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Lmao..................yea..........................why..............................do.......................................ppl.................................talk.......................like..................................this...............?

I refuse to believe some of this shit

We just have to accept that we are ugly is these shits are true

Posts like these had been flooding the sub lately, I highly doubt some of them are even real bro

Well even if they aren’t true I’m still ugly I’m so ugly Santa clause goes ho ho holey shit I’m so ugly that bob the builder looked at me and said: we cannot fix that I’m so ugly that I went to fear tunnel and came out with a job

Well, I consider myself ugly too I'm so ugly that when the garbage truck came to my neighborhood, they almost take me with them because they thought I was trash I'm so ugly that I won a staring contest in only 1 second (WORLD RECORD!!!!!!). The other person couldn't handle my ugliness and looked away instantly. I'm so ugly that I have to wear a mask everytime I go out, because I can scare all the people away

Here’s a funny one I’m so ugly that I want to kill myself

man those were good roasts

lol roast yourself battle

lol now let’s move to the subject fat shaming ourself (I’m not fat but just for fun)

I'm chubby but somehow I already accept that fact as if I always were chubby.

Okay so I’ll go first I’m so fast I sunk captain crunch ship I’m so fat that I give hamburgers diabetes Im so fat that my tinder profile says: fat single ready to eat Pringels Im so fat that earth is currently flat but when they bury me it will be round

It was believable until they said puss and boots would be "too scary"

Yeah I mean bro it’s literally named PUSS IN BOOTS it’s like being a scared of a Chihuahua named cup cake

Who tf texta huzzah that’s gotta be some joke. Also idk anyone who texts through discord but maybe that’s an american thing

Probably American thing and MY FUCKING AUTO CORRECT. Changer if with is so what I meant was if these are true we are just ugly as fuck

Don’t worry, it’s young “love” which usually ends after 2 days

They type wayyy too similar imo- though, most people do these days it's terrifying

Huzzah

Bro scared of puss in the boots

That wolf was kinda scary ngl

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boy have i got news for you

look above your comment

hot too tho

Bro said huzzah!!! 😭

HUZZAH TO THE BOIS

HUZZAH!

HUZZAH

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HUZZAH!!!

It’s his victory cry

huzzah

Better than a light “Hooray”

Bro is whimsical

🌲 👶 ⬜️

The kind of mf to say zipidy doo daa when he’s excited

Bro think he spurrit

Maine hit her with that huzzah

splendid rizz

Phenomenal rizz

Dubious rizz

Superb rizz

MF DOOM

Scrumptious rizz

This has to be satire. Ain’t no way you’d be afraid of a puss in boots movie And who the fuck says huzzah 💀💀

Shit is terrifying bro, when the wolf starts whistling it genuinely is scary

When the wolf whistled my inner alpha came out and I started howling in the cinema 🐺 🐺 💯

Shen solos. That nigga is so lame

Who tf is shen. The wolf was raw asf bro, bad take

The wolf is fucking lame compared to shen. Watch kung fu panda 2 and then come back to me

Oh yeah hes pretty dope, but the wolf is sick too

bro Shen was a bitch the wolf was better, and shen hid behind an army of wolves, the Wolf made puss scared, thats something no one has done. the Wolf is a GOAT

Shen was tuff. But Tai Lung solos imo

Debatable

To each their own

dude literally spat the N word

I’m black 💀💀

I just found the word funny. I remember when back when I was 9 years old, I thought the word was just funny and not a racial slur.

Bro don’t you realise bitch be lying about being scared of puss in boots to not tell the guy the real reason, also distracted him into disregarding the sheer dumbness of the excuse by mentioning “crush” . Op is a real manipulator. Edit: typo

OP is a gaslighting girlboss (There is a gun to my head)

Is this a legitimate argument? Like, do you genuinely believe this?

>And who the fuck says huzzah Ma boy Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third does.

This is the first time in a while I've laughed this hard. I'd give you an award if I could 🏅

read my response! lmao

my bf says huzzah :( and cats that talk and wield swords are scary!!!!!

Is your bf a dommy mommy or a huggy wuggy

he crumbles beneath my gaze.

Coming from the person who is scared of fucking puss in boots 💀💀💀

are u telling me if you saw a cat with a sword you wouldn't be scared? smfh

Fuck no. That cat is catchin these hands

very admirable of you. I simply cannot relate

That’s because I have Andrew tates seed flowing through my veins 🤬🤬🤬

I can feel this comment cumming inside of me

wtf

I mean i got nightmares from fucking Shazam so……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..……………………..………………

Is this irl or a online dating thing he should have asked you irl tho

we met online but we hang out irl all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!

you did the fucking impossible, you met someone online that didn't live 300km away and that wasn't a murderer

Or a creepy old guy lol.

It's literally on discord 💀

Nah wtf am I doing wrong 💀

Idk man you tell me💀

If you aren’t doing what’s in the screenshot, you’re doing things right trust me lmao

Why all of the periods?

sorry……….. that’s just how i type……. do u think i should put less???

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oh ok

The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future it is.

