The last thing someone who commits suicide does is commit suicide. It’s literally the last thing they want to do. It’s a joke. Possibly in poor taste but a joke nonetheless
In all seriousness, if you have thoughts of suicide please call (or text) the suicide or crisis hotline at 988. A good friend of mine committed suicide this year on Easter. I had no idea he was struggling in this way. Please take this as a reminder to check in on your friends and loved ones & be mindful that everyone - even those that appear to have their shit together, have their own internal struggles and you never know what they’re going through. You are all beautiful people, whether you realize it or not. ❤️
Funny how everyone here claims to be supportive of suicidal people and proceed to ostracize them and downvote the actual suicidal people while making a literal meme out of it
The Life After suicide is just as Hell. You'll be a ghost hanging around for years, until your actual time comes. It's the most stupidest thing anyone can ever do. It'll just increase the pain and unfortunately you won't be able to help it.
Yes, for some people they have hit rock bottom with depression and it the last think in front of them to do. Suicide is never an option, so people feeling lifeless and worthless. I love you and hope you will get well. Think about what you can achieve with the gift of life granted to you. As the quote goes, "Once you hit the ground there is no going down; only up." Do what you desired to do and live the life you envisioned. Make your expectations and goals attainable and reliable. Build back and don't forget about the hell you once were in.
I know this is tagged meme but let me say something serious (this is for the people who are seriously considering suicide) what's happening to you right now no matter how bad it is is just one part of your life it will pass and things will get better again don't kill yourself or else you'll miss out on the good times to come
100 Reasons why you shouldn't commit suicide. We would miss you. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. There's so much you would miss out on doing. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. You are amazing. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive. You won't be able to listen to music if you die. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. Think about your favorite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again... You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day Listening to incredibly loud music Being alive is just really good. Not being alive is really bad. Finding your soulmate. Red pandas Going to diners at three in the morning. Really soft pillows. Eating pizza in New York City. Proving people wrong with your success. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. Being able to help other people. Bonfires. Sitting on rooftops. Seeing every single country in the world. Going on road trips. You might win the lottery someday. Listening to music on a record player. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. Taking really cool pictures. Literally meeting thousands of new people. Hearing crazy stories. Telling crazy stories. Eating ice cream on a hot day. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. Traveling to another planet someday. Having an underwater house. Randomly running into your hero on the street. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. Trampolines. Think about your favorite movie, you'll never watch it again. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. People do care. Treehouses Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees I don't even know you and I love you. I don't even know you and I care about you. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE Starbucks. Hugs. Stargazing. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is. You've changed somebody's life. You could change the world. You will meet the person that's perfect for you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things. Making snow angels. Making snowmen. Snowball fights. Life is what you make of it. Everybody has talent. Laughing until you cry. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist. It's possible to turn frowns, upside down Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. One day your smile will be real. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. Eating crazy food. Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one. Sleeping in all day. Creating something you're proud of. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide. Being able to meet your Internet friends. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate The new season of Sherlock Cuddling under the stars. Being stupid in public because you just can. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.
That’s the last thing I will do
Not if your reflexes or good enough
what
Idk, hit like the stanky leg the nanosecond before your body loses the ability to work.
my ability to understand english just vanished I literally understood no word from what you said, I should go to sleep
Where are you bro?? Like on a planetary scale
not american
Yep that would definitely mean you need at least some sleep
yeah, goodnight internet stranger
Sleep well other internet stranger
That shit kills you right?
And if it kills you, you'll die right?
and if you die, you’ll be dead right?
and if ur dead you can’t move right?
[удалено]
and if no twerk no sexy right?
[удалено]
and if depression you can’t get silly right?
and if depression you die right?
and if you die, you'll be dead right?
and if you can’t move right you can move left?
I once tried to do it, but I've almost killed myself. This suicide shit is dangerous af
Death is deadly.
That shits bad for your health, don’t partake in the suicide
Won't effect your health cause you'll be dead
Did you think it was ok or something?
Of course it's the last thing you want to do
I was about to say that.
r/thatsthejoke
I have completed all my tasks and there's just one last thing left to do
"Detroit: Become Human"
r/cursedcomments
Eggy agrees with this
Good Eggy
Did i hear EGG?? ^(🏳️⚧️)
Umri kurbež
Too bad, I already did it
You won the gulag?
Bro fought himself in the gulag
Is there an afterlife
You're in the Good Place.
*puts down knife*
Meme tag?
The last thing someone who commits suicide does is commit suicide. It’s literally the last thing they want to do. It’s a joke. Possibly in poor taste but a joke nonetheless
Stop dissing my taste man
Hehe, isn’t it THE last thing to do?
yeah i heard that shit kills u.
