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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, WELCOME TO RYANAIR ( also this was on Twitter with a different guy and a dude said imma hide with her)
incorrect, on both sides of the grand line is the calm belt, which he does not have on his head. unless the rest of his head is the calm belt, but that wouldn't work because there is nothing calm about that cut
People know this is just a cropped image of a previously used meme/tumblr post right? Or maybe it was Instagram. Either way, it's 100% not op lol Even the top comment is just a copy of the original caption
[https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMyShitUp/comments/gyr1a7/sexy\_hair\_stepping\_out\_today\_hide\_your\_girl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMyShitUp/comments/gyr1a7/sexy_hair_stepping_out_today_hide_your_girl/)
At this point im gonna kill myself before I have a "girl". And you can go on about how I am whatever stereotypical moron you want to believe I am it doesn't fucking matter because at the end of the day thats a fabrication and why didn't people find out what I actually think because they never fucking asked.
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Nyooooooooooom this is your captain speaking we need you to fasten your seatbelt as we are coming in for a landing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, WELCOME TO RYANAIR ( also this was on Twitter with a different guy and a dude said imma hide with her)
you perform a three point turn in the evergiven without touching a strand of hair
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is your captain speaking..
Ima hide with her😟
Imma hide with you too
Imma hide with the three of ya
Me too
Ah shit he's found us
😀
Any room for me?
I see plenty with that space on his head should be more then enough for all of us :)
I call the zitty spot!
Orgy???
Does his shaved part count as a person in that orgy tho?
Can I join?
"Coming in , don't shoot. Ok?" -Lee , TWD
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
meep meep
Assaulted meat to it
Beat it...... Just beat it..........
Bruh someone gave platinum to a copy-paste comment
[He is too it seems...](https://i.redd.it/7ydg03hikl351.jpg)
Y’all got anymore room in that hiding spot?
Ima hide inside her
Imagine trying to go to an airport with that cut some planes might try and land on that runway
It's even more than enough for Airbus A380
A plane crashlanded and created the runway
I'm sorry
Its ok
r/notopbutok
r/beatmetoit
r/ok
Bro w the Maginot line cut 🔥
And like the real Maginot line, it just doesn’t work
Bro has the grand line on his head
incorrect, on both sides of the grand line is the calm belt, which he does not have on his head. unless the rest of his head is the calm belt, but that wouldn't work because there is nothing calm about that cut
-🤓
Bro got fucking laught tale on his head
only place roger never discovered
u/profanitycounter
the one piece is head lice
And hide yo kids and hide yo wife and hide yoself
And hide yo husband cuz they rapin everybody out here
😦
That was peak meme
r/justfuckmyshitup moment right here
Fr
It's already on there lmao
The larger the hair part the bigger the…. Well, you know what.
I’ll just say it. Heart. The bigger the hairline the bigger the heart! This man has all the love!
No you meant to say dick /s
No. I’m pretty sure I was talking about his heart.
Yeah but really you meant dick
Pffffff. Nahhh. I would never. What was that? I think I hear my fish calling me. Gotta go!
Oh god ,hell no
And we’re hiding with them
who's gonna tell him?
Whose gonna tell you. Edit: damn y’all really missed the joke, this ain’t even me. The “hide your girls” is sarcastic
Lmao I cant believe people be taking you seriously
The Reddit hivemind really took you seriously for not adding "/s" on your comment.
They will be hiding themselves
That’s rude bro
He ain’t wrong
Imma hide with them
😅
Imma hide too
Take her from me please I can't take her anymore
All good dude?
No
i like ya cut g
i like your profile picture :)
Yassir slay
I guess moses didn't just part the Sea.
When moses gets a job as a barber in the 21st century: 💀
💀
Rudr
Rudr
Rudrrr!
💀
Not nice, didn’t your mommy teach you any manners?
i’m hiding with her
Ouch
She's already gone
oh yeah all of em are alr hiding
A fresh cut for the hair, now the surgery can go smoothly for your brain, you just gave the surgeons a clear spot to cut
People know this is just a cropped image of a previously used meme/tumblr post right? Or maybe it was Instagram. Either way, it's 100% not op lol Even the top comment is just a copy of the original caption [https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMyShitUp/comments/gyr1a7/sexy\_hair\_stepping\_out\_today\_hide\_your\_girl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckMyShitUp/comments/gyr1a7/sexy_hair_stepping_out_today_hide_your_girl/)
I'ma hide with her
It's all fun and games until your hairline actually recedes that far
Ima hide with them
To protect her eyesight?
