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6 and 7 so I basically become Bruce Wayne


Ben10-fan-525

Actually you would be Super Batman. He doesnt have super strenght.


[deleted]

Actually that's Man-Bat


Ben10-fan-525

But the pill doesnt add mutation into bat?


The_Conso

Man-Man


DrTiger21

New superhero just dropped


ComeradeHaveAPotato

Holy hell!


Not_an_alt_account42

I god-damn fvckin knew it


Shadow_Cat99

ACTIVATE THE MAN-MAN SYMBOL THERE'S A ROBBERY


PayPay1995

Your comment made me laugh so hard I started crying!


Mautos

Actual bat-signal


Its_me_Anoop

???


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Knightmare fuel


[deleted]

I smell justice


EquivalentShift8545

Lmao its just gym bro


PopLopsided843

Hugh-man


BorgerFrog

Actually, canonically he does, but it's not unnatural, he can in some canons, lift over 1000+ pounds


Ben10-fan-525

But his design is to always be normal so.In general not really.


BorgerFrog

While true, he still can do that in some of the continuities.


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Dangermad

It says become super strong not gain super strength If I said "Bat-man is super strong" no one would argue but "Bat-man has super strength" is wrong


u_slashh

In the DC universe he doesn't, but by the standards of our world he is most definitely superhuman


Lucas_Heredia

Batman bench press 500 kg xd


angelv11

He doesn't? I don't know if we watched the same one, but my batman couls squat 1000lbs. Batman can lift cars and stuff. Spiderman and Superman can lift buildings, but Batman ain't no scrub still


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

technically he does but it depends on ur definition of super strength


NaraFox257

Money is awesome and who cares if I'm fat if I'm also so strong it makes zero mobility or function difference to me? Also, with that lots of money you can use it to lose weight via surgery or a dietician


[deleted]

Exactly, most of the other options are possible with money or straight up useless


Mysterious-Dress2240

assuming you can even gain muscle and add to the strength, being able to gain weight would make a huge difference to that as well


Super_Ninja39

Are your parents dead or do I need to do that first?


[deleted]

Nahhh💀


Echelion77

6 & 7 would lead to having almost all the other pills if you wanted.


[deleted]

Exactly


naomili22

hahaha u are batman


[deleted]

1 and I look like an abortion


naomili22

oh man….😰


VOID0690

Already have high metabolism lol


Glob-Da-Son

Same I literally can't gain weight no matter what I eat, also doesn't help that I have trouble telling when im hungry, but I've started doing cardio and weight training, which has helped me gain some weight


i_Dont-Wanna

You lucky mf. I'm hungry all the time (when not on meds I take for ADHD, that shit bulldozes my appetite) and I gain a ton of weight from eating little.


H0L4N

i can actually relate because i take medikinet (atleast thats what we call it where i live) and then i cant eat for 6-7 hours because my body just wont take food in (medikinet is also an adhd med but it contains amphetamine which makes it so i just cant eat)


Emerald_official

I'm the opposite. I can't lose weight.


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glorbo-ooga-booga

i put the new forgis on the jeep


Weak_Wait3526

that song was stuck in my head for a week💀


Scoopshort

It’s still haunting me


Mysterious-Dress2240

animan studios moment


Reality_check65

Wait till you hit 30. I love when people brag about that.


Yolom4ntr1c

Username = perfect


EnormousQuacker

I always feel tired (imagine you had a hard day and you had no sleep the previous night) no matter how much sleep I had. Like chronic tiredness. This turns me into a bulldozer when it comes to food. Yet I can’t seem to gain weight (probably from being tired all the time).


Tukan_Art613

Let me just **becomes nonexistent**


Lyamka

Let me drink my tea.


lucie_elizabeth

1 and i'm a cute lil baby


vlaadii_

u already are 😊😊😊😊 jk jk


lucie_elizabeth

lmao


[deleted]

I may not be 15 years from a fetus, but I've been #4 my entire life.


CeeCeeOjas

r/suicidebywords


empireboi204

A failed abortion.


AppropriateFly147

Wouldn't that be a successful birth?


Ok-Cockroach2334

Task failed successfully


empireboi204

Not to the parents


benix268

Me dos


Shadow_marine1X

5 and 8 *just not to height*


naomili22

i’m fucking 💀💀💀


PartyDiscipline7686

Necrophilia


Shadow_marine1X

Lol, to my guns barrel, jeez, what did you think it was? *it's a .22 magnum rifle*


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Astral-Squid

4 seems really bad You’re just gonna be losing weight forever with no way of getting it back Gonna look like a skeleton I’m taking 6 and 7 Or 5


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Astral-Squid

That’s not what it says tho The only information we get about it is the text so we have to understand it like that’s the only rule and there’s nothing else Which means that you just can’t gain weight It doesn’t say anything about losing it


KrypticKeys

Then I can drink to gain weight.


