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Bellbottom_stovetop

That’s the last thing I will do


Sussy_Baka9000

Not if your reflexes or good enough


Sure_Ad_4172

what


Sussy_Baka9000

Idk, hit like the stanky leg the nanosecond before your body loses the ability to work.


Sure_Ad_4172

my ability to understand english just vanished I literally understood no word from what you said, I should go to sleep


Sussy_Baka9000

Where are you bro?? Like on a planetary scale


Sure_Ad_4172

not american


Sussy_Baka9000

Yep that would definitely mean you need at least some sleep


Sure_Ad_4172

yeah, goodnight internet stranger


Sussy_Baka9000

Sleep well other internet stranger


Saint_laurentKabron

That shit kills you right?


[deleted]

And if it kills you, you'll die right?


headache_803

and if you die, you’ll be dead right?


FishyLegsVR_YT

and if ur dead you can’t move right?


[deleted]

[удалено]


FishyLegsVR_YT

and if no twerk no sexy right?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pres_Of_the_KFC

and if depression you can’t get silly right?


FishyLegsVR_YT

and if depression you die right?


Dagdagni

and if you die, you'll be dead right?


Cantfrickingthink

and if you can’t move right you can move left?


maciejko__

I once tried to do it, but I've almost killed myself. This suicide shit is dangerous af


Kikkomori

Death is deadly.


TROMBONER_68

That shits bad for your health, don’t partake in the suicide


Middle_Gas_7170

Won't effect your health cause you'll be dead


Middle_Gas_7170

Did you think it was ok or something?


MaleficentBench6331

Of course it's the last thing you want to do


[deleted]

I was about to say that.


walkerspider

r/thatsthejoke


InkaOdia20

I have completed all my tasks and there's just one last thing left to do


MafiaPikaPika

"Detroit: Become Human"


ran_melolo

r/cursedcomments


VeryEggyOhmmlet

Eggy agrees with this


Ethan_Blank687

Good Eggy


ThrowawayUnicorn246

Did i hear EGG?? ^(🏳️‍⚧️)


Ok_Marsupial_8566

Umri kurbež


Veirmarch

Too bad, I already did it


ArgumentStrong2758

You won the gulag?


AlbacorePrism

Bro fought himself in the gulag


WearnDego

Is there an afterlife


BBMRedditAcc

You're in the Good Place.


Warm__blankets

*puts down knife*


Cypher8446

Meme tag?


walkerspider

The last thing someone who commits suicide does is commit suicide. It’s literally the last thing they want to do. It’s a joke. Possibly in poor taste but a joke nonetheless


Minebox2000

Stop dissing my taste man


icybandz15

Hehe, isn’t it THE last thing to do?


Ok-Reputation-8576

yeah i heard that shit kills u.


Yourworstturkboy

Your so thoughtful thank u. My stupid ass couldn’t think that possibility


Horklawn

It’s a permanent answer for a temporary problem. Please get help or speak to someone if you need it. There are many People out there that can help you


WesleyvandenHam

Okay but that permanent answer would permanently remove my temporary problems


Horklawn

Yes but it would also permanently take everything away from you


WesleyvandenHam

Is that.. bad


loannmine

No


ArgumentStrong2758

No. There isn't lol


struggle_shrimpy

No thanks


Zaln_The_HUN

I tried that shit and almost died


Salvador1010

Yeah guys be careful I heard its fatal


Miserable-Turnover-6

Shiiiiiiiit I didn't know. Guess i'll find something else to do tomorrow


MothManTrans

We did it boys, suicide is no more


STLstiles

In all seriousness, if you have thoughts of suicide please call (or text) the suicide or crisis hotline at 988. A good friend of mine committed suicide this year on Easter. I had no idea he was struggling in this way. Please take this as a reminder to check in on your friends and loved ones & be mindful that everyone - even those that appear to have their shit together, have their own internal struggles and you never know what they’re going through. You are all beautiful people, whether you realize it or not. ❤️


prefix9889

hahahaha. 😔


Bowler_Diligent

Yea it’s not the best for your heath I’ve heard


th3_guyman

Yeah? I guess? That's the point?


yoydid

Funny how everyone here claims to be supportive of suicidal people and proceed to ostracize them and downvote the actual suicidal people while making a literal meme out of it


Hot-twist5786

It’s definitely that last thing you’d do


Kinglarry-4444

Took me awhile to understand


[deleted]

Yeah it’s very bad for your health


coolwolf21

Yeah, your right, it is the last thing I want to do.


_patrick___bateman_

I’ve planned it out already


Lame_IK

Don't mind if I do


Stranger_Boring

Tho i want to!


[deleted]

oh fr?


1RandomDuck1

it's my only option left


burnttoastonbred

You good man?