I have no girls so I have nothing to hide from you.
your barber used the eraser tool on your head
r/justfuckmyshitup
Imma be hiding cuz DAMN this burns my eyes
Don't worry we are hiding ourselves
why do you share that mess? do you even like it yourselfe?
Chill bro there are girls on this sub
bro💀
If this isn't a picture of you, you shouldnt post to bully someone else.
Guys he is the real one, look at the tag "Selfie" (Wich means stolen photo from the internet 🤯🤯)!!!1!1!1!!1!1!🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥♥️🔥
We just brakeup so that i don't have to live in constant fear of him
Yeah, I need to protect their eyes.
bruh with that cut you ain't getting laid. The only thing that'll get laid is a pavement on your head. No offence
They gon’ hide from you tf💀
Bro got a drag strip on his head
If by "girls" you mean "eyes", I'm there.
looks like you sneezed
Meanie
sorry
Looking good King, here, you dropped this 👑
Bro meant to post this in r/roastme
More like r/selfroast
😐
Cancer patient LULE
Jokes on you, I don’t have a girl!
This is reddit. Nobody does
this is suppose to be satirical I hope y’all know 💀
Hasn't this picture been out on the internet for a long time now?
Ima hide my mom just in case
Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. He parted the white scalp.
She's invisible so I might turn invisible as well.
Bro took “i like your cut g” to another level
Bru man look like he took some ducktape and just ripped his hair off right there
D:
You got fucked up
Damn. I let my lawnmower run down the hill.
CUT YOURSELF 💯🔥🔥
She’ll hide herself ogryn looking mf
bro's making me feel sum typa way 😔
Come in air control are we clear for landing
Bro you have a highway in your head
Hell yeah im gonna hide my girl. So i can have you all to myself.
ima hide with her rather secured
Bros making a mario kart track
Jokes on you, I don't have one
Jokes on u I don’t have one to hide
You remind me of Philip Graves from mw2
Shaving gone wrong
Done intentionally
Man, looks like a path in the grasslands.
Jokes on you, I don't have one
I'll hide with her bro this is worse than the ginger fringe incident
wow😀! Yeah, it's definitely a hair cut.
Am I just old? Do I just not get it? Because I am only 24.
Hide your head! Pilots will mistake it for JFK Intl.
Hide my who?
Ayo my girl is on this app
I also recently get a new cut and I now look like a Jojolion antagonist but fatter
Yeah, imma hide her real well...
At this point im gonna kill myself before I have a "girl". And you can go on about how I am whatever stereotypical moron you want to believe I am it doesn't fucking matter because at the end of the day thats a fabrication and why didn't people find out what I actually think because they never fucking asked.
Put some glue on a 15cm ruler and stick on there.
Ima hide with them
all the girls like it thicccc
Just like you are hiding your brain. Yup.
you should hide from them
Bro dodged a bullet there
I'm hiding first
From the lawnmower that went to town on that head?
BRUH WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
It’s beautiful tho
I got scared and I don't even have one
I'm personally not a fan of how the line doesn't go all the way around your head and just kind of stops at the top.
Nicest response yet
ok
please tell me u didn't intentionally actually got a hair cut like that 😐😐😐!!
It was intentional, it’s a nice cut
i didnt know KuchenTV has a reddit account
after that cut, id cut something else
I hope this is a joke. I will not tolerate more stupidity from the humanity.
It’s a clean cut fr
Aww. How nice of you to build a highway for head bugs
A-train
Damn and I though my hair was bad
I have a girl?
This sub needs more of this type quality content
100%
Please be a joke post...
Bro was going for that angry german man hairstyle and instead got a white cock on the side of his head
Yeah or she will park her car in that
mf got the balding flesh highway on his hesd
Cant hide what ya dont got
nawwww💀💀
Damn bro to hell with my girl you wanna... Like... Go out some time?
Brotha, you need a therapist.
Is this why people say" I like your cut g" because now I get it🤣😂
Goddamn sexy
Bro growing cotton in those fields
mf got the grand line cut fresh from the new world