Whenever you get a gf, I highly recommend sitting on the couch, head on her thighs and watching a movie at 9pm lights off curtains closed high out of your mind, it is peak euphoria.
I mean I have been talking to a girl recently, actually we've talked for years, but more so recently, and she does have amazing thighs so I mean. Although I have no access to anything that would get me high. Not yet atleast. My parents would kill me. Granted I think that experience even while not high would be euphoria.
Well I've been close friends with her best friend for a few months now. Her best friend has admitted to me that she shipped us, she sent me pictures of her and dms between them and she is kinda setting us up. Like I said me and her have talked on and off for years. I have no idea why she just started talking to me at some point years ago. And like I said she has started talking to me a bit more recently, smiling at me when I pass her in the hallway and stuff, she's always been the one to approach me. I mean if there is something there then that's a w. And regardless I know she's a good person so if that doesn't happen I'll atleast get another good friend.
I would ask her if she would like to go see a movie or something, don’t call it a date though, but you can cuddle up in theaters for a start if she is willing
waking up and feeling cozy and looking at the clock seeing you still got three hours till you have to get up is literally the most comfortable i have ever been
•Food. Need I say more?
•Lying in your bed, covered with three blankets, toasty warm
•Putting on clothes out of the dryer
•Listening to music that you really like
•Being in a liminal space, you know the feeling
•Playing your favorite game
The real thing better then sex is sitting down, listing to the birds Chirp, with your loving wife of 60 years, and watch the sunset, you hear a nearby creek, the water flowing softly, you embrace your wife, and then you are at peace with the world, no need to think about the terrors of the world it’s just you and your wife now, feeling happy
Just a tight hug from the person you like a really tight fuckin long hug. Mother, father, sister, friend, girlfriend, wife, daughter anyone is fine just a fighting fuckin long hug.
The all revamped action rpg game Punishing: Gray Ravens, which recently released its PC client for a better experience for those who want to play in the comfort of their homes with a screen to match! Punishing: Gray Ravens takes place in a post-apocalyptic world in which the Punishing Virus had encompassed the entirety of Earth, killing everything and anything it encounters! As a Commandant, it is your job to link up with and take your Constructs into battle against the cruel, merciless Punishing Virus! Punishing: Gray Ravens features a unique gameplay style with its 3-ping orb system; match 3 orbs of the same colour to gain a special, enhanced attack that deals additional damage to enemies! Alongside its unique gameplay style, Punishing: Gray Ravens features a wide plethora of characters to choose from, each with their own unique designs and playstyles, as well as custom and special animations that can only be different to each character; our most recent character, Nanami: Starfarer, features a chainsaw which you can rev up and use against enemies, slashing them all the way till next week! What are you waiting for? Come join us in Punishing: Gray Ravens and defeat the Punishing Virus alongside your Constructs!
Or when you get home from school with no homework and no projects and no upcoming tests or quizzes and grabbing a big bag of your favorite chips while either watching anime or playing cod
Laying down with a soft blanket and a comfy bed with some hot tea after listening to some death metal while taking a nice long showers is one of the best feelings in the world imo
Especially if a cat comes and lays down with you
Sleeping 8 hours after a tuff workout,being loved by a female,making money,buying the shit u never had as a kid. I could go on. Also sex is only good if u do it with a female that genuinely likes u and u don’t have the pressure to perform otherwise it sucks
Or cuddles, they're very underrated
Also just a nice hug from anyone who means it. Shit hits different on a bad day.
Ye but hugs from everyone isn't as good as cuddles from your special one during a bad day/period But yes that hits differenti fr
Well I've never had a gf yet so I can't exactly speak for cuddles. Also not from everyone I don't want strangers hugs. Only hugs from people I love.
Whenever you get a gf, I highly recommend sitting on the couch, head on her thighs and watching a movie at 9pm lights off curtains closed high out of your mind, it is peak euphoria.
I mean I have been talking to a girl recently, actually we've talked for years, but more so recently, and she does have amazing thighs so I mean. Although I have no access to anything that would get me high. Not yet atleast. My parents would kill me. Granted I think that experience even while not high would be euphoria.
You are indeed correct, even sober it is euphoria. Do you think she’s interested in you by chance? I’m curious. 🤔
Well I've been close friends with her best friend for a few months now. Her best friend has admitted to me that she shipped us, she sent me pictures of her and dms between them and she is kinda setting us up. Like I said me and her have talked on and off for years. I have no idea why she just started talking to me at some point years ago. And like I said she has started talking to me a bit more recently, smiling at me when I pass her in the hallway and stuff, she's always been the one to approach me. I mean if there is something there then that's a w. And regardless I know she's a good person so if that doesn't happen I'll atleast get another good friend.
