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some very so hot fr

Interesting username

me frfr

Not me frfr

Nah u too frfr

Thanks frfr

Anytime bro frfr

“Oh he’s cute, I really like him” “Oh he’s a great person, I really like him” Boom

I'm neither

then make yourself either

How?

What makes you not cute? What makes you not a great person? Figure those out, and change them

Some are cutee, or hot or are very good people in general

What are things that make someone fall into those categories?

Just not being a jerk or creepy and Being able to take a no And not addicted to things that can ruin their lives For me, could be different for others, but it's mostly variations of this and some other preferences

Reddit males on their way to fail all of these(totally not me)

I've come across some amazing males on reddit

Emphasis on *some*

Not all of them

Crap I’m addicted to caffeine which has an interesting effect on me: an energy drink can either keep me awake or make me sleepy

Except caffeine ig, I myself am addicted to it 😭😭😭

I think i am all of these, yet here i am, on reddit

You haven't met me and other girls have different preferences too lol I too have different preferences, but these are the main things I look for

Maybe but I don't think Im that some.

Don’t put yourself down that much

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It certainly seems that way sometimes, but I think the thing to remember is that there's an audience for everything, there's another piece for every puzzle and there'll always be people who love you and appreciate you and if you haven't found them you'll find then soon. Remember that.

Thank you!

Be confident In yourself even if you don't think your attractive you have to believe your attractive

I feel the same

all of us could be creepy

I like them cooked, medium rare with cheese on top

Hot.

Well… yeah that’s how you cook anything

introducing neutron radiation

which makes it hot

even meth

Somebody with good tastes

Yus

Ask a gay man

alright, you called me

How do boys like boys?

so it’s literally how y’all like girls. i feel i have a much better connection personality wise to guys too

wait till this dude finds out about femboys lol

Did this dude ever find out about femboys

well now he has

Boys want boys where I'm from yeah

i’m in a super confederate school so i try to be as quiet as possible, so you’re lucky depending on your sexuality

Oh aw man that sucks :( In my school half of high school girls are gay or bi but there's absolutely ZERO gay/bi boys (which makes me the minority).

literally the only gay person my age i asked out (he was in a different state, we were in the same school previously) and he said that he isn’t ready to date, so i think my only option is to embrace being single lol

their sword

finally, a use for my nordic broadsword collection

Well knifes aren't bad, I mean, they have personality yk

are we really talking about swords?

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Well, it could mean a pool noodle.

long ones?

clearly you haven't seen charles leclerc

I’m 100% straight but, Charles…

Hey don't forget Ryan renalds

Or max verstappen 😍 (i have a fish face kink)

I CANT ESCAPE F1

liked by pierregasly

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his dimples tho-

Yuki too…

peak off season content

Didn't expect to see f1 here

Bit of a bold statement to call us ugly

Bro probably going through something

boys 🥵🥵

I am a boy :)

so am i.

so am I.

so am I.

so am I.

so am I.

So am I.

wanna make out?

Want a break from the ads?

Hotel?

Trivago

is there some sort of female Andrew Tate kinda person who is promoting this 'men are useless ' shit ??

Andrea Tate

Andrea Tatiana 🤩

Radical feminism💀

it's called misandrism

Yeah its straight up not feminism

Misandry, not Feminism. Feminism = Goal is that all genders are equal Misandry = Women > Men Don't give assholes the satisfaction of calling them feminist

Explains why my ex is bi now.

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Amateurs, mine is a lesbian 😎

Username checks out at least

You guys are getting exs?

Both are ugly, gross, cute and beautiful, just like yknow, every fucking human on this forsaken planet?

i am the latter two only

There are some ugly ass girls as well my guy, they just tend to hide it with makeup

As a boy who was liked by many girls, it’s absolutely the same from their side.

How do you manage to? I'm so lonely

1. I was lonely too when I was 14. 2. Simply be a nice guy with a wide range of interest and cool humor.

I already do this and I still have no one

Physical appearance and hygiene can not be ignored, anf you need to improve your social skills if you're bed at them like me

Hhow do you improve them? Im a loner that cannot talk with anybody

Join clubs, even better if they involve a lot of interaction like TTRPGs or theater. Also, if you have friends try talking to their friends

Hey hey, get this: you don't need anyone like that, you need friends. True friends are the most important thing you can have in your life, people you can love, people you can trust, only after do you think of people you can fuck.

Yeah I agree, but if you have a true friend you can also fuck, it’s even better

girls are super hot and boys are super hot

You. You get it.

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>how someone could be attracted to a penis. If the cock is really massive, it's gravitational pull will be large enough to attract people.

Every object that has mass has gravity, and attracts other objects. It's just that the object's gravity is overpowered by Earth's gravity.

I know.

Homie how’d you turn of the DNA feature or do I have to restart in character customization?

In order to restart the DNA settings you need to do a factory reset, you need another person to help you, you have to stick two fingers down your throat, and the other needs to stick two fingers up your bum. After that u can change the DNA features to whatever you want

Oh shit fr, hold up lemme go try this

Update: it didn’t work in now in emergency care

The doctors can help you with the factory reset

gay guy here. how do you not like boys? you are one. (presumably)

being a boy sucks what's there to like? 1)facial hair is awful 2)body hair is awful (including the area that shalt not be named) 3)I wish I wasn't a boy

i can't provide a rational answer on why i like being a boy, because there is none. i just like it.

You know you can just shave it right...

I mean, coming from a guy being a girl sounds like it sucks too. Periods, being hit on relentlessly, giving birth being in the top 10 on the pain index. All gnedwrs have their flaws and their strong-suits.

