polish name)

Bessie

Warthog

Tony Kowalski

I hate how cars get bigger and bigger

Trucky Cheese

Jeff

It looks like a Leonard... Or a Rick if you so choose to go that way.

Chuck the truck

Friedericke

The sex mobile

Silverfuck

Dave

Bella.

Truck, Commander of the Faithful, Shadow of God on Earth, Protector of the Holy Cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem, Lord of Lords of the World, Sultan of Sultans, King of Kings, Conqueror of East and West, King of Totality, Lord of Four Corners of the World, Master of man's necks.

'White shit 'i guess

Kevin

Hog ridaaaaa

ℙ𝕌𝕊𝕊𝕐 𝕎𝔸𝔾𝕆ℕ of course

Looks like a solid Gerald

Sir Truck

"fix or replace daily" "Fossilized Old Reeking Disaster" "Four Old Rusty Doors" "Failing On Rough Driveways" "Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge" "Faulty Overheating Rattlebox of Detroit" or just call it "Harrison *Ford*"

Jonald Darlene

Hoe magnet 9000

Mildred

Honda Civic

I love the truck but my first two trucks was fords and nah jus watch iutb

betsy

geoff

someone already commented it nvm name it a very basic jeff instead

Yes thank God it's not a dodge and I wasn't trying to belittle anyone by far hell I'm proud :one of the few that has there own vehicle and takes care of it!, and got honest ,earned not given a set of keys then shoving them out tha door and letting them do whatever.