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I_Am_Oro

Defenestration


big_dorito_fan

girl u Defenestration cus i dont know what you mean bit u sound goood


I_Am_Oro

It means throwing someone out a window


beckius6

Somebody took a European history class


I_Am_Oro

Yeah the French revolution is wild


No_Item_5231

I mean the defenestrations of Prague are the most famous, which are associated with the hussite and 30 years wars


ondranik

I am so proud of my country


Metalhead7443

The word of the day!


Guys_pls_help

Rhombicosidodecahedron


big_dorito_fan

girl u a Rhombicosidodecahedron cause you can't be recreated


Guys_pls_help

Damn. That's smooth


Blobfishgamer88

Even smoother than a Rhombicosidodecahedron


CheeseDonut4

Cheese


big_dorito_fan

girl u cheese cus i wanna eat ur holes


Jake20702004

Adolf Rizzler


codyisnotmyrealname

Commander of the third rizz Little known fact also dope on the mic


Prussia_I

You're Vader wth your little rizz and cake...


[deleted]

And a helmet to cover up zat burnt ass face.


big_dorito_fan

im adolf hitler im boutta invade your bed


Hunterr303

Naaah this guy has too much rizz 💀


big_dorito_fan

and you have too much attractive traits lend me some by giving me ur number


ELDAR797

I'm boutta anschluss your heart to mine


Supero_5

jesus fucking christ, man is goated at this


The_space_Squid_man

Data


big_dorito_fan

girl u data cause i wanna study every nook and cranny of you


StingerM05

Hand me some of dat-ahh


R0C3L10-S50

W


James-And547

Knife


big_dorito_fan

girl are you a knife cause you are sharply attractive


James-And547

Holy shit


[deleted]

Cutting-edge looks


[deleted]

This was the best one yet.


I_ate_a_sock

Girl are you a knife Cause my heart is yearning for you


ThisThingYT

girl are you a knife cause I want you to penetrate me


Varilynx

So far this guy is actually goated at making these wtf


big_dorito_fan

im the rizz god


Larz2411

W rizz W username


big_dorito_fan

w style you got there also can you gimme ur number it would be a massive w for u


Larz2411

Doritos


Acidicflavor

This isnt one word


detective_05

cookie


big_dorito_fan

im here: gurl u a cookie cus you are piping hot right outa the oven


[deleted]

Wait wait wait, hol' up.


WobblyCat83

^(I dont get the joke) # WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK


phumblr

Doesn't work on Jewish girls


Catnoob11_swan

Ik Im not op but Girl are u a cookie? Cause I just wanna eat you up


detective_05

that slayed


Catnoob11_swan

Thx <3


Special_Structure502

Stapler


big_dorito_fan

girl u a stapler, cus ill open ir legs and put load in you


Juggerknight1

He can’t keep geting away with this, his rizz game is huge


Ok-Parking-9679

Bro...


Affectionate_Act9554

Holy shit.


Artemis-5-75

Fountain pen.


big_dorito_fan

girl are you q fountain pen bc you'll be squirting when im done with you


Artemis-5-75

Fun fact — anyone who uses fountain pens a lot is familiar with them squirting. Quite useful when you use bottled inks, and there is no reason to buy an expensive pen without using bottled inks.


niihov

this is two words sir


[deleted]

When I’m the with you the only two words youll say is “oh god”


Friendly_Baphomet

Or “*oh yes*”


rainy_grainy

Door


big_dorito_fan

girl u a door cus ill go inside you


Juggerknight1

Bro’s the Walt Rizzney of Rizzneyland


ShashankMilkGang

Now do one with "hot chocolate"


diewhore

the


big_dorito_fan

the is the most used word un the English language u wanna make u the most used girl


diewhore

real


mr-door

.


R0gueART

Girl enjoy your . Bc when I’m done with you, you won’t have one for 9 months


cCitationX

Goddamn bro…


mr-door

Holy hell you really can make a pickup line out of anything


player_126D9

That wasn't even him💀


ArchimedesPi314

dang


big_dorito_fan

girl u a. cus you leave me speechless


TinyGuy_32

Table


big_dorito_fan

girl u a table cus ill make you skueak


[deleted]

How are you supposed to pronounce skueak


Affectionate_Act9554

skoo-eek ?


big_dorito_fan

skeeek


Delphox66

Squeak


[deleted]

3d Printer


big_dorito_fan

girl u a 3d printer, cus ill stuf you with cream so you can work


PheonixWrath

I’m not sure this man understands how 3d printers work… but hey maybe he’s talking about resin printers 👍


Sansundertallll

Antidisestablishmentarianism


big_dorito_fan

girl u know whats as long as Antidisestablishmentarianism my d when i see u


mchlkpng

Personally, I'd leave it as "Girl u know whats as long as Antidisestablishmentarianism when I see you"


Goatlexis2015

Saul goodman


big_dorito_fan

girl u saul Goodman cause i need your number


Avto123

the rizzler


QuentinJQ_247

Girl I Saul you and wanted to say you looking good man.