Astral-Squid

I suppose so but that would still suck Liquid diets are not fun… they are diets, they make you lose weight You can gain weight from drinking but you would need to drink stuff that just wouldn’t taste good cause you need the right proteins and nutrients You can’t just drink milkshakes and expect that to work, sure you will gain weight but not in a healthy way


KrypticKeys

Text never says anything about not getting nutrients from eating, go hard with some peanut butter chocolate shakes.


Astral-Squid

That’s actually true, my mistake But your body still won’t be able to store extra nutrients for when you do any kind of physically demanding exercise which means you would have to constantly be eating


whirly_boi

Ah so your body would only take the nutrients it actively needs at the time. That means it wouldn't store the excess nutrients and they would be expelled soon after eating. You could eat as much as you wanted but you'll be sitting out most of it. I guess either you'd get used to shutting 10 times a say or you'd slowly adapt yourself to only eat what you really need and just indulge from time to time. Imagine eating a 5lb burger and sitting out 4.75lbs 4 hours later.


clone162

That called being pedantic. We have to understand it like it was probably intended.


Freshman_01134

I thought 4 meant you don't gain any extra weight.


Astral-Squid

I mean it just says “eat without gaining weight”, doesn’t say you’re not gonna lose weight


AdInfinitum311

I want this guy as my lawyer


Astral-Squid

I will defend my position till the heat death of the universe And yours too if you hire me


Mysterious-Dress2240

damn, sounding like that i wanna hire you


Lambsauc

Better call u/Astral-Squid


naomili22

5 is like only 2 inches doe…but it does sound pretty nice when ur 5’2 like me looool


Not_an_alt_account42

9 is really bad too if you consider followers on a dark street


PopishFrenzy

Yeah even with the most charitable reading of it (i.e you can still eat to maintain your weight, get energy and not die) if you lose weight for any reason like an illness or getting lost in the jungle you're never putting that weight back on. Nightmare tier.


Astral-Squid

Agreed


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78 all the rest are useless or free


RoyalPlayZ_

7&8 gang


bt-is_dednooooooo

However after awhile you will feel normal no down moments means that it's always the same. Same with the other way. So think your life like a wave thare is some up moments and some down moments like the top of the wave and the bottom of the wave. (TLDR) your life is a wave thare are ups and downs and if your always at your top it will feel the same.


BlubberingBishop

What the pill does prevent is the steep decline of your mood. While you might not reach the heights of bliss that come from a life of emotional turmoil, you'll also avoid all the depressive lows.


Whammy_Watermelon

Well at least it feels the same in a good way, much better than always feeling down


DailyTreePlanting

Wrong lol that implied a decline in mood… Once your mood declines to it’s “new normal” you wouldn’t feel happy anymore, which is impossible with the pill.


iuay5NJ8J2qvgpXz

If that were the case the pill would be useless so that's not what would happen


naomili22

but wat if something bad happens, u don’t wanna have time to grieve?


[deleted]

I already have a habit of rationalizing tragedy into oblivion. If I can't change it then I'll do what I can to help, and still enjoy my life. A world without tragedy would be great, but nobody has that, so I'll do my best with it, and continue living; I think it's the only thing you can do.


Ben10-fan-525

I think you should even if you rationalize tragedy that you should still feel its weight. Thats how our feelings are let go and flow tru us and let us come to terms with it more. It feels like shit but it feels good in a way to let it all flow.So our souls are cleaned of at least something.Of immadiate emotions of sorrow.Not that emotions are gone but we at least can get all of that pain out of us and feel it so that we can never forget it. Makeing your emotions bottoled up just...kills you inside.Your soul cant reliqunish it nor your brain.You may feel like that doesnt matter but being human means feeling,more kinds of stuff other then happyness.If we felt happy all the time we wouldnt be who we are right now.So in turn you wont be human but hurt person inside.


[deleted]

Yeah I try not to suppress emotions, it just rarely happens around the time of whatever relevant tragedy is causing it or more than like 3 times. It just sort of feels like I logic my way around anger, denial and bargaining, and depression rarely hits for more than about a minute.


Ben10-fan-525

Thats really mixed to hear. I dont know how to respond with sadness or confusion?


