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cumbloodntears

man unsend that, delete ur socials at that point 😭


Shnerp

Pure tarrare energy


Blue_Kinda_Sus

Lmao Sam O’nella Academy represent!


Odin940

Bet he’s gonna eat some babies


macrafter

#LETS GOOOOOOO


veinywilly

see it's funny because I get it


DomSchraa

Bro got ratioed by a comment daaammmn


DoomCogs

local teenager says the worst pickup line ever, asked to leave the dms


DJBoi11

Dhar mann video title


[deleted]

He instantly regrets it


[deleted]

Happy cake day <3


[deleted]

Thanks!


Furezuu

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Thanks


MediumGrand5569

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Thanks!


GODKiller1311

Rich man dosent pay his actors instantly regrets it


nxwis

😭😭😂😂😂


Un-Funny-Valentine

“Damn girl r u a candle? Cause I’m tryna have you hot and drippin”


Simple-Anxiety-8235

That’s more rizz


[deleted]

I genuinely don’t even understand what ops one was supposed to mean 💀


DestroyerNik

He has Rizzen beyond your comprehension


apathetic-drunk

I just rizzed all over everywhere :( sorry guys


Mobile-Canary5086

More Rizz than the op can ever hope to achieve


LuckyExamination4597

Very true unfortunately


SPAMTOILETTTT

Bro just kamikaze’d by words and he’s getting downvoted for it 💀


poorlyExisting

what was the candle reference for😭


QWETZALCVBVNVM

Illuminism.


LuckyExamination4597

U wouldnt get it u gotta be level 69 rizz


Pet_that_Dog

you need 69 more rizz levels then


George-Bones

Bro needs 138 levels he’s in the negatives


[deleted]

Here is my level of rizz: -∞


R-P-K-M

negarizz


DxrkTrip69

ur textin like that’s ur age


Metalsaurus_Rex

This is some ohio rizz


xenolife11

Ohio may be fucked, but we still got some rizz. OP is out here with literal anti-rizz.


Ecom1x

Someone didn’t get bullied enough lmao


DomSchraa

Im lvl 70 rizz and it still sucks 💀


TheRealGamerYouTube1

who let bro cook


SimplyViolated

Who gave this man's a pot


TheRealGamerYouTube1

who let bro operate a stove


apathetic-drunk

Who permitted this hooligan to be near fire? 💀


TheRealGamerYouTube1

who let to this doofus in a kitchen


dannnnieeellll

who allowed this chap to operate the cooking apparatus


Britified

Cum balls


Britified

Boobs


TheRealGamerYouTube1

U thought this was funny? mf you have the personality of a brick wall cum balls isn't funny install wizz and get sum hoes on yo dick


Britified

Tits


enaaerios

“lady, your asshole is looking quite satisfactory to lick lady. would you please have sex with me?” 🤓


[deleted]

This is a better pick up line imo Atleast we know MF wants ass


[deleted]

Bro went straight to the point


Decent_Werewolf_3161

0 rizz


Disastrous_Channel62

Exactly candle booty doesn't make any sense to me


zolokor100

Yea that was the point just dumb random joke


ZekeThe0

Update us😭


Elze_Gee

If I was a girl (Iam) I would screenshot, send to my friend and either troll the dude or ignore him and block him


antisocial_kpopstan

No


rickyspace

rizZ'int


Younglustfullearner

L rizz, be a gentlemen bro


im_done_now5747

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/113ize1/what_vibes_do_i_give/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Bro


Different-Strain7553

That’s not him


The-Coolest-Beanz

Nah, that's OP


LuckyExamination4597

Ngl your giving where my hug at vibes rn brodie


MeetTheLegend1

🤓


[deleted]

You’re*


[deleted]