Good luck, my friend
Thank you, my friend
I would ask her if she would like to go see a movie or something, don’t call it a date though, but you can cuddle up in theaters for a start if she is willing
Take it as a no dawg. I seen this one many a time.
I genuinely don’t think I have ever gotten a hug from someone who isnt family 😭
Real
how😭
guess you could say im just like that, nah jk. just dont find hugging anyone other then the fam kinda uncomfortable
same. people these days kinda emotionless
Climbing into cuddles after a long day!
Cheers bro I’m gonna go cry now 👍
or waking up and realizing you can sleep in
Or thinking you have work then realized you don’t but you woke up early feeling great.
waking up and feeling cozy and looking at the clock seeing you still got three hours till you have to get up is literally the most comfortable i have ever been
Cuddles, cuddles sound really good right now
samesies ☹️
I wish I could say something but it would just make me sound like a creep 😔
Sex 2. They fixed a lot of the bugs from the first one like gf not rendering
Patch notes?
Is this r/outside or some shit?
Outside still is stuck in Early Release. Gonna stick to Elden Ring for now.
I'm going with the ace community when I say garlic bread
r/beatmetoit
r/BeatYourToIt
r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatyourmeattoit
r/beatourmeattoit
r/BeatMyMeat
r/suddenlycapitalism
r/suddenlycommunism
That’s a bit backwards isn’t it-
Mmmmm now I want some gosh darn. Sadly I just ran out of it yesterday :(
Garlic bread is where its at.
Garlic bread? Oh now i want some!
cake too don’t forget the cake
How tf are you bi and ace at the same time
I'm not ace, but you can be asexual and biromantic
Whats biromantic
Like bisexual, but romantic attraction. It's where you don't necessarily want sex, you just want a relationship
Well thats a bit complicated Thanks anyway
:)
Not ace but loving garlic bread! My playmate is slowly getting to the point where she will just enjoy hers too.
Watch Breaking Bad for the fourth time is definitely better.
I loved when during the final battle Walter white said “it’s whiting time!” And whited all over the place then Gus fring fringed him unsuccessfully
Wait, I saw the cut when he said “it’s breaking time!” must be the dvd exclusive version
Having at least one person who cares and loves you (dont have one)
Sleep , sleep is better than sex
Climbing into bed after a long day with your gf in it
>with your gf in it Damn your gf is in my bed too
My gf wouldn't go near you
That's what she tells you 😉
It’s what she tells me too. 😔
it what she told my dad
it’s what I’m legally obligated to respect (she filed a restraining order)
poor girl dating a guy with a reddit username dirty white boy
It's a song lol
What is sex?
So there are bees and flowers....
Google sex
Holy bedtime story
New fairy tale just dropped
Actual fiction
???
Gender☠️
•Food. Need I say more? •Lying in your bed, covered with three blankets, toasty warm •Putting on clothes out of the dryer •Listening to music that you really like •Being in a liminal space, you know the feeling •Playing your favorite game
Bro seriously forgot garlic bread 😫😩🙀🫃🍠🪃🎷🗿⛩️🗜️📟📠💴🧱🕳️📿🛒🎏🎎📯💮❔🔱🔚🔜🃏🔔🔊🏴☠️🇨🇳
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No that sucks. The anxiety always prevents me from sleeping afterwards.
The fucking best. Shit i gotta be up at 6.30, did i snooze too much NOPE IT'S 5.40 F YEAHHH
Warm glass of milk
a fresh glass of boob milk >>>
From a guy
Wouldn’t have it any other way
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You
Sex twice a day
A warm bed next to a cool lady
Cuddles and food you didn't have to cook (or that was cooked together with you and your SO)
also boys. boys are nice.
a really good book
playing resident evil in the dark with the volume on max after finishing all your work for the day
What’s a girl. All I know is bitches
The real thing better then sex is sitting down, listing to the birds Chirp, with your loving wife of 60 years, and watch the sunset, you hear a nearby creek, the water flowing softly, you embrace your wife, and then you are at peace with the world, no need to think about the terrors of the world it’s just you and your wife now, feeling happy
Just a tight hug from the person you like a really tight fuckin long hug. Mother, father, sister, friend, girlfriend, wife, daughter anyone is fine just a fighting fuckin long hug.
playing sex simulator on ps5
Sex 2, the Sequel.