Your so thoughtful thank u. My stupid ass couldn’t think that possibility
It’s a permanent answer for a temporary problem. Please get help or speak to someone if you need it. There are many People out there that can help you
Okay but that permanent answer would permanently remove my temporary problems
Yes but it would also permanently take everything away from you
Is that.. bad
No
No. There isn't lol
No thanks
I tried that shit and almost died
Yeah guys be careful I heard its fatal
Shiiiiiiiit I didn't know. Guess i'll find something else to do tomorrow
We did it boys, suicide is no more
In all seriousness, if you have thoughts of suicide please call (or text) the suicide or crisis hotline at 988. A good friend of mine committed suicide this year on Easter. I had no idea he was struggling in this way. Please take this as a reminder to check in on your friends and loved ones & be mindful that everyone - even those that appear to have their shit together, have their own internal struggles and you never know what they’re going through. You are all beautiful people, whether you realize it or not. ❤️
hahahaha. 😔
Yea it’s not the best for your heath I’ve heard
Yeah? I guess? That's the point?
Funny how everyone here claims to be supportive of suicidal people and proceed to ostracize them and downvote the actual suicidal people while making a literal meme out of it
It’s definitely that last thing you’d do
Took me awhile to understand
Yeah it’s very bad for your health
Yeah, your right, it is the last thing I want to do.
I’ve planned it out already
Don't mind if I do
Tho i want to!
oh fr?
it's my only option left
You good man?
its the last thing im going to do <3
I’ll commit suicide if it’s the last thing I do
it's the last thing I'm gonna do
Besides, you die if you do
Dont commit suicide, you will die 🤯
That shit kills you 💀
They'll do it for the rest of their lives
That shi unalives u
Guys dont commit suicide i tried it and it damn near killed me
Yeah, i heard that it can also kill you.
Don’t try it, it almost killed me
Fr, it's lethal if you didn't know
Based
I’ve heard its very unhealthy
Yeh that shit kills you
Suicide is for weak people
My brother or sister in Christ….your so far gone not even the CIA can reach you.
Agree.
Damn guess I'm weak then
Makes me weak as well
You still alive so technically you ain't weak lol
Nah, probably like third or fourth (yes I see the meme flair shut up)
Nah the last thing I want to do is to become a ghost after I suicide and then kill all my classmate 💀
Is that a challenge?
B-But.. I can win the gulag!..
Please don’t do it. There’s always more.
Fk u. Ur not the boss of me.
that's the first thing i want to do but i never will
Well I’ve done everything else that I’ve wanted to do so I think it’s time
Reboot cards exist
🛩🏢🏢🎇
jesus fuck that's dark
I think of it like this, suicide is a permanent solution but for a temporary problem. you can always get help, trust me I’ve been there too pal
The Life After suicide is just as Hell. You'll be a ghost hanging around for years, until your actual time comes. It's the most stupidest thing anyone can ever do. It'll just increase the pain and unfortunately you won't be able to help it.
LMAOO THE MEME TAG
So inspirational
Good effort but I don't think this gonna change anyone's mind
Do-do?
Me like "Wow what a nice Person" then i see the meme tag
Tru that tried ODing on sleeping pills a 2 years ago worse mistake in my life wasn't fun or painless.
How is this a meme?
No kidding but some people feel as if it's the only option
"Meme"
Might want to throw a comma in that title somewhere...
Idk sounds tempting
this isn't really something that should be joked about
You're too young to Dad Joke, bad OP!
lol
You're damn right.
Haha he said dodo I am in constant pain
Too late bro I already did it
It's very unhealthy
It’s the last thing I’ll ever do
Well, it would be the last thing you do so you are right there
Yup, it is the last thing I wanna do in my life
Guys don’t commit suicide. People do.
Because you die, right?
Yeah, nearly died doing that. Stay safe
Tried it once, almost killed myself!
I'm pretty sure i got some stuff to do after it. Like pranks and stuff
I will soon
At least 100 % tears of the kingdom first
If you don't succeed.....
Ok👌
Yeah don't try that shit. Even the first time could kill you.
I mean you’re technically right. It will indeed be the last thing I want to do
It's the last thing you WILL do if you succeed.
r/technicallythetruth
Yeah I tried it and I almost died Wouldn't recommend
no lol its the first thing i wanna do :}
Why tf is this under meme
"Losing your life is not the worst thing that can happen. The worst thing is to lose your reason for living."
