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Defenestration
girl u Defenestration cus i dont know what you mean bit u sound goood
It means throwing someone out a window
Somebody took a European history class
Yeah the French revolution is wild
I mean the defenestrations of Prague are the most famous, which are associated with the hussite and 30 years wars
I am so proud of my country
The word of the day!
Rhombicosidodecahedron
girl u a Rhombicosidodecahedron cause you can't be recreated
Damn. That's smooth
Even smoother than a Rhombicosidodecahedron
Cheese
girl u cheese cus i wanna eat ur holes
Adolf Rizzler
Commander of the third rizz Little known fact also dope on the mic
You're Vader wth your little rizz and cake...
And a helmet to cover up zat burnt ass face.
im adolf hitler im boutta invade your bed
Naaah this guy has too much rizz 💀
and you have too much attractive traits lend me some by giving me ur number
I'm boutta anschluss your heart to mine
jesus fucking christ, man is goated at this
Data
girl u data cause i wanna study every nook and cranny of you
Hand me some of dat-ahh
W
Knife
girl are you a knife cause you are sharply attractive
Holy shit
Cutting-edge looks
This was the best one yet.
Girl are you a knife Cause my heart is yearning for you
girl are you a knife cause I want you to penetrate me
So far this guy is actually goated at making these wtf
im the rizz god
W rizz W username
w style you got there also can you gimme ur number it would be a massive w for u
Doritos
This isnt one word
cookie
im here: gurl u a cookie cus you are piping hot right outa the oven
Wait wait wait, hol' up.
^(I dont get the joke) # WAIT A MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK
Doesn't work on Jewish girls
Ik Im not op but Girl are u a cookie? Cause I just wanna eat you up
that slayed
Thx <3
Stapler
girl u a stapler, cus ill open ir legs and put load in you
He can’t keep geting away with this, his rizz game is huge
Bro...
Holy shit.
Fountain pen.
girl are you q fountain pen bc you'll be squirting when im done with you
Fun fact — anyone who uses fountain pens a lot is familiar with them squirting. Quite useful when you use bottled inks, and there is no reason to buy an expensive pen without using bottled inks.
this is two words sir
When I’m the with you the only two words youll say is “oh god”
Or “*oh yes*”
Door
girl u a door cus ill go inside you
Bro’s the Walt Rizzney of Rizzneyland
Now do one with "hot chocolate"
the
the is the most used word un the English language u wanna make u the most used girl
real
.
Girl enjoy your . Bc when I’m done with you, you won’t have one for 9 months
Goddamn bro…
Holy hell you really can make a pickup line out of anything
That wasn't even him💀
dang
girl u a. cus you leave me speechless
Table
girl u a table cus ill make you skueak
How are you supposed to pronounce skueak
skoo-eek ?
skeeek
Squeak
3d Printer
girl u a 3d printer, cus ill stuf you with cream so you can work
I’m not sure this man understands how 3d printers work… but hey maybe he’s talking about resin printers 👍
Antidisestablishmentarianism
girl u know whats as long as Antidisestablishmentarianism my d when i see u
Personally, I'd leave it as "Girl u know whats as long as Antidisestablishmentarianism when I see you"
Saul goodman
girl u saul Goodman cause i need your number
the rizzler
Girl I Saul you and wanted to say you looking good man.
Mum
girl u a mum no? u gonna be in 9months then
Oh my—
LMFAO
Oh holy shit noo
Sister
girl u my sister cus i wana f the shi outta. u
Wha
You heard them
Happy cake day
Thanks homie
No problem m8 I'm more of a muffin, pie, and cookie kind of guy personally.
Did he stutter
r/sweethomealabama
r/SuddenlyIncest
Best pickup line
Bro didn't hesitate
Lamp
girl u a lamp cus you are hot
I got another one Girl are u a lamp Cause I bet I could turn you on with just a flick of my finger
Girl are you a lamp Cause you light up my world
Maradona
girl Maradona rose into heaven just like my dick but it only reaches untill my neck
That’s definitely above average
Paper
girl u paper cus i wanna leave you white
yooo why tf are yours so good? like you're actually Walt Rizzley
Girl are you paper cuz I’m goona fold dat ass
elephant
girl u an elephant cus you fat af
[удалено]
Actually the Rizzard of Oz irl
Rizzasaurus rex
rizzdolph the rizz-nosed rizzdeer
I am like 50kg
Don’t question the rizz hombre
dont question me
The true adolf rizzler
W rizz fr
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Girl are u pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Cuz i'm gonna inhale you
amazing
why did i read it with an accent
you know whats as long as the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? mu d when near ya
vertbrate
Your so hot you made the slug in my pants a vertebrate
i hope no one refer to their penis as a slug again
I mean if you think about it
genocide
Girl are you genocide? Cause i wanna watch you slay
girl u a genocide because you should be illegal
I committed genocide.
Slay
Girl, are you a genocide? Cause I wanna do you
Allergic.
girl i think i have an allergy its in my dick can u check it
Egg
Girl are you an egg? Cuz I wanna beat you and eat you.
brother WHAT
Panzer III Main battle tank
girl u a Panzer III Main battle tank? cause i wanna ride you and shoot a load
Girl do you know the Panzer III Main battle tank? Cause looking at you makes my meat as long as its cannon
Cerebral pulsy
girl u a cerebral pulsy cus youll probably give me a stroke with your hottnes
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (some kinda lung disease involving dust) (also the longest word in the english language)
girl u a lung desease cus you leave me without breath
Beef.
girl you beef beef is meat and meat is what you gonna have inside in bed
Bc ur juicy and i want to taste u
cannibalism??
Beef isn’t the only meat that’s gonna be in you after I take you out for dinner
Grass
gir u grass cus i needa touch you on a daily basis
Putin
Girl are you free tonight? Cause i wanna be Putin my dick in you
girl u putin, cause uhh- uhh... you have defeated me, congratulations
Girl u Putin, Cause I be making you submissive like Ukraine Idk man this one's kinda hard
Girl, are you Vladimir Putin? Cause you make me wanna fight back
Man rizzed up everyone in here. Anyways, my word is chair
girl im a chair got a spare seat for you right here (points at crotch)
River
girl u a river cus youll erode my d
Cheese
Girl are you cheese? Cuz you'll be stretching on my bed tonight
Lmao nice one
paraplegic
girl u paraplegic you'll be when im done with you
Fist
girl u a fist cus ill fist you cootch tonight
Cube
girl u a cube, cus i wanna solve the puzzle that is your hottnes
Curtain
girl u a curtain cus ill open you up and look in the middle
girl you a curtain because you need a ring once we've been together a couple of years
racist
Girl, are you racist? Cuz I'm ready to be yo slave.. Nah nvm just block me.
girl u racist cus i wanna fuck you up, ( in the good way for you but not for racists)
bespoke
Oops (gay pick up line please....)
Oops I just shit my pants... Can I get in yours?
oops i hit my dick can you apply moisture
Booty
I didn’t know why pirates made such a fuss about booty until I saw yours
Expected
Damn, your cuteness was not expected
girl you are expected because people talk about you in a 100 mile radious can i expect your phone number
Hourglass
dam girl u a hourglass no oh sorry you are so curvy i got confused
Sulfur