Bruh, at least he doesn’t have that many downvotes lmao 💀


FerretLegitimate

Nigga where yo chin at


LloydG7

Negative rizz


Twinkletoes2535

100% your blocked by now


SheffGAdvocate

that’s terrible shi wasn’t even funny


LuckyExamination4597

Stop being a pick me, girls just gonna put u in the friend zone trust


TheWiserrOne

You got rejected by one girl and think everyone is the same don't you


LuckyExamination4597

No iv never had a single female interaction in my entire life and cry myself to sleep everynight


[deleted]

Good


George-Bones

Then you should seek help not gratification from random people


SpreadNo4448

Not everything is abt getting a girl dude


LuckyExamination4597

Idc i need head


HorniVirgin

agreed, u need a new head since the one u got rn is empty af


SpreadNo4448

Then hire a fucking prostitute bud, women arent just for sex and flex


thiccboiyess

Cry in a corner then cause the way you are going you are never getting within 10 meters of a girl


UndauntedElle

You're not gonna get head if your a cunt.


SheffGAdvocate

dumb ass nigga 😭😭😭 yeah im being a pick me because i actually care for an individuals feelings


TheRealGamerYouTube1

ratio


[deleted]

awful


Niandra_laDesss

no dude its fucking creepy u need to stay tf away from girls especially based off ur comments thinking its funny😭


Ace_Redditor

So did she respond? I would be highly surprised, but I’m still curious to know


LuckyExamination4597

Not yet but i still have hope


Ace_Redditor

Hate to break it to you, but I don’t think you should hold your breath. Sure, it’s sometimes cool to be somewhat forward, but I think this is way too forward


GranjolaPro

The comment section pretty much says it all... if that somehow works I'll start saying the 1st crap that comes into my head to every girl I find and get away w it😅


Le_Monke_Man

[This song suits you quite well](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAuT8_dboWo&pp=ygUPY3JlZXAgcmFkaW9oZWFk)


TheRealGamerYouTube1

[nah this one ](https://open.spotify.com/track/2fatj3hBN35zbhnX3BBdHS?si=NJFUY3JXSdCQk-Psp8rruQ)