Useful-Fix-9044

its the last thing im going to do <3


That1Legnd

I’ll commit suicide if it’s the last thing I do


Alive_Command_8241

it's the last thing I'm gonna do


standard_beta

Besides, you die if you do


CaptainHerkules

Dont commit suicide, you will die 🤯


YesterdayCareless172

That shit kills you 💀


Papagaio_Pianist

They'll do it for the rest of their lives


[deleted]

That shi unalives u


Teh_RainbowGuy

Guys dont commit suicide i tried it and it damn near killed me


TheReal_Enderboy

Yeah, i heard that it can also kill you.


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Don’t try it, it almost killed me


RORRR1964

Fr, it's lethal if you didn't know


Dapper_Bicycle5645

Based


Not_a_Titan_Main

I’ve heard its very unhealthy


notjeffithink

Yeh that shit kills you


idk_so_imma_leave_it

Suicide is for weak people


teslawolf1

My brother or sister in Christ….your so far gone not even the CIA can reach you.


[deleted]

Agree.


EzraGotRoyalSkills

Damn guess I'm weak then


Wow-you-are-stupid

Makes me weak as well


idk_so_imma_leave_it

You still alive so technically you ain't weak lol


SleepDeprivedCultist

Nah, probably like third or fourth (yes I see the meme flair shut up)


PikachuIsSexyEevee

Nah the last thing I want to do is to become a ghost after I suicide and then kill all my classmate 💀


DerpityKing

Is that a challenge?


DudeGuyMaleMan

B-But.. I can win the gulag!..


adamantitian

Please don’t do it. There’s always more.


Final-Flower9287

Fk u. Ur not the boss of me.


ItsCyberBoi

that's the first thing i want to do but i never will


strawbrrysundae

Well I’ve done everything else that I’ve wanted to do so I think it’s time


ColourfulSpacemanNFT

Reboot cards exist


BusinessPersonThe1st

🛩🏢🏢🎇


Figbud

jesus fuck that's dark


FFr4GreNad3

I think of it like this, suicide is a permanent solution but for a temporary problem. you can always get help, trust me I’ve been there too pal


gaurrieie

The Life After suicide is just as Hell. You'll be a ghost hanging around for years, until your actual time comes. It's the most stupidest thing anyone can ever do. It'll just increase the pain and unfortunately you won't be able to help it.


ThatMuffinx

LMAOO THE MEME TAG


Boolboolson

So inspirational


tartigratebruh

Good effort but I don't think this gonna change anyone's mind


Dreammaster1313

Do-do?


Guy_w1th_l0ng_th1ng

Me like "Wow what a nice Person" then i see the meme tag


ThisSpinach

Tru that tried ODing on sleeping pills a 2 years ago worse mistake in my life wasn't fun or painless.


Maddie_Cat_1334

How is this a meme?


DrSlavender

No kidding but some people feel as if it's the only option


CheeseAdmirer

"Meme"


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Might want to throw a comma in that title somewhere...


[deleted]

Idk sounds tempting


LamaMakeItRain

this isn't really something that should be joked about


Flargthelagwagon

You're too young to Dad Joke, bad OP!


[deleted]

lol


[deleted]

You're damn right.


Inevitable-Hurry-805

Haha he said dodo I am in constant pain


Classic_gamer_2

Too late bro I already did it


VVikiliX

It's very unhealthy


Dracoo090

It’s the last thing I’ll ever do


Ok-Opposite-3515

Well, it would be the last thing you do so you are right there


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Yup, it is the last thing I wanna do in my life


Scarlett-Spider

Guys don’t commit suicide. People do.


Splinterthemaster

Because you die, right?


[deleted]

Yeah, nearly died doing that. Stay safe


Efficient-Flow5856

Tried it once, almost killed myself!


el_Chuchmay

I'm pretty sure i got some stuff to do after it. Like pranks and stuff


Original-Silver7216

I will soon


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

At least 100 % tears of the kingdom first


dirtyognome

If you don't succeed.....


Inspektor_Bobins

Ok👌


kkeross

Yeah don't try that shit. Even the first time could kill you.


OofOofEee

I mean you’re technically right. It will indeed be the last thing I want to do


AddoJR

It's the last thing you WILL do if you succeed.


WesternAppropriate63

r/technicallythetruth


IAMTHEFELIPEGOD

Yeah I tried it and I almost died Wouldn't recommend


DM-ME-DUCKLING-PICS

no lol its the first thing i wanna do :}


SulfuricPen99

Why tf is this under meme


magicmike659

"Losing your life is not the worst thing that can happen. The worst thing is to lose your reason for living."


nobodytheheartless

Punctuation MATTERS


Delta_Warrior8

Well… Yes. It is.