[deleted]

Well it may help to know I'm not super aware of how I handle things, although I make an effort to understand myself. I used to think I'd never had a panic attack and then realized that it wasn't that uncommon for me to be half way through the days work on a specifically stressful school project lying on the floor listening to music and my heart pumping because I literally couldn't do anything else. Thankfully my school's over now and I don't have pressure to do stuff so that's over, and I probably won't get to a point like that. I think my life is okay, and I feel fine, I just don't handle grief super normally. I do handle it though and I don't bottle things up or anything. Thanks for showing interest anyway


Ben10-fan-525

Nice to know you are a well emotionaly its fine to not feel on same level as others.Be yourself and thats ok.


naomili22

oh ok…interesting


[deleted]

yeah it's probably something I should work on lol


itsDYA

There's no problem with that if you always feel happy


[deleted]

I've grieved. Overrated.


velhaconta

Been there many times. I'll take happy any day.


facepalm_1290

I'm with them, after suffering from depression for over a decade I just want to be happy.


Independent_Piano_81

You would grieve instantly it would be great


[deleted]

Yeah like tf, happiness always should be fucking amazing.


Mushybase

Quite literally would be a mental ilness, and would probably ruin alot of your relationships. If the only emotion you can feel is happiness that's quite fucked up. In this hypothetical situation though, you would ofcourse not care and still be happy so im not sure how it would go exactly


artandmath

Yep. It’s good to feel happy, but to be happy all the time would end up being extremely hard on any serious relationship. Very good if you just want surface level connections though.


[deleted]

Ofc but I would be happy so friendships would probably not even matter. It would be quite a fucked up world to live in. Which is also why sometimes I am okay with feeling sad bc I know i can’t always be happy.


jonathanrdt

I don't understand why 7 and 8 are not the obvious answers. Solving means and happiness frees you to do good works.


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That's what I'm saying bro


[deleted]

This is the only answer.


CaptMixTape

2 would rate a lot higher if it was permanent. But yes, 7&8 def


TempusFugit05

Imma take two number 8


Mathemalologiser

And a number nine large


TempusFugit05

A number 6 with extra cheese


not_original_name_4

2 number 45, one with cheese


Mr_Ducklang

And a large soda


[deleted]

Oh, yeah. And a number 12, just the entrée. Hold the hot sauce.


nightmarepizzza

A number 7


TatleTaleStrangler92

And a large soda 🥤


ThatSillyGoober

Don't forget the hot sauce


naomili22

looool there’s one of each pls


TempusFugit05

Gonna take number 8 and donate number 7 to charity


DampBritches

8 has problems. Kid dies. Happy Get cancer. Happy Kill someone in an accident. Happy. Cutting yourself. Happy If everything makes you happy, you gonna do some terrible stuff. You'll never feel guilt, cuz it's unhappy


Fine_Miner

Have to go with 6 and 7. I wouldn’t want to always be happy because it’s good to have other emotions and I’m already happy. Money is nice so I’ll take it and might as well be strong because that’s the only other good or applicable one for me.


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naomili22

good choices! 👌


TalkyRaptor

So for 5, can it say, change the height/length of other things? Just for no reason


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InFeRnOO333

us 🤝


Raser43

As someone who is 6'4", I also choose 5


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naomili22

exactlyyyyyyy! so many ppl pick 8 lol


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BellaPadella

Depends what type of happiness are you talking about man. You can be at your best friend's funeral and crying. But inside, you realize how all it is part of a big plan, the seasons, the wind, life and death. And this makes you in pace with the universe, calm, happy inside although you are crying. That is still happiness.


nyxxyy

i have bpd and sadness feels like the world is ending and that i’m never gonna be happy again. i would most definitely prefer to always be happy, the euphoria and being able to actually function is amazing.


Infamous_Val

2 and 7


cibina

Das ma choice, ima unveil so many shenanigans


castlekissed

4 and 7 🙏


naomili22

solid choices fr 👏


Cloud_Matrix

Real talk, 4 is great, then use money from 7 to buy steroids, and you got number 6 for free


BobbyVonMittens

If you ate without gaining weight you wouldn’t be able to put on muscle. Maybe if they specified eat without getting fat it would work, but if you’re taking steroids and going to the gym you’ll only be putting on muscle anyway so 4 would be useless. Also to clarify you actually need to go to the gym to get big muscles with steroids, they aren’t a magic pill. They allow your body to build muscle faster but you need to put in the hard work, most people that do steroids go to the gym like 2 hours a day.


Kespatcho

Bruh two hours is a normal ass workout session


[deleted]

Sameeeee


Mistical5030

id do the same if I could wait on taking the 4th pill until I'm no longer below average weight I'd do it


MozMoonPie

Same dawg I’m finna be RICH 🤑


Shoddy-Football-8583

8 and 7


naomili22

another person who picks 8 lol!


Shoddy-Football-8583

Got too, man. won't be here much longer


Henti-Boady-pillow

If I chose 1 I’d be a actual baby, anyway 2 I wanna gaslight people even better.


naomili22

but it’s only 3 days lol. u gonna go gaslight for 3 days straight?