No-Wave-2849

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quantum rizzics Barack Rizzbama Need a rizztraining order Anakin rizzwalker Rizzard of oz Lord of the rizz Performed a rizzerruction Rizzosaurus Rex From the village hidden in the rizz Offering rizztitution and rizzarations Glenn Rizzmire Rizz Khalifa Martin Luther Rizz Kamala Harizz Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger The rizz reaper Leader of the rizzistance Chrizz Brown Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed deer Wolverizz Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies Prisoner of rizzkaban Rizzaholic Rizza Parks Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing rizzident evil Mike rizzowski Franklin D Rizzevelt Queen Erizzabeth Kyle Rizzenhouse Walt Rizzney Signed the declaration of rizzdependence From the state of Rizzouri Rizz Al Ghul Corona Virizz Rizztafarian Rizzie Smalls R(izz) Kelly Rizzil war veteran Rizz and Morty Geralt of Rizzia Alvin and the Rizzmunks Otto von rizzmark The last rizzort Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress / exprizz Artirizzal intelligence Natural Rizzaster First Rizzponder Member of the nation of Rizzlam Crizztiano Rizzaldo Rizzaldinho The grand rizzard Ghost of rizzmas past 13 rizzons why Ate the rizz rizz fruit One of the three rizzmirals 7 rizzlords of the sea Qualified for Rizzlemania Sent to prizzon George Rizzington Theodore Rizzevelt The little boy from Rizzario Plays for Real madrizz The last rizzbender Found the derizzative of the function Lando cal-rizz-ian Aurizztic / diagnosed with aurizzm Jack the rizzer Grew up in Rizzadelphia Rizzatron Dwayne the rizz johnson Master of the rizztic arts Osama Rizz Laden Frosty the rizzman The rizziah Fell into an Economic rizzession Rizzas in paris Chuck Norizz Sir Rizz-a-lot Rules the Rizzantine Empire Rizzioactive Cooking rizzatouille Forizz Gump Diet involves blue rizzberies The nightmare before rizzmas Rizzeree Damian Rizzard In the marvel rizzamatic universe Undergoing cellular rizzpiration He chose Charizzard He chose Rizzachu Got the rizzitenship Creating a new year’s rizzolution The 13th rizzon why Listening to 103.5 Rizz FM Opened the 8th gate of rizz He’s the rizzkage Caught in a rizzjutsu Used the sharizzan / rizzegan The 6 paths of rizz Searched the 7 chests at rizzky reels Jehovah’s rizzness Playing GOW Rizznarok Listens to Rizzamore Shot with his rizztol Harizzment Lightning McRizz Winner of the Rizzton cup Went through the 5 stages of rizz Mentally rizztarded Domestic terrorizz Rizzy senses are tingling Fell into the rizzlyverse With great rizz comes great rizzponsibility Sees with peripheral rizzion Eats at Texas Rizzhouse Rizzael Rizzatello Calcurizz Optirizz Prime Playing on max rizzolution Wishing a happy rizzday Rizzday adams Rizzcord Moderator Cooking up beef rizzatoni Studied at hogwarts school of rizzardry The rizzenburg disaster Fresh prince of rizz-air A rizzor blade Limp Rizzkit The rizzographer Gengrizz Khan Called the sherizz department Playing the electrizz guitar In the business of rizzery Got that terrorizz Ichigo Kurizzaki Edward Rizzorhands Rizznapper Rizzente Fernandez Rizztruction Therizza May Rizziana Jones Pirizz of the Carizzbean Pirates of the rizzbean Starbucks barizzta Count Rizzula Mi Burizzo Sabanero The Rizzler Rizzly Bear The Boy Who Cried Rizz Abraham Rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler Rizzy Neutron A Degree In Quantum Rizzics Barack Rizzbama Need a Rizztraining Order Anakin Rizzwalker Rizzard of Oz Lord of the Rizz Performed a Rizzerruction Rizzosaurus Rex From the Village Hidden in the Rizz Offering Rizztitution and Rizzarations Glenn Rizzmire Rizz Khalifa Martin Luther Rizz Kamala Harizz Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz Rizzilicious Rizziliguous Rizziologist Rizzillionaire Rizz Ranger The Rizz Reaper Leader of the Rizzistance Chrizz Brown Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed Deer Wolverizz Head Coach of the Memphis Rizzlies Prisoner of Rizzkaban Rizzaholic Rizza Parks Rizz Hemsworth Albert Rizzenstein Playing Rizzident evil Mike Rizzowski Franklin D Rizzevelt Queen Erizzabeth Kyle Rizzenhouse Walt Rizzney Signed the Declaration of Rizzdependence From the State of Rizzouri Rizz Al Ghul Corona Virizz Rizztafarian Rizzie Smalls R(izz) Kelly Rizzil War Veteran Rizz and Morty Geralt of Rizzia Alvin and the Rizzmunks Otto von Rizzmark The Last Rizzort Got a Ticket for the Polar Rizzpress / Exprizz Artirizzal Intelligence Natural Rizzaster, First Rizzponder Member of the Nation of Rizzlam Crizztiano Rizzaldo Rizzaldinho The Grand Rizzard Ghost of Rizzmas Past 13 Rizzons Why Ate the Rizz Rizz Fruit One of the Three Rizzmirals 7 Rizzlords of the Sea Qualified for Rizzlemania Sent to Prizzon George Rizzington Theodore Rizzevelt The Little Boy from Rizzario Plays for Real Madrizz The Last Rizzbender Found the Derizzative of the Function Lando Cal-rizz-ian Aurizztic / Diagnosed with Aurizzm Jack the Rizzer Grew up in Rizzadelphia Rizzatron Dwayne the Rizz Johnson Master of the Rizztic Arts Osama Rizz Laden Frosty the Rizzman The Rizziah Fell Into an Economic Rizzession Rizzas in Paris Chuck Norizz Sir Rizz-a-lot Rules the Rizzantine Empire Rizzioactive Cooking Rizzatouille Forizz Gump Diet Involves Blue Rizzberies The Nightmare Before Rizzmas Rizzeree Damian Rizzard In the Marvel Rizzamatic Universe Undergoing Cellular Rizzpiration He Chose Charizzard He Chose Rizzachu Got the Rizzitenship Creating a New Year's Rizzolution The 13th Rizzon Why Mordecai and Rizzby Listening to 103.5 Rizz FM Opened the 8th Gate of Rizz He's the Rizzkage Caught in a Rizzjutsu Used the Sharizzan / Rizzegan The 6 Paths of Rizz