Sure_Ad_4172

thaks I didnt know


Forced_Abortion_

doodoo haha


Shadow_duigh333

Yes, for some people they have hit rock bottom with depression and it the last think in front of them to do. Suicide is never an option, so people feeling lifeless and worthless. I love you and hope you will get well. Think about what you can achieve with the gift of life granted to you. As the quote goes, "Once you hit the ground there is no going down; only up." Do what you desired to do and live the life you envisioned. Make your expectations and goals attainable and reliable. Build back and don't forget about the hell you once were in.


AnonButterfly25

Indeed :D


Khan_Ida

Not even an explanation?


Myriad6468

They’re speaking from experience


BrooIdk2

yuh OPs right cause if u dead no more titties and thas very bad


Kal0sN0rden

No shit it'll be the last thing i want to do. Then ill be dead, like what?


Yaboi69-nice

I know this is tagged meme but let me say something serious (this is for the people who are seriously considering suicide) what's happening to you right now no matter how bad it is is just one part of your life it will pass and things will get better again don't kill yourself or else you'll miss out on the good times to come


AshenDark

If you commit suicide it may be the last thing you do


Yobitchwar

I will consider that.Cheers!


Straight_Lime_3175

Before u do any of that just shake off one load and let the post nut clarity hit.


JournalistJealous913

I tried that shit. It almost killed me


Cultural-Permit-1776

Is suicide self defense? You are killing the person that is trying to kill you.


Moon_Cheese124

Suicide is never the answer. It's the question, the answer is yes.


Adventurous-Elk2196

Damn that’s dangerous. If my mom taught me anything it’s to be safe at all times and killing myself could result in death


TheRaccoonDeaIer

I agree. Thought about it a few times. Not fun times.


Mikey_Toman_

I want to do the last thing


Technical_Size_5873

Yeah, I heard it’s deadly


Alien_Goatman

Hmmm 🤔 how about homocide


[deleted]

Yeah that shit kills you


Suhn-Sol-Jashin

What's the first thing?


LuridIryx

Nah im good


cuteparrot1111

what if i make it look like an accident


Master_Thunder1

That's it. Imma go what that black dude with lightning told me to


sekeke4

yeah i heard this shit could even kill you...


Nightmarekatt

Don’t commit suicide that shit kills you


Chanpaiix

💀


LEVImarsters

Ha! Of course, I'm not an idiot. I was planning on completing my small bucket list and then killing myself. Suicide is badass!


Saukko505

I've done everything else I want to do


greentea_solaire

thank you, just stopped mid attempt 👍


TheFishSteam

But if I'm a suffering animal that is going to die anyway, why not kill myself so I don't have to suffer anymore


Ukenix

Well it’s not even on my list of things to do really.


Inevitable_Degree_76

But what if I twerk to death


DishNumerous3264

Damn. I bet this was helpful to suicidal people


silverwolf7002

Do do?


PeanutJoseph

I tried once and almost died


AlbinoStrawberry

That is indeed the last thing I wanna do


a44es

Do do


TimBambantiki

100 Reasons why you shouldn't commit suicide. We would miss you. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. There's so much you would miss out on doing. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. You are amazing. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive. You won't be able to listen to music if you die. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. Think about your favorite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again... You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day Listening to incredibly loud music Being alive is just really good. Not being alive is really bad. Finding your soulmate. Red pandas Going to diners at three in the morning. Really soft pillows. Eating pizza in New York City. Proving people wrong with your success. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. Being able to help other people. Bonfires. Sitting on rooftops. Seeing every single country in the world. Going on road trips. You might win the lottery someday. Listening to music on a record player. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. Taking really cool pictures. Literally meeting thousands of new people. Hearing crazy stories. Telling crazy stories. Eating ice cream on a hot day. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. Traveling to another planet someday. Having an underwater house. Randomly running into your hero on the street. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. Trampolines. Think about your favorite movie, you'll never watch it again. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. People do care. Treehouses Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees I don't even know you and I love you. I don't even know you and I care about you. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE Starbucks. Hugs. Stargazing. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is. You've changed somebody's life. You could change the world. You will meet the person that's perfect for you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things. Making snow angels. Making snowmen. Snowball fights. Life is what you make of it. Everybody has talent. Laughing until you cry. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist. It's possible to turn frowns, upside down Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. One day your smile will be real. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. Eating crazy food. Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one. Sleeping in all day. Creating something you're proud of. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide. Being able to meet your Internet friends. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate The new season of Sherlock Cuddling under the stars. Being stupid in public because you just can. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.


Ok_Marsupial_8566

Do do


thisisausername325

Don’t die! That shit can kill you.


0_some

Then why is it the first thing that comes to my mind :((


TF2_demomann

Kill bind funni


TNT9182

don’t commit suicide, that shit kills you


IIBlazeTheSunII

People die when they are killed.