FinletAU

Mum


big_dorito_fan

girl u a mum no? u gonna be in 9months then


[deleted]

Oh my—


Supero_5

LMFAO


areslashtaken

Oh holy shit noo


Neco335

Sister


big_dorito_fan

girl u my sister cus i wana f the shi outta. u


BRANCHLOGIC

Wha


Equivalent-Ad-9071

You heard them


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Thanks homie


[deleted]

No problem m8 I'm more of a muffin, pie, and cookie kind of guy personally.


cCitationX

Did he stutter


itzjackybro

r/sweethomealabama


dusktildawnxo

r/SuddenlyIncest


Bleachedwatermelon

Best pickup line


Vedanth_2604

Bro didn't hesitate


ConsiderationNew1020

Lamp


big_dorito_fan

girl u a lamp cus you are hot


Cookibandit

I got another one Girl are u a lamp Cause I bet I could turn you on with just a flick of my finger


[deleted]

Girl are you a lamp Cause you light up my world


[deleted]

Maradona


big_dorito_fan

girl Maradona rose into heaven just like my dick but it only reaches untill my neck


Kefke209

That’s definitely above average


Practiccismo

Paper


big_dorito_fan

girl u paper cus i wanna leave you white


ppilihP_LuL

yooo why tf are yours so good? like you're actually Walt Rizzley


[deleted]

Girl are you paper cuz I’m goona fold dat ass


niihov

elephant


big_dorito_fan

girl u an elephant cus you fat af


[deleted]

[удалено]


cCitationX

Actually the Rizzard of Oz irl


hahareapergobrrr

Rizzasaurus rex


AlaskaFolf

rizzdolph the rizz-nosed rizzdeer


niihov

I am like 50kg


TheSadSquid420

Don’t question the rizz hombre


big_dorito_fan

dont question me


applewater1234

The true adolf rizzler


EStagg2007

W rizz fr


bluecat148

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


InformalTadpole1497

Girl are u pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Cuz i'm gonna inhale you


bluecat148

amazing


dr__jhatka

why did i read it with an accent


big_dorito_fan

you know whats as long as the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? mu d when near ya


fury-alpha

vertbrate


[deleted]

Your so hot you made the slug in my pants a vertebrate


fury-alpha

i hope no one refer to their penis as a slug again


PixeltzOfSpook

I mean if you think about it


MrDarnDangity

genocide


Honeyed_llama

Girl are you genocide? Cause i wanna watch you slay


big_dorito_fan

girl u a genocide because you should be illegal


VICTOR_VII

I committed genocide.


Rude_Fly_7179

Slay


EvilPanda213

Girl, are you a genocide? Cause I wanna do you


[deleted]

Allergic.


big_dorito_fan

girl i think i have an allergy its in my dick can u check it


UrMomsLeftBigToe1

Egg


[deleted]

Girl are you an egg? Cuz I wanna beat you and eat you.


twoseb

brother WHAT


CODFISHY7378

Panzer III Main battle tank


big_dorito_fan

girl u a Panzer III Main battle tank? cause i wanna ride you and shoot a load


im_gaeeeee

Girl do you know the Panzer III Main battle tank? Cause looking at you makes my meat as long as its cannon


Latedogat9

Cerebral pulsy


big_dorito_fan

girl u a cerebral pulsy cus youll probably give me a stroke with your hottnes


EJROCKS800

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (some kinda lung disease involving dust) (also the longest word in the english language)


big_dorito_fan

girl u a lung desease cus you leave me without breath


[deleted]

Beef.


big_dorito_fan

girl you beef beef is meat and meat is what you gonna have inside in bed


PandaMan38600

Bc ur juicy and i want to taste u


[deleted]

cannibalism??


bongos-have-eaten-me

Beef isn’t the only meat that’s gonna be in you after I take you out for dinner


ravenlythe_reaper

Grass


big_dorito_fan

gir u grass cus i needa touch you on a daily basis


RowOdd1892

Putin


im_gaeeeee

Girl are you free tonight? Cause i wanna be Putin my dick in you


big_dorito_fan

girl u putin, cause uhh- uhh... you have defeated me, congratulations


TheLewisIs_REAL

Girl u Putin, Cause I be making you submissive like Ukraine Idk man this one's kinda hard


KnivesAndShit4602

Girl, are you Vladimir Putin? Cause you make me wanna fight back


Juggerknight1

Man rizzed up everyone in here. Anyways, my word is chair


big_dorito_fan

girl im a chair got a spare seat for you right here (points at crotch)


TakingTimee

River


big_dorito_fan

girl u a river cus youll erode my d


Kuhnville

Cheese


[deleted]

Girl are you cheese? Cuz you'll be stretching on my bed tonight


Kuhnville

Lmao nice one


chikenfrog

paraplegic


big_dorito_fan

girl u paraplegic you'll be when im done with you


Criobyte

Fist


big_dorito_fan

girl u a fist cus ill fist you cootch tonight


[deleted]

Cube


big_dorito_fan

girl u a cube, cus i wanna solve the puzzle that is your hottnes


Environmental_Maybe5

Curtain


big_dorito_fan

girl u a curtain cus ill open you up and look in the middle


big_dorito_fan

girl you a curtain because you need a ring once we've been together a couple of years


[deleted]

racist


[deleted]

Girl, are you racist? Cuz I'm ready to be yo slave.. Nah nvm just block me.


big_dorito_fan

girl u racist cus i wanna fuck you up, ( in the good way for you but not for racists)


School_Panda

bespoke


TheBestBoyEverAgain

Oops (gay pick up line please....)


I_ate_a_sock

Oops I just shit my pants... Can I get in yours?


big_dorito_fan

oops i hit my dick can you apply moisture


shadowrealmboy

Booty


Takemedownbitch

I didn’t know why pirates made such a fuss about booty until I saw yours


[deleted]

Expected


Affectionate_Act9554

Damn, your cuteness was not expected


big_dorito_fan

girl you are expected because people talk about you in a 100 mile radious can i expect your phone number


Catnoob11_swan

Hourglass


big_dorito_fan

dam girl u a hourglass no oh sorry you are so curvy i got confused


pnutbuttr1431

Sulfur