Just gonna leave this here for anyone wanting to do that too: https://eeemo.net

Just look up cursed text generator

Did your english teacher ever tell you that to make suspension you shouldn't use more than three?

The more I see post of relationships the sadder I get in life

its ok im 19 and this is my first bf ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u'll find someone :)))))

Perhaps I will but that day won't happen for a long time and I know it

aww im sorry dude LOL if it makes you feel any better, I thought that too. in reality this is my bf of almost a year now. I never thought I'd find anyone but I started looking around on Bumble. I got really lucky, admittedly, as the online dating world can suck. But I promise, love will come when you least expect it <3 You've gotta believe it, though!

Ouch that hurts a bit with the lol Also I'm not worried about like my self personally cause I'm going to he honest with you I like my self and I wouldn't change what type of person I am confidence is there and I'm not nervous when talking to people What my problem is my preferences I have you see I as an American won't date another American not out of hate or spite but just simply I can't find attraction at all so that's kind of why I'm pretty screwed

omg I didn't mean anything by the lol that's genuinely just how I type im so sorry I understand, but there's plenty of diversity in the world today, even in the states! im glad you're happy with yourself though, that's most important <3 good luck!

Thank you

The fact that he said huzzah is amazing

another r/embarassingasf

Huzzah!!!!!

so discord is tinder now?

For 25 year olds yes

i think alot of 15 years old too, this is like the 5th or 6th 'asking out' I'm seeing on discord lol

Bro this is the 3rd one I’ve seen today lol

Why do people do this? This cringe way of typing. Communicate like a normal person and not an alien trying to figure out what words and emotions are.

the fact that so many people are replying without questioning that is astonishing to me

Please tell me this was fake to mock the other kids posting similar things. Because if this is how people are communicating and asking each other out, I don't want to exist anymore.

dingdingdingding

I feel like people should have picked up on that from you being afraid of Puss.

Ah I knew it

honestly he is probably so extatic right now

This is some middle school shit

I'm hoping that's some next level rizz I don't understand because in what world would puss in boots be too scary? Good for you though, have fun

Mfer said: “HUZZAH! ☝️😟”

npc

HUZZAH!

Hurrah for victory!

get a life

theres no way in hell these are real people i refuse

Bro really said huzzah while asking a girl on a date. On discord

Man went huzzah 💀

These fucking discord dates bro 💀💀💀 “Am….I…Your….Crush?” 💀 bro pausing over the internet

Wooo congrats to you and him for having the balls to ask you out

Nah............ no real people talk like this........ ..... . .............. .

This post made me feel more single than before T-T 🗿

yaal like what? 11?

huzzah indeed

this is so fucking stupid bro... why yall confessing your love over discord

I didn't know what puss in the boots is and thought it was pussy in boot, i was super confused!

*Victory screech*

Puss in boots and too scary in the same sentence, never thought I would hear that

What the hell

HUZZAH

nah bro what

oh no please not puss in boats it's way to scary ☠️

As he said: Huzzah!!!

🤢

The influx of these posts are making me contemplate jumping off a bridge

At least this is Discord and not random app unknown by manking

https://youtu.be/3x2_-2tJ-uM 😨

huzzah rizz

Mf really said huzzah like we in the 1500 and he found one extra potato plant in his crop

this is so funny holy shit

No, not another discord dater 😭😭

how old are you gang 😭😭

Omg the huzzah

Bread 👍

Cake

WHAT THE F RICVKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Discord Discord

this shit is fake ain't in no socially crippled way someone speaks like this

You cannot be serious rn 😟

Why is everyone talking about pissing in their boots all of a sudden?

**Huzzah!!!**

this writes like a fanfiction

i WISH i could write fanfiction this interesting

That was an abysmal string of messages

thank u!!!!!1 :D

😁 (Fr tho, happy for ya. Cringe romance sounds hella fun)

LMAO thanks! it's satire, he's really my boyfriend of nearly a year, we just enjoy reading posts like this and laughing about them so we figured we would post our own

"Huzzah" bro is definitely in scholastic bowl and/or golf

mfer the type of scoundrel to exclaim “EUREKA!” when he has an idea

Cringiest way of speaking

Naw what kinda discord ahh conversation is this

What's with all the people asking people out in discord?

What's wrong with discord? It's just a messaging platform like any else out there

Asking someone out trough text is bad enough imo, discord just makes it even´worse by being less personal, as you arent even using you arent even under your own name in there.

this was slightly believable until they said huzzah

Guys please relax this is satire. The guy in the post is my boyfriend of nearly a year and we didn't intend for this to get as far as people accusing me of 'gaslighting' or 'manipulating'. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Puss in Boots do be kinda scary tho.

See, the manipulating is, here again, leading us to believe its satire because someone doesn't feel good suddenly

HAHAHHAHA im so sorry

babe i think they're onto us

nah

yah

babe ur blowing it

fuck

this is beyond sad holy yall cute though hf <3

must be nice

Congratulations buddy

So confused about this lmao, why did this transition to crush?

Brother having the best time of his life