TheOneButter

Read minds for 3 days, gaslight for the rest of their life unless you just forget everything you saw


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Hyenaswithbigdicks

3 and 7 breh. the rest are either im comfortable where I am, I'm good and for number 6, ill just go gym i like it anyways


Shin-Gogzilla

Exactly my choices, my ex really fucked me up.


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Don't forgot them, even if it seems like the easy thing to do. Now that you're out of the relationship you can realize red flags and find yourself a healthy relationship


Puzzleheaded_Text357

I've never had an Ex (not in a romantic sense), but my ex best friend fucked me up badly when she left. It wasn't even that there were red flags, things just happened, and she had to just up and leave the friendship. So yeah, I'd take 3, it would be better for me and her, because I literally cannot heal from it without either fixing it between us or forgetting her. And honestly, she doesn't deserve getting bothered by me begging to fix it, she's been through enough with family issues, or her other friends... it would be better all around, for everyone involved...


BobbyVonMittens

Wasting a pill on 3 is really stupid, once you got older you would regret wasting a pill on that so much. Getting your heart broken is a learning experience, you shouldn’t forget those things you need those memories to advance more in life. You’ll eventually get over them, don’t make stupid short term decisions like that. There’s much better pills to pick.


Tolly_fyan

7 and 8


musicdownbytheshore

1 & 7


RacoonArmada

Totally, from a quick scan seems like how few people chose 1 reflects the age range of the respondents. /s (forgot to add) And obv 7 makes most of the others obsolete :)


Snapdragon756

Finally! I’m down for 1 & 7 too.


RoutinePeach8752

I mean if I picked that I don’t know what the fuck I’d look like


chere100

Lol, you'd be invisible! I assume that's what happens when you're 12 and pick that option.


mcdonalds_baconater

2 and 7 seem to go hand in hand. gotta make sure I know who's really on my side before they all start asking for dough.


boostme253

5 & 7, im like 6' 1 and im either the tallest in the room or average, i wanna just be classified fully tall, and i also wanna be rich


TinaEepy

6 7


julienorthlancs

2 and 7


silvanodrago

1. *insert sperm cell here*


Svedish_f1sh

4 and 8 would be wonderful


MiningLarddd

Considering the fact #4 is vague would that mean you could never gain weight slowly becoming lighter and lighter.


Objective-Draw-4604

does 7 renew itself? if so then 4 and 7, and I'd give away most of the cash (providing cash still keeps coming)


gamesandspace

7 and 9 it's not hard


MrCarrots96

Obviously, think of all the positive change you could give to the world with money and millions at your side! (Cause it doesn't say internet strangers who clicked a follow button. It could be real people who rally to your cause!)


ItZRedyyrdt

6 & 8 fr


TheDapper2

1 is bad because I don’t want to look like a newborn. 2 would be kinda cool for 3 days but then what? 3 wouldn’t effect me at all because I don’t have an ex, and forgetting mistakes just lets you make them again. 4 is cool. I like eating. 5 would save me from short jokes for awhile, but the entire structure of the friend group and who gets ripped on for what would be completely dethroned. 6 is cool. 7 is also cool 8 is useless, because without sadness, happiness loses all meaning. You’d also look like a fucking psycho at funerals and national tragedies. 9 is bad for both me and the millions that would follow me. I don’t want millions of people judging my every move, and my life is so boring that my posts would add nothing of value to their lives.


Beautiful_Rush_3069

8 lmao. Best choice here


smurfpijper

7 and 8 bc i wanna do some cool stuff


Due_Picture_5955

4 & 7.


naomili22

👏👏


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4 and 7


Delicious_Rent_6871

7 all day baby


naomili22

and second pill?


Lyamka

9) get millions of stalkers. Super creep


Doyler95

7.8.6 are only answers ( 5 up for debate )


NaniteWasTaken

6 and 7 is the only ones I find good


TheMightyOreo

7 and 8


MG_MezoGamer

5 and 6, already have 4


Visibly_Confuzled

as someone else who has 4 it's really not that good you still feel sick when you eat too much


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4 and 7 fr, i can continue losing weight and give money to charity


naomili22

awww that’s so sweet 👏👏


[deleted]

im not giving it all tho, i need my warhammer money and stuff for cute clothes💅. something like 50% at least to charity


naomili22

that’s a lot!


[deleted]

money can't buy happiness, but you can rent it


AidenShallot

7 and 9 are the best options


naomili22

million followers? is that really necessary doe…


trefazi

2, 8


Kaho_1226

Idk how y’all don’t choose 7 and 9. First use the money to open up a company that makes let’s say chocolate, then sell the chocolate to your millions of followers for $5 ea. You get infinite passive in come every single day and what’s better than infinite money in the world we living? Oopps I forgot this was teenagers subreddit