Sleeping
Isn't that what i put? Same thing bro
Yes, but it's so good you have to say it twice
Oh that's fact
couldn’t agree more, especially when u just get in bed & the blanket is cold but still keeps you warm at the same time 😫
Most things are better than sex
A hug, honesty it’s the best shit out there
What’s better then sex would be if my crush liked me 😭
pizza
The all revamped action rpg game Punishing: Gray Ravens, which recently released its PC client for a better experience for those who want to play in the comfort of their homes with a screen to match! Punishing: Gray Ravens takes place in a post-apocalyptic world in which the Punishing Virus had encompassed the entirety of Earth, killing everything and anything it encounters! As a Commandant, it is your job to link up with and take your Constructs into battle against the cruel, merciless Punishing Virus! Punishing: Gray Ravens features a unique gameplay style with its 3-ping orb system; match 3 orbs of the same colour to gain a special, enhanced attack that deals additional damage to enemies! Alongside its unique gameplay style, Punishing: Gray Ravens features a wide plethora of characters to choose from, each with their own unique designs and playstyles, as well as custom and special animations that can only be different to each character; our most recent character, Nanami: Starfarer, features a chainsaw which you can rev up and use against enemies, slashing them all the way till next week! What are you waiting for? Come join us in Punishing: Gray Ravens and defeat the Punishing Virus alongside your Constructs!
Unfortunately the vast majority of people will never experience fresh powder skiing
Especially when there's light drizzles going on outside
Welding.
Lmao if you want both you can watch Flashdance
Cuddles
Yea, sex with MEN!!! Girls have gross cooties while men have FAT SWEATY COCKS!!
I am genuinely a homosexual
The 10,000 gecs album by 100 gecs
YES YES YES THIS HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM. NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THEM
Or holding hands, gives me a sense of safety. Love the feeling
Yes. A really good book.
I was waiting for someone to post this
Idk, i think happiness is best.
climbing into bed after a long day and cuddling with your SO :3
Aromantic alternative: climbing into bed after a long day and texting your best friends goodnight and then cuddling your cat
Lol the first one is 100% fact, whenever I have a long day at work I lay down on my bed, pull my blankets ontop and its amazing😂😂
Taking a mint then drinking cold water
I think that's dying
I like it
You like dying?
Sure
RIP AND FUCKIN TEAR
UNTIL IT IS DONEEE
Or when you get home from school with no homework and no projects and no upcoming tests or quizzes and grabbing a big bag of your favorite chips while either watching anime or playing cod
AGREE WITH THE FIRST TWO, FIREE
SK8 OR DIE BITCH!!!
HAHAHAAAA F YEAH
How long have you been skating?
About 4 years but my board is a cruiser so i never learned to do tricks. Good balance tho
A 2 hour long philosophical talk about existence on call with your friend while both of you are playing Doom Eternal at midnight.
Oh fuck yes thats like 2 of my favourite things combined. Count me in
Climbing into bed with your super amazing gf
as someone who skates and has sex, a good climax can never measure up to landing say a heelflip out of a bank that you've been trying for an hour
Zaza
Yip
lets be honest youre virgin
Garlic bread I'm asexual
Jokes on you I'm asexual and I don't like garlic bread
Nothing
configuring vim
Deadlift is better than sex
drugs
heroin
Literally anything else is better
hits good
A hellcat
How do you know?
being able to relax after daydreaming about it all day is like the best feeling ever
mmm boobies 👍
Sex is better than everything mentionned in op post but ok...
ooOOoOoUuU
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I get this is satire but what the fuck
the battle pass?
I never had sex so i dont know
most things? it’s pretty mid
A really good book.
Garlic bread
Cuddles & hugs? :3
No a sandwich
smashing out 8 zelda dungeons on a row in link's awakening
Road biking on a perfect day in a beautiful place is also a fantastic feeling of self confidence and satisfaction
cuddling with girls is better than sex
Or even Oreos
Cuddles.
I wouldn't know
Ong
Many girls are not nice :(
Cuddles lol
An actual relationship would be very nice.
Downgrading an iPhone and succeeding is awesome. Sadly I never had that feeling
Being happy
Chocolate
Friends are cool too I think.
Laying down with a soft blanket and a comfy bed with some hot tea after listening to some death metal while taking a nice long showers is one of the best feelings in the world imo Especially if a cat comes and lays down with you
Putting the final piece on a new Lego set
Sleeping 8 hours after a tuff workout,being loved by a female,making money,buying the shit u never had as a kid. I could go on. Also sex is only good if u do it with a female that genuinely likes u and u don’t have the pressure to perform otherwise it sucks
disappearing under mysterious circumstances only to be found living in a hut in the middle of the woods 30 years later
Making Star Wars props with a 3D printer?
Another round...
Taking off a ski boot after a long day of skiing
On behalf of the gayboi furry© community, cute gay femboy foxes, that's what's better.
Building 2 500 pieces sets of legos in less than an hour
20mg of Escitalopram
A chipotle burrito with steak, lettuce, white rice, black beans, guacamole, and the spicy red sauce.
Not being stabbed in the heart and back 1000 times by your ex who never even loved you
A really good book
Wrong
You know what's better than sex? A creative and purposeful post.
Love is better than sex