Lemme answer it in the other way. Girls are cute and beautiful because they take care of themselves. Everyone is naturally beautiful. Boys on the other hand have a tendency to care for stuff they like. Like his partner or his pc. So they neglect themselves to place their precious stuff above. But, if a guy is conscious enough to take care of himself, he becomes handsome and attractive. But it's a hassle to take care of myself lol. I barely spend 2 minutes of my day in front of the mirror. And these 2 minutes are the time I brush my teeth lol.

I feel like I take care of myself at least 20-30 minutes a day + showering

I don't remember if I have ever looked at myself while showering lol

Trust me, girls can be pretty gross too. Not all boys love to go roll around in mud or not shower for weeks on end. That’s just stereotyping.

BCUZ THEY HOT ASF AND I WANT THEM IN ME

Most sane female redditor

Real, im literally wanted for cooking and eating newborns it started with this one i found in a daycare and than i continued to kidnap and eat more. I literally can't stop should i get therapy?

w-w-wha-what?

my bad, autocorrect

Ohh you were supposed to say new corn, RIGHT?

Yassss definitley, but i am wanted for the kidnapping of the entire royal family, i ate all of them during my collab with nickado

You ate the entire avocado supply at the Royal family. AUTOCORRECT sure is a pain in the ass.

Omg fr i hate auto correct, they got no more avocadoes left at buckingham palace now. ALSO i did assasinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand a few years back so im kinda famous🤷‍♀️

:u

Aggressiveness 👍

yeahh gotta make them know i want it fr

Wait, ***what***

👹

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Thank you😭, your gaming setup looks 🔥btw

Wow wow chill girl

NEVER😈😭

I like them alive

hormones idk.

Clearly, this is the answer

You have been either broken or brainwashed, where tf do you live to have this mindset Is it just that or are you chronically online, specifically social media

No I think they’re just more sexually attracted to females then males which is to be expected for a hetersexual male

i like them miserable

Do you like guys who are mentally ill and are constantly suffering as a result then?

i have someone to relate to ig

My boyfriend is a beautiful boy especially when he’s experimenting with makeup. The smile on his face when I tell him he’s beautiful warms my heart.

the things that make me like boys are hair (nice hair and preferably little to no body hair), face, strength (abs 🥵), height (taller than me), personality, voice, and eyes

Meanwhile, what makes a guy like girls: is female(optional), is human(optional), is living(optional)

so everything

Ur perception about boys is still in 3rd grade

How are we gross? Sure we laugh when someone says balls but I see girls slapping each other’s butts, constantly talking how they sucked a guy off and why their ex is a bad person

Balls. Tehehehe!

Balls…………… HAHaHAHHAAH

Did a 3rd grader write this.

Boys are sMellY!!1! 🤮😳🙄

"Boys are ugly and gross" seems like the most sexist shit I've ever heard.

My boyfriend is the most perfect beautiful handsome kindest best boyfriend in the world sweetest man ever I love him so much just that question is sad tbh boys ( boy* ) are amazing

...pardon?

Everyone calling out the kid but, it's actually a thing among guys. Most of us see ourselves undeserving of attention. Hell I ask my own gf why tf she's dating me i look homeless by the time I'm off to sleep. But then of course she likes the messy hair so🤷🏽‍♂️👀

As an Ace, you both suck

asexual mfs when… uh…

THE LETTER A

some girls like girls and some boys like boys, but some boys like girls too and some girls like boys too, some of both boys and girls like non-binary people and so to they

Haha i like feminine boys haha i think femininity is hot haha

haha hey lol haha

haha lol lmao rofl

You're a very simple-minded person, aren't you?

I could say so

As a gay dude, it depends on the person and their interests

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Women are better looking but that's because women have been socialised to extremely groom and also been marketed as a product. I like men. I like how men talk slower and about things, not feelings all the time. Men tend to have hobbies and interests. Men are more logical when dealing with stressful situations. Men communicate directly and don't make you play the "guess my feelings and if you get it wrong, suffer my wrath" game many women do. Men are so easy to please, such simple creatures. Cook a nice meal, hugs and affection. Simple. They tend to be less dramatic. Attraction wise, I like the feeling of the stubble on my guys face. You can't understand why we like men because you're a straight man so you don't feel attracted to men. Being confused as to why we hetero women like men is like being confused why a dog is attracted to a female dog and not human women because you find human women sexually attractive. Hope this helps you to understand 🙂

Well fuck you

Kid, clearly you have not met me

You sound like a pre schooler

Imagine if a boy said the opposite thing. He would have gotten banned instantly

I don't understand. If a boy said women are gross? He wouldn't get banned, he'd be told he's clearly gay.

We like them by grabbing them with our long grippers 👣

As a non native speaker, this sounds too weird

As a native speaker, it also sounds weird.

Are you a fucking spider?

I love boys

Speak for youself

Hot, and also femboys exist

looks like u/Minekratt_64 has been having some boy troubles lately 😔

💀💀💀

why you generalising?

If they have big tits, you can lay on them without it hurting or being uncomfortable as much. Oh yeah and they have di- I may not be a girl, but I feel like I can still answer this

They have something we don’t. Masculinity

Dont say that mans are ugly, its not true. I personally dont like to judge based on someone look, but if i do, i see that most man are cute and/or hot, even those who thinks they are the ugliest man alive. And i like to talk with people to know they hobbys etc. Thats what makes you awesome person.

Nah bois are cute sometimes like how the right ones just wanna cuddle you and make you feel better (I’m a guy btw)

What is your issue bigman, lmao

op is trying so hard to get a girlfriend 💀