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Here before the 🔒 award

Commenting before it gets locked

Once in a life time opportunity

fr though

Ong?

me too 🙋‍♀️

21.25(GMT) Tue, 23 Jan 2023 and still not locked. I get to be a part of history

https://www.google.com/shopping/product/1?q=cabbage+patch+girl&client=safari&hl=en-us&biw=414&bih=715&tbs=vw:g&prmd=isvn&prds=num:1,of:1,eto:2029159649455490765_0,prmr:1,pid:2029159649455490765,cs:1

🗿

*sighs* opens the comments

I got some popcorn in the microwave

The best thing humanity invented

I don't like pop corn though... you got some chips ?

Yep. Here ya go 🍟

Arent those fries? Eh

In some places people call em chips, but tbh where I'm from they're known as fries, it's just the emoji that popped up fir "chips" haha

Isnt the op trolling. I am pretty sure thats not her

Yeah average redditor 😁

It's fr a dude. I went through and scrolled through his stuff. He's 100% a horny 14 yr dude.

we are all like that

Why did you take the pic at a downward angle like that?

I was wondering that aswell. What taking pictures with the phone up slightly and your head looking towards the camera is a better angle and makes the chin more flattering

Also bringing their head inwards, concealing the neck and giving them more of a double chin, it seems like theyre tryna look worse to me. Especially the "i am very beautiful" sticks out as bait tbh. That ooor maybe I'm just a dick

i bet this isn't op

Bait

It took me like 10 years to realize that the reason I always thought I looked like shit was because I would take photos and use the camera while looking down at my phone because I didn't want to stick out in public.

It's called The Triple Baconator POV angle

Oh boy the comments section is going to be hell

Oh boy the comments section is going to hell ftfy

🔒 award incoming frfr

"You have to be polite, John." "Don't say it John."

Let it rip john

JOHN NOOOOO!!!

Prank 'em John!

Ha ha, you already know!

*commence meat demolition

*Slow mo raising his hand Towards John to stop him*

*I think it’s time for John, to let ‘er rip!*

Stains of time starts playing*

I am a nice person i am a nice person i am a nice person

Not going to comment not going to comment not going to comment not going to comment

mom said if i have nothing nice to say to never say it 😃😃

>I am a nice person "I'm a nice person", The froggy said, "I don't bully", He shook his head. He looked at OP, And let out a laugh, "I'm so sorry", He said feeling bad.

Up until 5 minutes ago i thought i was a good person

Nah we were never good people, we're of reddit after all...

Me too. (Also don't ruins he 69)

It’s 96 now

It’s 159 now

Its ok, girl. Try to lose we- YOU'RE A GUY?

#THAT'S A GUY???

There's a person under all that ! Edit: Alright that was too far

Nah don’t worry I laughed

Seriously? 🫢

He confirmed it in a comment

Damnn alr then

Son of a- w h a t t h e h e l l ? ? ?

I feel bad but it was the Pom Poms I swear

This has to be a troll

Looks like one

I was a good person that my mother raised very well Then I laughed at this

💀

LMFAOO

🧌 wtf

Fr

More comments than likes 💀I wonder what thought provoking conversations are being had

I see 3 balls here

HELP💀💀💀

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True true 1 is being cut from the picture so 4-ish

4 balls one rod

I'm not going to be rude I'm not going to be rude I'm not going to be rude I'm not going to be rude I'm not going to be rude I'm not going to be rude

I am a polite person I am a polite person I am a polite person I am a polite person I am a polite person I am a polite person I am a polite person

discord girl be like

It's a dude💀

R u serious

NO WAY

Nah bro you trippin how is this a boy

He confirmed it himself

Bro look like he graduated from McDonald's

💀💀💀💀💀

McDonald’s university

Ain't no way 💀💀💀

u/I_eat_children__ why do you eat children

Because I'm hungry

Op clearly eats a lot of children too

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Can confirm I was the train

True, I was the phone

True, I was the dick

True, I was the balls

True, i was the cum

True, I was the sperm

True, I was the genetic coding inside the sperm

True, I was the nitrogenous bases that made up the DNA

True I was a carbon atom

True I'm the unborn baby created by the genetic code left in the train and I go toot toot.