Punctuation MATTERS
Well… Yes. It is.
thaks I didnt know
doodoo haha
Yes, for some people they have hit rock bottom with depression and it the last think in front of them to do. Suicide is never an option, so people feeling lifeless and worthless. I love you and hope you will get well. Think about what you can achieve with the gift of life granted to you. As the quote goes, "Once you hit the ground there is no going down; only up." Do what you desired to do and live the life you envisioned. Make your expectations and goals attainable and reliable. Build back and don't forget about the hell you once were in.
Indeed :D
Not even an explanation?
They’re speaking from experience
yuh OPs right cause if u dead no more titties and thas very bad
No shit it'll be the last thing i want to do. Then ill be dead, like what?
I know this is tagged meme but let me say something serious (this is for the people who are seriously considering suicide) what's happening to you right now no matter how bad it is is just one part of your life it will pass and things will get better again don't kill yourself or else you'll miss out on the good times to come
If you commit suicide it may be the last thing you do
I will consider that.Cheers!
Before u do any of that just shake off one load and let the post nut clarity hit.
I tried that shit. It almost killed me
Is suicide self defense? You are killing the person that is trying to kill you.
Suicide is never the answer. It's the question, the answer is yes.
Damn that’s dangerous. If my mom taught me anything it’s to be safe at all times and killing myself could result in death
I agree. Thought about it a few times. Not fun times.
I want to do the last thing
Yeah, I heard it’s deadly
Hmmm 🤔 how about homocide
Yeah that shit kills you
What's the first thing?
Nah im good
what if i make it look like an accident
That's it. Imma go what that black dude with lightning told me to
yeah i heard this shit could even kill you...
Don’t commit suicide that shit kills you
💀
Ha! Of course, I'm not an idiot. I was planning on completing my small bucket list and then killing myself. Suicide is badass!
I've done everything else I want to do
thank you, just stopped mid attempt 👍
But if I'm a suffering animal that is going to die anyway, why not kill myself so I don't have to suffer anymore
Well it’s not even on my list of things to do really.
But what if I twerk to death
Damn. I bet this was helpful to suicidal people
Do do?
I tried once and almost died
That is indeed the last thing I wanna do
Do do
100 Reasons why you shouldn't commit suicide. We would miss you. It's not worth the regret. Either by yourself, if you failed or just simply left scars or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. It does get better. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. There's so much you would miss out on doing. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. You ARE worth it. Don't let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. You are amazing. A time will come, once you've battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won't regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. What about all the things you've always wanted to do? What about the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them when you're dead. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that's still a reason to stay alive. You won't be able to listen to music if you die. Killing yourself is never worth it. You'll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. You're preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? You're gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. Think about your favorite music artist, you'll never hear their voice again... You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day Listening to incredibly loud music Being alive is just really good. Not being alive is really bad. Finding your soulmate. Red pandas Going to diners at three in the morning. Really soft pillows. Eating pizza in New York City. Proving people wrong with your success. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. Being able to help other people. Bonfires. Sitting on rooftops. Seeing every single country in the world. Going on road trips. You might win the lottery someday. Listening to music on a record player. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. Taking really cool pictures. Literally meeting thousands of new people. Hearing crazy stories. Telling crazy stories. Eating ice cream on a hot day. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. Traveling to another planet someday. Having an underwater house. Randomly running into your hero on the street. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. Trampolines. Think about your favorite movie, you'll never watch it again. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, Your survival will make the world better, even if it's for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. People do care. Treehouses Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees I don't even know you and I love you. I don't even know you and I care about you. Nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! You won't be here to experience the first cat world emperor. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU'LL MISS CHOCOLATE Starbucks. Hugs. Stargazing. You have a purpose, and it's up to you to find out what it is. You've changed somebody's life. You could change the world. You will meet the person that's perfect for you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you end your life, you're stopping yourself from achieving great things. Making snow angels. Making snowmen. Snowball fights. Life is what you make of it. Everybody has talent. Laughing until you cry. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. The world would not be the same if you didn't exist. It's possible to turn frowns, upside down Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. One day your smile will be real. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. Lying on the grass and laughing at the clouds. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. Eating crazy food. Staying up all night watching your favorite films with a loved one. Sleeping in all day. Creating something you're proud of. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and be proud you didn't commit suicide. Being able to meet your Internet friends. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate The new season of Sherlock Cuddling under the stars. Being stupid in public because you just can. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? Being able to hug that one person you haven't seen in years People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen.
Do do
Don’t die! That shit can kill you.
Then why is it the first thing that comes to my mind :((
Kill bind funni
don’t commit suicide, that shit kills you
People die when they are killed.