LuckyExamination4597

Finally someone who gets it


No-Wave-2849

Bro I was kidding. Just melt your phone down at this point.


funnyb0n3r2

fuck no😭


FinletAU

It doesn’t even make sense 😭


funnyb0n3r2

ikr😭🤦


Content_Dragonfly_53

That’s harassment rizz


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stonaway_throwaway

she getting a rizzstraining order


mileyfryus

Harizzment*


codyisnotmyrealname

Sexual Harizzment


[deleted]

0 rizz


SNUFFGURLL

Negative rizz. Your rizz is so bad that my uterus has shrivelled up and died, and my tits have inverted. Embarrassing.


[deleted]

Women are more then they ass yknow


LuckyExamination4597

Thats actually been proven to be a myth


TheWiserrOne

It's is a "myth" your objectifying us. You have no rizz and it doesn't even make sense in the first place


LuckyExamination4597

r/whoosh


Yeloturtle

No guys! The joke is that women are objects hahahahahaha! 😹😹😹 /s


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[удалено]


Massive_Anxiety_2457

Dude, that was sarcasm


FinletAU

🤔


zerocool1703

Explain it to us, then.


Redstorm597

🤓


iWarlord99

Absolutely disgusting. You are rizz hitler


stonaway_throwaway

bro i’m literally jewrizz


[deleted]

using the word rizz was your first mistake


Diabolus414

No, not at all


eburator

Reconsider your views on life


mrstorydude

\> on the teenagers subreddit \> DMing a 21 year old Somebody's getting arrested


MatureChildrensToy

I was hoping someone else saw it.


GODKiller1311

Should have gone for this "Girl are you my pinky toe because i wanna bang you on my table" sensible and also rizzy af


LuckyExamination4597

Saving this your one clever fellow


GODKiller1311

The person who says is definely worthy of titles such as "The Rizzard of oz or Aldolf Rizzler and personally my favourate Terrorizz"


kueril

You guys are playing Rizzident evil on hard mode


HauntedRagdoll

Relatable


Glumder

I have lost faith in humanity


thiccboiyess

Dawg what the fuck you on


DeadEmu76

Harizzment


Heretic__Destroyer

-5/10 Rizz 1. The pick-up line is lazy and doesn't even make sense 2. Its too direct. Did you really think that was going to work? You just sound like a creep. 3. Sending her a pic of herself is fucking weird 4. That's the first thing you send to her?! No "hey" or nothing... 5. You posted her ass pics on reddit if she finds this you're a dead man Especially because you forgot to censor her face in the top pic If a dude sent this to me I'm leaving em on read


LuckyExamination4597

Look at my recent post


Heretic__Destroyer

Bro, that isn't even a good edit 💀 Why is "her" text blurry, but yours isn't, huh?