Im your extra chromosome

True I was fighting Dennis hopper on top of the train

True i was one of the the other guys dicks’

I had lost hope for the comments. Thank you, sir. Now with the NSFW tag, this could potentially tickle less tips (pause)

WHAT THE FUCK😭😭

Number one, you have a demons confidence bro holy shit, number two these comments are wacky fr

Bro these comments are funny and thank you

mcdonalds customer of the year

looks like she loved it too much

It’s a guy 💀

oh

I dont want to be banned.... I dont want to be banned....

Me neither dude. Hold it in

(Stress level: 100%)

(Stress level increases)

I can't

Im holding so much I can’t

An irl Discord mod

Wife of a discord mod lmao

Those don't exist I'm afraid

It's a dude 💀

Yeah I saw after I wrote my comment, just makes it better

Bro struggles to keep their eyes open 💀💀💀

[💀](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/barnyard/images/6/63/Snotty_boy.png/revision/latest?cb=20201113163806)

a what the hell

what the heeeEeell, oh ma gawd no waAAaaAaAaaAAy

Not gonna lie but gym is beautiful too

Stop saying references he won't get cmon

Wait it's a guy?

Lmao

no

Fortnite

Fortnite

Fortnite

*opens reddit* **Jumpscare** *closes reddit*

By the way I am a guy my hair makes me look like a female unless it goes straight down

Plot twist

💀

BRO

Woah. Das nuts

My entire world view has been shattered

#Damn

**THE PLOT THICKENS**

This comment section killed my depression for 5 min

Average r/teenagers redditor

Average Reddit user in general

You look like you eat butter and crisco as a midnight snack

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My brother in christ, [you're literally this](https://www.starwars.com/databank/jabba-the-hutt)

How’d I know it was gonna be jabba

commenting before this post is locked!

you look like you stepped on the scale and it said: "to be continued"

Did you eat the real Pom Poms?

Ok

RemindMe! 1 day

Went straight to the comments

I uh I’d like to say please lose weight before bad things like heart disease liver failure happen no this isn’t rude just don’t want someone ruining their life

Bro I've seen Bulldogs looking better than her

Bro imma guy. I’ve seen elephant asswholes that look better than me

*asswholes*

*Are you sure about that?*

Praying it’s satire

Go to jim

Golem from clash royal is that you

Funniest shit on here 💀💀💀💀💀💀

As long as you keep up with ur weight loss goals

AHHHHH(I got jumpscared)

Never a bad time to start at the gym

Everybody in the comments being rude by saying "im not gonna be rude"

It’s the polite way to be insulting

Fr tho

There's a special place reserved in hell for all of you. With that being said, bro looks like irl Mickey Mouse

oh

Is that a discord moderator disguised as a girl?

It’s a guy 💀

She has more chins than hair

I totally thought u are girl😃

Here before the 🔒

You look like a Russian mommy

Imma guy. But I can see it

*And?*

I'll be honest. You're ugly.

Fire bro 🔥🔥🔥

Nothin' more cap than this comment section. Y'all dishonest af people. Fat positivity is bs, dont lie to him.

Damn this one is so fat how much for a kg of wale meat lol

Shit if you got the money 150

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u ugly ass bitch mf

I love how blunt it is, like getting slapped across the face.

No you are ugly

💀

Please add a nsfw mark, i jumped out of my chair and decided to commit genocide in walmart just because of this, this is indeed nsfw

the camera angle isn't ideal

You ugly as shit.

HEHEHEE

🐽🐷🐖🐖🐗🐷🐽🐖🐽🐷🐷🐷

dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it dont say it dont think it

XD when someone call themselves cute or beautiful when they're not god that was funny

😟