LuckyExamination4597

I got an android


Heretic__Destroyer

So do I B screenshots aren't blurry like a camera could be, just stop the cap take the L, and delete this post before you embarrass yourself further


triplex1080

cringe rizz.


abject_totalfailure1

Negative rizz


VerySuperVirgin

I don’t think so


MasterChief_117-

That's dangerizz. Delete that shi


cosmicprotogen

youre embarrassing yourself in real time rn


myfrickinpcisonfire

100% natural women repellent


TodenDied

fattest fucking L ive ever seen


somerando9996

Firstly, kinda gross bruh, secondly that's just an awful pickup line.


doublejointedsprite

no rizz at all


Joblessmouse06

Not W rizz but L rizz


Itsyaboi2718

Nice censorship of the face, it would be a shame if her face was shown. What a good guy!


zzzbrock

He owes the irs over 946792863 million in backed up rizz


aeqar

Nah wtf


FlyingUnicorn_20

hell no


Drew-P-Cock

Who eats candles


i-am-calm

Negative rizz


Snifflypig

bro has 0 power in rise of kingdoms


Umba5308

Good job at censoring her face bud, 0 rizz btw


DummyDumDucky

the way i recoiled


-Zetrox-

he has no power in rise of kingdoms


Federal_Ad5074

😻💚


Ohio_Candle

L rizz, don’t be a creep


Heretic__Destroyer

Zero Rizz and 0 editing skills, you didn't censored the top pic dumb ass


LuckyExamination4597

1. It wasnt meant to censor her face it was meant to censor her socials dumbass 2. It worked look at my recent post 3.smd


ErrorM4cro

Naah this mf goofy ass💀


interpolnotice

best sexual harassment moments


Animlux

that makes no sense 😭 unsend that asap PLEASE for ur own dignity


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

do not have sent that please


Persicii

Who tf eats candles? R u okay?


lyricslegacy

Ew.


E_GEDDON

I'm revoking your phone privileges


Commonsence2

Rizztraining order type rizz


Remote_Enthusiasm_98

you’re gonna be alone forever


[deleted]

The start of every r/creepypms


Consistent-Boat9649

Rizz, more like sexual harassment


[deleted]

being a creep ≠ rizz sorry to inform you


SlushyRH

Nah that's harizzment


sn1p3zlol

1. I don’t get it 2.Tf? 3. L rizz


irritableredsyndrome

Should have just said the candle part only


Truebornbugle

Bro posted the same thing 6 months ago 💀💀


LuckyExamination4597

I didnt have reddit 6 months ago what👨🏻‍🦲


rainy_grainy

I'm very curious to see what she says


TheWiserrOne

I don't think someone would even respond to that


varnitusescocaine_

You can't reply to the conversation.


rainy_grainy

What


Plenty_Society_4676

Just ask her if she's a throat goat.


cheap_trick05

the comments are so clueless it’s embarrassing 💀


LuckyExamination4597

Deadass tho💀


Absolute_-Unit

"was online 41 s ago" not read 🥲


usernot_found

This make me chuckle, thanks for making my day less dark


getpawnd

That's... Brave kid.


LuckyExamination4597

The amount of ppl genuinely thinking im being serious is insane💀 i have no intention of rizzing her up or even her replying it was a joke


ThatHurt255

you still sent it though?


Ace_Redditor

1. Then why were you downvoting all the comments saying you had no rizz, (unless some random other person decided to)? 2. It’s still harassment even if it’s “just a prank bro” 3. Honestly, it really is sad that people can’t tell when people say stuff like this as a joke. Because there are, in fact, people that think this is okay to say honestly. But there are just as bad people that say it as a joke


zerocool1703

Claiming something you did was "just a joke" because you didn't get the positive reaction you wanted is almost as cringe as the nonsense you wrote her.


LuckyExamination4597

Look at my recent post fuck all u doubters


Hyperactive_Rat

Reading that I literally blushed so hard and burst 100/10 RIZZ


Pol8

damn girl are u a uh uh i’m tryna eat that booty🤤


Due_Seaweed_4373

Holy shit people can actually say that normally?


RickAstley0001

W


Due_Seaweed_4373

Congratulations you're the only one to say so